Yea Forums FINNA BE SLAW

I'm at a 6:30 showing right now and it's 1/4 full. May end up half full at showtime. The numbers are fake.

A METEORIC RISE TO...17th place. This is what Disney has done to the world. They've changed the meaning of numbers and words.

>FINNA BE SLAW
what

>7th biggest
>Not simultaneously taking 1st 2nd and 3rd place
What an absolute complete utter catastrophic box office disaster. We won guize Disney is truly finished.

More attractive and probably a better actress with a less toxic personality.

Life isn't fair.

typical slaw white chick

Chekd and kekd

>he finna not know

>SLAW
Wtf is this and why do you retards keep saying it

what a slaw ass post
i bet yo pasty ass gonna google it now

OH NO NO NO

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lol this angry nigga finna be SLAW

>7th

Is that supposed to be a good thing?

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Cope.

slaw

have slaw.

Is that just the opening day or opening weekend?

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Well I can’t stand the cast if avengers either. On that we can agree Brie

Yeah it sucks

youtube.com/watch?v=jTJH32v3Gq8

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get sex

That's for Thursday/Friday

you realize today is saturday right?

>talks about tolerance
>literally hates everyone
She needs to be dropped. She hurt CM worse than the lousy script and CGI

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It's Sunday morning almost 10am where I am. I'm in Seoul btw.

here in tuvalu is sunday in the afternoon

Endgame will do great and it will all be thanks to Brie Larson. Yea Forums will be so BTFO now

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>She hurt CM worse than the lousy script and CGI
Yeah probably, she was actually the worst part about that movie. The rest of the cast was fine. The problem is they didn't really write to her acting strengths and it really showed. It would have helped if they weren't too afraid to have her show emotion, she didn't really come across as a human.

Have sex

Imagine what it would have been if it wasn't international women's day.

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bix nood my african brother

>such a fuckin ho , I love it

Seems like there's an earning gap joke in there somewhere

Seventh biggest opening is pretty bad for a movie that was marketed as hard as an Avengers film for eight months strait.

Even without subtracting the millions Disney is spending on tickets to impress investors. ; )

Wow, right in the middle

Fake news

So to be 7th for opening weekend she needs to pass $146 Million, they are projecting about $155 million, so I guess they are hoping there will be like $94 million on Sat/Sun

>women's day
what a pointless day. Seems so patronizing like women are so pathetic that they need a day to recognize their worth.

have slaw.

>7th

Finna slaw this nigga got quads, dubs and trips all at once slick

men's day is the other 364 days of the year

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gave us one of the best videos of all time
youtube.com/watch?v=MN4sMISyYgk

>7th highest

Talk about "soaring" to mediocrity.

Checked

It’s sunday, user. How slow are you?

How are you coping btw?

>six mor emovies with her
>before they know how good/bad the first one will do
How retarded are they really? They're a multi-billion dollarworth company with decades of experience with this shit. The fuck is going on at the mouse?

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>seventh biggest
YAAAAAAY I'M NO THE LAST ONE!

Don't worry, apperently they hate her as well.

The mouse thinks they can just shit out whatever they want and their loyal drones will consume it eagerly.

>seventh biggest
>bragging about low numbers
Lol

This puts it what, in the bottom half of the movies?

It's shredded cabbage and carrots mixed with mayo, sugar, vinegar, and lemon juice.

It's bretty good with chili on hotdogs.

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WE FUCKING DID IT!!!!

it's also women's history month.

BASED AND TRUTHONKPILLED

7 out of 21.

your digits finna b slaw 2 homie...

>Movie #1 Endgame
>Movie #2 Is the X-men reboot where rogue puts her in a coma
>Movie #3 Is the second part of the new X-trilogy where they look at her in the coma
>Movie #4 Is the third X-trilogy where they point at the room where she's in a coma through a window
>Movie #5 is X-men vs Avengers over her being in a coma where at the end they wake her up
>Movie #6 is her passing the mantle to Monica Rambeau
7 movie contract complete

>21

Christ

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Okay but is that REAL money or stunt money that they got by buying tickets from themselves?

black people are a different species

?

boxofficemojo.com/franchises/chart/?id=avengers.htm
Yes, 21.
Why user?

And they're right for the most part.

Just saying that's a lot of capeshit. I hadn't actually thought about how many of these there had been.

holy shit can you let me stay there? i really wanna visit koea

So ignoring the first set of movies because it would be unfair to judge the movies that laid foundation for the brand in the first place, we're left with sequels and completely unknown and unhyped characters like Dr strange, Ant man and the guardians.

