SNL General

Another weekend, another one poured out for Capsbro
Hope you're snuggling with a qt twink bf in Heaven buddy

wait what happened

Marry my waifu
Fuck the pregnant one
Kill Kristen Schaal's blonde sister

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He's been MIA and hasn't posted or made a thread since 2/10/19

Fuck Heidi
Marry Senorita
Kill Middle

Tired of middle being a 6/10 and everyones waifu, shes got enough life lived. Mellissa probably wants kids and Heidi is too young and just wants to have fun, taste my cum and be dumb.

must be why she's been married over a decade

Sure would love a surprise appearance from my girl.

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time to watch whats her face fuck up her lines

>first thing we see is Leslie

Greeeeat...

R.KELLY. TOO SOON! TOOOO SOOOON!

Fuck Heidi
Marry Cecily
Kill that racist spic

I like Keenan but this R Kelly impression sucks. I don't think he has a single good impression.

3 times already
Jesus, what's with nigras and reading out loud?

An anonymous person paid R Kelly's child support.
I wouldn't be surprised if it was Oprah and he met with her BFF Gayle to set up a deal

Fuck off Beyonce

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Yay, not a political cold open.

Wait, who? Melissa?

These K.Relly jokes are kind of weak.

Surprised they did R. Kelly and not Michael.

Oh for fuck's sake, Leslie is losing it already?

They can't make fun of him by calling him a pedo or it'll hurt the victims

>starts with a Q
is this a reference to something?

just coming ITT to see what kind of boomers actually watch this cringey show

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Qtards are over the place

Chris would have done way better with this impression

Honestly surprised it's not another Trump opening sketch

I can't remember the last time the opening sketch wasn't related to Trump

it's corporate-sponsored broadcast television
what are you expecting, South Park?

I hope Kenan stays on SNL forever

Context?

Fuck, I'm high right now

R. Kelly literally can't read

Because Trump hasn't said anything really dumb lately. Just wait until next week.

>ywn impregnate Cecily

He's from Chicago, too

CLAIMED

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this sounds nothing like stringer

Beyonce is a devil worshipping nigger that tortured her drummer's kitten

>McDonald's water

Is capsbro died?

The fuck have you been?

The only way this shit is funny

>bouncer at Caroline's in the late '90s
He must've met Patrice

He killed his dad with a heart attack after revealing his HIV status to him.

Yeah wtf it's been like a month? What's up with him? Hope he's alright

LOOFUH!

whos this bloody wanker? he kinda seems like a top bloke

>Patrice

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>bouncer
daily reminder people will pay you simply for being 6'3"

oh, look

a game show sketch

transphobic as fuck

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>whos this bloody wanker?
james bond

tired of these game show sketches.

permabanned

>Twitter getting BTFO
nice

isn't this person like 15???!!

>Twitter

loooooooool

Oh, I get it, like Ghost in the Shell.

>SNL calling out political correctness
4 years too late but still appreciated

I really like sketchees itn iutjj qngtyn jeqlm...

Imagine...

Rip Capsbro, gay but not forgotten.

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or Emma Stone in Aloha
or Cranston in The Upside

bermapanned

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Imagine being Amir in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jazz, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your meaty man tits and gross festering frankengina. I would totally impregnate you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is cash his paycheck and go home. Like seriously imagine having to be Amir and not only hide in that house of horrors while Jazz flaunts his frankengina in front of you, the favorable blanket barely concealing his mutilated monster hole going directly into his colon, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he works it. Not only having to tolerate his disgusting fucking frankengina but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAZZ JENNINGS GOT A PUSSY LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch him dilate with 6 different colored dildos; never before have you seen a vagina directly connect into someones colon before, no uterus, no cervix, you didn't even know that existed before today. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of natural vaginas and later alleged frankenginas for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out off of the street. You've never seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sewage smell that's brapping out from his neovagina too as he shakes his dildo and writhes it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "dilation"(for that is what he calls it), that he waited so long to do with multiple surgeries in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could eviscerate every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure because you're wanting money. You're not going to lose your $50k paycheck over this. Just bear it. Hide in the bathroom and bear it.

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Cecily's breasts looking amazing tonight

Why is this dude so obsessed with sex and his fake pussi?

>Cicily playing a horny mom

/tv, there ya go. have at it.

>serving an IP ban

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Someone in the audience likes Lion King.

>JAMES BOND

I knew it was coming lmao

>Haunting Neverland
kek

this is really fucking terrible

Yum!

BLACK BOND NEVER
WE JANE BOND NOW

His mom is an evil evil Jew

>those groans for Haunting Neverland

Damn, Jazz looks like THAT?

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Fucking Momo

yummi tendies

>Pet Semetary remake

Fuck you.

That was DEFINITELY a Mooney sketch

Fucking Momo

Legit good so far.
Amazing.

>Sandra Oh
Arli$$ sketch when?

