Are there any movies where elves get their just deserts?
Are there any movies where elves get their just deserts?
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i hate elves
>unironically siding with the scalies
Fuck right off.
I am angry about elves
What I would give for a Black Marsh setting during the Oblivion Crisis. Imagine the look on the dremora’s face when you open the gate and thousands of armed screaming lizards run in and start killing your friends. Based psychic trees.
dumb Yea Forumsedditor
Elves get the bullet first, but lizardmen are next in line
>Yea Forums
>elder scrolls game
the average Yea Forumsedditor is too young to have played any of these games
They're all cooked on Skooma ready for war.
>Skooma was a Dagoth Ur conspiracy to weaken the resolve of the mortal races
>human "people"
>defeating anyone
>entire setting is controlled by whitey Imperials
>implying elven nerds can compete with BIG STRONG NORDIC BVLLS
>imperials
>white
Kys, Yea Forumsvirgin
But real talk, any movies where Roman larping spergs get NTFO
>when an arg*nian shitter is posting on my board
n'wah
Morrowind wasn't just a desert, OP. There was swamps and mushroom biomes too.
I fucking hate elves and elf equivalents like the navi from avatar. Always the holier-than-thou bullshit and how shitty mankind is. Fuck off.
>implying the dunMER lost anything of value
Is there any reason not to torch Graham the second you meet him in HH? Once a savage, always a savage.
>NOOOO FUCKING LIZARD SHIT STOP DABBING ON ME!
audibly chuckled
The reality:
>implying punished joshua wasn't a kino ally to have
White legs fucking shits genocide best day of my life
>controlled by imperials
I have no reaction image for this degree of laughter
is that some fags argonian skyrim PC power fantasy
I happily kill him each playthrough along with the WLs and Ulysses. There is no redemption from being a l*Gion savage.
>fantasy
ummmm last time I checked it wasn’t the argonians’ capital getting sacked s’witie
Any movies where idiots stop playing buggy piece of shit derivative trash video games made by con-men?
Based
>being a NCR NPC
Oof
WE WUZ DWEMER
Why would anyone care about TES lore after Kirkbride left?
>happily dying for a dying nation state
good goy
He keeps working for Bethesda as a freelance writer, kind of. He's not in charge but he was only in charge of Morrowind and the KotN DLC for Oblivion anyway
No, the Dunmer go "WE WUZ CHIMER"
>happily dying for a gay old baldie with cancer and a tiny pecker
>happily dying for a talking corpse with oligarchic fantasies and robot sex slaves
>happily dying for hippies and a rat that tried to kill you a minimum of two times (third time was cut from the game)
No thanks. I’ll take my developed nation full of qt femsoldiers thank you very much.
Based
>start up morrowind
>spend forever making character
>play for a few hours
>notice some minor aspect of my build I dislike and stop playing
I don't think I'll ever finish this game.
I’ve had that happen a lot with repeat playthroughs on vidya. Just power past it or else you’ll end up never getting past the starting zone.
Morrowind was such a groundbreaking game
So sad the sequels became so generic
Trying to be popular really sucks
Total War suffered the same fate
>lemme just bombard you 40 minutes worth of written dialogue in a video game
It was okay. Yea Forumstards certainly exaggerate it for contrarianism’s sake (not nostalgia because none of them are even remotely old enough).
based
Imperials are about as white as the redguards, hell at least the redguards have some honor and dignity.
Skyrim is for the nords btw.
Well i'm 31 and i played it when it first came out (Xbox)
It was just mindblowing dude, how nothing was explained, all these options, the freedom. I remember how my friends struggled to play it and i always helped them cause they sucked, it was so much different from all the other console games.
Yea Forums has always been the worst board in Yea Forums, just never go there, i learned that long long ago
>punished joshua
>JUST QUOTE THE BIBLE LMAO, THAT'S DEEP AND SHIT
I remember my friend gave me a copy of it, I refused to play it because I thought orks and wizards was gay nerd shit, then we started playing and he was like "yeah you can literally go and do whatever you want" it was like a medieval-fantasy GTA
I want to go back
>I remember playing Shogun Total War for the first time at a friends house that had PC. (I was always obsessed with history)
Needless to say i visisted almost every day for the next 5 years, first for samurai and then for Rome kino vidya
Hopefully TES: 6, if I don't get to BTFO some altmer scum then I don't want to bother.
Cringe
cringe
>atheist
cringe
>Caring about white/black in a setting with elves and fucking lizard people
>Kirkbride left?
That's only partially bad, if they allowed him a free reign over games they would be drowning in his autistic fanfics (especially about Vivec) and fetishes.
No, because elves are great.
Nice try, care to go again?
Should I play Morrowind modded or unmodded? What's the best website to download mods for Morrowind?
Just grab some graphical packs for it, but leave everything else alone.
Its still a pretty decent game story and mechanics wise, but the visuals have aged like Brie Larsons feet.
I always recommend going vanilla the first couple of times for all highly moddable games. Such as Bethesda's TES and Fallouts. This way you know the mechanics of the game and what you want to fix/change.
>What's the best website to download mods for Morrowind?
Nexus of course. It has pretty much everything.
But for guides check these
tesgeneral.com
github.com
I think i made well over 20 characters before i said fuck it and finished the game.
>play morrowind for the first time
>see some books, click on them for lols not expecting anything
>end up spending more time reading about the history of the empire and tamriel or past akavir invasions or w/e while listening to the in game thunderstorms and jeremy soules soundtrack than actually playing the game
is there anything comfier? i want to go back bros.
>play a game to read books instead of reading IRL books
Is there anything more autistic?
Getting oblivion mod for smut literature to read in game.
Dwemer
>short hairy dwarves who hoard gold and jewels, mock God(s), and are too clever for their own good
>Main leader dwarf (Dumac) literally betrays his best friend(Nerevar) and has hims stabbed with a spear
Based And Redpilled
>Controlled
The only things oblivion/skyrim improved was melee combat & graphics. Everything else ES3 shits down their neck.
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