Just Saw Captain Marvel. Solid movie. 8/10. She plays a type A fighter pilot so I get the cold personality...

he's lying, the movie is pure feminist propaganda

what is she wearing under that? Some kind of full bodied pantyhose?

There is no such thing as a type A fighter pilot. I doubt you have met a fighter pilot in your life.

it's fertile soil to sow what passes for conflict in this day and age.
otherwise everyone would be bored just watching the movies themselves

I have, they're all skinny-fat retards so I thought brie fit the role perfectly

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Hi Disney

You clearly haven't been around women
They have over 9000 tricks to make their tits pop

yep

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Perhaps some icing on the nail?

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wow, that's awful

Have sex INCEL

okay fungus toes aside, i feel bad that her feet don't seem to quite fit the heels, seeing as her toes spill over the side in that picture and even in recent photos

>implying this is pretty
Ha

>not ugly
>means the same as pretty
imagine coping this hard

its a boring movie i figure it out when i saw the trailer at an alita screening

finally saw the xbet1 a few minutes ago and i can tell you its a boring flick

The ones I know on my FB feed are unironically Top Gun-tier chads.

This creeps me out every time.

have sex

Ok, done, now what?

Honestly, having sex is the beginning, not the end
This is what incels, the deeply entrenched incels, don't realize.

Face looks OK in tons of makeup. Has kind of a weird jawline.
Skin is clear but otherwise not exceptional.
Tits are big but look fake.
Everyone knows it just gets worse from there: Rarely smiles or looks joyful in any way, no ass, boney legs, awful feet.

Sex isn’t some mystical thing. You jam penis in vagine and sometimes baby comes out. No need to make it more than it is.

Please don't pity her without her permission.

I never said it was mystical
I just implied that there's more shit after, seeing as incels probably haven't thought out the mundane day-to-day of being with a woman. Just the date, the sex, and that's it. Not the keeping them happy every day, spending time together, getting into disagreements on occasion. blah blah

>Not great but still pretty good
>8/10
>Any Marvel film that high

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Sex and a relationship aren’t mutually inclusive.

>The ones I know
>on my FB feed
dear god please kys yourself

You think I don't know that? But incels often want the relationship, not just sex.

>8/10
>Solid movie
No movie should be a 10/10, and the average movie is a 5/10 (average being half of the best). Explain how you reach 8/10.

The movie is barely a 5.5/10

Just some rushed out slop trying to cash in on the wonder woman craze. literally worse than all of other marvel movies so far. It is a story about how a woman is average at everything, gets shit for it, but then gets super powers from out of no where and is now able to do all the things she was shitty at before. Just dumb as fuck writing.

>She plays a type A fighter pilot so I get the cold personality

u watched too many movies

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She's ugly both inside and out

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>I meant to be retarded
Imagine coping this hard

>watching movies
You are on the wrong fucking board faggot.

incels hate strong female characters

Is this the line that Disney wants people to toe? "It's not great, but it's good"? THAT'S their plan for getting the film in under the radar?
Fucking weak, mouse. Fucking weak.

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Those tits fuckin hnnnnngggg

>boney legs, awful feet
imagine unironically being a 10+ year old caricature

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>feet are not THE most important feature on a female
Imagine having a monkey brain that goes berserk for something as trivial as breast size

Mma cum on them bobos

based

would suck n fuck

I hope Thanos' snap turned him into dust

fucking kek why did i laugh
her tits are actually that good

We need Ant-Man exploring these wretched caves

im fucking pissed off at Nick fury representation.
specially the eye.
im not even black, but they ruined the character just for some laughs.

I don’t know what incels want, but you seem oddly familiar with them.

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I've done some time on r9k

Imagine this smell

Why?

Maybe if you tell her how pretty she is on her twitter feed she’ll fly you out to her house and fuck you

I'm not even a footfag but that looks disgusting.

I too was an incel once. But I only ever sat in the shallow end, never went into the deep end.