Captain Marvel

i would unironically leave my wife for Brie
We’d be very happy together and raise many white children

She is making this face in every photo from this shoot-- uh i mean, set of candid photos

Why can't mutts go an hour or two without the compulsion to shovel crap down their pieholes?

Little do you guys know she's actually watching Alita instead

Saw it tonight. It was unbearable.
Even my friend (normie die-hard marvel fan) despised it. He hated with all his soul.
And it was not the only. You could see the eyes of disappointment across the whole screening. People rarely laugh at the 'funny" parts.
It was a shitshow.

That place looks packed!

That's what you get for burning rice.

I wish I could see her feet

>i totally eat popcorn and drink soda like poor people, lol

Does she ever wash her hair?

Just your average film watching joes

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they're easing her towards a smile, i think they'll manage it by her fourth movie at the latest

Guys objectively the first act sucks. I am still watching it again with my girl next week

Now it really looks like disney got fucking scared and they are doing damage control because of so many people boycotting the movie and the negative reviews. They probably made her go to that AMC.

imagine the smell

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She's one of those people that take their shoes off when watching the movie.

Me too lol. And when I do I hold the popcorn bucket and the soda cup so that the picture of Captain Marvel is exactly centered to fully expose that side to the cameras.

>brie turn the cup we need to see the portrait for the movie

Wow, this looks so human. I bet she is really down to earth behind all those layers of snobbery.

based HO HO HO HO HO HO spammer

Obvious PR attempt to make Brie human again after we found out she is an android wahman. It’s not gonna work.

Does that AMC have an IMAX?

Who connects with or enjoys bullshit social media photos like this?

Does she love her father?

Didn't advertisers realize the whole "wow she's so relatable" thing is annoying when it failed on Jennifer Lawrence?

Notice how they aren't?

>AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>LULZIES
>WHATS NEXT
>WOKE
>TAKE THIS, MALES

She can pull that off because the theatre is empty af

I don't think Brie you would like me, I'm white...

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those look like frankenstein´s monster shoes.

HAHAHA you’re soooo full of shit!!!

I want to have sex with you Brie. I’m the one waiting.

Get a fucking pedicure.

>it's real
HOLY FUCK
I mean it's marketing so she's paid to be there and do that, but still
pretty qt

twitter.com/captmarvelbr?lang=en
forgot to link source

She looks cute here
I’d hate fuck her

Save Hex

You told me white men weren't allowed to see your film, Ms Larson ;_;

I'd go with brie if she put her feet in my lap the whole movie

and let me sniff them from time to time

I want to pants her in front of a full theater and take a picture of how red her face gets

have sex

Shave ex.

Near the end of the movie she end up where she belongs

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Is this a publicity stunt by Disney to prove at least one person turned up to see the movie? I wonder if her theater was empty too.

That is way too much popcorn and soda for one person to have. I feel guilty getting a small popcorn, a small soda and a box of Whoppers, dunno how someone can eat all that popcorn.

I would with young, non-dead inside Brie, not you.

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this seems suspicious, if she was actually at a captain marvel showing then how was there someone there to take her picture

where is that?

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would worship

I was too busy taking a 5 hour nap and marinating in my own farts after going to my sister's birthday. It's been a cozy fucking day for me.

man i fucking hate seeing these pics over and over again, should be banned. disgusting

>cinema toilets
where the fuck are you from where your movie theaters have toilets?

have sex

You cannot unsee things you have seen.

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>i saw some space ships lol now im dead

nice quality, is this from uhd bluray?

I can't lie anymore. I want to smash brie. I bet she's great.

I hate Brie and all, but that's a nice track suit. I want one but for a different character please.

Most movie theatres in the first world have toilets. Most businesses that expect customers to be on-site longer than 20 minutes have some sort of public bathroom. We're sorry your goat fucking village has 4G but no plumbing Haji, but maybe if you're lucky you'll find your unwashed, disgusting ass on an indoor toilet someday.

>I bet she's great
What tells you she would be? You getting off isn't her being good.

Robert and I have an... arrangement. I won’t be requiring your services anymore in bypassing the No Singles policy. Don’t get emotional. There was never anything between us.

save hex

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Tbqh if I was in their shoes I'd shamelessly do the exact same thing, maybe more. Run around in my costume and meet people lining up to see the movie. Would be pretty fun I bet.

What on earth happened to them and why would you not cover them up bros?

The difference is, this one looks like it was Cavill's idea just for giggles. In Brie's case it smacks of the studio telling her to get out there.

Except she was wearing Cpt Marvel PJs before she got the role when she was campaigning for it

so fuck off retard

Take your medicine you emotional fuck.