CM was hyped by one of the biggest franchise cliff hangers on earth to be not only the linchpin to defeating thanos but be the face of the next 10 years of the franchise.

It's real money. If a movie says "Marvel" on it it doesn't have to be good to make money these days. That Yea Forums ever thought it might be a flop shows how out of touch they are. People will just see them because they are gigantic blockbuster spectacles. That's actually how they sell themselves everywhere in the world. When I lived in China that's how everyone saw them. Fromulaic, predictable movies that are 95% CGI spectacle. If you just make it clear in advertising that "this is the girls one, all the girls should come see this one" you will get the girl/date audience.

>there's been 19 MCU films
>somehow 7th is considered 'bad'.

The cope is real, you want this to fail so bad but it's not going to happen. I hope you fags realise some day that internet drama and a couple of people posting empty theatres is literal zero indication of a film's potential success.

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>That Yea Forums ever thought it might be a flop shows how out of touch they are.
Most people weren't saying it was going to be a flop, this is extremely dishonest.

That's is a sad reminder indeed

What are her strengths? I've only seen her in Kong and CM

Excellent. Let capeshit die.

This, just kick the cunt out with some excuse, literally nobody will care.

It's still going to flop. None of the audience is real.

...

Kek

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What is the range for this film be considered a 'flop' worlwide for u guys?
-500kk would be a flop?
+600kk Sucess?

Then why did the mouse spend money to combat those "unimportant online trolls"?

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This need to be another Black Panther, a 'progressive' movie with a non-white male lead, few months before infinity wars, and BP made 1.3b.
They want that.

>empty theatres is literal zero indication of a film's potential success
Only when Disney is buying up their own tickets because they know a flop will kill the MCU

HAHAHAHHAHAHAH what the fuck

Below 700m is a flop despite a healthy profit considering what went into it.

Seventh biggest is unironically a bad thing especially once you consider this means it is behind movies from before the MCU was this huge thing. It's not supposed to be seventh, it's supposed to make Black Panther numbers, to show the franchise is growing.

This is literally "and that's a good thing" tier.

Holy shit

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>tfw enjoyed it more than I thought I would
IIt's better than a good chunk of the other MCU films, imo.

>thought this would be a video about getting cat-called when walking on the streets
>that ending

Amazing.

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finna slick check them digits

meant for

She has blonde hair, blue eyes and she's properly white, not just (((white))), so she obviously can't be the face of the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Based Mark

So, she gonna die in the next avengers?

>a heroic death
saving the universe

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seventh is bigger than eighth!

holy shit that basic bitch finna be dabbed on LMAO

>Reporters: Hey feige, you know you've come out with 20 movies starring men, so is this woman gonna alteast be the face of the new MCU? *prepares outrage articles as the email is sent*
>Feige: *smoking a cigar and recieving a blowjob as he types* Feminism is good. Captain Marvel will be the face of Marvel. Excelsior.
>Feige under his breath: Peice of fuckin' cake

>women are so pathetic that they need a day to recognize their worth
no shit

Niggers BTFO!

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There is a men's day too
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Men's_Day

Most normies don't even know that.

Captain Marvel was hyped as a pseudo Avengers film in importance, like Captain America: Civil War. So 7th is pretty awful.

>quads
>then dubs
>then fucking trips

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>7th
Comes right after 6th.

>a 'progressive' movie

You can't make a progressive movie
with a heroine who looks like he was wearing a burka

A progressive film could show the heroine wearing Ms Marvel's suit
with athletic legs and arms
Happy to be a woman and happy to have an athletic body.

And defeating the enemies with a smile
Like some old superhero did once
Not that one, I am talking about All Might

youtube.com/watch?v=ZPnLcgzws7E

lol just got out of a nearly packed theater and had to sit in shitty front row seats. delicious inceltears

If they wanna commit to six more fucking movies, go ahead. I hope she signed a contract that doesn't let them renege once people get tired of her.

>seventh biggest

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Life isn’t going to be better after this

It's a flop regardless of anything because people will avoid future Marvel movies due to how bad Brie Larsen is.

Consider it mercy

It's atrocious. Ant Man was supposed to be less meaningful and I'd consider that a better film

I read the actual article this is a headline for. Im struggling to see how the writer made the conclusion that she hates the avengers cast.

Seems like she was just making shitty jokes on a late night show. The only thing she is guilty of is being unfunny, not hating on the cast.

