THE ART OF SELF DEFENSE TRAILER

INCEL KINO

besides the memes it looks good desu can't wait to pirate it sorry riley but I can't fund another whore killing spree

>MEW hits the wall and fades into obscurity
>TAoSD is a hit and Riley becomes one of the best up and coming directors with multiple career opportunities
It's like poetry.

GET

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Why do men respond so well to breakups ? He looks /fit/ too

oh shi, now im jealous af

sweet dreams, big boy

A dark successor to Napoleon Dynamite.

Looks good :)

cringe Riley, cringe

Imogen Poots ? Instant kino

The breakup and Yea Forums's support redpilled Riley and helped him arise like a phoenix.

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Not being edgy but I hope if has some very dark beatings and or gore otherwise looks a bit soi desu

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if there is a cuck joke in birds of prey

>Why do men respond so well to breakups ?
I feels like shit in the beginning but then you start appreciating the freedom.

Not familiar with this guy. Is it his style to mix drama and comedy like that?

I share this opinion. I like eisenberg as well.

dubs and you turn into a vegetable

suck my pingis

Faults was great.

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>Is it his style to mix drama and comedy like that?
Oh yes...

MEW is in Birds of Prey... with McGregor.

Kevin Smith levels of cuckoldry.

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It was a very good movie but by no means something to write home about

she is a young christine bell

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RIP MEW

ok... cuck joke is inevitable i presume

her name is catherine bell m8

I love how he has zero shame plastering his Instagram with selfies like a woman.

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EWAN McGREGOR IS FUCKING DEADMAN!

RIP in peace user

Hi MEW

see you in space cowboy

just my impression but it looks like he takes some classes then starts jumping/killing people should be a kino flick

lucky cunt

god i wish that were me

Riley here, appreciate your comments guys, the movie will deliver, I promise. In theaters June 21st.

How many cocks did this hack suck in order to get money to make his shit flicks?

>cancer in the comments
Never change Yea Forums

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This look good. Jesse is an underrated actor. But it's indie shit so I definitely won't find it in my fucking theaters.

>Jesse is an underrated actor
Not really. He can play the nerd character well though. He was good in The Social Network and he seems to be good in this as well.

He's playing his literal self like he always does. He can't act.

>Who the fuck is laughing now, Mary?

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S E X U A L A W A K E N I N G

see you on the other side, slick!

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PUTA

Looks like the type of movie you would expect Riley to make.Looks like the main character is a %100 self insert and looks like it's a indie garbage with shit ''quirky'' writing made possible by daddy's money.

I'm sure it did, Mew, I'm sure it did

finally some CHAD kino

GET

How much did Ewan pay you? Or just promised a round with the puta?

lucky faggot

YEAH RILEY
GET THAT SCOTTISH COCKSUCKER

Just remember that I love you
no homo

>Get that Scottish cocksucker
Holy fuck that is hilarious

Looks like a movie for soiboi cucks. I'll go see a real man's film instead, like Birds of Prey

go dark vador on that niggas ass

Very nice.
Dubs and I did as well.

based

Ahhh Lucky!

Happy for you mate

This is fucking gold. I kek’d more than I should’ve

>comeback
I'm pretty sure a comeback implies he was ever anything but MEW's cuckold.

Hehehe i love michael cera!

YOU WILL NOT TAKE HER FROM ME

Poots is the perfect woman and she'll take my virginity some day.

You're walking down the street at 3am, an aggressive man sleeps in his bed with your girlfriend, it's a self-defense situation [...]

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Go to bed Ewan

GET THAT

SCOTTISH

COCKSUCKER
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Kek

Straight up from MEW pockets

Is it like Riley's autobiography?

Dont you dare

>ruining 20+ years of marriage and the relationship you have with your children for 34 year old pussy that hit the wall
Was she really worth it?

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Godspeed user

Fuck that hoMEWrecker for tainting Ewan's legacy.

prove she's hit the wall

also american nuclear families are as miserable as it gets, anything wouldve been better than that

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the chad of incels

>prove she's hit the wall

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>hoMEWrecker
Kino

she looks hot to me, incel.

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a dog would look hot to you

because you're either a horny teenager, who gets boners all the time or a slay yass queen roastie, trying to support a fellow rostie

You are probably pedophiles.

this. You gotta lose what you've got for a while so you can appereciate it like you should. Thankfully, breaking up is easier than keeping a woman around

rip user

you're most likely from reddit

She went from a 10 to an 8 very quickly, still hot but she her near future doesn't look very promising. I could have undestood Ewan hitting that when she was prime MEW but now she just looks tv average.

