Even completely disregarding controversy around Larson, the movie was fucking boring...

I imagined seeing a spacial epic battle between Krees and Skrulls
Of greater proportions than those of Star Wars movies

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Back in the day, to make things interesting, Marvel created a bunch of alien races. Skrulls are shapeshifters, Kree are lesser Supermen. Only no one cares about either.

Why write this. Why spend so much time writing a fake shill post. Are you that butthurt about female leads ever?

>Thor is nigh unstoppable in his movies
He tanks Malekith's blasts while he has the reality gem in him and shakes them off like it's nothing.
He fights the Destroyer Armour and Loki without taking a hit
>Superman is practically invincible in his movies
Literally takes no damage from anyone in Man of Steel or Justice League, except for when he coughs a little on zod's ship
>Aquaman takes no damage in his movie
>Hulk is strongest there is

>But for some reason this isn't okay for Captain Marvel

Okay.

Yeah. Couldn't defeat Zod. Love how you overlooked BVS. Get the fuck out, Gay FAGGOT!

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Thanos pushed Hulk's shit in. Hulk was a bitch from then on.

>Thor is nigh unstoppable in his movies
He can still be beaten and hurt like a normal human.
CM could fly through ships to destroy them without a scratch.
>Hulk is strongest there is
He can't control his superpower which is his weakness.
CM has full control of her powers by the end of the movie.

He did defeat Zod.
After twenty minutes of bashing one another around without damage landing on either one.

And I overlooked BvS because Kryptonite is dumb. And his death was dumb. And even then, he recovers from death. Sure Clark takes damage but its born purely out of plot convenience. And even then he gets better in the next one.

Good talk user.

bullshit
you could have used Wonder Woman as an example though
>never takes damage
>kills every soldier easily because they're just human
>only Ares challenges her but she's never really in any danger

It’s a pasta dumbass

>Kryptonite is dumb.
Cool argument.

Goose was the best character by far.

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It was on par with how boring Thor the Bore World and Captain Snore the First Average was. Hell the only saving graces of this was Fury and Talos, they were actually fun. I don't know if it was intentional or what but Larson came off as obnoxious but I can't tell if that was the writing's fault or just the actor. Also the message was hamfisted as fuck without being as entertaining as Black Panther which also wanted to be hamfisted with its message and yet it actually delivered good action scenes and character moments.

>want to push gurl power message
>flashbacks of dumb hamfisted shit
>girl Carol falls off bike
>girl carol gets hit by a baseball
>girl carol crash cart and dad calls her a stupid girl
>adult carol sucks in basic training and everyone laughs at her because she has a vagina
>"hahaha women can't fly planes"
>she gets back up each time

Nah Carol, it isn't because you are a woman, it just looks like you suck at life. Not bad per say, boring as fuck. As far as Marvel movies, its bottom five for sure.

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Thor flew through Thanos' goon ships and tore them apart like paper. No different to what Carol did.

After how many appearances? He gets his shit kicked in once after five MCU appearances. A near flawless win record leading up to that point, blonski stabbing him with his elbow spikes being his only wound...would you allow Captain Marvel five movies to justify the point? Or is it a double standard.

Carol spent half the movie an amnesiac victim of brain washing. She only GOT full control of her powers by overcoming that.

imagine being autistic enough to not realize it's pasta. Might as well off yourself before you take any more oxygen off of this planet.

The shitty CGI ruined it

>Kryptonite not being dumb
>Character is invincible and unstoppable
>Except when a rock makes it not that way
>But he pushes through it anyway so what was the point

cool Romulans are in this?

It's still a weakness, despite if you think it's dumb or not. Carol doesn't have a weakness.

Fuck off. She shouldn't have even been added to the MCU this late into the game. It'd be like if Frodo was about to toss the ring in, some random nobody runs in, grabs the ring from Frodo, tosses it in and says to "Hey, I'm an important character! You all have to like me now!".

She has exactly as many weaknesses as Superman did in Man Of Steel, the most recent iteration of the character.

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Let's see if her second appearance does what BvS does and add one.

