This is so cringe. Please tell me Alex falls off a cliff by the end
This is so cringe. Please tell me Alex falls off a cliff by the end
Daniel Hill
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Christopher Turner
Cringe because it's tense watching a man climb a cliff face without rope, or cringe because it's a bad flick?
Cameron Kelly
So if it starts raining...
Justin Jenkins
I like climbing movies Alex is just an autistic loser who gained confidence so now hes just an emboldened sperg. And his gf only dates him because she wants to be attached to someone famous
William Nguyen
climbing is a great hobby since its full of young women and there's lots of opportunities to start conversations with them
Nathaniel Gonzalez
never forget that the director of this film thanked alex's girlfriend profusely when they won the oscar for documentary and nearly forgot to even acknowledge alex himself.
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David Perry
She just fucks every successful man. Makes sense
Jeremiah Ward
Yep, that's gonna be a cringe from me.
Xavier Diaz
Its full of women because its a rich mans sport with a high chance of death, to which they hope to be the sole beneficiary. A man will climb a mountain because it is there. Women, however, don't have hobbys, just varying degrees of proactive gold digging.
Tyler Watson
have sex
Matthew Green
you have absolutely no clue what you're talking about. he actually accomplished the greatest human feat of all time. that's not an overstatement.
Hunter Howard
>rich man's sport
all you need is a pair of shoes for indoor bouldering
>high chance of death
almost zero risk of death when indoor bouldering, actually pretty safe even when sport climbing outdoors
Aiden White
Please engage in coitus sometime this century.
Easton Jackson
>Its full of women because its a rich mans sport
another non-climber talking shit. it's a dirt bag's sport, always has been. climbing is full of loners and outcasts. People who don't want to be around crowds and buildings and want to be in nature. literally every person I know who climbs is a poorfag.
Aaron Ramirez
That's definitely an overstatement senpai.
Alexander Sullivan
>greatest human feat of all time
>that's not an overstatement
wew bud
Dylan Richardson
that rock looks tiny
Owen Sullivan
>having sex makes you so brain-dead you forget all about gold-digging
intredasting
Luke Jenkins
name another human feat that comes anywhere close
Julian Turner
Anyone else take a look at Honnold's Oscars PR hike? He's been shilling the doc every chance he gets
Daniel Watson
>yeah, I can climb this solo, and all I need is...
>these specialized rubber shoes that allow me to grip the wall, without them it's impossible
>these shoes are made in a sweatshop factory in bangladesh and the waste is dumped into the local river - did I ever tell you I'm a vegan and an environmentalist?
>and this magic sticky powder, otherwise I'd lose hold and slip
>and to rehearse the route for months and months until I guarantee I can do every hold
>but yeah, I can solo it
>"it's all about the mental aspect, that's what makes it so impressive"
Goats don't rehearse anything, they climb on whim to lick salt, no magic sticky powder, no specialized shoes, nothing. That's free soloing, none of this artificial, Redbull-Go-pro tier commercialized sport.
Jonathan Cox
>Every woman who enjoys $sport is a gold-digger!
I'm imploring you to receive the touch of a woman
Caleb Brown
getting to the moon
Eli Sanchez
What he does is incredible. He's not an interesting person though. Just a driven autistic.
Gavin Wright
I wouldn't let one of those creatures come anywhere near me even if you paid me.
Matthew Morgan
God I wish I didn't have to sit through that. Him and his gf are so astoundingly insufferable. Especially him though.
Parker James
Western civilization, space travel, the internet, all the countless advancements in technology and medicine, the list goes on.
I'd say even Edmund Hillary climbing Everest was a bigger deal, considering the time.
Xavier Moore
Climbing is for egotistical liberal losers who dropped out of college because they thought they were too special.
Josiah Myers
No question Hillary and Norgay climbing Everest is more impressive
Xavier White
>be autistic
>decide to drop out and live in a van and climb after father's death
>live like a hobo leeching off of friends and family
>autistically realize the fastest way out is to commercialized the sport via extreme-climbing aka soloing, which anyone can empathize with regardless of climbing knowledge
>get sponsorships, speaking tours, etc after decades of climbing all over
>in 30s now
>hot girl propositions you at a Q&A
>realize this is your chance
>set up a final free solo and film
>sponsorships kick in, now a millionaire
>buy home in vegas with gf
>film comes out
>oscar wins
>now double millionaire
>never have to solo again
>"What's next? Maybe a family"
He fucking made it. All his work paid off.
Aaron Cook
What did he mean by this?
Hunter Johnson
Woah. Drumpf has finally BTFO
Julian Adams
What should I start wearing now as an outdoorsman? North face and Patagonia are reddit tier
David Torres
real niggas wear arc'teryx
Camden Rogers
full realtree fit
Hudson Kelly
Yeah sure, but how do you get to the mountain in those fuckin shithole countries? Gotta take a plane, which costs money, doesnt it?
Henry Clark
ey bruh what have you got against my patagoney
Robert Wright
he loks like a young jim caviezel
Jason Walker
you don't got to go to shithole countries to climb brother pretty much every city has climbing gyms and local parks with routes