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Imagine shilling for this flop
starting off right I see
reminder: flopped, sequel never
>user I can't sleep, what should we do?
Shit, like the contrast of the colors. Very nice.
>pic related, obvious camrip gif, asking for sequel, liked by official page
I'm still not going to see your movie, Brie.
When you look at the books, I don't see how WBs can afford a disaster like this again.
A cup of hot chocolate.
I-If you want I could...
Never forget
I'm going to get comfy in bed, anons.
Gotta get those grades rised up for Alita.
Enjoy the threads while I'm gone.
Fucking Tanji
i love Alita bros
STAY COMFY ALITA!
Oh shut the fuck up cuck
I TALKED TO VECTOR, I CAN MAKE A DEAL WITH NOVA TO GO UP TO ZALEM, AND STILL KEEP MY BODY!
Love this little eyebrow raise Alita does here, like she's confused.
GOT A REVIEW THIS MORNING
HOW'D YOU RECKON IT READ
How good is it? Does it include scenes that were taken out of the movie?
still waiting for the Troy HECTOR to VECTOR edit
Yeah, no clue how Rosa nails it so hard.
She did it when Nova mentioned Hugo's name, like he dared to threaten Hugo
fuck study but it's worth it for our girl
I'll see what I can do in a bit.
damn it user you replied too late and I wasted my digits on some pretender thanks a lot
night
stay comfy
STOOOOOOOOOOOP IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
Then she got absolutely beyond pissed when he said they'd track him down.
stay up and watch comfy movies and laugh and talk
>pic
I gotchu user.
hey man where's my cut
Did writefag send the letter?
How can one cyborg be so comfy?!
What site did you get the poster from, Peaches?
channeling her inner Rock
>Ah! yes! movies and chocolate
how'd we go from this to whater the fuck that cgi abomination is?
this is comfy. Warmth going through me like a shot of bourbon working its way through.
>user why are you screaming? do you want to get comfy so you can calm down?
Oh, I just got someone's print off eBay. Guy does decent prints.
how much do you think Edward got paid
I do wish she were real but, even if she was, she wouldn't pick me.
No. He plans to wait before sending it once all the CM marketing warfare dies down so it doesn't come across as some shallow gesture.
Based Jim drinking mouse tears.
That's an Alitabro for you. Thoughtful as always.
at this point he's sucking cock for roles.
Lmao
He's not credited and he doesn't say a line (unless he did based on my findings), so I imagine not much.
he did it for free because he's a fan
she has a big heart, user.
I'm flattered someone saved my 9000 hour paintjob. Would still like a more "touched up" one tho.
Yeah, his career unfortunately took a nose dive because he dared stand up to the mouse. He doesn't deserve it, I love him as an actor.
That would fucking be badass but probably not true. Also, I'd want him to be paid for his works since I liked Alita and I'm a Norton fan.
That's kino
>Yeah, his career unfortunately took a nose dive because he dared stand up to the mouse.
Story to this?
he's always been a known quantity in hollywood. His character in birdman was essentially autobiographical.
Oh shit, you don't know about this? The whole fallout that happened with Marvel and The Incredible Hulk? Why else haven't you seen him play Bruce Banner after the 2008 film? That whole PR thing was all over the news.
tell us more
No, not really. I mean, I just watch movies and I typically don't dive any further than that. One of the reasons I didn't want to go see Captain Marvel was because of how so in-your-face they were with it.
But seriously? What PR thing?
There really isn't one. His career took a nosedive after he diva'd on his hulk movie, and that was before disney bought marvel. he never had any connection to disney.
But we all know how autistic people have no sense of time or history.
>actually Norton was just an extra because it will be Cameron acting as Nova.
Just imagine.
I liked his past works but he’s horrible to work with and a drama queen.
There are lots of articles about it, but basically, he refused to play the Marvel game and he got fired by the heads for not going along with them. Since then, he hasn't done many franchise films at all, mostly independent stuff and Wes Anderson movies. The fact he was in Alita was a bit of a surprise since he hasn't done a movie like this in awhile.
