Saturday night

Mainly posting webms.

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I have no life, no friends, and am addicted to Yea Forums
I also don't work on the weekends so I have nothing else to do

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I just realized that's Bane and Scarecrow having a showoff lol

Dan's not going to have any kids, is he?

I'm the president of my fraternity pregaming before our party tonight watching always sunny on Hulu. I look at my phone during the commercials

Because I don't want to go out in the cold and snow. We got like 6 inches today and that's just piling on top of the snow we've had for months.
Now tell me what movie to watch, damnit.

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blue brothers

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Dee dee na na na
Saturday night, I feel the air is getting hot
Like you baby
I'll make you mine, you know I'll take you to the top
I'll drive you crazy

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I have the flue, so I'm chilling back and playing magic with this guy that has a crush on me.

Just find a bar and go out
It'll get better
Based
What's your career

You like him back?

I work at a hospital.
It's a very basic job (I don't have a college degree), but I've been there a while and like it and it keeps the lights on.

This is the only place I belong.

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Yeah it's pretty ok. he cute

To post Daisy

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we have to cope with our loneliness together, user

Because I'm a loser.

if i went out people would just think i was a serial killer

Being alone in front of my pc is the only thing I want to do.

It's Sunday afternoon here. Long weekend so I get to sleep in tomorrow morning.
>tfw never able to sleep in past 9am anymore

I‘m a 29yo friendless hikki virgin.
I have nothing better to do but shitposting and reading threads here.
I don‘t have a job, never had one so I‘m here every night.

Kinda don‘t know what to do in the coming weeks now that True Detective season 3 is over, Project Blue Book almost over and I even finished my yearly sopranos rewatch.

There is no movies that interest me right now that I could pirate.
No videogames currently out there either that interest me.
Life can be really boring, maybe I will take the time and reorganize my porn collection or download more.

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>29, never had a job
How is that even possible? And also where do you live/how do you eat?

i managed to get a DUI 6 months ago and now all i do is sit inside and meditate

I live with my parents and they pay for all my stuff.

>He has a schnauzer terrier
Based .

had to google his age... we have the same age and height. fuck

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>reorganize my porn collection
how many gb?

I try to alternate between reading, movies, games, etc. so that I never get too bored. more interests the better.

I usually eat good stuff and whatever my mom cooks, shes a god tier chef and makes me sous vide and bakes me cakes and stuff.
Parents also buy me lots of candy.

I live in europe, dont wanna say where to not attract niggers to my country.

Waiting to die

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I estimate it right now to be at around 1300GB.
There is so much stuff that I havent even watched but still have on my harddrive.
Sorting that stuff is a pain in the ass and my porn collection is as messy as my room would be if my mom wouldn‘t clean it every week.

Minnesota?
Watch Layer Cake.

You realize consuming entertainment media is only one interest, right?

You should get a waifu so you can post them on Yea Forums all day, it's very satisfying

oh you're playing pretend right duh sorry

Reminder that there are incel jannies cleaning up the board on a Saturday night instead of going out like normal people. The kicker of it all, hm? They do it for free! Lmao!

No not pretending. I have a somewhat comfy NEET life but its really going nowhere and I don‘t experience much daily.

Pornstars count as waifus right?

God how sinewy her nude body must be

Maiking pork chops (:

I’m older, married and just found out the wife is pregnant. My partying days are behind me and I’m ok with that. Also I work from home and only leave to go to the gym or out to eat. Life is pretty comfy atm. I’ve been here off and on since about 2007 and I’m cool with that.

I'm stuck at work for the next 11hrs because of the snow, but I'm here all the time anyway.

Oh, also to post some jennies wherever applicable... and I was also thinking about making a Lacey Chabert/Hallmark thread later (because her new movie premiers tomorrow).

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Sounds based user

that's your perspective

damn, which chick do you have the most of?

pornfus kind of count but its difficult to find pictures of them to post that are acceptable on blue boards

>he's only 5' 5"

what do you think a good age to have kids is? Im scared im going to party too hard and suddenly find myself 35 and single

I‘d say Maria Rya, I have like all her videos, all her picture sets and even recordings from her early webcam days.
Its like a couple hundred gigabytes.
actually its hard to tell if I have all her content, at this point its just too much to count.

>its difficult to find pictures of them to post that are acceptable on blue boards
I know man, I even made hundreds of somewhat worksafe webms from her videos that I post on blue boards that dont show her tits or perfect innie.
From her pic sets I can only use a few chosen pictures.
Kinda sucks.

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Meh should have posted a higher pic.
hope this ones better.