So Tame Impala is probably gonna release an album within the next 3 weeks, right?

Missed the cold opening friends what was it about?

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A know the John Mulaney episode was good because of John Mulaney, but this is somehow worse than usual so far. What the fuck happened?

>Sandra Oh
What the fuck has she even done since she left Grey's Anatomy?

>"I really don't want to be on this Earth anymore. I'm doing my best to stay here for you but I actually don't know how much longer I can last. All I've ever tried to do was help people. Just remember I told you so."

This was his last substantial post that wasn't just an image. I fear for the worst lads.

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ah-bloo-bloo!

R. Kelly interview

Killing Eve. I hate her, but she was great in that.

>not doing a remake of Dancing at the Blue Iguana

trump fighting coulter
was pretty funny

guest star in the cold opening?

Heidi was perfect.

No, Leslie Jones as Gayle King interviewing Kenan as R. Kelly.

AND Trump fighting Coulter?

No, there was no Trump.

>this sketch

Women, amirite fellas?

implying your average technologically illiterate boomer could figure out how to copy and paste images

>niggers scolding smelly people

IMPOSSIBLE HULK TIEM

This feels more like a Mooney sketch.

>SHUT UP NIG-
MELISSA NO

This is the best episode of the season by far

I literally went through this at Nordstrom Rack

this is REALLY fucking bad holy shit
SNL is usually boring and unfunny but this is unfunny offensive and somehow more out of touch than usual

BECKY!!!!

Did you miss last week's Mulaney episode?

leftist roasties BTFO

What the fuck happened? Saturday Night Live is funny tonight.

>audience won't laugh at taking the kids out of white women

HAHAHA

BEEF JELLY

thanks pal

Two in a row? WTF!

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is the host literally idris elba or is it just Yea Forums memeing again

t. don't have cable

is this the thread?

Its really him.

huh? last week was great

>Palmers Cocoa Butter

LOL

Kids = piss. Sorry torrenting ms. Marvel with a vpn so phone posting.

Funny enough it's feeling more in touch this time around to me. This episode is actually decent so far and drastically better than their usual unfunny shit.

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Why does Chris Redd has the same voice as Leslie Jones?

That was funny except for the lesbo shit

Same thing happening with this WNBA sketch lmao. I guess they don't like it when they poke fun at gold digging hoes and WNBA players.

the "calling the police" meme is a bit played out

It's still pretty shocking that two decent episodes is an event now.

it's the WNBA, what do you expect?

i thought they said DJ Khalid. Who the fuck is this? REEEEEEEE

>two black guys

Are we getting cucked by watching this?

This guy is just talking.

I thought KSM was gonna blow it up

hes the "send, me, your location" song guy

lmao

WE TAKIN’ OVER

DDDEEEEEEEE JAAAAAYYYYYYY
KHAAAAAALLLLLLLLIDD

>Tame Impala
I'm shocked to find myself excited for a SNL musical guest

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Who's hosting next week? I missed it.

Does anyone else remember watching this one live? During her first song I thought "imagine if the tape broke"

youtube.com/watch?v=-kpxA-TOLmA

Squarespace! Build a site! Pay for it! Have it banned!

WE DA BESS

DRUMMMMMMPH

REEEEE BLUMPF

Manafort did nothing wrong.

REEEEEEEEEEE TRUMP STOLE THE PRESIDENCYYYYYYY

Memes aside, Elba is a likeable nigger, a true credit to his race.

Oh, shit, I remember that. I working as an overnight security guard when that happened.

And it was going so well. Didn't this happen last week?

Boi, Heidi is so ugly. With them saggy cheeks.

GOOP, thats the Gwyneth Paltrow stuff, right?

dam this accent super sexy heidi

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Just make lingerie basketball instead of a legitimate fucking league

Does weekend update still use different writers?

Vagina steaming in 3...2...

A WILD GWYNETH APPEARS

Oh, well, there ya go.

oh shit it's the chick that fucked Harvey Weinstein for an Oscar

i already know what that is and I cant watch it twice

Who is Fifer?

Seems like they are the same old ones and the rest of the crew was replaced.

I'm sure your "talking" sounds as melodic as this, fucking cuck

WAKANDA FOREVER

I'm still a fan of "the girl you wish you hadn't started a conversation with at a party"

Probably because she reminds me of a woman I almost dated.

youtube.com/watch?v=RGsQES_OdrQ

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the ex-wife of the guy from Coldplay

Reminds me of AOC

wow. why did they think having actual gwyneth paltrow there would make that funnier

Pepper Potts

Weekend update is still complete shit

I wonder if she's still at her sister's house

LOL PETE

I like Chad better than Pete.

I think Pete Davison must love crisis. He's just stepped into another month's worth of shit.

I can't wait for the Catholic Church to go after Pete after that one.

Geez, Pete.

Actually, yeah, can we get a documentary about Macklemore now?

