SVENGOOLIE GENERAL (HARRYHAUSEN KINO TONIGHT)

SVENGOOLIE GENERAL -- svengoolie.com

>What the heck is Svengoolie?
Svengoolie is one of the last great Late Night Horror Hosts still on the air. Think Elvira but instead of a hot woman it's a fat old man who lives in a coffin and get pelted with rubber chickens.

CLEAR THE AIR LANES, CLEAR ALL THE AIR LANES FOR THE BIG BROADCAST

TONIGHTS MOVIE: IT CAME FRO BENEATH THE SEA (1955)

MOVIE DESCRIPTION: A giant, radioactive octopus rises from the Philippine Trench to terrorize the North American Pacific Coast.

IMDB RATING: 6.0/10 (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)
RT RATING: 38% (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)

>Where can I watch Svengoolie?
On the TV channel MeTV. Check your cable channels to see if you get MeTV, most American service providers carry MeTV. Sorry, I've never been able to find a pirate stream of MeTV. Americans can also get MeTV for FREE over the airwaves with an antenna. If you find a stream, please post a link in the thread!

TIME: 8:00 EASTERN (20 MINUTES FROM THIS POST)

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Tonight's Movie: It Came from Beneath the Sea
Year: 1955
Director: Robert Gordon
Writers: George Worthing Yates (screenplay), Harold Jacob Smith (screenplay), George Worthing Yates (story)


Description: It Came From Beneath the Sea was the first of several fruitful collaborations between producer Charles H. Schneer and special-effects wizard Ray Harryhausen. "It" is a giant, six-tentacled octopus, which is galvanized into action by an H-bomb test. Worse still, the monster is highly radioactive, rendering useless the normal means of defense against it. Scientists Donald Curtis and Faith Domergue team with atomic-submarine commander Kenneth Tobey to halt the creature's progress before it begins to attack major coastal cities.
FEATURING:

Kenneth Tobey ... Cmdr. Pete Mathews
Faith Domergue ... Prof. Lesley Joyce
Donald Curtis ... Dr. John Carter
Ian Keith ... Adm. Burns
Dean Maddox Jr. ... Adm. Norman
Chuck Griffiths ... Lt. Griff, USN
Harry Lauter ... Deputy Bill Nash
Richard W. Peterson ... Capt. Stacy

TECH SPECS:
Run Time: 1 hr 19 min
Format: 35mm Film (Spherical)
Ratio: 1.85:1
Color: Black & White

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best poster on Yea Forums never leave sven bro

How do I watch this?

I'm here forever

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If you have cable TV, look for the channel MeTV. You can get it through an antenna for free in just about the entire USA also. The channel doesn't seem quite popular enough to have any online bootleg streams unfortunately.

Ah ok. I'm in Canada.

You might be able to pick it up on the airwaves if your anywhere near Chicago on the Canadian side. I think there have been some anons in this thread saying that they were able to pick it up over the border.

Lynda Carter was so fine

MY BODY IS READY

Clear the Air lines, clear all the AIR LINES!!!!!!!!

I finally got it right.

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Comfiest show on television.

champagne and dancing girls

>MeTV is carried by a local news channel's backup channel in my area
>Bad Tornado warnings right now so they interrupted Sven right when the intro started

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You didn't miss much, the intro is some college kids project rendered on windows 98.

barrel roll?

When did you first touch bottom?

>Joe Bob Briggs returns permanently on march 29th, every Friday
>Svengoolie still comes on Saturday
looks like the weekends will be twice as comfy from here on out.

double the kino
life is getting good under trump

Don't both of them actively dislike Trump?

He kinda looks like Daniel Craig.

who doesn't like real life kino?

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This one is a snooze fest so far.

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we are going to need a bigger boat

That was a gripping scene.

tempts her with Lobster

I'm going to invest in Elegance Vodka, you have to be stupid not to.

But BIG!

Faith Domergue did some nice film noir before the wacky sci fi. Wish I could Sven with y'all.

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take it off sister

when do we get to see the giant pussy?

Right after the tentacle rape.

Christians and jews.

he got suckered

She spent the day at the semens institute learning about penetration.

>MeTV
Still haven't found a reason to change the channel from Comet yet.

You can watch both at the same time. Comet streams on their site.

when did comet loose mystery science theater

He is pretty pimp in that leather jacket.

NO FUCKIN CHECKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO FUCKIN CHECKS

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that's what im talking about

So it WAS Comet that had MST. I was camping a year ago surfing channels on the small TV at night and saw Mystery Science Theater playing, it felt like a fever dream but it convinced me to invest in an antenna for my TV but I never saw it playing after that night.

Squish

next week looks like kino

My third favorite Catwoman

Half-Dozen.
Songs are the best.

Sven wasn't bad, but the movie was.

I remember trying to watch this movie in the 90s and fell asleep. Not much different now.

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