Let's get our seats user! I know you've been talking all week about my movie!

Let's get our seats user! I know you've been talking all week about my movie!

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>Buying food at the cinema

i would fuck her. look at her sucking that straw. corn is seed and feed

>trusting that plastic lid to hold back the absurd amount of liquid in that massive cup without your hand bending the cup enough to pop the lid off

I'm a white straight cis male, so no, sorry.

wow she's so natural and normal here! no way a studio would stage a photoshoot at a theater to drum up attention for the star who everyone thinks is a stuck up cunt!

She seems fun. I hope her movie does well.

somebody shop her boots to have white laces

Yeah sure, just keep you're head down. I don't want anybody knowing I actually agreed to take you out.

WHERE THE FUCK IS ROBERT YOU CUNT

Why?

>She seems fun.
Does she? She always seems to get upset in every thing I've seen her in. There was a Youtube video people were passing around eariler where she "answers Google searches" about her, and she got really pissed at one that asked if she works out.

Lucky for her this was part of MCU and not a stand alone movie, I would never have watched it if it wasn't connected to Avengers Endgame.

I wish she'd gain some weight.

DUDE SHE'S JUST LIKE ME OMG OMG OMG

hahaha fuck off pol go home

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>poorfag who can't afford $5 milkduds

SHUCK AND JIVE

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>studio is so concerned about your retarded presser comments that they force you to go to a theater on opening weekend like normal folk
what a time to be alive

can she jack me off with her fungal feet?

HOW MANY CENTS DID THEY PAY YOU FOR THIS POST

LITERALLY THIS LMAO

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huh, one of the only pictures of her i find somewhat cute. That's pretty impressive

>ATTENTION! FUCK CAPTAIN MARVEL, BLADE RUNNER 2049 WILL BE SHOWN IN ALL THEATERS!

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No, this isn't a paid photo shoot at all. Damage control? No
Saving face? No
Pretending to be happy while talking pictures with white cis males while wearing cheap marketing clothing? No

Where did she get that jacket? I want it

incredibly based thank you robert this will be my nineteenth viewing

Well she is the most bullied woman on the planet atm

This. She is the victim here. Lets all go watch the movie to show our support.

Robert! Think about your job!

based Robert

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>I can be fun, too!

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I'll use Fandango to buy some tickets right now! Thanks, user

You know she was responsible for firing Robert, right?

>and you know how to watch them

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Will she fall on the carpet too?

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Anyone else notice all of those theaters are playing captain marvel

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>YouTube changes algorithm
>RT redesign
>RT stops accepting reviews below threshold
>"Journalists" in a tizzy
>Twitter in a tizzy
>Half empty theaters
>Prelude to the biggest soi-movie ever

Fuck I'd hate to see us win

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>PENIS INSPECTIONS AND NO SINGLES POLICY WAVED FOR THE DAY AS WELL!

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SHE BROUGHT IT ON HERSELF

ITS TOO LATE RESTING BITCHFACE

CHADZAM HAS ALL THE POSITIVE REVIEWS

NOBODY HAS ANYTHING GOOD TO SAY ABOUT YOUR SHITFLICK
BUT THEY CANT SAY ANYTHING BAD OR ELSE THE INCELS WINS

THE LUKEWARM REVIEWS REACHING FOR ANYTHING POSITIVE TO SAY ARE REALLY AMUSING TO WATCH, WHAT ASSPULL ARGUMENT IS THIS ONE GONNA TRY

very narcissistic

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Doctors advised her that only steel toe boots could contain the nauseating smell of her fungus toenails

>DRINKING YOUR SODA BEFORE THE MOVIE STARTS

god....even if i dont want to, she just makes me hate her

Just like the jimmy kimmel interview where she confeses hating part of the cast of avengers

Or the youtube vid where she freaks out about google questions
What an unlikable bitch. Omg

It's a Marvel movie opening to zero competition. So yeah it's natural that big theaters will probably devote a third of screens to one movie to make sure none are too filled up.

Anyone else want to hatefuck her so bad?