*teacher rolls in the tv*

>it's a docu about the stages of pregnancy and childbirth featuring a middle aged lady with an impressive bush

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>03/09/19(Sat)20:07:39

>03/09/19(Sat)20:07:38

guys, stop breaking Yea Forums with your time travelings

>it's a have to conceal my boner under the table episode

>oh god. Flowers for algernon again?

>it's a the teacher gets embarrassed at the sex scenes in 300 so he has to leave the class room while all the students laugh at him him episode
wew lads

>plays Schindler's List
>some kid laughs throughout the movie

>youtube.com/watch?v=Uwarhzl76D8
>it's a dinosaur episode

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>its a "hot girl sitting across from me is wearing a skirt and i can see her panties" episode

the only thing my teachers ever showed was bill nye

>have universal remote pic related
>mess with tv/vcr everytime
>chinese kid in front middle desk in charge of fast forwarding commercials
>keep hitting play
>everyone starts shitting on him
good times
>every classroom had a tv with cable mounted in the corner
>turn on tv multiple times a week for the whole year
>max volume
>someone rats me out in the last marking period

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>teacher either comes up to the projector during a sex scene and says "NO NO, CAN'T SHOW THAT IN A CLASS" and tries to block off part of the projection or just skips past the scene altogether
Man I'll just say at least the college professors don't act like complete prudes with the movies.

>01:07:38
01:07:39

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Looking back at my time in school, I'd say a good half of classtime was wasted. Just bullshit filler and babysitting. And then the teacher subsidizes this failure to teach with homework that took up my free time as a kid. Such a shitty system.

>its a nigress backtalks the teacher and gets kicked out of class episode

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>it's prime Olivia Hussey time
>have to wait 10 minutes after movie ends to stand up

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He said Anus

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>Its a take the clock off the wall while the teacher isnt looking, wind it forward 20 minutes, put it back, and convince her to let us out early episode
The lads impressed me with that one

In my school it would be any of these 3 (I still believe they had only 3 vhs):

>mulan
>dbz broly
>fast and furious 1

The best part was the kids fighting to be broly or vin diesel.

>I'm broly
>no I'm broly
>I said first
>I'm broly not you
Kids would escalate to kicks and punchs to decide who had the right to be broly and generally there would be 4 to 5 kids fighting.

>High school american history class
>Saving Private Ryan followed by Forrest Gump

>have math in the AV room which is shaped like a lecture theatre
>tv above teachers head that she cant see
>people constantly turn it on
>whole class is just people melodramatically reacting to the TV
good shit

>The ones I remember

The Patriot
Coach Carter
Remember the Titans
Romeo + Juliet
Mr. Smith Goes to Washington
Fail-Safe
To Kill a Mockingbird

>character has your name
>everyone in the class turns to look at you

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Had a Vietnam Vet teacher who showed us Platoon once.

I remember watching the flinstones viva rock vegas at school on one of those

>AP English Literature (high school)
>Watch Troy instead and then talk about it for the test
no joke

GOLGI BODIES

Friends Uncle who'd served over there, came to our class my junior year for a little q&a.
>"How many of you have ever heard the saying 'If you weren't there, shut your mouth'.?"
>"..Good, that's good. I'm glad."

>riding fancy coach bus home from field trip 4 hours away
>teacher lets us pick a movie to watch on the tvs overhead
>all of the guys ask to see titanic
>she puts the titanic VHS tape in
>Kate's topless scene comes on
>Entire bus explodes into chaos as the teacher desperately tries to find the fast forward button

>freshman year history class
>old teacher man shows the 20 minute Omaha beach scene on the projector

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>It's 9/11
>sit in silence at these impressive visual effects
>when is spiderman turning up?
>spider man never turned up

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No wonder murricans are so fucking dumb

>math class
>we’re watching October sky AGAIN

Kek based

>Braveheart, Gladiator, Hard Times, Saving Private Ryan

Lol oh yeah? College proffessors dont fast forward through the sex scenes when they show you movies? What are you 18?

Things we watched in school:

American Pie (Unrated version)
South Park
Family Guy

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BILL BILL BILL BILL

Kinos that you watched when this happened - Pride and Prejudice (1995).

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A sixteen year old is never in her prime

Time to get comfy as fuck: youtu.be/tEs-xdEqUrE

based

Triumph of the Will again?

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One of my teachers was a scaremonger who kept showing us things like Hotel Rwanda, Sicko, The Day After Tomorrow and some Nelson Mandela film.

