ITT early 2000s kino

ITT early 2000s kino

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excusy

Too bad the camera dude didn't end up with his sister. She was crazy hot.

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I want her to sit on my face.

I hate time.

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"wincest"

Gay

>not thinking she looks better in the second pic
Bruh

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brutal

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I have no idea why nobody likes it. Every character in that movie (except for the woman) was charismatic as fuck.

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That’s like from six years ago. This is from 2019.

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When I think early 2000s, I think Jackass

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This movie is peak comfy.

>ywn fuck prime cuthbert
Why fucking live

no ass

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'ate pakis
'ate the french
'ate yanks
'ate norf
'ate Manchester city
love me wife
love Manchester united
love me pint

simply as

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Oh, here's a fun fact..

YOU MADE OUT WITH YOUR SISTER, MAN!

>tfw eurotrip and Vinnie Jones collaborated to create the first norf fc meme 15 years ago

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cringe
stop posting please

This shit was so overrated, even at the time. Only good thing that came of it was scotty doesn't know.

youtube.com/watch?v=fZWE4thApfE

Based nick cotton

>tfw no female porn star neighbor
>tfw one of my best friends lived across the street from Jenna Jameson and I was at his house the morning Tito Ortiz got arrested for beating her

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I really love this film. It came out when I was 16 and I have a huge nostalgia spot for it. The atmosphere of it is great, the jokes are never too sadistic and it really feels like 4 friends just going out on an adventure together. The soundtrack is perfect too.

I'm also British and the depiction of the English football fans was hilariously off the mark in some ways and eerily accurate in others.

10/10 film for me.

i got busted when my dad search my desk and found this dvd he thought it was porn so we watched it together and we jerk off each other

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>Watch this as a teenager in my room
>No girlfriend
>Hear my Mum coming in
>Pause the movie
>She screams and asks me if I'm gay
>Wonder what she's talking about
>Look back at the screen
>Paused it at the gay nude beach scene with a bunch of naked guys with their dicks out

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It was late 90s/early 2000s humor. It was before everyone get so bitter and cynical

DOA
It was a great decade for sleaze, especially in music videos

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I know, that's why I said "even at the time".

>early 2000s high school movie
>main girl gets bullied constantly, but eventually takes off her glasses, lets her hair down and puts on a bit of make-up
>next day of school she walks through the hall in slow-motion and everyone turns their heads to look at her
>chad the quarterback acknowledges her at last and asks her out to prom

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>tfw you will never make out with your sister

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this movie scared the fuck out of me and probably saved me from future overdose.

>he doesnt know

I think this was just about 2000 so it counts

Cruel Intentions 2 made me realize something isn't right with me. Where everyone else was like "oh, ew!" or "that's gross!" I got majorly turned on by the thought of being dominated by a sexy manipulative sister with that whole incest and taboo note of it
Hot damn I had the biggest teen boner for Sarah in this movie

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How bout that Not Another Teen Movie

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>Cruel Intentions 2 made me realize something isn't right with me
Pure Amykino, that one

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This movie is so nostalgic for me.

They are releasing in theaters again in two weeks
youtu.be/UzlKsS-IhEo

Now that's a song I haven't heard in a while, at least not this cover version

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Kino music video

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>Kino music video
It was a good period for music videos

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Every chick looked identical at the time

if we went back to the early 2000s as our 30 y.o. selves we would star as the chads in those types of movie.

What does that mean

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Still the best version of Scarlett

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He wants to fuck hot shy underage nerds as a 30 years old

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>drugs are bad: the movie

This is an 80s trope not a 00s one

Yeah Eurotrip was a good flickbut I'd rather be listening to the grammy award-winning 1999 hit Smooth by by Santana feat. Rob Thomas of Matchbox Twenty

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>He wants to fuck hot shy underage nerds as a 30 years old
pretty much every 30 year old dude's fantasy
t. 36

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Is that Todd Barry? What happened with him, is he running 2020 or what?

Is this the most spammed song in the 2000s?

He is. Yang's platform is $1000/mo but Todd is going 2000/mo and govt sponsored gf. Up to you.

SAMBADY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME

She's goth mommy now.

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Fucking amerifats need to be killed

God, she's so pale.

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I would still eat her shit and ask for seconds.

Highly underrated

Honestly, 1000 is not nearly enough. 2000 is better but it needs to take out people at least making 100k regardless.

Nasty.

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Why 2000? Why not 20 000? or 50 000? Hell how about we just give everyone a billion dollars and end poverty forever? Just print more money! That's how it works right???

Wanna see America turn into Zimbabwe in record time? Keep pushing UBI

now now

low test

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>choker
I bet she is the one into nasty shit.