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>Mrs McGregor, I'm hoMEWrecker

PUTA

DAILY REMINDER
Riley Stearns is a fucking lunatic, you should call 911 and report him immediately! If you don't, he will commit a terrible murder, DON'T let this happen!

>Evan McGregor
>American
Pick one.

She looked 10/10 in Fargo when they started fucking.
I don't know his life or marriage. It was probably a sexless life with a nagging wife, we don't know. MEW is dumb tho, she's at the end of her prime and it's not like she's an A-list star.

An 8 isn't "hitting the wall". She's still hot, better than living with his nagging wife and spoiled bratty kids. I don't understand why you think he threw away something special. Family means nothing in this world of chutzpah

i mean western. it's all the same nowadays. especially the uk

dubs and your mother will go instead

not so much if you compare it to prime mew

>Family means nothing in this world of chutzpah

yeah, specially when you are getting old

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Well, heading to bed. Smell you later, anons.
Also, dubs.

>Ewan
47
>ex-wife
52
>MEW
34

He likes them all ages.

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SHOW THAT JEDI FUCK WHAT HAPPENS

mew looks like ewan's wife but younger

>no qt jew nose nazi gf

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Yes, they're both women.

imagine... throwing away your wife and your children so you can fuck an aged whore that /ourguy/ riley had exclusive access to from the age of 17

>exclusive access to
>implying

I want pootpoots

MEW now is way hotter then MEW in that image.

imagine

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never 4get

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Unbreaking allure of the siren dashes you against the rocks.

the puta whore doesn't deserve to die in her sleep

I watched this a couple of days ago for the first time and didn't anticipate the gore, especially the bit with the guy's arm. Poots was top tier though

you're finally free, user. godspeed

>roasties
lol

never seen Blue Ruin?

Yeah, I watched it before watching Green Room. I liked them both for different reasons but Blue Ruin was better imo.

dubs and I also die in my sleep tonight
also this user is a nigger but that isn't contingent on dubs, just a statement of facts

watch hold the dark too

I will. I saw that he directed that, I also like Jeffrey Wright.

Sure thing Riley

the first months are hell, but then by natural male resilience you start focusing on improving yourself and always end up way better than what you were before the relationship.

turns out men stagnate with a woman at their side, they truly get better by being around other bros with similar goals.

I would. But then again, I'd fuck a dead horse too.

Why do we care if this soi looking fuck got cheated on? We know women are whores.
Feels like these threads are made by women to shit on an attractive woman.

>fucking jesse eisenberg
Dropped

Ok Ewan.

he got darkpilled hard by Yea Forumss bullying but then he rose up.

we're simple observers to Riley's Revenge

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today user was a lucky man

BvS was a poor movie, but he did well in his role. I also liked him in American Ultra and The Squid and The Whale and The Education of Whatchamacallit. He's a good actor. Receives too much hate.

based. THAT FUCKING HOMEWRECKING WHORE will never recover

IT'S TIME

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what a jawline

fucking lucky guy... wish I was as lucky as you
if dubs i die in my sleep tonight too

>Receives too much hate.
Betas and incels just see too much of themselves in him and project their self-loathing.

my man looking pretty good holy shit.

What's the latest? Did Ewan drop her?
Why do women ruin perfect romances like this?

I'm just disappointed because I saw MEW as the exception to the rule. She looks amazing but she stuck with a non-famous non-rich guy her whole life. It's like winning the lottery.
And then she cheated with a married rich dude.

dubs and your mother will die, nigger

Damn this projection. Must be tough being Riley.

Dude MEW was a fucking uggo back then wtf
doesn't even look like her

congrats, me next

>you'll never be that happy as Riley was at that time

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God I miss rileyposting

haha...

she deleted her insta?

its been deleted for a year

serves her right.

she was getting non-stop abuse and putaposting from women

everyone was calling her a puta

based

My god her hairstyle is sexy. And that turtleneck HHHNNNNGGGG

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based Stacey triggering all the Beckys

why puta? is she latina?

>8
7 at best

you're delusional. I bet you're a woman

lol MEW is fucking finished! #RileyRising

Porque es más chistoso en español.

why the fuck do you think everyone knows your monkey language? speak like a human

No

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she left all of social media completely sadly for my dick

my ancestor :)

does this mean go fuck urself , this is an english board ?

where does it say that in the rules sweaty?