Here's an article from 2008
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>never say never
Thanks Peaches. You're a bro.
Yeah, I thought it was Cameron until he took off the goggles.
Oh shit, they straight up fucked him. Goddamn.
faceblindness is a hallmark of autism, after all.
You think they CGI'd it just to be a little easter egg? We need Yea Forums the h@xx0r to ENHANCE!
I can't even go to see your movie though.
bitch looks like stingy from lazytown
Just like what happened with Edgar Wright and Mickey Rourke, and on the other side of the Disney company, Phil Lord and Chris Miller. Marvel only wants you if you play their game. Step out of line or try to be creative at all, they don't want you.
marvel, not disney. and it was all his fault too. they told him they wanted X, he said "NO! Y!" so they fired him.
Replace the foreground one with Moner and the background one with poor cgied Rosa.
>Bowl of Eggs and orange juice in the morning.
I saw this today and I enjoyed it alot.
Does Rosa hate the raciall homogeneity and lack of diversity in Japanese cinema too?
Why didn't she make her voice heard about it when she was visiting Japan?
The mouse just keeps getting away with it
>that suble "No," when she runs off
Sad.
Because she's not an idiot like a certain someone.
For the love of shit you autistic fucks, this happened before disney bought marvel.
Why are she using the movie to get her anti-white one way gene flow propaganda heard?
another healed
>All these angry ignored shills.
Remember, no (You)s for shills.
Instead post, "DO IT FOR HER!"
Yeah, that's why I tried to mention more Marvel, but the producers of the pre-Disney Marvel movies are still around. They were bought out in 2009.
How the fuck does "I don't want a wall" translate to "I hate white people"?
>I can't even go to see your movie though
>Why?
That's kind of stupid. Norton's incredible. I'm happy someone picked him up again.
Marvel keeps getting away with it
I see dead people
Because I just started getting back on my feet and I can't afford it. But, because of that, I can't take charity either or I might slump and stop
>thinking about breakfast already? the night is young user
DO IT FOR HER
I haven't even watched CM, retard.
I assumed Alita was the non-sjw female heroine lead alternative, turns out I was wrong and that the lead actress are equally shitty and anti-white and claiming Alita would fight for open borders to the US or Europe, insinuating between the lines she wouldn't do it for Japan meaning Alita is anti-white, if she was real.
The issue is he thinks hes incredible. Thus, he goes full retard.
do it for her
To be fair, he is incredible.
This shit is annoying but atleast the marketing wasn't focused on her agenda like it was for CM.
Anons, for only $400,000, you can have IMAX install a private cinema in your home. $200,000 for the budget version.
HORNDOGS LEAVE
>4' 10"
Cyberlets. When will they learn?!
nah
its because ed norton aged prematurely he looks really old as of late.
At least Rosa is part South American and not just virtue signalling so she can be a "good white".
Its good to get back on your feet but consider living a little. Life needs rewards. Go see Alita or you will look back and think about how silly you were because you missed one of the great movies of your lifetime over fretting about a couple bucks.
Hating orange man is pretty standard in Hollywood circles honestly. I don't know why shills think we'd be /pol/ mad.
I need the original picture pleeeease
but nothing like james cameron
No, I should be responsible. Even if I have to give up the things I want I feel good doing the things I need to do.
>Totally would though if I had the money.
A poobrain like you will never learn to connect the dots, she was clearly chill when she visited Japan and never mentioned before or after the visit the fact that Japan has Trump standard immigration policies, if not harsher.
It's clearly she dosen't want a wall (for white majority countries) not just she dosen't want a wall plain simple.
She also brags about Latin take over trough immigration, yet she has the audacity to complain about white in-group preffererence.
