I met Brie Larson working the night shift at my local AMC!

I met Brie Larson working the night shift at my local AMC!

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How is she not seethingly triggered by being forced to take a photograph with an unattractive wh*te male

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wow, you aren't even black. congrats

I'll make it very simple and clear: Captain Marvel is really worth a watch. It's just entertaining and visually impressive, exactly what it was meant to be.

Just keep this in mind that it's an origin story so don't go looking for an overstuffed complex story. It's just a fun action movie that introduces us to a new superhero Captain Marvel, played brilliantly by Brie Larson. I became an instant fan watching her in this action heroine avatar, something she manages to pull off with ease. Watch her in the action sequences and there's no way you can't be impressed. Viewers were literally cheering for some of the most heroic moments in the film. Samuel L Jackson as Nick Fury is as awesome as always, it's just that his character feels even better and refined than what we've seen. Jude Law is also quite good, and so are Ben Mendelsohn and Lashana Lynch.

But the one character that ultimately steals the show is Goose, the cat. Some of the sequences involving her are so hilarious that it was really difficult to stop laughing.

Visual effects are excellent, and the IMAX 3D viewing just elevated them. And since it's most importantly an action movie, every single action sequence it delivers is impressive, especially the train sequence. I would call it one of the major highlights of the movie. Cinematography in certain portions is really impressive. Humor, like any other MCU movie, is top notch and really manages to make you laugh.

Captain Marvel has a simple-looking origin story presented and executed in a terrific manner. The directors have done a great job with the characterization of Captain Marvel, and that is what makes everything in the film seem so good. The pace is brisk, gore is minimal to no, and there's nothing unsuitable for kids.

So first this bitch replaces Captain America and now Robert? for fucks sake

>YouTube changes algorithm
>RT redesign
>RT stops accepting reviews below threshold
>"Journalists" in a tizzy
>Twitter in a tizzy
>Half empty theaters
>Prelude to the biggest soi-movie ever

Fuck I'd hate to see us win, glad you got your shill files tho. Hope you get a few extra shekels for your student loan debt.

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me on the left

She’s a cute! CUTE!

That's neat, but where is Robert?

>Um, pardon me, where's Robert?
>You there, where's Robert?
>HAS ANYONE SEEN MY ROBERT?

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Cute

Someone holding a gun to the back of your head to take a picture with Larson because it looks like you don't want to be there.

did you ask her about her nails?

NO SINGLES

ALLOWED

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>coalburner
>cute

user please, there are rules

did you ask her for her phone number?

A bloo bloo bloo

Help.

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"Smile Cutie"

>african-american male beside her
lol haha

>I'll have a large popcorn extra fungus

you forgot to put dear diary

are you telling us that's what Disney gave to you for shilling them? no money?

How much can I bet that this was taken from ribbit?

did she tell you to sit in the back of the theater?

kek'd

No one mentions her jacket

>......Iiiii’m marvel now.....recognize me

Looks like some 80's throwback bennetton shit, that's probably why

you were the only one there? it's the only reason why she take a pic with a male?

Fucking this. Probably just wanted to go shiopping quickly and had a "white male" gae at her and even dare to ask for a photograph. To live life as a woman is to live life on the defense.

what'd she smell like tho?

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a LOT of the worst criticisms of Captain Marvel and Brie Larson on this website are actually coming from more mature leftists who look down on this alt-right, women-hating movement but also realize that perpetuating it will validate the rest of you “incels” (not that I believe in that word—it is a voluntary choice to be so shitty and hate-filled) and propel you to continue living sad and intimidated, lonely lives. Enjoy figuring out which of these posts are from SJWs larping as “incels” and which posts are from truly lost miserable anons barking away in their safe space of male privilege. Either way if you don’t break out of this echo chamber soon you are never going to make it

Did you ask her to solve your incel problems?

take a knife and stab her
and then have a sex

This guy fucks

You ask her
if she post here?

WASH THE FLOOR! WITH BLEACH! NOW, BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!!

Spoiler alert, user? :/

lol her fake ass smile. not that your face is any better, but at least you're genuine

You should report that place for fungal infection in food preparing/serving area to relevant authorities.