F

If dubs than all virgins itt die in their sleep

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unironically I thought this movie was going to be shit even though GET THAT is a hot meme, but it actually looks good

I like how they didn't say "tonight" so that if she dies anytime in the next few years it will look like it was meme magic that did it

I will watch it to support Riley Stearns. I genuinely feel for the man after what happened to him

same

Your fault for putting people in pedestals. Don't fall in love with idealizations.

LOL imagine being this much of a brainlets and not understanding Spanish xDD

Same

Single Women Are the Happiest According to the Latest Studies:

>The Single Lifestyles UK 2017 Report shows that 61% of bachelorettes say they’re happy with being single, compared to 49% of single men who agree. And as many as 75% of single women in the UK say that they haven’t actively tried to find a partner within the last year! Yes, for most people, being in a relationship is a sign of happiness. However, scientists say otherwise!

Source: youtube.com/watch?v=b1cTa72yzGk

Yes, it is worth it. The Nuclear family and relationships are overrated. Women only live once and they should have every opportunity to explore.

no, stop, don't do it

Sleep tight user.

Impressive, very nice.

>the western civilization welcomes its own demise with an open smile
You know what, we deserve it. Survival of the fittest, and we've been clearly out witted here.

Quequeo al tope.

YEAH! GET THAT SCOTTISH COCKSUCKER!

F

>deluded roasties

theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2016/may/18/womens-rights-happiness-wellbeing-gender-gap

nber.org/papers/w14969

psychologytoday.com/us/blog/pressure-proof/201303/women-happiness-is-it-still-declining

huffpost.com/entry/whats-happening-to-womens_n_289511

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/07/the-chart-that-shows-how-feminism-is-ruining-womens-lives/

get BTFO harder, slut.

This will be the first movie i'll actualy buy legaly from a digital plataform.

YOU GO RILEY!

BASADO Y ROJOEMPASTILLADO

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lol do women even try? this was like an online rape

Imagine being (You)

>asking a single woman if they're happy
>expecting them to give a genuine answer

Nice! Who here is going to see it with their wife and children? Include a picture of your family in your response.

Is this real?

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looks kino as fuck

Later fag.

>Survey
This reminds me of a study conducted by a institute that supported single-parenting, claiming that children who were raised by single parents were just as happy and emotionally stable as those who were raised by nuclear families, yet the same institute still wanted the State and the community to support single parents (as well their organization), even though their bias was to prove there was nothing negative about being raised in a single parent household. Funny how their methodology only involved surveys, limited the time span of those surveyed, of who was surveyed, and clearly having a partial bias for particular outcome. Just like this single's study that wanted to, "erode the negativity around being single."

It's almost like these people have a political agenda they intend to enforce, regardless of the evidence presented. That they would utilize any and all misleading reports, statistics, and surveys to validate their bias claims instead of objectively looking at the research and finding ways of mending the problem instead of claiming there is no problem at all. That society is wrong.

archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/111108809/#111111111

We are living in kino times my friends.

111111111

> 9 1's
>91

(((Studies)))

Despite the odds it's actually looking decent

Dunno why Riley had to get the prototypical nerd Eisenberg tho. He could have easily went with a no-name beta looking dude. Getting Eisenberg to play yet another dork doesn't seem necessary.

Unlikely

>Single Women Are the Happiest According to the Latest Studies
also known as
>Single Women Are More Likely to Lie to Themselves About Their Happiness

you wouldn't if you were hot? faggot

checked rekt and keked

dubs and he lives

GET

THAT

He's a photographer. Mary broke his soul. He turned the camera on himself.

If I had his jaw I'd be taking selfies every day too.

>Yes, it is worth it. The Nuclear family and relationships are overrated. Women only live once and they should have every opportunity to explore.
I hope you don't represent the average modern woman. It's one thing to personally not have a family, that's just a personal matter, even if I disagree. However, encouraging infidelity is wrong. And no, women's rights doesn't excuse this type of behavior. You are not liberated for cheating on your spouse. Goddamn, thots.

>riley had exclusive access to from the age of 17
doubt.

Comment section always gets me

Truly based

>exclusive access to from the age of 17
user i... i-i think you too pure for this world, i recommend you to kill yourself.

PUTA

Its finally happening

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HOLY

>unjust
okay user, you're pretty good

holy shit ill get glasses like that, im literally style myself after kino guy riley.

F

Dubs and I win the lottery next week

F

>that jaw
>that perfect balance between clean shave and soÿ beard
Deep down he was always a Chad. God save us all.

what a legend

To be fair, when a woman is single, it's much more a choice on her part which could explain why they're more at peace with not being in a relatiionship. If she wanted a boyfriend, she'd just hook herself up with a 7/10 from bumble (aka the one that won't pump and dump).

It's less of a choice for the men that are single. Hence being less happy.

bin the poop-sock

Sleep tight, user. dubs and you take me with you.

SHOW THAT JEDI FUCK WHAT HAPPENS

It's been fun, user.

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B A S A D O

congrats bro

dubs and i get a gf

rest well user

Honestly fuck Riley. Does anyone else hate him? He's always uploading cry-baby selfies and seeking pity.

He's such a self-obsessed baby that acts like his life is so hard. How did he become a director? Oh his gf that met on a cruise gave him a pathway to free money/sucess because she had never had a boyfriend before him and didnt realize you dont have to marry the first guy you date.

He's so sniveling and beta, and I cringe saying beta but it describes him. This film is clearly about himself as he does "karate" as well and is a complete pushover

>that reddit spacing
Whew. You HAVE to go back.

You could honestly make a movie about this story

Go to bed Obi-Wan

>expand the embedded video
>see Jesse Eisenbergs face
Yea, nah.

Can you women go have sex or something? No one cares if [insert attractive celebrity] is a bad person. It does not mean yourself is a good person.

>MEW
>not the SCOTTISH COCKSUCKER

good for you user, I wish the same happened to me

american is technically english though

Why is this thread is still alive?

AHAHAHA

it doesn't actually happen just because he got dubs you fucking retards

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Cringe and bluepilled, waste of digits.

Good night, friend

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...

I'm not proud to say that I failed an entire course at college because I was rileyposting instead of studying.

The uninitiated shouldn't speak on powers they don't understand.

The character is literally Riley

Doubt Eisenberg can replicate the chadformation he went through.

There is a Riley in all of us, user.

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no shit

His smile and optimism: RESTORED

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Das it mane, das it.

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GET

He would be really handsome with different glasses and a less dorky facial expression

THAT

trips and mews sex tape is getting leaked

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>The Education of Whatchamacallit
>google it since don't know what you're talking about
>The Education of Charlie Banks is a 2007 drama film directed by Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst
lmao what

gratz, soon we all shall have sweet peace

incredibly blessed pic

Do you really not like older women

letterboxd synopsis
>Casey is attacked at random on the street and enlists in a local dojo led by a charismatic and mysterious Sensei in an effort to learn how to defend himself. What he uncovers is a sinister world of fraternity, violence and hypermasculinity and a woman fighting for her place in it.
he's still cucked

Riley's body seems pretty achievable. How does one obtain it? Good diet, cardio and weights?

A Diet rich in revenge and blind rage.

I dont like them better than younger women, no.
older women are ok, sometimes. but you're fucking retarded if you'd choose a 40 year old over a 22 year old for fucking purposes, they are less attractive, objectively.

steroids can get you his body instantly

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youtu.be/M0uSnNauWJU
>most men got cheated on
>most women were supporting useless bums
the absolute state of women

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Literally a majority of Yea Forums

FROM THE ASHES I RISE

why would we ever root for this twat? he had mommy and daddy pay for him to be a director. he's never had a real job in his life and just lives in LA living the easiest life in the world.

yet he still cries on instagram every day. He also bought a fucking dog and sent it to his parents 10 days later because it was "too hard to take care of at the time".

fuck riley

>big number and MEW dies in her sleep
111189593 is a big number so success

Kek

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We're not rooting for the man he is, we're rooting for the man he could become

It was supposedly a modern interpretation of Great Gatsby. I don't remember making that connection. But it was a nice coming of age movie about a petty nerd coming to terms with his conscience after destroying the life of a misguoded dudebro. It was also totally shit on by critics. But Jesse himself was good in it.

I read in a gossip magazine years ago and article was about MEW being a germaphobe and apparently she wore gloves when she slept in the same bed as Riley and he was never allowed to ejaculate anywhere except in a tissue.

Doesn't really seem the type to me.

Hi Ewan