The whore is just ethnocentric and anti-white, the wall bothers her since it slows down the growth of the Latin community, the community she herself prefers to socialize in and wish to grow big enough to stand on it's own and so she won't have to socialize with white people for acting gigs at all anymore.
Damn, you are such a tool.
How the fuck does a wall mean kicking out legal immigrants?
You have a general there. Go post in that.
>an autistic person assumes a completely separate individual has identical knowledge
I'm shocked. No, really!
>think like a poorfag, always be a poorfag
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It is now:
How the fuck is wanting open borders for white majority countries only anti-racist and colorblind?
How the fuck does kicking out illegal immigrants mean "I hate whiteys"? Also fucking sage
I'm going to bed anons. Please stop you two with the /pol/ arguments and keep the threads comfy. Just report the off-topic. Good night.
Good night. Stay comfy.
Pathetic slippery slope, you just proved your marxist stance and double standards.
It's not. It's completely neutral as far as the question of race is concerned. Now shut up, this is upsetting Alita.
The first step is not responding. Just report.
How much do movies cost where you live? In your situation I would eat ramen for a month if I had to.
Already doing that and I won't take charity. I'm proud I got this far. Please, I shouldn't have mentioned it but let's talk about Alita more and less about me.
Night night user
You're right
Tempted to send you a blu-ray player with a copy of the movie in a few months
Why is wet Alita so much more aesthetic?
Stay comfy dream about Alita
Send it to a hospital for sick kids instead. That'd make me feel better than seeing the movie in person.
dinner having Alita is aesthetic too
I have to admit I sort of have a love/hate relationship with his movie anons
It’s so fucking good and it appeals to all my personal likings, but maybe it’s too much paradise.
Every other film I try to watch now feels lesser than.
It’s like finishing RDR2 or The Witcher III, all games after you play those will be alright but not as good.
Still, I love her.
Fingers crossed for a sequel and future Alita robot waifus
Ily guys. I'm also gonna print two or three high quality pieces of fanart and probably a tiny chef Alita edit to include in the letter in physical since they're cute and funny. I'll scan the whole package as one once it's sent too.
She was cute af when she was smirking up at the Berserker
Why are critics shitting on this movie so hard?
Stop giving them (yous). They're full of shit.
Just got back from it tonight.
I fell in love with Alita.
Fear.
>You're coming to terms with the fact that there is no turning back user, once I'm in there is no way to get rid of me
>You still need proper nourishment for your brain
You caught me user. I'm actually rich and I only post on Yea Forums to trick people into not sending me money! ahahahhahahHAHAHAHHA
But you caught me! My plan is ruined! BUT I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME!
Fox didn't spent much on marketing, so they didn't buy adspace on literally every blog, so they got honest reviews.
Alitas diet to stay in fighting shape:
> orange for breakfast
> chocolate bar for lunch
> lots of protein (looked like chicken and leafy greens to me) for dinner
That’s about 1500 calories, probably a little less than what a girl Alita’s size needs. Robots can’t gain weight but it’s a good, comfy, and balanced nutrition plan.
Based joker poster.
I'm sure they eat only to sustain their brains. They can probably survive on 500cals a day
I’ve never been a waifu sort of guy user. When I watched the trailer I thought “okay this looks fun, I’ll check it out” her eyes threw me off at first, but I was familiar with the anime and watched some clips on YouTube
My first viewing in Dolby, as soon as she opened her eyes, and did the cute little fall and uwu face, I fell in love and I felt my heart warm
Idk what it is but I’m a waifu guy now
It honestly felt similar to when I had a gf
From Google...
>While a brain takes up about twenty percent, or 300, of a resting body's 1300 calories a day, and while it has the potential to burn more, it's estimated that most actual thinking only changes the amount of calories that the brain burns by around twenty to fifty calories per day.
The way Alita endearingly looked at the ones she loved made me feel so incredibly lonely. Will I ever receive a look like that?
>robot
CYBORG.
>No one will smile like that for you.