I live in Indiana. No movie theater I've ever been to has had a bathroom. Maybe they have one in the back for employees, but theater-goers are out of luck. There's a gas station a block away from the theater I usually frequent, so I'll piss there if I have to before the movie begins, and I only ever shit there if it's some extreme emergency (happened 3 times in my life so far)

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>WHY AREN"T YOU BUYING MULTIPLE TICKETS TO MY MOVIE user YOU WILL ENJOY PRISON TOXIC MASCULINE MALE REEEEE

I hope she got in there and it was almost empty. That would've been fucking hilarious.

nigger I've lived in Indiana for 15 years and every single theater has bathrooms.

Not sure. I saved it off of google
I have a regular 1080p blu-ray of it (the one with 5 different discs and versions) but i don't have a drive to play it with otherwise I would've done it myself

maybe employee only bathrooms in the back, but nothing for customers

lol

every single one had public bathrooms

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As always, they can keep her.

PHOTO OP

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FOOT FUNGAS

maybe you're from a more affluent part of the state, but no theater in my area has public bathrooms

This imbecile has been going to theaters for years and cannot find his way to the bathrooms in any of them.

would still lick

Have you ever thought of asking "where are the bathrooms" at any point?

do you just piss on the seat cushions or what

poop in the popcorn bucket

>not using the theater as a toilet

yes. every last one of them.

I hold it, unless I'm going to shit my pants in which case I go to the gas station which is a block away from the theater.

I've lived in Indiana for 34 years and can also confirm they have public bathrooms.

Maybe you're not in a movie theater. Anywhere that serves food products as theaters do is legally obligated to provide public restrooms.

Is that Captain Slav?

How can you go to see something like Lord of the Rings without needing a bathroom break? Do people just shit and piss in the theater.

He's lying, stop giving him attention.

I've heard guys pissing in empty pop bottles before, but I can't do that without standing up because my dick's too short

fuck off. there exists theaters that don't have bathrooms. why is this hard to believe?

>fuck off. there exists theaters that don't have bathrooms. why is this hard to believe?
Why is it so hard for you to prove it?

What is the name of this theatre?

have sex

>I live in Indiana.
Sounds more like you live in India.

well we know you're from india. i'm assuming he is from literally anywhere else.

user, that's a thousand cock stare if I've ever seen one

probably because the theater is closed right now? it's 4am.

I go to "Linton Cinema". There's the generic sounding "Indiana Theater" ~30 miles away, "Walnut Theater" a little further away, and a drive-in theater which is closed in the winter, and I don't go there anyway because I don't have a car to drive in.

>india
/pol/ is that way >>>
also, nice samefagging

are you offering?

>probably because the theater is closed right now?
Which one? I've got Google fired up for as soon as you reply. What city are you pretending to be in?

It is /int/ meme.

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Google it. I listed the theaters that I go to.

OBTAIN COITUS

>serves popcorn, as per their facebook page
Again, legally obligated to provide bathrooms to the public. Do better, kid.

*pays the kinoplex guy to pause the movie 10 minutes in*
Some time later
*movie pauses*
*stands up*
*spotlight on me out of nowhere*
*romantic music starts playing*
*Turns to Brie*
Brie, ever sinced I first laid my eyes on you when you were the fat chick in 21 jump street I knew you were the one. Along the way you may have made some questionable career choices and said some dumb stuff. But that hasn't stopped me from loving. Not only did I know it was destiny to be lovers I KNEW we were soulmates when I saw you open toed shoes because I too have some pretty nasty toe fungus
*takes off shoe*
*there's a ring on my nasty big toe*
*black people in the audience start crying*
Brianne Sidonie Desaulniers, will you marry me?

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>raise many white children
>not a bunch of adopted africans
you don't have the first idea about rich white actresses do you user?

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it's not that no one recognized him, it's that New Yorkers don't give a fuck about hollywood celebrities

>legally
and people are legally required to obey the speed limit, but people still speed. I could probably be a petty faggot and bring up the legal ramifications of not having a bathroom to the theater staff but I won't.

Why would Jews give a fuck about their paid monkey Goyim?

K I N O

based autist Chad

because it's not very good and i spent my time making this video

Yo im not that guy, but in his defense this shitty theater actually looks like it wouldn't have a bathroom.

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Robert wouldn't be caught dead working in that place

That looks like someone's cowshed.

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She cute, but she looks like she hit the wall already

have shit

at the podiatrist

Indiana was in India this whole time? I like this twist let's see where it goes

Fucking saved, holy hell

Not India I guess

Even third world theatres have toilets
except india

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