>start a movie
>search for it's wikipedia article so I can understand what is going on
Start a movie
Jackson James
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Jeremiah Phillips
Patrician. When asked if you'd like to know more, the answer is always "Yes."
Joseph Martinez
Based
Ayden Anderson
>want to argue about a movie on 4channel
>don't actually watch the movie because that detracts from shitposting time and just read the plot summaries on wikipedia
Hunter Wood
>Want to argue about a movie on 4channel
>Don't even bother reading the plot summary because people get even more mad when it's clear I haven't even seen it
Elijah Bailey
>want to argue about movie on 4channel
>just reply with incel and cringe till i win
Sebastian Ramirez
>want to watch movie
>go to film's wikipedia article first for context
>go to director's wikipedia article
>look at other films he did
>open wikipedia article for a film he did in the early 1990s
>go to cast section
>see actor X
>go to actor X's wikipedia article
>look at filmography
>find an 1970s kirgisian film where he was an extra
>watch 1970s kirgisian film instead
every time
Jose Hill
>watch a movie
>start a thread about it on Yea Forums
Josiah Hernandez
the only way to purge the capeshit menace from our midst
Ethan Gomez
>don’t even watch a movie
>just start a thread about capeshit
Adrian Miller
>want to show gf movie
>she looks up the plot on wikipedia beforehand or during the movie
Isaiah Richardson
>read wikipedia plot to follow along
>accidentally spoil myself
Sebastian Russell
>constantly post about capeshit and starwars
>havent watched any of these movies for a decade
Ryder Green
>haven't seen a movie
>make a thread about the movie stating "just saw this, what did I think of it?"
William Robinson
>be blind
>still shitpost via speech-to-text about movies I've never seen and never will
Jack Bennett
>Watch movie
>Watch youtube video explaining it immediately afterwards because I am an autist
Jackson Thomas
Hi Tommy
Christian Sanchez
incel
Camden Rivera
>watch movie
>enjoy it
>go on Yea Forums
>turns out i didnt enjoy it
Adrian Parker
This happened to me with Liam Neeson and the reason I watched Krull.
James Sanchez
>watch movie
>wait until it is pretty obvious what the predominant sentiment on Yea Forums is on this movie
>start shitposting an opinion extremely opposite to that sentiment
>repeat the same thread daily for months
Owen White
>watch youtube video explaining movie completely
>watch movie with family/friends later and pretend I can predict and understand everything in the movie and act like it's very formulaic and boring
Ryder King
oh you're THAT family member
Ryan White
cringe
Easton Allen
>want to argue about a movie
>look at the most popular results on google images to form my opinion
Easton Fisher
>watch movie
>immediately make youtube video explaining the movie rather well
>incorporate into the video a tiny, yet important error
>lurk for anons shitposting based on my explanation video
>knock them down a peg or two when they repeat the error
Lucas Hernandez
>watch a good movie
>trash it on Yea Forums so other anons will be discouraged to watch it and miss watching kino
>watch a bad movie
>praise it on Yea Forums so other anons waste their time watching crap
Anthony Walker
how is this gif so smooth?
Christopher Adams
one thing about this movie always bothered me... why didn't it feature the clockwork elves?
Joshua Myers
>Yea Forums hates a movie
>find a well thought out positive review on Amazon and copy and paste it inserting bits of chanish prose to make it more believable.
Jacob Gomez
>read wikipedia article after watching movie
>turns out I missed character motivations for a major plotline
Jayden Stewart
>turn on subtitles for a language I speak so I can follow along with the story
Lincoln Long
>remembers when you read the back case of a movie to understand the plot
Luke Adams
this
Noah White
>watching English language movie
>turn on random foreign language subtitles to try to learn new words
Alexander Garcia
zoomers will never know that feel
Josiah Martin
Is it working?
Christopher Adams
Colton Diaz
did it work out?
Samuel Sanders
>4channel
I just realized, some newfags may not even know how it got its new name or that it wasn't always like that
David Morales
what's he dancing to?
Austin Green
Only for languages I've already kinda been exposed to, like Spanish and German, and I never remembered it for more than a week.
Jose Williams
Brayden Flores
Maybe you need a different approach. Good for you, wanting to learn different languages
Jayden Powell
>finish a movie
>go to imdb to read the forums for other peoples opinions
>remember the IMDB forums are gone now
Jordan Robinson
ah-bloo-bloo
To say that I'm a big lynch fan would be a ginormous understatement. You see, I'm a ginormous lynch fan to the core and I want everyone to know it. His new tv show has had me hypnotized for weeks!
But in all honesty my most favorite movie of all time is hot fuzz. It's fucking hilarious and has in my opinion some of the greatest camera work in the business. I'd put it up their in the top three movies ever made of all time.
Even my priest agrees. New orthodox bro here btw. Currently non practicing but it's so great to get back into the faith after years of being a degenerate agnostoshit. Now if only I could get my cathlocuck parents to stop being pagans!
That reminds me, am I the only one disappointed that stannis Baratheon is actually gone? Oh who am I kidding! Of course not! Sometimes I forget I'm so completely surrounded by intellectuals of mine own caliber This isn't Reddit after all!
And um, I'd have to say my least favorite movie is a Clockwork Orange. It's far to edgy for me
Pepe be like "Oo-hoo-HOOH!"
What a dumb stupid fucking Pepe design
Holy moly
Easter?
Angel Powell
>watch movie
>proceed to make webms of said movie
Jonathan Lewis
why did they remove those again? loved reading those
Joshua Brown
>watching film (kino)
>the cinematography and directing is so sublemon that I get a hard on
>edge for entire film
>climax at the climax
Try it guys. Its so FUCKING. GOOOOOD.
Matthew Evans
used to do this to pretend like i knew what was going on when watching movies with others. i never had the attention span to watch a movie.
Benjamin Thomas
the true hero we don't deserve
Cooper Gutierrez
cringe post
Alexander Myers
>implying anyone watches your videos faggot
Ayden Mitchell
Too much autism
It's only a matter of time before we're next
Isaac Taylor
yeah won't be long now. :/
Colton Robinson
>watch historical film
>start researching the real history while watching
>the film is inaccurate from the wiki page
>proceed to get at the film
Isaiah Reed
Don’t watch movie
Josiah Cox
>arguing about a movie i haven't seen
>won't watch or read the summary
>instead i say it's dishonest and has an effeminate pacing
>tfw I've won no matter what the other faggot is trying to cook up