Yes when Robot waifus become a thing
If you take the steps in life towards being a person who feels they can love and be loved then yes you will.
Should I put this movie on before going to bed Alitabros?
yes
>I’m a waifu guy now
Just so you know, there is no turning back
No. We are lost forever doomed to recieve feels like this only from the digital screens that make up our realities. You can try and find this love but unfortunately it's a myth. A legend the likes of Atlantis, the fountain of youth and the ark of the covenent. Ideals and goals that all have driven men mad with desperation. Just accept your place in an alitaless world. It is better than way.
Maybe I could be a hero and make the myth true? I should get into Ai...
What has me fucked up is how innocent and loving Alita is. It made me realize that no adult woman is like that and I missed out on the time of my life when I was suppose to be figuring things out and sharing experiences with a girl like that. I've missed out on the purest form of love life has to offer and perhaps one of the most important experiences a man can have. It's sending me into an existential crisis as I think of all my wasted time and opportunity.
An alternative would be buying one of those gf dolls that you can customize and make it look like Alita
She's isn't that way, though. Even in the movie. You need to accept her for what she is, user.
I’m going desu with you bro, when I was 15 I experienced young love and all that all the way to early college (where I currently am) and it’s not really that innocent man. Girls mature faster and personally I was messing around since I was young and so were they. It’s all a lie for most cases, specially with zoomers from our generation. That shits draining emotionally and financially which is why I’m just a waifu fag now. Tough black pill to swallow.
Love can definitely happen but it’s very very VERY rare nowadays
I get the parallel between her personalities, but when she's affectionate, it's this kind of innocent affection. Something people lose. I don't know. I'm probably wording it wrong. It's just got me feeling >tfw no gf real bad lately
But when, comrade?
She is in the beginning. She does loose it though, but because the world is thrust upon her.
Alita deserves all the praise but the entire cast of the movie were awesome too bros.
They all managed to have a little bit of that anime cheesiness without overdoing it, fighting sequences were good. Smart of them to get away with so much blood and gore using the blue blood despite it being pg13, that caught me off guard. And the designs were awesome
Zapan was based. I loved to hate him
I unironically want them to be together
>you do not deserve such gf
She's in
Too bad they ruined Makaku and made scrap city look like a comfy place instead of the shitty hell hole its supposed to be.
BUG?!
>it's ok, she loves me haha... she loves me...
>CPU
>Ruined Makaku
Grewishka was better
>No backstory
>No development
>No body hacking
>No brain eating
Don't make me laugh
Completely indefensible, amirite fellas?!
I want that font.
EvErOnE iS iN
>its a general
>residents start shipping something totally moronic
>no one calls them on it
relyo 2.0 incoming
Alita really failed at making the world seem as crapsack cyberpunk as Bladerunner or Johnny Mnemonic
>residents start shipping something totally moronic
what are you talking about this is the one true ship
Based
I aspire to be the person that Alita knows I can be.
i only sleep so that i can watch alita again tomorrow
Such a cutie
>their own wings
>is augmented by martian government
Nothing on Alita is her own.
>is augmented by martian government
>Nothing on Alita is her own.
Dumbass secondary
Lads, how much would you pay for an ai Alita gf?
Assuming there's long-term payment plans.
>nailing that sequential
>brb going to the bank
>didn't read the manga
>doesn't understand her statement
How AI we talking?
Cuddle to sleep while caressing cheek with thumb
>reading Gunnm
>nearing the end of Last Order
>suddenly, two whole fucking volumes of vampires in post-impact winter
no seriously, what ACTUALLY the fuck?
all shipping is moronic
>you sound a bit bitter user, you should eat an orange
Basically all played their tropish archetypes to perfection, Tanji, Vector, Chiren, even fucking Jai Courtneys Jashugan In a few seconds time. Vectors teary eyes when Chiren was about to die, all of the cast were given these small moments of depth.
cute feet
>cuddling interlinked?
Does anyone actually prefer the Berserker body over the daughter body?