Romeo and Juliet (1968)

youtube.com/watch?v=XDv-iV1gFgo

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I forgot about that part of watching TV as a child

i think it was 5th grade or so, my science teacher basically just used Bill Nye vids to do the teaching for her

>Monday chapter overview
>Tuesday/Wednesday Bill Nye Tape
>Thursday review
>Friday test

shit was cash, everyone got at least a B and we actually were learning since it wasnt just a bored teacher droning on while we tried not to fall asleep

this actually happen i dont think it was schindlers list tho

by far and away the best adaptation.

Do public schools still use these dinosaur tier tv’s? We were mostly using the smartboard projectors to watch educational kinos in high school towards my graduation (class of 2016 here)

>tfw watching the world cup and insulting the refree along with the teacher
good times

i miss all the whale tail in HS

both 2cute4me

Happened only in high school

The 3 Amigos
youtube.com/watch?v=Zh7eAG2jJkA

I knew a guy who sat at the back of the class whenever we would have movie day to jack off and sleep

we had those smart things in late high school
but some boomer teacher had us mount the blackboard back because he didnt like it

>It's a David Macaulay episode

fuck yes, you are the best class ever.

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High school teachers have to act like no teen has ever been exposed to racey shit and use the movies as filler, whereas most of the classes I took with movies used them as part of the curriculum and there was no pretending like anyone wasn't used to it.

>teacher pauses the movie after hitting play
>"okay class, you know the drill... we have a no singles policy"
> look around and all my mates are already paired with girls

I remember soldiers coming to my cub scouts group and the other kids were asking them how many people they'd killed. It was embarrassing for me even then because the group leader explicitly told us not to beforehand.

Based and redpilled

literally me

i got caught

fuck i was stupid

>trying to watch the movie and take notes

>can't hear over all the other kids having sex while the teacher got high in the coatroom

good times

This

>college
>watching movies
Yikes, which community college did you fags go to?

>1st grade
>nap time
>everyone chooses a spot on the floor to sleep on a mat
>always lie down directly next to the teacher's desk so that when she went to sit down she had to step over my face
>she wore long flowing skirts and thong underwear
>she took long, wide steps over my face every single day giving me an extended view of her 30 year old ass

I think she knew brehs

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Jelly

>no this is a completely crucial lesson for a kindergarten class

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KINO
I
N
O

anybody remember a video from the 90's about some kids that were in a post apocalyptic world and lived in a library where they learned about the dewey decimal system? think some weirdos invaded and wanted to destroy all the books in the world of some shit. I remember watching it in my schools library.

>a 6 year old having any sex drive higher than 0

not buyin it

>history class
>teacher makes us watch Shindlers List

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Your school didn’t have period bells?

>its a science class episode and all the kids get to see a real child birth
why did we vote for this

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>history class
>teacher laughing at Schindler's List

>religion teacher makes us watch cartoon about the old testament
>gory as fuck, 90% of it are beheadings and slaughtering

kek

>it's a the dumb janitor didn't lock the period bells control so the usual madman rings it and everyone leaves school 20 minutes early episode

this happened at your school?
lmao

>Hey kids time for an existential meltdown (also nipples)
youtube.com/watch?v=igSecV-wUj4
youtube.com/watch?v=IrBQii4P3vc

>supersize me starts playing

The land before time plays

>one stupid ass kid acts up
>teacher wastes 5-10 minutes of class time getting him to shut up
Really the teachers' hands are tied now. In CA at least they literally don't let you fail kids and hold them back. I worked in a school for a bit and it's baffling how we've let it become so shitty.

half of our janitors is public schools are literally retarded, the state puts them there as some sort of welfare, at least they pretend to do something

>stossel teaches us about capitalism
>all the kids, even the anti-bush ones, agree with it

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our bells were on an electronic system in the office

>nude scene
>everyone starts screaming and making animal noises
all boys schools are fun sometimes

>that one older male teacher with suppressed rage issues that would slam tables and angrily scold you for wrong answers
>that one madman student that constantly pushed his buttons resulting in a fucking chair being thrown

Who caught you?

>>*teacher rolls in the tv*
>asks me to step in the hall for a chat
>dread whats coming
>takes me to the bathroom
>takes me into a lockable stall
>makes me suck his dick and finger his ass
>eat his load and say thank you
>tfw i got a 100% of the movie report

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this is the kind of shit i was shown in school

youtube.com/watch?v=6DzzPDnIKtQ

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yeah ours too but we had these panels on walls for emergency manual control that are supposed to be locked

a girl sitting 2 desks away dropped her pen ( i did not notice, as i was busy) and next thing i know the lights are on and i'm gettin hauled to the principals office

Jeez, remember the name of it?

