Nolan Has Horrible Taste in Women

I made a thread earlier to surprising unanimous agreement that the only thing keeping the Dark Knight Trilogy from being 10/10 is the horrible choice of females casted.

Yet in every other Batman film the women are gorgeous, in most cases the penultimate beauty of their era

>Kim Basinger
>Michelle Pfeiffer
>Nicole Kidman
>Uma Thurman (imo)
>Alicia Silverstone (pretty fucking cute)

And then we have Chris Nolan's Dark Knight Trilogy, which are the greatest films, but suffer from having the absolute worst girls casted in them period.

>Katie Holmes
>Maggie Gyllenhaal
>Anne Hatheway

A rare Anne Hatheway admirer commented, "Well user who exactly would YOU cast??", and you know what, thats a great idea for a thread.

ITT: We recast the women from the Dark Knight Trilogy with actresses of that era who are not fucking ugly, so that it may ascend to 10/10 trilogy status, once and for all.

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I dont remember anyone at the time being thrilled about Anne Hathaway as Catwoman, but everyone couldnt stop talking about Bane and eventually Big Guy meme so it went unnoticed

horrible casting

I am going to have to submit Charlize Theron for the role of Catwoman.

Beautiful, even more so in 2012, has the sexual yet violent chops as seen in (Atomic Blonde, Aeon Flux). Fills a tight latex suit well (Prometheus). Has the slightly disturbed nature yet innocence that made Pfeiffer's catwoman a standout.

I submit this article to vote and await the board's consideration.

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2012 era?

Rachel: scrapped
Vicki Vale: Amy Adams
Selina Kyle: Amber Heard
Talia al Ghul: Rooney Mara
*additional
Poison Ivy: Christina Hendricks

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this doesn't look good

You're not as cool as you think user

Not traditionally an Anne fan, but she worked well as cat woman.

Fuck all that noise. I just found out batman begins was released in the same year as revenge of the sith. My timeline is all fucked up and this whole batman thing is fucked up.

Rachel: Monica Bellucci
Miranda Tate: Ana de Armas
Catwoman: Aidan Gillen

I'll give you Maggie but the other two are not that bad

Hathaway is hot, Holmes is plain and Gyllenhaal looks like a melting bridge troll.

Why does everyone hate Maggie? I think she’s cute

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Bane?

Hathaway is UGLY. need someone with blonde hair

>blonde
But I like black haired Catwoman better

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I have no idea why they didn't cast Amy Adams as Rachel when she auditioned. I'm sure she wouldn't have quit the movies like Holmes did.

Because most people have absolutely terrible taste

Maggie was my favorite character in star wars

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Dude I will give you Holmes & Gyll but Hathaway is gorgeous and I would put well above Uma.

It's weird. The older I get the less forgiving I get of Maggie's looks. I always used to defend her saying she looks good when fully smiling.

Rebecca Hall who Nolan had in The Prestige.

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In a vacuum, I can understand If you're supposed to be beautiful, film goers will have high standards which she superficially doesn't meet.

However, I watched Secretary without being familiar with her. Due to this, she will always ooze sex appeal to me.

they are all hollywood trannies lmao

Yea Forums hasnt figured it out yet

I watched Donnie Darko over and over again when I was an angsty teenager to the point where I basically had it memorized. When I later watched The Secretary (without knowing who was in it), it felt weird when I suddenly recognized her. Like finding out your sister is a pornstar

catwoman is not supposed to be a bombshell

FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING RETARD

YES NOLAN IS A HACK

BUT I AM OLD AND I KNOW THAT KATIE HOLMES WAS AMERICAS SWEETHEART JUST LIKE J-LAW NOW

EVERYBODY WATCHED DAWSONS CREEK FOR HER.

KATIE WAS THE GIRL NEXT DOOR YOU FELL IN LOVE WITH, LIKE LILI REINHART NOW ON CW.

MILLIONS OF BOYS WATCHED THE GARBAGE GIFT MOVIE FOR 1 SEC OF HER TITS

ONE OF THOSE BOYS WAS NOLAN TOO,

USAs top STAR TOMMY FELL IN LOVE WITH HER AFTER DUMPING THAT FRIGID BITCH NICOLE.

KATIE AT HER PRIME WAS A TOP TIER WAIFU, SO KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT NOW.

Kim, Michelle, Uma - these dime-a dozen sluts - all could not touch Katie Holmes at her prime.

Nolan always has great waifus.

CUTIE GIRL NEXT DOOR KATIE HOLMES
PRE LGBT ELLEN PAGE WHO Yea Forums LOVED
MOMMY CHASTAIN

Fucking newfags.

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Prime Katie Holmes was great, and I think in Batman Begins she looked good

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