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working night shift and got tired of playing Factorio. Gonna browse for a bit and jump back in

I’m 36 dude. I almost gave up but met a great girl and settled down. I partied hard til my early 30s. Don’t do the same. The one thing that worries me is not being able to do all the cool things with my son because I’m too old lol. But you gotta be picky at the same time. Find a girl who doesn’t show her ass on Instagram and is somewhat traditional.

how did you find her?

On FarmersOnly.com

>too lazy to improve life
>too lazy to end life

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We met at work when we were younger. I was a bartender and she was a host. Met up again years later and hit it off.

Just lean back and wait bro.
Life ends at some point anyways.

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not familiar with her but she cute

and the best thing is she really enjoys that and it shows.

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I honestly can't imagine anywhere I'd rather be. Am I broken?

No user you're perfect to me

where else is there anyway?
when Yea Forums or Yea Forums dies I probably gonna an hero

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I'm in medical school and I have no life. Will be a doctor in one year.

Fucked a thin white girl with a big ass 4me yesterday so that was something

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>Project Blue Book almost over
fuck thats lame
I want season 2 already but its probably gonna take a year and there is only shit til then on tv.

>Will be a doctor in one year.
isn't this total assrape?
shit working times with shifts, and touching fucked up people and shit?

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Post some of these webms.

>Saturday night
>on Yea Forums
>Mexicans in the complex are using the common area to cook shit so I can't smoke outside
wtf I wish I voted for trump now

I just had a date that went terribly, though she was pretty boring and plain so I didn't lose out on much. I've accepted an engineering job in Colorado that pays almost $80,000 starting in nine days though, so I hope starting all over across the country will be great for me

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sure now I got my ass up from my bed and back to the PC.

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>in a hotel
>wife sleeping
>watching cam of capt marvel on tablet

ayo puta madre hombre u in da wrong barrio holmes

I mean it's okay. It's a respected career and I'll be looking at maybe $230K a year after residency (another 3 years) because I'm not interested in super competitive specialties. Hoping to just be a regular jackoff working 9 to 5 with a year of vacation or something. I'm in a lot of loan debt though. No career is perfect.

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Have sex

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sounds like absolute assrape tho
I dunno how you wagecucks can do that.

with what? my hand?
maybe later

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Based. Her body is insanely hot. I know I had some of her saved somewhere on this computer but can't find them. Maybe they're gifs in which case fuck knows what filename they're under.

aw shit I posted the wrong webm
sorry guys. didn't want to post nsfw stuff.

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Oh yeah it's gonna suck. Hoping that when I'm making real money I can just fuck high class escorts and 18 year old thots looking for a sugar daddy. idk

besides her slightly uneven tit and her tattoo she is perfect.
I'm kinda sad that she is about to hit the wall, shes like 29 or so and these chicks usually dont age that well.
at least she produced enough high quality content.

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How many years does it take to go from starting medical school to actually being paid for being a doctor, and how much does the schooling cost?

I have a relative that works in a hospital, dude only has horror stories about this job.

It's almost 6 AM and I just got home from my bartender job
Got my dick sucked in the staff toilet by a bar chick, but I would never take such a thot to my house, I prefer sleeping alone

I'm playing Ass Creed Odyssey because it's on my backlog, and whacking it to TayTay. Pls don't hurt me.

nothing wrong in clearing out the backlog.
I still gotta finish REmake2, spend more time shitposting about it than actually playing it.

I think it depends on your field of medicine. Is your relative a physician or nurse or PA or something else? It makes a difference. Nursing requires relatively little formal education but they get good pay and flexibility, but they get the shittiest jobs out of everyone because they're dealing with patients the most. Doctors go through the most bullshit in terms of training, but inpatient medicine rarely has you touching/interacting with patients.

I hope to go to outpatient family medicine, see folks when they're okay and not totally fucked up and just adjust medications and shit. Shouldn't be so bad, most people I see in these positions are fairly happy. The amount of respect I get from saying "I'm going to be a doctor in one year" is kind of crazy. I've seen girls go from totally disinterested to perking up immediately. Funny stuff.

In the United States, you have 4 years of education (two years of pre-clinical education meaning in a classroom, and two years of clinical education where you're sort of just in the hospital learning random shit) followed by residency which can range from 3 (emergency medicine, internal medicine, family medicine, pediatrics) to I think like 5-6 years for surgery.

In residency, you usually get paid like 50-70k depending on your location and year. You're considered a doctor but need a fully fledged "attending" physician to oversee your work. As an attending you get full pay which can range from 200k to over a million dollars if you're a trauma surgeon working in LA (requires additional training beyond residency called fellowship).