HAVE YOU EVER

EVER FELT LIKE THIS?

DO DO DO DO DOOOOOOOOOOOO
DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOO

>a coach is hung over
Remember the Titans or Rudy
>Lazy science teacher
October Sky or Bill Nye
>A well meaning English teacher
The Crucible with Daniel BASED Lewis
>Bored history teacher
Glory

>getting older and realizing how dumb the average early childhood education major is
>realizing how dumb your fucking teachers actually were, only seeming smarter because you were 10

It's just glorified babysitting where you're thrown into a mediocrity melting pot with society's lowest common denominator so that your mom can get her nails done

EH REH
youtu.be/0FLQ_h_LaqA

What's wrong with Mississippi?

Kek I just went to the bathroom to fap like a normal person. All the thicc ass girls wearing yoga pants with their ass cheeks bouncing around as they walked how could I not. Schools need uniform/dress codes

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>Schools need uniform/dress codes
There's literally an entire fetish centered around this. Trust me it did not help

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whats the zoomer equivalent to this?

Getting shot to death

well have to wait a while for them to get here and feel nostalgic

>when the teacher wheels in the laundry cart full of bulletproof vests

no, it was at least 15 years ago, it was on vhs, probably low budget european production

>teacher sticks a sheet of paper with one of these on the board
>tells students to scan it

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>physics class
>teacher shows footage of some guy's reconstructive facial surgery
>some kid has to pass out face first on the floor for him to notice that the whole class isn't feeling so good
I won't pretend I was doing great either.

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>be in 6th grade
>6th grade field trip
>people that didnt want to go stayed behind and are put into a room
>teacher let us watch movies
>one movie had a dude getting impaled by that toll booth shit to stop cars from coming in
>the other was titanic
>nude scene comes up
>all the boys gathered around the tv
>samoan kid grabs the remote and kept rewinding the tape
>female teacher just sat and watch cause boys will be boys

the 90's was so based.

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>the principal all excited for the new electronic registry system with PDAs
>they barely work and get thrown in a room along with some other old shit like commodores
>school kids start arguing if the principal had a stake in all this

Friend of mine fainted when we were shown surprisingly gory work safety and first aid videos.

>be me in grade 6
>french immersion school in canada
>quebec teachers
>go see some no name french movie at the theater for a field trip
>its meh but in the last 20 or so minutes the two main characters (1 man 1 woman) just out of fucking NOWHERE get butt naked and start doing really fetishy stuff to each other
>dude takes whipcream out of the fridge and spray it all over her tits
>then puts pineapples on them and starts eating it off her
>my glass goes wild
based frenchies

>sex ed in catholic school
>watching a video about teen moms
>girl starts talking about her first gangbang and mentions walking out of a bedroom at a party with her face covered with cum

>same class
>my friend and I taking the piss
>ask the teacher why we shouldnt masturbate
>she tells us that we might end up realizing we can do it better than a girl can

That class was amazing

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>music class christmas concert
>that kid starts throwing his spit inside of the flute like he's giving benediction

>be me
>9am
>in remedial class
>stoned because remedial class
>teacher wheels in tv and shows anti drunk driving piece featuring pic related
Not a great start to the day

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o shit

Best thread bump

AH-BLOH-BLOH!

what did me in was a high school teacher panicking because she lost her answer key. i understand not remembering every single thing, but if all you do is teach the same shit over and over again shouldn't you have a pretty good grasp of what the answers are?

i honestly haven't learned shit in high school and my first semester of college was hell because i was entirely unprepared. it's partially on me because i could have pursued AP classes but i was too lazy so i only took a few honors classes in the beginning and then stuck with regular classes.

>it's gay porn
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

>i was stoned because i was in remedial class
faggot, you were in remedial class because you were stoned. go straight or kill yourself, bro

>>she tells us that we might end up realizing we can do it better than a girl can
male or female teacher?

Female

kek based teacher. was she older?

