What is it about this movie that females can't seem to understand?

there's a boat

Add to that:

Responsibility, intelligence, science

Have sex

And yet you still don't understand it.

that’s a kek

They get it, they just know this is a silly male fantasy.

>dude boars lmao
wow what a masterpiece

or trains.

What is? Boats? Men on boats? Naval battles?

Nice boat.

Camaraderie, war, honor, boats, courage, science, imperialism.

Need any more reasons?

Not to mention automobiles.

>O’Brien’s novels, which are so full of naval jargon as to be almost unreadable to plebs and are entirely based on the real adventures of Royal Navy officers, are unrealistic
What the fuck did he mean by this?

Man I tried to read the first book in the series. Unreasonable unless you've been in the navy for at least 10 years.

t.basedboys

These

Zoomers did not have fathers growing up.and therefore do not understand make bonding, you will notice they automatically bring up homosexuality and sex when talking about this topic due to their infantile brains.raised on social media and loose women

cause women are simple, all they see is boats

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>Camaraderie, war, honor, boats, courage, science, imperialism.

master and commander thread autists confirmed for women

I don’t know enough about the female body to argue this fact

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>boat sinks
>use the female below your seat for maximum buoyancy and chances of survival.
or
make a boat out of females
fucking Godbrand from Castlevania was right about making boats out of people

Really makes me think. What is the true meaning of Titanic then?

Have sex

why it doesn't have a sequel

Why should it? It's perfect as it is.

I have singled out all the virgin incels in the thread.

Are there other movies grills dont understand, apart OP one?

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wikipedia insists Napoleon was real

Basically all of them that have anything to do with honour, loyalty, duty or comradeship.

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>boats
What fucking boats were in this movie? It was two hours of Paul Bettany and Russell Crowe eye-fucking.
Is "boats" British Army slang or something?

Damn-near all of the men's movies have staggering homoerotic overtones.

>homoerotic
You're a woman and you don't understand male friendship.

My wife liked it.

why are you projecting?

>they go on the boat and travel around the world milking the homoerotic relationship between jack and stephen
They're both straight men. In the Navy, we have a saying: It's not gay while you're underway.
As soon as you're out of sight of land, guys start snuggling and jerking each other off like crazy. The female sailors are all scissoring and frigging each other. It's totally straight.
Non-sailors wouldn't understand.

Why do you use terms you don't understand?

Have sex

Boats, honor, dignity, loyalty, true friendship, accepting that others have different worldviews and that does not make them inherently evil, trust, faith, belief in a cause, commitment, integrity, following commands given by a superior without questioning or getting your feelings hurt, bravery, fighting through hardship, etc

>in women's top 20 highest ranked film by men is Edward Scissorhands
>women love it because OMG Johnny Depp is so freakin hot!!!!!
>men like it because it portrays the life of an introverted outsider who is unable to find acceptance yet seeks to make the most of his life

>>men like it because it portrays the life of an introverted outsider who is unable to find acceptance yet seeks to make the most of his life
I didn't ask for these feels user.

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I don't know enough about boats it seems, tell me brave sailor, what do the gays do on boats? Do they turn hetrosexual?

>what do gays do on boats?
I don't understand the question.

desu I don't understand why some boats are able to float upright. Maybe I'm half female or something.

If you had a homosexual man and a homosexual women would they turn normal if they where on a boat out of sight of land?
Please user you must tell me, think of the souls that could be saved!

Its okay user, I don't understand how submarines work.

I started watching Master and Commander at the advice of Brit/pol/

Are all British Captains this fucking retarded?
>let's enlist children into our navy
>let's put the children directly into battle
>let's not evacuate the children and other wounded back to England for proper treatment
>let's intentionally kill our own men while chasing a bigger and stronger ship that we have no business chasing

You see, America's navy does it right. We have evacuation crews, backup ships, and we CERTAINLY DO NOT allow minors into any of our military squadrons, no matter how bad we're losing (we literally don't though...Rule Americannia, not Britannia, bitches).

On top of this, you give ultimate sea power (still behind the US) to an Admiral who brags about how many creampies he's taken in his asshole over the years.

The US needs to end its "special relationship" with the UK because I won't allow my country to be associated with a bunch of child labour causing, retarded captain hiring, gay admiral appointing lunatics.

There are no gays on boats, though. I mean, I suppose a gay man could come aboard but...I don't know. I've never actually heard of a gay sailor so any answer I could give would be purely hypothetical.

You fucking moron

Men being close doesn’t mean they are gay. You are projecting your own homosexual urges on characters which have none

Actual sailor here. He's shitposting. We joke about "it's not queer if you're off the pier" but none of that ever actually happens.

The stereotypes about booze and whores, on the other hand, is absolutely true.

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Shipmate, there's two dudes giving each other a Dutch rudder in the chain locker at this very minute.

>but none of that ever actually happens.
you must be on permanent shore duty or something.

So how are you posting here right now - inmarsat? Iridium?

I've been out for over ten years

It's not that unreadable...
I did buy the accompanying explanation & glossary book. Have the entire series.

So how do you know what's going on in your chain locker?

I’m a girl and it’s one of my favourite movies. Pure comfy. That said my dad and grandpa were both in the Navy and I loved hearing their stories growing up so maybe that’s why.

Because that situation has never, ever changed. The last ship I was on was launched in '73 and when it was, two dudes were already snuggling in the chain locker.

Where the men are men and the women are men too

The sad thing is there's no way to tell if this post is satire or retardation