Price for schools vary, mine is a little expensive but after 3 years and taking very liberal loans (I don't give a shit about expenses and live like a king vs some of my fellow students who are incredibly frugal) I'm in 300k of debt. I should expect to be in 400kish of debt by the end of my formal education.

Why didn't you fuck her user?

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>Why didn't you fuck her user?
I'm not gonna fuck some drunk bar slut who probably has 7 STDs

Don't be a pussy, transmission for the scarier diseases isn't "that" high. Even rates of transmission from HIV infected needles isn't that great. If you catch the clap you can cure that p quick too.

I thought better of you user.

This is why I think becoming a doctor is a scam. It takes way too long and costs way too much

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At least you had a gf
imagine going to Disneyland and having a perfect day with Jenny hahaha
how crazy would that be?

I don't even fucking know man I wish I didn't exist

I push further into the embrace of death with every passing day I avoid my responsibilities as a social animal, this place smells like incipient death so I congregate here on saturday night's to commiserate with my fellow niggers of the soul

>went out
>saw my brother and his friends
>everyone is in a relationship
>all their gfs ask me why im alone when im so handsome and smart
i just can't anymore lads

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You don't become a doctor for the money. If you want to go into medicine for the money go into nursing, NP, or PA.

>You don't become a doctor for the money
Why do you go then? The job itself seems utterly disgusting to me, and there are other professions that are highly respected by society.
Nothing grosses me out more than hospitals and sick people.

>handsome and smart
cry harder

I worked out all fucking day. My wife is home sleeping next to me. I'm right where I need to be.

The reasons are intangible and abstract, don't worry about it.

Going to a bar alone as a straight man is one of the most depressing things you can do. Done it plenty of times expecting anything and nah you'll just wind up as that guy in the corner who leaves after two beers

>Done it plenty of times expecting anything and nah you'll just wind up as that guy in the corner who leaves after two beers
I've done it plenty of times overseas and always ended up meeting people.
Doing it in my own country I'd have no confidence to talk to anyone though.

>how crazy would that be?
Especially if it was your first time there and she could excitedly experience the park through your eyes (she actually does this).

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>Wife
Your life is over, so yeah

good taste, user

It's only just begun my friend.

why does life have to be this way?
she's not the greatest, but neither am I. but the prospect of spending an entertaining, loving day with an e-celeb is more heartening than

>bad taste in entertainment
>bad taste in games
>bad taste in women
p a t h e t i c

y-you t-too

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>Why are you here?
i draw

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I gave up drinking for Lent and I wanted to have a nice night in.

bruh...

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Feel you bro, got dumped right after our anniversary right before Valentines day. Found her on tinder with all the nice photos I took of her

Been doing a lot of soul searching but I think now's the time to make the move out of my old apt and start this company. You'll find your person. Whore's gonna whore. We'll find another whore who sticks around longer eventually

Same here. Are you the autistic messy room meme portrait drawer?
Also I have no friends or reason to leave the house

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For you

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Got sent to San Francisco with work for a few months

Don't know anyone here, spent the day exploring but didn't really feel like drinking alone in a bar

I'm a NEET.

is this your first job out of undergrad?

I spent 5 years on a shit engineering PhD and make 80k/year. Yeah, I have no debt but when you're making >$200k/year then who gives a shit about $300k of debt?

based

well if you read that pic you might see why making 200k a year isn't as great as it sounds for a doctor.

btw I have no college degree and started working after highschool, I made 70k~ last year and was making close to 50 by my second year working. I currently have almost 200k saved at 25.

I'm well aware that it's possible to make good money without a college degree. That was my plan, but I listened to my parents against my better judgement.

My date cancelled on me

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have sex

>that fade to black like I'm waking up from a wonderful dream

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Literally can't get her out of my head. I feel utterly uninterested in anyone that isn't her.

Just got home from seeing Captain Marvel with some friends. Ok movie. Now posting some pics of an ex on Yea Forums before wiping the hard drive since a buddy said keeping that stuff was unhealthy.

>seeing captain slaw
No wonder your ex left you, she can do way better

Fair enough. The fact she married the guy she cheated on me with kinda stung. Brie Larson isn't great in it. Samuel Jackson carried the movie on his back.

you sound like a total bitch honestly, she dodged a bullet with you

i have the bad kind of autism, the kind you can't get help for

christ that's brutal, my condolences
this is part of the reason I don't even try with women, I'm terrified of shit like this happening to me

Why don't ypu fuck a hooker user? It did wonders for me

I usually buy games 2 years after release when they're only 20 bucks each, or gets released on PS+. It's a pretty good deal