What did he mean by this

>teacher plays some ambient rainforest music CD to calm us
>everybody starts giggling when a dripping water sound starts playing

Yeah like 50-ish

JAJAJAJAJA

stand and deliver

>computer lab is closed for the afternoon because some jackass got into the deepfreeze master settings and made all of the desktop wallpapers dolphin porn

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I was in the last drivers ed class you could take in school and get school credit plus all your driving time you needed for your license. This was 1993. Every video they showed us was filmed in the late 50's, early 60's. California looked comfy. Nothing but white people, sunny weather, people looked nice.

>gets you interested in the drugs that you otherwise would never have known existed

and yet not a single time was I ever approached and offered free drugs, fucking bullshit

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>nature documentary
>eagle drops a rock on its prey while flying
>yell "OHHHH THAT'S GOTTA HURT"

>Hey kids you want some LSD that cost me $200

>*teacher rolls in the tv*

> says it's time to play our secret naked game

> I cry

We always got independence day. despite being Australian.

>in AP psychology class
>reading chapter about how drugs affect the brain/consciousness
>LSD page
>says it's non-addictive
>almost all traces flushed from your body within a week
>trip lasts from 4-15 hours
>only takes a tiny amount to have a psychedelic affect
>non-toxic
>studies done in 60's show it can help depression and alcoholism
>shown to only be dangerous in people severely mentally unstable or when taken in unfamiliar environments

Even my teacher agreed it's like the perfect drug.

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Why not the road warrior? Also s11e5 of the Simpsons

I never understood why my friends wanted to do heroin. Every band I liked broke up or someone died from using heroin. I lived right outside of Baltimore in the 90's and heroin was going around. Smoking pot and taking acid was something your parents probably did or you knew someone who's parents did. No one fucked with heroin except failed musicians
>pic not related

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BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL

Retrotech based

>learning about the Greeks
>bring in Disney’s Hercules

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Gattaca
Osmosis Jones
Remember the Titans

who else /voyageofthemimi/

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this again

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>boat safety video
>seeing a crying girl run out of a classroom showing car crashes

>GOLGI BODIES

Koin is that you?

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>sex ed video from the 70s
>can’t see anything through bush

>4th or 5th grade class
>9/11 happens
>Teacher comes and turns on TV
>Mom picks me up
>Takes me to the park and tries to explain to me the gravity of the situation
>im a little shit amd don't care just wanna get home and play N64

Same thing when that space shuttle blew up

>tfw too busy fantasizing about having sex with literally every female in the classroom to pay attention to what's on the screen

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we saw the drug movies in 8th grade
took the fear out using LSD

>Ben
>Fucking
>Afflek

>alright now which button on this thing gets the movie playing
Wtf my school days were more kino than i thought.
I want it back dammit

>Biology class
>Learning about parasites or some shit
>Teacher spends a class playing the FlukeMan episode of the XFiles

I have no doubt they just wanted to watch X Files that day because we didn't learn jack shit

>Hey Mrs K, what's your favourite scene in The Godfather?
>You know the scene I love most? "It was you, Fredo!"

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HOW STRANGE THINGS HAPPEN
ARE YOU GOING ROUND THE TWIST

>tfw none of my schools had nap time

We watched Harryhausen. Either Clash of the Titans or Jason and the Argonauts.

>1st grade
>nap time
Lol i think this user rode the short bus

Haha i once flushed computer bits down the toilet because frick school.
I got caught though.

>walking to class
>can hear the 15khz EEEEEEEE from the other side of the door
>already know it's a movie day before even opening the door

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>teacher turns on Loose Change
Good times

>nap time
goddamn I hated preschool. Nap time was fucking insufferable because I never had to sleep. So every day I was forced to just lay there on those plastic mats for what felt like an eternity

This but with boobs.
There was this one girl in my senior year who didn't know i could see her nipples everyday.

the 3D environment for this intro is still insanely sick.

Based boomer britbong brother

>that kid who tried to add "witty" commentary to what was happening on the screen
>he just ends up pissing off the other kids and the teacher
>keeps trying it again and again, hoping to redeem himself
>he ends up being totally ostracized and a social pariah

I was that kid.