SNL usually gets one token indie act each season

BPD

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Oohhh sooo edgy. Yeah the catholic church is the SAME THING as r Kelly whhooooaaa

Could Pete’s eyes get any darker? The

ngl I like Pete tbqh

FUCKING VIETNAM SHIT

>VIETNAM FUCKING SHIT

VIETNAM FUCKING SHITS

Pete is actually right this episode t.b.h.

I freely admit Henry Ford hated the jews Tbh

>ISRAEL BOMBED THE USS LIBERTY
PETE NO

So does Lorne Michaels just bribe famous women to date Pete for publicity?

your not the rite namefag

He's totally right. You can't make a Lovecraft movie now, look at all the shit he said.

When does death of the artist apply?

>Pete dating Kate Beckinsdale

how big is this guy's dick?

Pete seems like a cool dude. And the fact he's ugly and pulls hot tail gives me hope.

quite large, repotedly

I already have and I yearn for my own funeral

>a Lovecraft movie now
Any white man shit.

Its because he has money, don't be deluded.

Leslie jones is the least cringy guest so far

boy he's gonna take heat for this one

He can't have that much money. He's not even a key player in the cast, and I don't think he's done any films

I heard his biggest asset is that he is funny as shit.

Leslie got some tittaaayyys

>Pete

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I fucking hate this yelling piece of shit monkey

Shazam?? Isn't that the Sinbad movie from the 90s?

SNL is old boomer shit

dem thangs were bouncin tonight!

Someone is paying to keep him alive.

go to bed boomer

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look at this samefaggot

Specifically, to watch him 24/7 so he doesn't off himself.

we Yea Forums now!

that aint me nicca

yeahhhh

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>not putting mustafi in the booth
his defending is a joke enough

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Not true. Boomers, when they hear "shazam", always think of the original...

youtube.com/watch?v=9NLuRZ3A76U

lol this is fucking awesome

I’d totally smash Rose.

>fans holding up unnecessary UK flags so the audience doesn't get confused

what sports teams fans use the Union Jack? they would have St George's cross

I want my sperm deep inside Heidi vagina

arsenal wags are great

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>euro soccer
>trading players

Pete Rose, Charlie Rose or Rosie O'Donnell?

the trolling on this board is legit out of hand Tbh famm iyam

>pizza express

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All of the above plus that bird that plays Rose in this sketch, yeah mate?

it probably smell like vinegar.

haha imagine marrying someone that only wants your money haha

No, I think he wants to tap Rose from Titanic.

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>you're now watching a local commercial

>New Hampsterdamn
They have really run out of ideas

Derrick Rose That nigga nice.

Snl is overusing that kid from Kennan and Kell

how do I get to be an extra on an snl sketch?

Snl is overusing that kid from Kennan and Kell

>dem pink panties

W H E W

>yes master

be a writer on the show

>Leslie
>that outfit

Jesus christ how disgusting

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Is that the guy they call Johnny Football?

>bref

Drop out of Harvard

>kill my wife

Ha, and now the sketch is funny.

>BREFFFF

that's not even the right sport xD

why boner

Manchvegas, babuh.

Fuck, where's capsbro when you need him?

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Leslie, wet, in a bathing suit makes my peepee hard.

Snooze Khalidfa

why does Yea Forums still watch this crap?

why do you continue to breathe........faggot

I JUST REALIZED, KATE WAS NOT IN ONE SINGLE SKETCH TONIGHT! WTF?! WHERE IS MY SNL-WIFE?!

most of these posts are the same guy newb

>why not just sell it and make the Jack Dawson Kids Cure Cancer foundation

The 90s were a different time.

Yeah she was?

this show fucking sucks and is just cringe sjw humor at this point?

She was the lesbian wife/gf in the WNBA sketch

She was in that Powerpoint sketch.

And might have been the chicken mascot.

she was momo, right?

Which sketch? I'm freaking out, man.

she was in that powerpoint sketch

She was in the chicken sketch and the boomers-making-a-powerpoint sketch

>53 posters
>265 posts

holy shit, you're right

Damn boco i had no idea you were a racist, so dissapointed.

Oh yeah. She was. The Golddigger whatever sketch. Yikes. I'm sorry.

boc boc was nightmarish

Think that was the point.

They really didn't need this last sketch. Unless its really really good.

this was a role made for kyle
when will they realize his power

This is one of the worst episodes this season.

seriously, where is the money man?

Lol cut for time.

Really the second half of this Ep. was pretty disposable

Second best after last week. The Bodega Bathroom skit is still the highlight of the season.

cringe

Thats par for the course. Anything after Weekend Update has maybe a 30% chance of being good.

Still a pretty solid episode, even if there was too much Leslie.

Now we wait two weeks...

they phoned it the writing for this one, also I don't think idris is suited for comedy

F

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Lol Mooney relegated to Feature player status