What does it feel like getting slowly torn to shreds and devoured by a 1500lb kodiak grizzly bear?

god i want to hear that tape so bad

won't even be that great
just normies that think "its horrifying, spinechilling" etc. isis death videos are probably worse.

oof ow get off it hurts

Fuckin whipipo, d00d

His girlfriend attacked the bear with something while he was screaming for her to run away. So the bear killed her.

What does it feel like to take a little tumble down a cliff?

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>People that get uncomfortable listening to a guy getting eaten alive by a bear are "normies"

Do you even realize what a caricature you have cultivated yourself into?

i just watched this. the fuck is wrong with this nigga?

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Have sex

tfw u will never get vored

>that pic
Overcompensating manlet.

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I've heard a lot of animals will go for the jugular and suffocate you so you stop squirming but bears will just eat you alive because they don't give a fuck, so probably not very good.

Bruh. What did OP do to you?

Ive heard the tape. Ive worked with field biologists that have studied bears in Alaska. The tape was submitted to the team to verify the presence of a single male bear. It was known to have been a bear that is killed, but on the off chance it wasn't alone audio samples were listened to. No one else should ever hear this tape.

cool story bro!

If you listen to interviews, you’ll see that Alex Honnold actually knows what he’s doing. He understands the risks and treats them with respect. He practices the route over and over with ropes until he has it down cold to manimize any chances of failure.

>In my journey as a filmmaker I have been afforded a lot of notoriety. One such example will always perplex me. The attention given to me on a popular website known as Yea Forums.
>They have curious wonderings about the penguin which crossed my path in Antarctica. Why it headed to the mountain and their own curiosities raise even more in themselves. They have a fascination with Timothy Treadwell. The work he has done, the work I did showing him. Was I right in what I chose to show?
>Many people look outward and look to animals for signs of their own humanity. What is our purpose? Why are we here? Do animals wonder these things? I explored the world to find such revelations. On this Yea Forums, they explore others, without ever leaving. They are a cage, but one they created. Ever lasting freedom and knowledge at their fingertips in a grand emporium of information. They chose to spend their time on topics many consider trivial. Are they? They matter so much to these people. Was Treadwell wrong to be obsessed with bears? Are scientists wrong to explore the arctic? Who are we to judge those that also judge?
>I wish them well in their journey, and hope they find something to continue to look for and not repeat a cycle of decay. They have wonder sparked in their minds and that is the essence of humanity.

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>No one else should ever hear this tape.
???

Google doesn't know it.
Where did he say that?

Provably bullshit

no need to lie man

Backcountry has a good bear attack

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are you retarded?

Dumb ass faggot

>Go on Youtube
>search Grizzly Man Audio Tape
>results

Is this it? I mean this is pretty fucking horrifying regardless

I saw a small bear cub when I was in Siberia last month. Walked away, I was too scared to even run, thought it could be seen as more threatening if the mother was in close proximity.

No, it's fake. Real ones have never been released.

checked

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hm

that's what makes it so tantalizing. What does that sound like?

timothy treadwell called the bear the n-word. that's why herzog was so appalled.

How do we get the tape?

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your brain shuts down from the initial shock, so probably not that much.

“Get out of my tent you fucking nigger bear” is actually what was said

His sister has it. You could ask nicely if she would post it here.

>Has the audio of the attacks been publicly released?

>No. The tape is privately owned by a friend of Treadwell's, who has herself never listened to it. The tape is currently in a safe deposit box. Audio clips occasionally surface online purporting to be the authentic audio, but several officials involved in the investigation of Treadwell's death, having heard the actual tape, have stated that all online versions are fakes, citing the fact that most of these fake recordings contain growls and roars from the bear. In the real audio, the bear is silent, and the only sound are the screams of the humans.

Nah brah...you get to feel it

They break your jaw first

Probably similar to you attacking a dozen mcdoubles.

Zoz

And with that unfortunate sissy voice he either feigns or suppresses.

probably much less clear than you're imagining. it was a stormy night.

You can imagine. According to reports it’s mostly silent, while he tells his girl to run away while she can, and he attempts to fend it off with a frying pan.
Would probably be incredibly disturbing but a person shouldn’t be reduced to a gore thread meme, even an idiot like Treadwell. At this point I’m actually glad it hasn’t been released, if only out of human decency, as gay as that probably sounds.

Now that the dust has settled...

...was it suicide?

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Whatever you've heard, it's fake. The original is 6 minutes long and goes a bit differently

>Here is a man who managed to get himself and his girlfriend eaten, and you know what? He deserves Werner Herzog.

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None and I repeat NONE of us has or will ever hear the tape. So behave boy.

the tape is like that funkytown video, but with less town and more funk

At least he is more well trained for his insanity compared to grizzly man.

kek

bingo bango bongo yes. he masters the difficult parts before foregoing the ropes