Should I buy the 4k Blu-Ray, the 3D Blu-Ray, or both? I'll end up downloading both anyway, since I don't have a drive that can read either.
>vivaldi
Alita would be proud.
FUCK BASELINE I WANNA CUDDLE WITH YOU ALITA AHHHHHHHHHH
fixing to buy this when it comes out on bluray bros. and I don't buy shit
>Binge read Alita, LO, and MC.
>Watched the rip three times.
Well... I can't do anything more.
I think the daughter body is more beautiful, you can imagine the care that was put into it by Ido. The berserker body makes her more mature though.
If we dated I would prefer the berserker body, it can probably heat up and make cuddling in bed more pleasurable, also she is more sensitive with this body, way closer to what a touch feels like so she would rather have that one as well.
Bluray when
>But it’s just a shell. It’s neither good nor bad. That part’s up to you.
God I love this movie.
Spoilers from the manga: Until Nova fucks with it and it goes crazy on its own.
Indistinguishable from reality.
Last Order is the enlightenment through suffering that binds us together, like Endless 8 for Haruhifags
I hope we get a few limited editions, Blufans, Kimchidvd etc
I cried like abitch for pretty much the whole movie
did she change her body into this through willpower because of nanotech? that was the only part I was confused at, sorry for being a brainlet.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE CHADS GET OUT
It looks almost exactly like her Motorball body in the manga, it's probably not the berserker body
meh, been there, didn't work out. Life goes on.
Its an allusion to the Motorball body, replaceable, upgradable.
Bros why will I never have a girl willing to literally giver her heart to me...
As much as I could safely afford. I buy a lot of dumb shit with my disposable income, but I would gladly put it towards having someone to come home to after work. Someone to keep me company on my nights off when everyone else is sleeping, since I work overnights. I don't care if it's "real" or not.
I'd be surprised if we didn't. I just hope we get some solid choices for steelcase/slipcover art.
>if we dated
would sell my car, my computer, whatever i had to.
I liked the actor for Alita, I just wish she sounded a bit younger
Having her sound like a 33 year old when she's supposed to be like 14-18 is pretty much the only flaw i can think in her portrayal
>manga Scrapyard
>looks like the underbelly of a 40K Hive City
>movie Iron City
>its your average crime-infested favelas
but she isn't supposed to be 14-18, that's just her appearance
well thats just weird then, having a functionally 33-year-old woman in the body of a mid teen
plus she dates a guy whos like 21
I see now. I should definitely be reading that next then. Thanks, anons.
she's a highly advanced super soldier cyborg, doesn't age like a human.
bezerker body is hotter, but the doll body is a work of art.
>Tanji you shitbag you had it coming.
What did she mean by that? Felt kind of cold.
Just saw it again tonight folks. Saw it because I love it not because I’m a alt right retard.
that was the best part tho
in that case, she could've retained a teenage physiognomy (including voice) if she doesnt age like regular humans. idk, i just find the mix of mid 30s voice in what we can assume is a mid teens body off-putting, even if there's an "explanation" for it
mein Negger
Using my name?!
MAN WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU REEEEEEEE
Yes. Two reasons.
Also, it would look ten times hotter with the white body’s arms.
>If we dated
Don't get your hopes up user. You're not my type.
>The Manga is better !
this shit is bananas.
Manga spoilers ahead:
>Fallen Angel, near the end
>Alita defeats Zapan, almost dies
>gets arrested and sent to be destroyed for using a gun
>pic related
>credits roll
How mad would you be?
>mid credits
>Alita wakes up in a white room
>gets recruited by Zalem
>Gally's theme plays as she leaves through the door
>youtu.be
>credits continue
Yes, but overall the tournament was way too long and boring. And the art lacked the grime of the original gunnm.
The city is still a shithole, but they emphasized how Zalem uses Motorball to pacify the population. Bread and circuses. They all still for Zalem in a crime infested city and with no purpose other than survive. Also we see the first segment through Alita's eyes. Everything was colorful and amusing for her so it has to be the same way to us until she realizes how fucked the city actually is.
