Have you ever met a famous actor/celebrity before Yea Forums?

I didn't talk to him, but Rainn Wilson held an event at my school where he talked about his weird fucking religion "Bahai" or something. By the end of it, I was too exhausted to even say hi. Big mistake in hindsight, but I had like zero confidence back then.

Me on the right

This. They look like two different species.

describe each incident in vivid detail

>ywn cuddle with Debicki
life is suffering.
don't even think about replying with "based lonely and horny poster".

me on the right

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El goblino...

dude, no one cares if you met Allison Tolman. she's barely a celebrity. i'm pretty sure people only hire her because they feel sorry for her, due to her being so fat.

drove Kirsten stewart once as an uber driver. She has a resting bitch face but is actually super nice and we chatted about the city for a solid 10 minutes. 10/10 one of my best customers

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me in the back

not even a standard Yea Forums footfag, but she does have nice

That is pretty kino

When I was little kid I met Bruce Springsteen at a beach in NJ. Apparently he used to go to the same beach club as my aunt.
I'm a distant relative of Lou Ferrigno, but I never met him.
My father saw Quentin Tarantino at one of the first revervoir dogs showings in Italy, he told me he was loitering outside the venue and at first my dad thought he was some kind of goon.
My mother had a silent glaring match with Monica Bellucci, they randomly encountered each other at the shopping district and crossed paths, I guess neither wanted to make way for the other.

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I met the guy this movie is based on when I was a kid and thought it was really cool that he survived for 40 days on a raft in the open ocean.
Never knew he was a POW and didn’t watch the movie lol

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I walked about 4 blocks with Clint Howard and discussed pot holes.

I met him back when i was a cheerleader for the Lakers.

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Two people who went to high school / same class with me are famous actors, we're all on a first name basis, it's weird.

was he cool? i like him a lot!

>ITT: Everyone LARPing with random celebrity fan pictures they found on the Internet

>swn suffocate you with her neck

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>swn force you to worship her feet

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I work at a fancy coffee place in NYC and we have celebs come in every now and then. My coworker is a musician and always spergs about this jazz guy or that but I've only recognized a few actors/comedians and Aaron Weiss

no, but people have told me i look like jimmy paige,does that count?

>25 ips
>12 claims
hmmm...

Me in the middle.

Mike Birbiglia told a story recently on some late-night show about a barista refusing free tickets to his show and I work at the cafe he was talking about.

>choose yo future white boy

I met this nigga when I was working at a bank about 10 years ago. He had a cockerspaniel and let it lick all over his face. Nice guy, I sperged out.

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is that the slapchop guy?

He would have been heralded as a hero a decade or two ago.

matthew perry was walking in front of me in central park and tripped and sort of fell and then tried to play it off by starting to run, like he meant to do it, but i knew what happened.

The workaholics guys are not famous actors

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lol

>tfw when spooning Debicki but she's taller so she's the big spoon

YO RALPHIE

Weinstein smelled like he was dipped in Gucci for men II mixed with that wet dog cigar smell. Very scruffy, wearing a black and white adidas velvety tracksuit. He was with his bodyguard. Didn't say a word.

>Katie Holmes
When she was still with tom. Beautiful in person. Wore a cute trenchcoat. Smelled amazing. I told her where the bathroom was
>Robert Deniro
Always looked like a grandpa you'd see at the deli. Quiet. Grunted mostly. Had a quick convo with him about the latest cover of Variety
>John Lasseter
Gave an inspirational speech to a bunch of us, told me to keep pursuing my dreams and gave me a really big deep bear hug
>Dennis Leary
Fast talker, 'Hey howya doin whats new up here I see they got you back in the dungeon up here huh? Alright' Sunglasses inside
>Jason Sudekis
Nicest of the bunch, wore all denim canadian tuxedo. Very friendly
>Kyle Mooney
Not as weird in person as you'd think. Very humble, weird posture. Solid handshake
>David Lynch
Smoked a lot of cigarettes and personally presented a saxophone solo from one of the worst saxophone players i've every heard. after he made us all deaf he was like "THAT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL THANK YOU"
>Angelo Badlamenti
Had the vapors pouring off of him, high energy for an old guy. Loves music. great handshake. His wife (I think) looked uncomfortable

she's an ayylmao right, no human could look like that

All shit skins look like that

HNNNNNNNNGGGG

>Kyle Mooney
next time you meet him, tell him for me that Brigsby Bear is shit.

I worked at a casino hotel a few years back. Art Garfunkel had a concert there and we put him in a luxury suite. He didn't order any room service and had strict instructions not to let anyone near his room, and had no personal visitors. After he checked out, the maid found his room perfectly clean, down to a neatly made bed. When she went to clean the bathroom, she found the bathtub completely full with a solitary turd floating in it.

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Imagine being a shitskin.

GIANT
SEXY
BIRD

I saw Kevin Hart while hanging outside the comedy cellar a few years back. Nigga is literally a midget.

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Will do. I met the director too and all I wanted to do was to tell him I wanted to bone his GF who was in the car next to us (emma stone)

me in the middle

I met some people at a record store I worked at about 15 years ago.

>Vincent Gallo
Shockingly very nice and soft spoken considering his reputation, but most Republicans I've met have been very nice (unlike some Democrats). Had a handwritten list of 70s prog rock bands that were very obscure. We didn't have most of the records he was looking for. He hung out for at least an hour and my coworker finally told him she likes Buffalo 66 and he got bashful and said "ohh thanks I appreciate it"

>Charles Thompson aka Frank Black from the Pixies
Also nice, a little more quiet than Vincent Gallo, didn't stay long. Bought a grip of John Coltrane CDs. I wasn't sure it was him but saw his credit card said "Charles Thompson" which is his birth name

>Judge Reinhold from Fast Times and a bunch of other 80s movies
not that cool, acted like he was possibly on drugs, was pushy about buying the latest Bob Dylan CD and then left

I also did extra work about ten years ago.

