Pete Davidson's skit on SNL tonight was pretty good

those dudes probably all date younger women. this guy is retarded. i think he's kinda funny though. I like his "Chad" sketches

Well yeah, it's TMZ.

You think he takes a turn on the daughter too?

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What's the last name?

Dating a younger woman is biologically sound.
Dating a younger man is a cry for help.

Seriously though, how does this guy do it? He looks like a coke junkie but manages to bag Ariana Grande of all people, then it doesn't work out and you think "Oh shit, he's screwed now" but nope, turns out he traded UP and got Kate Beckinsale. Why are all these hot women throwing themselves at him? Is it because he likes Good Time? Because he does. He has really good taste in film.

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>skit

He just tells them the story about his dad dying in 9/11 and the panties drop

It even worked on Dan Crenshaw, apparently.

Holy shit did he actually talk about Kate Beckinsale on SNL?
This is so fucking embarrassing. Good for him for milking it, but it’s seriously weird that every weekend update now has a “Pete’s Dating Life” segment

So...now he's okay with rich old men dating young models? And this is supposed to be "woke"?

He only got Kate because of Ariana. God knows why Ariana went for him.

>imagine assuming someone with plans for a long term relationship wants children

Pete can say whatever he wants because his line dies with him. He is with a 45 year old woman and one who already had a child. 30 years from now he be beyond pathetic if he hasn't left her and had children with a younger woman.

What about R Kelly?

He is a feminist or pretends to be.

That's the point

Well his segment was mainly about R. Kelly but he tossed that bit at the end.

Those guys are men dating younger women. That's normal. People are interested in your relationship because dating an older woman is weird as fuck

See my problem with the skit is, he is the younger party, do rightfully to get his experience we should ask the women in those relationships about it.
However, despite some of those women being famous in their own right, they were not mentioned.
Also, he just compared his girlfriend to DT and Mel Gibson on TV. Not a good look for a leftist.

Every single one of those guys has been shit on before for dating younger women so I don't know what his point there is. Yeah, if you date someone much younger or older than you, people talk because it's kind of fucked up.

he forgot jerry seinfeld

I am tired of seeings unmeritorious jews propped up and forced into the spotlight.

Fun fact: In Japanese, DT is used as an abbreviation for "doutei", which means "virgin."

So the gag here is that they're all men dating young girls but why has he lumped Emmanuel Macron in there when he's dating that old hag?

Why does he look like he could fit a world-record breaking giant wooden spoon in his mouth?

Also "cherryboy"

>He only got Kate because of Ariana.
How the fuck does this make sense to you? Seeing him with Ariana made Kate go "Damn I gotta get some of that action"?

It’s not the fact that he’s younger that people are interested in. It’s the fact he looks like if AIDS came to life. All those guys he mentioned date attractive young women. If he was some muscular chad no one would give it any thought.

Pete Davidson has shown me that anything is possible. I'm going for Ellen Page, bros. Wish me luck.

I think Kate makes him and in a few years the elite are gonna blackmail about it

Ariana Grande tweeted out “Pete Davidson has a 10 inch dick”
And to your glib point, yes that is how women work.

Well, I could see the logic behind it.
Beckinsale is knee-deep in a midlife crisis. What better way to make yourself feel younger than to date a guy who just publicly broke up with a pop star half your age.

Who's he fucking?

Yes? Or do you think Kate actually knew he existed before Ariana started saying how massive his dick was to the world?

missing based James Woods from that list

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no he didn’t. he omitted jerry seinfeld.

6'2"

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how do you miss the point this much?

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After the age difference reaches a certain number, it becomes unbased and creepy.

>My degenerate hollywood lifestyle is okay because other hollywood degenerates do it, too!

Where are we going to get enough rope for the entire showbiz industry?

>26 was too old for him

Absolute Madman

/ourguy/

didn't watch the video

You'll notice that he listed a bunch of people that aren't in Hollywood. Checkmate. You just admitted the only reason it bothers you is because Hollywood does it.

that's just because Kate is one of the very few women past 40 that is hotter than 99% of 20 yo girls

>James rolled for a jailfu IRL

half your age +7

>Rock stars and pro athletes are cut from the same degenerate cloth as all other types of celebrities

See, men date younger women like this.
But women date younger men like thiiiiiiiiis.
>*audience applauds itself to death*

I miss when you boomers didn't know how to use the internet.

Also, he mentioned Mark Wahlberg beating up the Vietnamese guy which was interesting because that's a thing that a lot of people in Hollywood like to gloss over.

>And ask Dan Schneider and my ex

so Kate shouldn't go lower than 30

neither did I

I've never really been bothered by celebrities before, but him scoring Beckinsale has done it. It's like those "This ugly son of a bitch is fucking super hot chicks and basically you're a faggot" memes but real. How does he do it?