Wait, theyre good?

my name is scott, people sang this song to me a lot over the years
no complaints, the experience was truly kino

Even if you ignore the comedic message it's a legit tune. Was on the main rotation of my ipod back in the day for a while.

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based

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Surprised it took this long. Literally bales best performance

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It was mentioned earlier actually

i don't he will ever give a performance that is better then that one

Wait, this movie is from 2000? I thought it was from like 1994
It's about the 80s as well

when?

how old are ye

it looks like it was made in 1994 to give the film that 80's aesthetic

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Man nothing like prime Tracyfu

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Cabin Fever
That was way better than it should have been, and the gag that came to fruition at the end was funny as shit

Im glad these spooky people arent around anymore

The Early 00s are yesterday's news on the Internet.

Recently Early Zoomers took over the Internet and are now posting nostalgia on social media for the Era Where Everything Went to Shit (LATE 00s-Early 10s). It's all over now.

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AH GENTLEMEN

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UBI depends on the wealth machines produce to be evenly distributed. It'll only become more viable as technology progresses until we inevitably develop AGI, and it becomes absolutely necessary, lest we guarantee ourselves a dystopia run by those who own the machines lording over everyone else.

JESUS CHRIST or corresponding subject of Jewish worship MICHELLE TRACHTENBERG. What a sexy little bitch she was.

>Early Zoomers took over the Internet

What faggoty-assed hyperbole. You deserve to live in perpetual upset.

>Wanna see America turn into Zimbabwe in record time?

according to you dipshits it's already there because niggers

OH NO NO NO NO

Sarah Carter
Kristin Kruek
Early 2000's had it's moments.

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this.

>youtube.com/watch?v=Ce0fQ7gLe3E

I was NOT ready for this at 10 years old. honestly one of the creepiest fucking movie scenes I've ever seen.

>ywn be her goyboy

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Sad fact it she can almost look like she used to if she hit the gym hard for 6 months. All she has to do is lose the weight and tone up, she still has a cute face

>tfw she probably wont

Fuck Scarlett. Thora's where it's at in that movie.

Yeah she won't

>people post pics of scarjo circa 2019
>looks super cute
>"whoa wtf happened to her?"
it's like im taking crazy pills or something, or maybe shitting on scarjo's looks is another Yea Forums meme beyond my understanding

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>" I got majorly turned on by the thought of being dominated by a sexy manipulative sister with that whole incest and taboo note of it
This
too bad I don't have a sister

based retard poster

youtube.com/watch?v=_4RE8fBgwao
just watch the first few mins

Coop was fucking kino

it's only figurative zimbabwe, if UBI happens it's gonna be literal zimbabwe

God I love Prime Thora Birch

D R O P P E D
R
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P
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>London accent
>Man Utd fan
checks out

TIME
TAKING ITS TOLL ON YOU
THE LINES THAT CRACK YOUR FACE

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jesus fucking christ that's terrifying

very based

the fact that this is listed about all jews really tells you something.

this is how I imagine niggers.

t. european

Never realized that was her

Probably the only movie where she's a "villain"

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Fucking kino
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Jay and silent bob strike back, faggots

I remember I was like 10 years old and this movie came on and holy shit

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>chyler leigh dressed like that

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I never thought a movie with a cuck protagonist would be good.

I used to do the dick displays to my housemates at uni thanks to this movie. Noone wants to see the goat when they're hungover

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>London accent
>white skin
wew

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The mom aged better than the daughter.

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>Out-Fuckin-Standin!

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fucking customers

>thinking it's about drugs
Based retardposter

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>Mechlowicz
>Ashkenazi Jewish
No shit, Sherlock

Underrated
Did Americans watch it?

No, we were too scared Jimmy Fallon and Queen Latifah would make a guest appearance

99, close enough

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based Tim

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I had to watch this with my parents. Awkward as fuck

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This movie almost had a perfect ending.

me scusy

Is that from the movie where the guy turns invisible when nobody looks?

Wtf what it is about ??

Horse girls are total psychos

>vuld you liek to tuch my penis?
Man I loved this stupid film.
Are dumb teen movies even made anymore? Last thing I saw was on an airflight: paper towns.
eh

I never watched this.
Probably best that I didn't back when I was an undergrad.
I hear that the characters, though played by adult actors, are really mean to be 14-16.
Does that change the film in any way?