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please tell me you remember the name

>middle school
>school decides its a great idea to have an assembly about columbine
>barely mention eric harris or dylan klebold or even the shooting at all
>instead talk about one specific victim
>talk about how she apparently had precognition or some shit because she had drawn a picture of an eye crying 13 tears once, conveniently after she had died
>even as a stupid teenager I knew this was bullshit
>all the other kids thought the same

Thats how I learned about columbine. It was such a strange experience and thinking back on it its even more weird

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>tv in english class - shit
>tv in science class - good stuff
>tv in history - mixed bag
>tv in math - that one time the teacher was hung over and didn't bother to hide it

Was this back in 1999, or did your school randomly have a presentation about it years later?

this is evil

this was like late 2000s, it may have been the 10th anniversary of the shooting now that I think about it but I can't exactly remember when this was

>have adolescent boner that randomly springs up for literally no reason whatsoever
>teacher calls you to the front of the class to do a problem on the chalk board
>stall for time while tucking your boner behind your thigh before you have to get up

If you could focus on the topic at hand you wouldn't be getting random boners or posting about your random boners in a thread that has nothing to do with that topic.

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That's when you stick something in your pocket like a calculator, or just awkwardly keep one hand in your pocket.

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>marine ecology class
>teacher bitch makes us watch videos of disgusting parasites just to watch the kids get grossed out

>>it's a docu about the stages of pregnancy and childbirth featuring a middle aged lady with an impressive bush
that never happened

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Why would you do this to me, why would you make me remember this?

I'm really fucking glad we never watched Platoon because I have the same name as Dafoe's character

>elementary school
>hometown Olympian who won gold gives a school-wide assembly presentation about goals
>all the questions from kids ask if he met Michael Phelps and what Michael Phelps is like

same exact thing from the victims uncles son-in-law or something like that lmao

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pic related is the one i used, the one in my previous post was the next gen one i bought years later from wal mart when i lost the original one

>at Dave and Busters with my uncle and cousin
>turn off major sports game at the bar
>drunk starts raging
>uncle laughs but tells me to stop so we dont start a fistfight

>high school study hall
>it was in the cafeteria which had a couple tv's
>turn on every couple days
>subtle high pitched CRT noise in silent cafeteria
>mass confusion the first couple times
>no remote so teacher has to manually shut it off
>teacher gets exercise the rest of the year

>buffalo wild wings
>turn off multiple tv's
>managers skittering around like rats trying to get them all back on and figure who is responsible

>private school biology class
>only 1 black kid in the entire 9th grade
>teacher thinks he brought his tv remote from home for half the year
>searches his backpack multiple times over the course of the school year
>it was me
looks like he really dindu nuffin

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This show and Bill Nye.

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When the dunblane massacre happened our primary school (5 to 11 year olds, I was in the last grade) we had to go out into a courtyard area and planted a tree for them. our principal was a weird cunt, he had to 'ban pogs' and so called a whole school assembly where he turn up in this weird jew cap type thing, gave a speech about how executioners or judges wore caps and wigs and then banned them.

Because hallucinogen-induced persisting perceptual disorderdoesn't exist?

>be in 3rd grade
>substitute teacher that day
>sees Watership Down on the cart shelf
>"Oh, animated bunnies, that looks fun."
>Entire class crying hysterically within in the first 20 minutes as the rabbits are torn to pieces

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My girlfriend does
I really want to see it now

Tomes and Talismans

based mischief child

I had great subs back in the day
>a fucking master mason teaches us world religions
>takes trips to Israel for some reason
>during them gets replaced by an old punk rocker who talks about nihilism and shit
>biology teacher takes a break from teaching
>the sub brings his guns to school, shows us how to operate them

We watched apocalypse now last year English after reading heart of darkness, surprised that was allowed

Movies I watched in school:
Gone with the Wind
Lorenzo’s Oil
Supersize Me
Kingdom of Heaven
Romeo and Juliet
West side Story
To Kill a Mockingbird

Oh yeah, and Watership Down

wtf it's all cp you wild af

>school years
>teachers are mostly single, sensitive women
>injected their personal beliefs and politics into everything they '''taught''' us
No wonder things are so fucked now

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>hated naptime because I was never tired
>always put mat next to the big fishtank and hung out with the class turtle

His name was Chocolate.

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in high school almost all the female teachers were married or had long time boyfriends. even the young student teachers.

I've only ever watched Remember the Titans in school

>teacher puts on Romeo and Juliet
>edits out the bedroom scene

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>Going over ww2 in a high school history class
>Teacher mentions how he really wanted to show us clips from saving private ryan but couldn't due to the R rating
>Out of nowhere the next week he pulls the D-day scene up on youtube and shows us
He also showed us the entirety of Red October on the last few days of class, he was pretty based.

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>tfw watched Lion King while sewing

schindlers list has been mandatory viewing since its vhs release in the US

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One history teacher of mine showed us just that scene and nothing else on the cart-tv in middle school.
People laughed at the scene where the guy was crying for his momma.