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its for her show on amazon

Other anons are getting it. I've known a lot of asian tough guys like this throughout high school and college; he's "safe." The asian dudes I knew were all into cars and rap and whatever, but still had some timidity in them and of course socially are viewed as wusses. Stacies and thots flocked to these guys, it was surreal. They wanted chad/tyrone cock but were too afraid of the danger, so they went for the less intense version instead. I think Pete's like that. He's a bad boy: into drugs, lots of tats, "has a past" (his dad dying), comedian, etc, but he's obviously not an aggressive dude, and his awkwardness and ugliness tones down the danger signal somewhat (when in combination with everything else). So he's in that pocket where women probably feel like they can have their cake and eat it too: just enough bad boy without the abuse, cheating, or whatever. In the end he's probably a chill dude, but I am of course salty as FUCKING FUCK that he's smashing beckinsale. Like, so pissed. Fuck you pete you lucky bastard

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>3 likes

is this your crush or something, you wimp?

Just be yourself

in real life terms he's really not an ugly person, at all. he's just not a conventionally handsome male celebrity. his comedic shit also helps, obviously

Oh boy he really showed them!

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>literally plays a character named Chad

D...do the SNL writers browse Yea Forums?

>Rekekekehhhh
>the humans will never defeat the goblin kind
>May the surface world be forever ours
>DONTALD BRUMPF

Yeah that's a pretty retarded comparison he made and everyone will immediately lnow why its a retarded comparison

I tell the story of my father dying on 9/11 and all I get is people screaming at me and asking me why I didn't notice him taking all those flying lessons and think something was strange.

Underrated

preselection retard
women don't think for themselves

This is a good joke but you probably stole it from somewhere.

Yea ... his intention, edgy comedian being done well.

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>you probably stole it from somewhere.
I'm Muslim, not black.

NBC cucked to this day by that jew money

Yea ... a dude is intending to be edgy comic who are on the weekly TV show that getting to everyone’s nerves who religiously check what a dude is up to. Good job !!!!

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Another stolen joke. I think you're white, actually. Every major accomplishment in history has been a white man taking credit for a black man's work.

>Yea ... a dude is intending to be edgy comic who are on the weekly TV show that getting to everyone’s nerves who religiously check what a dude is up to. Good job !!!!
What did he mean by this?

I mean she takes a turn on her so why not?

if you've interacted with a woman in yourlife you've known this is true.

The fact that you faggots watch this in real time is the most pathetic thing I've ever heard

Mahmoud coming in hot, just like his dear old dad.

It's strange you're only discovering this now because we literally have an SNL general every week.

he looks like a real life pepe

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>gets dumped next week
>becomes suicidal again
>makes a skit about it on snl
>starts dating elizabeth hurley

used to like this guy. got too big too fast, dont like him that much anymore lul

>got too big too fast
Well if the ten inches thing is true he was already pretty big.

Women are attracted to men that are successful with women.
If Pete was a known virgin no one would want him.
But if a girl like Ariana wants him, then he must be something special.

lol hes on TV and hangs out with famous people u retards. all bets are off famous people are all fucking each other behind closed doors.

>he's never had a gf tell everyone that he had a massive dong even though it's actually average.
Probably for the best, those are usually the same women that tell everyone you have a micropenis after you break up.

>hes on TV and hangs out with famous people
Wow, just like thousands of other men.

>he's never had a gf
Fixed...

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ya and theyre fucking famous milfs as well, they just dont do it in public like that idiot.

>ODs on pills
>starts dating Susan Sarandon
this guys might rival The Architect in his diabolic commitment to his art

But why did Kate pick him specifically, she has access to many other famous men. Him being famous is not a reason in this case, because she is also famous, even more famous than him.

>Harvard Westlake
Absolutely disgusting

she wouldnt be fucking him if he was a barista at starbucks.

god i hate this guy

>my dad died

big fucking whoop. and btw you shouldnt use it to advance your fucking career, nutjob

>Unironically going the "well uh they're getting away with it too so there's nothing wrong!" route

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Post a more punchable face. Also what crossbreed of mutt is this?

>>scott disick
zoomers actually believe he's up there with the rest of those guys kek

what an absolute legend

james woods is a fucking weirdo for sure, he seems like a sociopath to me.

as an American, everytime I see this faggots face I'm reminded of how true the 56% meme is. He is the goofiest looking twat on TV I've seen and I don't understand how he got popular. Props on him for tapping Kate and that little spic beforehand, but I wouldn't be surprised if he offs himself in a few years

Crossbreed? That’s a 100% pure white americano

she looks attainable to someone like me yet still extremely sexy

Post yfw he does a combo breaker and starts dating a teenage girl

I actually had to make sure I was spelling his name right when I typed the post, had no idea who it was.