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The Art of Self-Defense is an upcoming dark comedy film, written and directed by Riley Stearns. It stars Jesse Eisenberg, Alessandro Nivola and Imogen Poots.
Casey is a young man who after a rough encounter on the street, decides to take up martial arts in order to better protect himself, falling more and more in his paranoia in the process.
IS HE UNJUSTING HIMSELF?
HAS MEW BEEN BTFO??
IS HE TRYING TO TELL US SOMETHING FROM HIS NEW MOVIE???
what is our opinion on this, boys?
bumprino
can't get more onions than this guy
The ones would suggest that MEW does not have long.
never forget
RIP MEW
>Casey is a young man who after a rough encounter on the street, decides to take up martial arts in order to better protect himself, falling more and more in his paranoia in the process.
mew is used up trash
based riley is on his way up
>someone random autist-looking dude nobody has ever heard of or cared about
>gets cucked by Ewan McGregor
Why would this faggot ever be /ourguy/?
lel
Let her go riley. She's not even that good looking as far as hollywood goes.
Looks good. Faults was fantastic, so I have high hopes for this as well.
This. See Faults (2014).
WHORE WHORE PUTA
>was a nobody and had MEW in her prime
>mew leaves him for ewan, a pure chad, who then pumps and dumps her
>mew btfo and totally embarressed
>based riley uses his anguish and channels it creatively making his directing debut
>in 5 years time mew will be in wrinkley white girl city, and based riley will have an oscar win
>karate
DROPPED
i thought he was going to make a movie about bjj
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Mary Elizabeth Whostead?
I'm #RiledUpForRiley. Who else /yearnsforstearns/ here?
>Jesse Eisenberg
yep not gonna watch it
lol he literally wrote this because he was so upset he got cucked by mew. Im laughing.
why is this movie in particular shilled so hard?
You're literally hitler.
Looks good.
Wow an actually good trailer for once.
How he managed to direct a movie with Jesse fucking Eisenberg withouth any previous noteworthy work? Is he from the tribe?
>Riley! Pls, I'm sorry. It will never happen again
He wrote and directed a damn good movie 5 years ago
Absolute state of janitors.
GET THAT SCOTTISH COCKSUCKER!