>Round the Twist is notable for having pushed the boundaries of what is acceptable for children's television, to the extent that the Australian Children's Television Foundation had difficulty finding a distributor for it: according to the ACTF's marketing Manager Jenny Buckland, "the scripts were declared 'too rude', 'not for television' and 'outrageous'".[2]

>Some episodes include references to flatulence, defecation, urination, vomiting, body odor, underwear, birth (one involving a male), death, nudity, incest, genitalia, homosexuality, bestiality and coprophagia.

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im a 7th grade history teacher and i show gladiator, i dont give a fuck motha fucka

i also show prince of egypt

>It's an user starts daydreaming about terrorists or aliens invading the classroom and forcing everyone in class to pair up and mate episode
>Are there enough girls for all the guys?
>Does user outrank the other autists in the socio-sexual hierarchy enough to nab a qt?

H-hah, w-who would do something like that besides an aspie?

Exceedingly rare

In 10th grade my history teacher had us watch Platoon when we were doing the Vietnam war but he had to play it on mute and explain what was going on. Luckily me and my cousin watched it almost every weekend and were able to recite it line by line.

It's a WWII movie he got for free with the sunday edition of his favorite newspaper

*steal batteries out of remote before class*

>"Why wont this bloody thing work?"

>"Miss, its a touch screen!"

Are you autistic?

I remember that day in English when we all got to see that titty. Good times

At least mildly, yeah, probably, but i've never been officially diagnosed

>Flatulence: Season 1, ep.1 Skeleton on the Dunny;
>Defecation: Season 1, ep.2 Birdsdo; season 2, ep.12 Little Black Balls; season 4, ep.3 Linda Godiva;
>Urination: Season 2, ep.3 Little Squirt; Season 3, ep. 1 The Big Burp;
>Vomiting: Season 1, ep.5 Spaghetti Pig Out; Season 3, ep. 1 The Big Burp;
>Body odor: Season 2, ep.7 Smelly Feat;
>Underwear: (actual) Season 1, ep.8 Wunderpants; (referred to) season 2, ep.5 Nails;
>Birth: Season 1, ep.4 Cabbage Patch Fib; season 3, ep.1 The Big Burp; season 4, ep.13 Isle of Dreams;
>Death: Season 2, ep.4 Pink Bowtie, and implicitly most of the ghost stories;
>Nudity: Season 2, ep.11 Quivering Heap, Series 4, ep.3 Linda Godiva;
>Incest: Season 1, ep.9 Lucky Lips; Season 2, ep.9 Ice Maiden;
>References to genitalia: Season 3, ep.3 Whirling Derfish;
>References to homosexuality: Season 2, ep.5 Nails; Season 3, ep.8 Brainless;
>References to bestiality: Season 4, ep.4 Dog By Night;
>Coprophagia: Season 2, ep.2 Copy Cat;

>that teacher that tried to end all the black gangs starting shit by playing american history X to show the dangers of racism
>all it did was start a counter movement of skin head gangs that fought the black kids every chance they got

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i also watched something matching that description in grade 8 in the queensland public eductation system.

>in Europe they have bells when a girl gets her period
Why do you do this? Send embarrassing for the girls.

Stupid phone poster

used to have a teacher in hs who would come 15-20 minutes late obviously blazed out of his mind and put pirates of the caribbean 3 on every week
always number 3
i've still never seen the first two

That's nice user

It's a call back to when the church did it in ages past, warning that terror is near for anyone that approaches.

STOP IT FUCK I COME TO THIS PLACE TO ESCAPE MY MEMORIES NOT REMEMBER THEM

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>Japanese class
>Initially, teacher tries to teach us but it's clear only a handful of people give a shit
>Eventually she just gives up and just shows us anime for the rest of the year

ELIAS

stop it

>that chad kid who got the dvd player to work

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>the annoying asian kid who keeps trying to tell the teacher what to do and it still doesnt work

Movies / tv we watched in primary school
>back to the future
>art attack
>witches of england
I cant remember the real name
>the princess bride
>the secret garden
>some pirate cartoon with a character called bridey (or briday)
>monkey magic
If we were lucky

In high school
>rabbit proof fence
>picnic at hanging rock
>rabbit proof fence
>rabbit proof fence
>rabbit proof fence
We were allowed to bring n64s from.home in one day but it escellated in to a lord of the flies scenerio within minuits