Pop quiz, hot shot: you're waiting on the microwave when suddenly a black hole opens up and sucks you in, next thing you know you come to and you've been transported to mid-80s Hollywood, you proceed to make a sizable fortune off of your extensive knowledge of future events (don't worry, not sports) and now it's time to find a mate:
do you (A) woo Linda Hamilton with your vast knowledge of and impeccable taste in film and television that you picked up from Yea Forums, or do you (B) use it to woo Kirstie Alley?
I choose B >Kirstie Alley i am become architect feeder of womans
Joseph Edwards
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Lucas Nguyen
Linda aged like wine, obviously her but has a good point if you are into that kind of stuff.
Andrew Smith
>t. Pierce Brosnan
Ayden Cruz
There aren't many women alive who combine such an arousing blend of sexy, cute, pretty, and adorable like Linda Hamilton does. Linda Hamilton in her prime was as qt3.14 as it gets and she is still imminently plowable. Give me Linda.
>Hamilton discussed her depression and her bipolar disorder, which led to violent mood swings and suicidal thoughts during her marriage to Abbott, and ultimately destroyed both of her marriages Can get her into therapy after breaking up her first marriage? or do i have to live with her in her established timeline and deal with the unmedicated rollercoaster. Will James Cameron steal her from me?
Benjamin Butler
Cameron only steals her if you want him to, you are the timeline master, you could even be Moot if you wanted to be and forever known as the "man who gave birth to Yea Forums", you're basically Biff from BttF.