Wut

proto capeshit

just awful

That's starer pack is all over the place

Kekle.
I watched this in thailand with some friends at like noon.
Virtually empty theatre, but there was this chubby little local kid, way underage for the film maybe 11 or 12, sitting behind us.
He'd obviously skipped class that day to sneak in and watch this shit lmao

did marilyn manson just get captain america, margot robbie and megan fox for his video shoot? thats crazy

Literally perfect

The late 00s and early 10s were great i don't care what you 28 year old boomers have to say

>Make my dreams come true
>Apollo 440
Man I loved that track.

White guys only started wanting ass in 2009

not capeshit

YES

All this talk about Eurotrip, and you all leave out the best scene.

youtube.com/watch?v=mBI-xFirM-Y

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This
My first fap too

BA DA DA DAAAAAA

this is true

what gag. remind me please

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I refuse to believe this show was nothing more than an elaborate ploy for the creators to have sex with these actresses in while wearing the outfits and while on set.

One of the creators was already married to pic related, no idea about the other

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top kek

>Margot Robbie
That's Jaime Pressly, Margot would have been 11 when Not Another Teen Movie was filmed

100%.

Isn't that like the last "big" movie released on VHS?

god I've must have fapped over a hundred times to this clip
wish my life was like that

this is her peak beauty and just went downhill after that

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yeah my fault there, i forgot how identical they look

why do you make it sound so wrong?
wouldn't you do it?

Imagne the smell

Drugs are fun dont listen to this liberal media bullshit talking piece

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>Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it.

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Think this was the first video i ever saw a woman take 2 dicks at once, i remember how hard i was.

Who the fuck is Tom Wilkinson?

based

>tfw almost have the same camera as the main character of this kino

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Based Ava poster.

kek

i'd support israel if she lets me blow a fat one in her

who doesnt?

>sex comedy
Lowest form of comedy

Ok, and even more overrated than Euro Trip is this bland ass white girl. I swear, standards were so low back then. She's plain as hell.

How did we go from calling thick girls fat to calling fat girls thick?

The standard for fatness has changed. What was considered morbidly obese in 1999 is just chubby today

Well they were wrong back then and they're even more wrong now.

fag

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I wonder where people like you live. In a big city she is totally average, you see way finer women commonly.

Lying shit, I grew up in Dallas Texas (Texas is chock full of hot women) and she was a 9/10 minimum. You just have shit taste.

>and she was a 9/10 minimum

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Prime 2000s French/Jap Kino

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I would do everything imaginable to her. She was my crush on Pete & Pete

How old are you, have you heard of imdb?

That's not Margot or Megan..

Captain America yes, so confirmed you are 12.

Better than the new Fast and Furious: Mission Tacticool movies

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as much as I love this movie, that's mid-2000s kino.

lmao

Euro version

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Mommy

everything about that frame just screams late 90s / early 2000s movie

CAUSE IM IN TOO DEEP

she's pretty villainous in The Master

1 > 2 > 3
Fight me

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I watched this when I thought I was going to get kicked out of college. Almost made me sick

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very underrated

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Based
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back in the day my friends were all convinced that there was an unedited version of the scene where she flashes a car to get a ride, and they were obsessed with finding the "uncensored footage"

fuck yea

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i don;t know much about cameras but i know leica's are fucking expensive. so, nice

Would probably be a classic if only they'd actually shown the one thing (or rather two things) that everyone went to the theater expecting to see (based on the trailer). Instead, it will go down in history as a disappointment. I can't help but wonder if Michelle's career after that would have gone differently had she actually shown 'em.

>he's still mad
Now that's some dedication!

That's because everyone was in denial that they'd been hoodwinked. The studio sold the movie on that one scene alone (and to a lesser extent by teasing brother-sister incest), and some people preferred to believe that "the censors" had cut it at the last minute, rather than admit they'd fallen for the oldest trick in the book.

Not mad, just making observations.

i just noticed how cool the monkey looks

I still want to pound her behind.

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Crappy movie. Also doesn't capture the heroin experience. read Junky by Burroughs instead

Nonsense, she was one of the prettiest actresses of her generation, and if you are thiccfag, she still is.

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fucking depressing thought

Based
Apparently they had an entire VHCU planned out.

Horse girls ride horses because the sadfles rub them and get them off.
Or so may Lesbian, feminist, sister,with borderline personality disorder,and with a degree in womens studies, told me a decade ago.
Given that she is literally fucking nuts, and a danger to herself and others your assesment is correct.

DEAR GOD. WE'RE IN EASTERN EUROPE

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>I never watched this.
>Probably best that I didn't back when I was an undergrad.
>I hear that the characters, though played by adult actors, are really mean to be 14-16.
>Does that change the film in any way?
The characters look like twenty somethings.
If the characters were supposed to be mid teens, it would have made the movie way creepier and depressing, although it also sort of makes sense.

This has become shit now retroactivley due to the reboot

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SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW