>and Robert, he owns the...."kinoplex"?
And Robert, he owns the...."kinoplex"?
Aaron Perry
Brody Reed
>and Sneed... he owns feed and seed?
Jordan Gonzalez
>"yes doc, and what's so wrong about me reminding Yea Forums of this in every Simpsons thread?"
David Martin
>and Jules.... he's the penis inspector...
Justin Peterson
>So user, tell me about Bane...
>"Why does he wear the mask?"
>user, please, you need not have your defenses here, its safe. You are a big boy.
>"For you"
>I'm going to prescribe you 10 mg of lithium. We need to make advancements, hopefully this will work.
Hunter Butler
like I would fall for the shrink meme
Elijah Lee
>so you've constructed this imaginary figure named "Janny" whom you pass all your causes for failure onto as a coping mechanism?
Adrian Wood
>ah yes, memes, you said this "anonymous" person likes them?
Landon Harris
>Owns
Hunter Young
>so let's go back to what happened after you yelled that, uh... joke, in the theater
>no, before the staff told you to leave
>you're saying you could hear black women in the audience saying you're cute?
>but... we checked. there were no other people in that screening of Captain Marvel.
Justin Rodriguez
>look at me guys im referencing a /pol/ meme
>love me and like me cause i failed as a normal girl so i need to look attention from incels
Evan Gutierrez
>and this jazz is going to birth a, what did you call it, a terratoma baby? I thought you said it was a male?
Lincoln Hall
>what do you mean by "this sesh finna be slaw"?
Colton Martinez
>He pisses in his hands
>... yes
>while saying "YO LIL DONNIE"?
>...
>yeah
Jaxon Phillips
Fucking kek
Levi Brooks
>so when somoene says... f the n words..
>you say to them "based"
Nicholas Campbell
would kill for a young, somewhat attractive woman to call me "big boy"
Julian Phillips
Kek
Robert Cox
>and this .... african american was eating... beans?
Adam Ross
>Crab legs? at the theater? well that's just absurd.
Tyler Brooks
Angel Fisher
>A-and by the time I got of the showers they had completely sold out of crab legs
James Long
>And what happens if you fail this 'penis inspection'?
>they send you to the... popcorn mines
Camden Jackson
She's wearing a wedding ring
Grayson Jones
>girl
Josiah Collins
>The Truman Show - is it an actual tv show?
>hmm. I see
>so would you say it's a cry for help?
Nicholas Roberts
lol
Logan Rodriguez
>so tell me more about the relationship between you and "robert". what happened to him
>what do you mean... he's sitting right next to me
>user... the kinoplex burned down from a freak melted butter incident... robert's been dead for 20 years...
Grayson Robinson
>So these other posters... They respond to all your posts and tell you to have sex?
>Yes
>And how does that make you feel?
>A.. a little annoyed
>Well, have you had sex?
>...
Liam Evans
>This guy... who. Is big and wears the mask...
>Bane?
>Yes him.
>IS HE CRASHING THE PLANE NOW?
>No no... he can't get you, you're safe
>WITH NO SURVIVORS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
James Stewart
>so this guy Paulie... He's skeptic about the holocaust, right?
>On my muddas grave, watch it
Camden Thomas
>So these... box office predictions, are they a mathematical exercise?
>No?
Eli Reed
Henry Rodriguez
>sorry i laughed its just you said big guy hahaha
>well its like from a movie
>the dark knight rises
>well cia is like youre a big guy and then bane is like for you haha
>haha well youd have to have seen it i guess
Daniel Cooper
>are you even listening to me? He doesn't own it I said he works there YOU BITCH
>user I will prescribe you something...
Matthew Howard
>Oh oh the kinoplex
>he serves the crab legs and lets me into movies with no singles policies
>well h-hes not real haha
Jacob Scott
Yea Forums once again delivers the goods
Jacob Morgan
>Let's discuss this nemesis of yours
>Just to clarify; he does it for free, correct?
Owen Campbell
>well lets not get to robert yet, first i have to tell you about the discord trannies
Parker Robinson
>tell me more about your interacial cuckhold fetish
Adam Martin
>I believe this obsession with the economic complexities of Middle Earth is representative of an underlying fear of your place in an increasingly global economy.
Leo Jenkins
>Hold on hold on slow down, why is the clown running down the street?
Alexander Turner
>So you think promoting DC movies over Marvel movies will save the white race?
Angel Long
>h-he said the n w-word haha
Adam Taylor
evening janny
Christopher Anderson
damn, too real
Bentley Brown
>I have here several hundred envelopes the post office had to return to you because there was no address other than "To Mr. George Lucas" on it. What are all these letters about?
Ayden Lee
>So user, about that movie
>Captain Marvel?
>yes, what's the big deal?
>It's obviously a jewish scheme against white males
>I see
Lincoln Smith
kek
Adrian Wright
>So why do you think you keep posting that you're intending to say the N word, but you never end up following through?
>Is this a reflection of your life in general?
Parker Clark
>you posted a picture of her what?
>her feet
>hmmmm....I have a feeling that shock therapy may be more effective treatment for your current condition.
Liam Barnes
>so these transexuals on the internet..
>they're conspiring to ruin your discussions?
>"the discord trannies, yes"
>tell me more about them.