>Seth Rogen
met him and talked for about five minutes, we were the only two people in a scene in Observe & Report, I was supposed to deliver him a pizza but it got cut, he was very nice, funny, laughed a lot and loudly, everyone on set joked about how high he probably was all the time

>Kevin Costner
Extremely nice guy, would eat with the low level crew (grips and such) and extras which is something a lot of stars won't do, would give pep talks to the extras and told them he started off as an extra so don't let anyone disrespect you, say what you want about some of Costner's performances but the dude has a heart of gold

Extras would talk shit about people they met but the only people I heard anything negative about was Eddie Murphy, Martin Lawrence, and Tim Allen. I heard John Travolta and William H Macy were real nice but never got to meet them.

They'd all have a giraffe neck?

Why do they look so small here?

you guys will never guess who i met a few days ago

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White girl mogs

The autism twosome

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I once met Andrei Tarkovsky

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He taught me how to make kino spaghetti.

Reads like someone got LYNCHED

>Hello darkness my old friend...

I wasn't alive BTV so no.

My parents saw mel gibson when he was vacationing here in mexico, that was waaay before I was born, my mom says that my dad was taller than him and my dad is like 5,7 which makes mel a turbo manlet. I also saw james mcavoy in cancun when I was like 13, he seemed like a chill guy

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Hayden Christiansen came into a liquor store I was working at once. He bought a 50 dollar bottle of wine. He asked if we had any bottle openers and I told him unfortunately we were out. He got a little pissy at that and said “You’d think that’s the one thing you would have.” I was really tempted to make some shitty joke about using the force to get it open but I had already been written up recently for being “rude” to a customer so I just left it.

>You’d think that’s the one thing you would have
Uh wouldn't liquor be the one thing that you had? It isn't a bottle opener store is it? what a fucking moron

I’m a tech for the medical examiner in my city. Basically the poor asshole who goes in and collects bodies from scenes to be checked out later.

I took a selfie with one of my favorite artists I had the misfortune of gathering. So I didn’t really “meet” them, but I did meet them physically.

Big if true
Post the selfie with your face blurred out

why would he not just buy a screw top bottle if he wants to drink it right away lol, what a retard

have you ever been in a liquor store. of course they have bottle openers and they are like double the price that they should be because they know you are desperate

He wanted to kill slavs, Debicki is half polish

sinbad....
working at kinkos via 95 or 96? over night shift, getting high with the brothers, he in town doing a movie, came in to use pc's. nice dude, thank you american dad for giving him a check

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Passed by me and a group of friends once at my high school but of course nobody knew who the fuck he was until some sixty year old janitor told us. Don't know why he came we were a below average school and he wasn't there to give a speech or lecture.

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Probably banging one of the students.

this dude looks like my dad

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I met Elijah Woods on 6th street. He was cool.

>he isn't a amerimutt the most handsome of humans

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Nice suit Akira

they filmed perks of being a wallflower in the high school i attended. Paul rud is based and emma watson sucks

Willie Nelson many many times. Johnny Cash several times. Billy Joe Shaver quite a few times (I was there when he shot a man in the goddamn face in Waco).
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Was just a little .22, not surprising the guy survived. Met George Jones a lot, but he doesn't count since he's a relative (and thus my gateway to meeting all those other country types)

I've bet Bush Sr. more times than I can count, Bush Jr. a couple of times. Bill Clinton a couple of time. I only met Obama once, didn't care to meet him again. Kinda rude, but he was not overly fond of Texans in general. Most charming former president was Bill Clinton, most polite was Bush Sr. Weirdest was Carter, only met him a few times. I've met a few central and south american politicians, but no one cares about them.

Unironically a cool guy

Not really. I passed by some literal who French actress once but I didn't care.

Debicki's are 2 times bigger

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I told her she should stick to what she is good at.

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Americans are a race of materialistic slaves

Licking toilets?

Why does Vikander always look like she could pass for black based on her skin? She's Swedish and a quarter Finnish so I really don't understand it.

Who is that plz?

I met Tasteless and Artosis and went out for a beer with them after the GSL one night.

Good time out

>She's Swedish
There’s your answer

Robin Williams

Pretty morbid

>famous actor/celebrity
Nope, there is no such thing here in germany.

Do they actually like Starcraft 2?

Sw*doids think solarium makes you look good.

Do you reckon they got any other transferable skills worth a damn on the job market? They're stuck there

True enough. At least pro BW is still going, it's been great having them there for the mini-revival. I'd have a beer with them too.

I've lived in London my whole life and somehow neve met or even noticed a celebrity.

is that joaquin phoenix? Who the fuck are these people

>England
>celebrity

Do women really post on Yea Forums?

Yes, but far fewer than you think
Grills shitpost like anyone else, everyone making obvious "I'm a grill" posts is lying

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this image actually makes me sad

granny face

fuck you it was good

it's celeb tabloids - the board, what do you think?

lmao

Why does roon roon always looms like her feet smell bad

Yes. Its incels the website, where else am I gonna get headlines for my news articles.

>That filename

YAAS I MET KWEEN BRIE! ;DD

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Angelo vapes?

wrong he wanted to Germanize them