>even out of context, it's in context
Don't let these bullies get to you, user. Alita isn't mean.
Did they have to make her eyes so huge?
did they have to make your penis so small?
rekt
Flan.
>She was in my face.
>THIS BEER BOTTLE IS IN YOUR FACE!
>james, focus groups are concerned her eyes are too big
>we have to go bigger
>but...but James
>BIGGER!
OC
Alright bros I'm back from my 4th and final healing. Rosa Salazar IS ALITA! I cant stress how wonderful she was, I fell in love with her character. All the major action scenes are fantastic. Also ive come to appreciate the score more with every viewing, check out the composers uploads on youtube, he has been going in depth on the themes and how he approached writing the music for Alita. ..I love this movie and am counting down the days to home release.
Please give us a sequel. I'm praying for two movies filmed back to back with a tighter budget, that would be the dream.
Goodnight bros. Please continue to be healed.
Wishful thinking for a sequel but I share your dream.
Ronin Gally plays harmonica during pre-credits
figure four goose pops in post credits
Should I buy it?
Coincidence? Homage? Shared universe?
Yes, I've heard it's good for your back and neck.
I've had the score on repeat for days. Some user posted flacs in an earlier thread, enjoy: mediafire.com
>Mickey is Mbadi
have a well deserved (You)
just got back from seeing it i made this thread at work
its pretty good and i hope theres a sequel even though its looking like it wont happen
this is like dredd all over again why do i love things that will never be
also alita is too pure for this world
you can definitely tell its story is taken from the manga/pva it feels like someone just glued the pages together for the script
fighting is really good
the lines are so corny i nearly laughed in the theater when the guy was dying in the churhc
i wasnt sold until christoph waltz pulled out that fucking cyberpunk bloodborne hammer and tried to kill the punks with it Then i was 100% on board
Did someone want this?
Good edit, made me laugh
...
H-HELP
So this is our main villain.
Fucking gold. Based Peaches.
>this is like dredd all over again why do i love things that will never be
Alita's doing really well though, she'll get her sequels.
Should I pick the seat right next to the other guy going alone to bypass the no singles policy?
At least Cameron owns the rights, and a lot of the work is already done. I'm sure he'll find a way, even if he needs to fund it himself and convince the actors to work for free. I'm sure Rosa would.
Need new thread
What's the matter user?
Baking now. Not time yet. Bump limit isn't till 310 though.
>no martian nazi dominatrix gf
Fugg
/r/ing some screenshots of certain scenes
>Dr. Ido looking down at Chiren from the bay window (after she stops Alita in the street, when she first sees her)
>The view from Alita's bedroom, it's the night scene where there's a kino shot of the moon over the city thru her window.
>The first full shot you see of Alita's bedroom, when everything is all sunny and warm
Dont hate me but this reminded me of spykids
In a good way
You know what it's missing? Cyborg-Machete.
Same director, so that's probably why.
Flan is so good
Nova has good taste
It was the way George Lopez looked at the end wasn't it? I saw it too.
So I just watched it, I'm convinced that this would be a great miniseries and cutting it down to 2 hours really doesn't do it justice and hurts it overall experience. The hard sequel baiting kinda pisses me off, that was such a unsatisfying ending.
I actually prefer the way it was in the movie to the way it was in the Manga. Felt more believable.
So do you want more or not?
NEXT
NEXT
NEXT
NEXT
I can't see this having anything approaching decent action on a TV budget. The only way you could do this is as a movie series.
Not sure, The ending is a good season one ending if I know there is a season two. As movie ending nah.
So do you want more or not?
Obviously, but it hurts him knowing he might never get it which is why he feels so conflicted.
strictly yes or no. then no.
I feel more as maybe.
He'll get more
There will be sequels
We gotta believe it
EXQUISITE!