>you disgusting incel

Have you ever actually had sex? It's terrible, they want to stick around afterwards and cuddle and the bed is too hot and also sweaty and the combined body heat is too much and the bed gets overheated and they sort of think they're you're friend now but they're not your friend. The second after you cum I'm just disgusted by them anyways but they don't want to be alone because they're needy or some other stupid made up feeling so I have to take them out for some breakfast and buy them a fucking omelet that we both know she's not going to finish and then when its over you have to get her number and promise you'll call her but we both know you're not going to call her. Why would you? You already got what you wanted out of her and the sex was mediocre at best and you wasted one of the two days a week you have free of being a wagecuck, you took your valuable free time and you fucking wasted it on some average broad when you could have paid for a hooker and had her get up and leave so I could go back to playing video games.

The only reason to have sex, and I mean LITERALLY THE ONLY REASON, is that fucking without a condom on feels pretty great. Nothing else about sex is even remotely enjoyable, not the stupid foreplay, not the cuddling, I don't even particularly enjoy getting my dick sucked anymore. I'd rather eat a burrito and watch American Dad and be left the fuck alone. No, I'm not going to marry you. No, you're not going to trick me into getting you pregnant(I've had a few women really try hard with that one), and no, you're not coming to live with me in my big empty house.

For one thing, it's my fucking house. For another thing, I like it big and empty, and lastly you're a fucking bore. Women are for the most part IMMENSELY boring. No, I'm not interested in hearing about your stupid day. No, I don't care what Sarah the intern said about your hair. No, I don't FUCKING CARE ABOUT HOW YOU'RE FEELING TODAY

NOT. FUCKING. WORTH. IT.

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She got full control of her powers by taking a metal thingy off of her neck. Way to overcome!

She overcame her programming. She basically defected from her "home planet" where she was working and training to join their elite military. Everything she thinks she's working towards was wrong and she overcomes that to regain a sense of identity and do the right thing instead of what she's told.

How basic a fucking arc does it need to be for you to see what she overcomes?

The whole time she's vying for the approval of her mentor and trainer, she calls him when she lands on earth, she calls for backup, she learns the truth and fights her way, and declares she has nothing to prove to him. It's a pretty clear cut arc that she overcomes her programming.

>As far as Marvel movies, its bottom five for sure.

I liked the movie overall but I agree with that and with your evaluation of Carol. They didn’t make her compelling at all. She’s the least charismatic of all the solo heroes, except maybe Banner.

a cat in a jet at high altitude going fast enough to break the sound barrier?

give me a break

The execution was weak. She didn’t show much betrayal, except with the Supreme Intelligence which didn’t work since it was all in her head.

That isn't a cat. Think of it more like the villain chick from Men in Black 2.

Shut the fuck up the movie sucks and everyone here knows it go back to the shit hole you crawled from.
Oh and the shitty cgi cat claws furies eye and it gets infected thats how that happened what a shitshow

It was alright, I didn't hate it but its weak.

engage in coitus incel.

What exactly was her arc?
Also, Law's character trying to bait her into a 1v1 fistfight and her just shooting him left a sour taste in my mouth. The hero(ine) in these situations usually knows they're being punked, but by that point in their arc they're self-confident enough to be able to meet the challenge to prove the point not to the villain but themselves.
Am I a brainlet for not appreciating my expectations being subverted? I liked a lot of other elements from the film, the Skrulls being not so bad after all was neat and I liked the main Skrull guy. The cat was a little tiresome though, and the montages of Carol being told she can't do various things because she's a girl feels incredibly dated and cliche to an insulting degree. Also Fury going goo-goo-ga-ga over the cat hurt to see.

Absolutely based and truthpilled. I made the mistake of fucking my roommate and she won't leave me alone for 2 seconds now

Thor couldn’t do shit to Hel and the big guy so he had to let them take each other out in Thor 3.
In IW Thor couldn’t take the energy from a dead star long enough and had to use Stormbreaker to revive. When he fought Thanos he couldn’t oneshot Thanos either.
Hulk was made a bitch because Thanos knew some basic martial arts.

She becomes a Davos Globalist? These are our heroes nowadays?

He could oneshot Thanos, he aimed wrong though.

>and the big guy
He took him out in the opening, the problem was he had infinite respawn.
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