Buy my fucking pillow

The opposite actually. The government is suing him for making a product that’s so good it’s unfair to other pillow manufacturers.

Yeah, no.

This. They don't want us to get a good night sleep without pills

its a pretty solid pillow. it just sucks cause you can't use your old pillows with it, you can only use it alone or with other mypillows.

What's wrong with them?

elaborate?

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I thought that was Gillian Anderson in the thumbnail.

*buys your pillow*
Heh, now it's MY pillow

>Lindell spoke at the 2019 CPAC conference, in which he praised Trump as "the greatest president in history".[23]

based

He'll fuckin cut you if he sees you with another pillow

You're just renting it

>Pillow is laid out for display at a bed bath & beyond
>Its a lumpy piece of shit
I seriously hope it feels better when you stick your dick in it.

$50 for a pillow? DOES IT CURE CANCER?!?!?

>drug addict who scams people with shit pillows us a Trump supporter
Wtf I love trump now

Former drug addict

Formerly on drugs

How much do you think pillows cost? Good ones cost a little money. It's never worth it to buy a cheap pillow.

>it's expensive so it's good

It's honestly a really nice pillow. Just gotta throw it in the dryer every once and awhile to fluff it up.

I didn't pay $50 for it though. Found it NIB in a dumpster.

you're now aware that he wears a cross and will not be able to unsee it

>it's expensive so it's bad

No?

LMAO

ITS THE MYPILLOW GUY!

Never said that
100% true with Apple products

I actually own one

HISPILLOW WILL NEVER BE YOURPILLOW

That guy never said
>it's expensive so it's good
just that cheap pillows are bad. "You get what you pay for" is very often true, but not always (like Apple products, or Sony Vaio computers)

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Nobody cares faggot.
actually, I care. Do you like it? What's it like? Is it cool?

CRACKHEAD

BITCH YOU EXPECT ME TO DRINK THAT PISSWATER

>but I pissed in it, just like you like it.

youtube.com/watch?v=o3gfV17wcL8

This is completely untrue recently, cheaper products lately tend to be quality since they have to be to compete with huge brands that sell odd their name alone, that said buying the cheapest thing available isn't the best idea either

>old cowtit hags
>bud
Yikes

fuckin' jews

I swatted at my PC screen when I opened that thumbnail and saw what she was holding

Don't you talk shit about my Vaio, bitch!

youtube.com/watch?v=D-lYBeM6zBs not the best public speaker, seems like a decent dude

Best sleep of your life my ass.

My parents have My Pillows in every bedroom because my dad swears by it. Sure, it’s a moderately comfy pillow but most pillows are. Whenever I visit my parents I still sleep like shit at night because your pillow plays about a 1% role in your ability to fall asleep.

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No way only 1% the support a pillow provides is huge

>doesn't recognize a good lay when he sees one
have sex

Learn a new insult

wow that movie trailer looked fucking stupid though shot like a My Pillow commercial

>decent dude
>former drug addict that sells overpriced, garbage pillows to the point of getting mountains of lawsuits over it
You just know if he was a jew /pol/ would be making 20 threads about him a day

incel

I'd even drink bud light lime to get with her

as long as the rental is one fee, he's well enough

>yikes
>learn a new insult
yikes

I usually don't even sleep on a pillow. I sleep on a bunched up blanket kinda like pic related. I obviously have a second blanket that covers my body.

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he meant an insult at himself, not whatever this is.

>I sleep on a bunched up blanket
same. comfy as fuck and beats pillows for side-sleeping. mattress is shit, so back-sleep for me is fucked no matter what

I have one as a extra pillow, but i prefer my old flatter pillow. dont like poofy pillows under my head

>beginning of commercial
>guy is wearing pajamas, disheveled, can't sleep
>ending of commercial
>guy is wearing blue shirt and cross just like Mike
DEEPEST LORE

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>tfw tempur pedic pillow and serta mattress

can sleep for days desu

get a tempur pedic mattress and we're talking businees

I used to sleep without a pillow - the mattress is basically just a giant pillow anyway.

Thought I was the only one

I don't think I'm ready for this commitment, MyPillow guy.

the serta is pretty damn good but yeah the tempur is the top dawg

based mike lindell poster

It's just a bunch of pieces of foam in it for $50 dollars

who is this goddess?

I need to start going to milf/cougar bars

too busty

>year of our lord and savior 2019
>owning a vaio

It's six years old and still going strong.

come out to your parents not us

they will sag

>ever being the only one to do a thing
far too high a population for any more of that, user

As much as I hate DAEposters, you know what I mean

>Try it
>Its fucking meh
>Buy 2pk memory foam pillow from Costco for 10 bucks
>Still good, using them like 2 years later

Fuck you Mike, overpriced shit

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you have shit taste

Any recs for pillow brands?

Feels like memory foam pillows are the future; at least, Costco is telling me so.

He invented the sleep institute just to give his pillow an award and put it in the commercial

I already have a hybrid memory foam mattress but not very happy with it.

I slept on an old fashioned bed spring mattress for years until the springs broke down and didn't know a mattress that included memory foam would feel so different.

I feel like the memory foam prevents me from moving around in my sleep and I don't really like that it does that.

I was used to waking up in random directions and dragon ball hair in the morning but not anymore and it feels like I sleep worst than before.

Don;t know if that means my body hates medium firm and prefers firm mattresses or my pillows need to be replaced.

Fuck, why was sleeping so easier back in childhood years compared to your adult years?

Was it because we were smaller so we could fight gravity better?

Go to bed mike
Or can you not sleep from your shit pillow

>He says as he paid 90 bucks for pillows

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based mike lindell

When it gets too cold the pillow is rock hard. When it gets too warm the pillow is mush. Need proper temps for tempurpedic efficacy imo

>I feel like the memory foam prevents me from moving around in my sleep and I don't really like that it does that.
Yea they say both memory foam mattresses and pillows are good for people who don't move around a lot when they sleep

If I was wealthy, I would buy new beds from hotels.

Heard mattress companies put effort when selling exclusive mattresses to hotels.

fourseasons.com/magazine/thrive/hotel-beds/

djdo2py1q6zlg.cloudfront.net/magazine/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/FSCOR-Mattress-Fact-Sheet-Print-CRPMRKS-3-2018.pdf

So like a 3000 dollar King Sized Mattress from 4 Seasons Hotels.

...

That's the problem. I think I enjoy the freedom of moving around. When I get into my memory foam mattress, I have to get in very slowly and carefully because it feels like I could accidentally sprain something.

I didn't have this worry on my old fashioned firm bed spring mattress.

I'm actually debating on returning my hybrid foam mattress for a firm mattress.

Maybe memory foam just isn't for me. Or I just had bad luck with my first memory foam mattress.

Beds are so complicated these days though. So many new made up bed terms. It feels like beds are trying to be smartphones with all these new terminingoly.

Can't they just be straightforward and just sell beds based on a person's height and weight just to make things simpler?

yeah I know what you mean. still better than any other pillow i've had though

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evidently, it's ideal to sleep [on your back] without much between your head and what you lie on, and a small cushioning for under the neck and a standard pillow under the knees should do.

>Can't they just be straightforward and just sell beds based on a person's height and weight just to make things simpler?
Everything is difficult nowadays and stresses me out.

You just KNOW Mike plowed her ass

My older brother had a memory foam mattress in the downstairs guest bedroom and I fucking hate sleeping on it. As soon as I lay down I sink an inch into it and feel totally immobilized. If I seep on my back my ribs hurt the next day because my shoulders are pushed forward all night long. If I try to sleep on my stomach I feel like the mattress is trying to suffocate me. So I usually sleep on the floor.

Overall, fancy pants bedding products fuck with your sleep. Sleep on a hard flat surface with something to prop your head up a couple inches. You’re not having trouble falling asleep because your body desperately needs to be on a surface that molds to your body and a pillow changes temperature according to the amount of heat emitted through your breathing while humming Ed Sheeran songs in your ear.

>dragon ball hair
kek

Does anybody have source on this woman? Please respond.

mmmmm mmm

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please be respectful

You know the medical reclining chairs they sell to dentists?

Anybody feel like dental reclining chairs that push you up or down when you are sitting, are oddly very comfortable?

Like I think I could sleep on those kind of dental chairs with no problem but they cost thousands of dollars, unfortunately.

Or maybe it's a placebo effect from the adrenaline rush from going to the dentist.

imagine thats the pillow you humped as a kid

WILL VAGINA EVER BE ABLE TO COMPETE IN YOUR LIFE AGAIN

Zoz.

Something about this guy strikes me as off.

Who hasn't been one these days?

THEIR TURNING THE FRICKEN FROGS GAY!

MAYBE THAT HES A CRACKHEAD JESUSFREAK HIDING IN YOUR BATHROOM MEDICINE CABINET

Scientists say we only use 1% of our pillows, until now. The MyPillow unlocks your full pillow potential .

Heh

>it's cheap so it's good
My mom does this and then doesn't buy a new pillow every year even though her piece of shit is all worn out already.

I never see anyone talk about the purple mattress cutie.

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My dad ordered one of these for me
It's alright, a little mushy

>2019
>BEING A NECKLET
LMAO

NO PILLOW MASTER RACE

He is the most fucking based pillow maker in the country. He is an American hero!

I'm interested in these. Anyone try Purple?

Yer mum liked his patented filll, OP.

I noticed this too, funny no other retards that browse this toilet helped shitpost this fact

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my pillow truly is /ourpilliow/

>That feels better
>I'm not gonna sit and hold this all night

everytime

i fuck mypillow and cum on it

fuck u i cum on cat it hiss at penis

you can if you jailbreak it

>I usually don't even sleep on a pillow. I sleep on a bunched up blanket
>I used to sleep without a pillow - the mattress is basically just a giant pillow anyway
>a standard pillow under the knees should do.

Don't ever show anyone IRL how you live.

Found the insecure 9th grader