Probably spent the whole show jerking off to captain marvel's dick, faggot.

"Hey Tone, why would they place wooden doors for in a gas chamber? Wouldn't the gas leak out, and a door like that fairly easy to brake?"

When you’ve lost Wikifeet, you’ve lost America

“Whoa whoa whoa Chrissy, you seriously telling me they burned that many bodies in 4 years? I thought we was the ones with the nukes”

I'm guessing it will make about 45 million today, and 15 million on sunday. It will barely make it above 100 million.

getta load a this slaw ass nigga

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its the latest white supremacist dog whistle, run along back to vox now

I'll make it very simple and clear: Captain Marvel is really worth a watch. It's just entertaining and visually impressive, exactly what it was meant to be.

Just keep this in mind that it's an origin story so don't go looking for an overstuffed complex story. It's just a fun action movie that introduces us to a new superhero Captain Marvel, played brilliantly by Brie Larson. I became an instant fan watching her in this action heroine avatar, something she manages to pull off with ease. Watch her in the action sequences and there's no way you can't be impressed. Viewers were literally cheering for some of the most heroic moments in the film. Samuel L Jackson as Nick Fury is as awesome as always, it's just that his character feels even better and refined than what we've seen. Jude Law is also quite good, and so are Ben Mendelsohn and Lashana Lynch.

But the one character that ultimately steals the show is Goose, the cat. Some of the sequences involving her are so hilarious that it was really difficult to stop laughing.

Visual effects are excellent, and the IMAX 3D viewing just elevated them. And since it's most importantly an action movie, every single action sequence it delivers is impressive, especially the train sequence. I would call it one of the major highlights of the movie. Cinematography in certain portions is really impressive. Humor, like any other MCU movie, is top notch and really manages to make you laugh.

Captain Marvel has a simple-looking origin story presented and executed in a terrific manner. The directors have done a great job with the characterization of Captain Marvel, and that is what makes everything in the film seem so good. The pace is brisk, gore is minimal to no, and there's nothing unsuitable for kids.

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Not starring the superior....

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I wish they had to release the marketing budgets by law. We would see how much Disney spend on shills even on Yea Forums.

get with the times, grampa, that's how people talk now.

.tv on Yea Forums
Do you guys even have cinemas?

INCELS BTFO

it'll sink like an anchor next weekend. at the end of it's run, it may not pass 300 million. is it possible this movie might actually lose disney money?

>everyone who isn't an absolute retard is a paid shill
what a massive fucking cope

OH NOO NO NO NO

>seventh
Yikes on bikes MCU is toast

Larson destroyed capeshit for good.
Truly /ourgirl/

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when is this shit from?
I thought the movie maked like +120 millions... so much disinfo for one fucking movie, the world is really going crazy i fucking hate what is happening.

This. She will destroy capeshit and that will bring about a new golden age of cinema.

that number was propped up with Disney buying fucktons of tickets.

Without the Thursday previews, that's only a 41m Friday. That's not all that impressive.

>We're #7! We're #7!

I bet they will start off with a reboot of Schindlers List.

Considering the marketing behind this and there is no competition at the box office while being a Marvel movie, it's not looking great for the new face of the MCU.

>Larson destroyed capeshit for good.
>Truly /ourgirl/
She is doing what Thanos failed to accomplish. She truly is stronger than Thanos.

Reboots would be the opposite of a golden age!

It's just one day and includes Thursday previews.

>disinfo
no you're just an ultra brainlet who's had his mind fried by memes, the article is referring to the US opening, not the international opening

people who own jewgle glass deserve to be beaten
unironically

>the corporations plan to make more money is to give their own product away for free
ah yes truly a genius plan that happens in real life

COPE

HAVE SEX

INCEL

YAAAS

SLAY

FUCK ALL MEN

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Oh shit I just got home before my wife. Is this what I'm supposed to do? I gotta find my belt

This

lol I honestly thought it was a comedy at first making fun of women, then I thought it was a comedy skit with the unexpected twist, then I was let down that it was a PSA for "muh wahmen"

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This but completely unironically.

about time

>then I was let down that it was a PSA for "muh wahmen"
Really because I burst out laughing at that part

It happens all the time in sports. Those empty seats look bad on TV.

This isn't just a Marvel movie. It's a character they are banking the entire future of the franchise on. A flop out of the gate cannot be allowed to happen.

i guess it's just from the context of being posted on here but i feel weird that i knew at like 30 seconds in that that was going to happen.

I guess I wasn't really let down, just confused at how retarded and lacking in self-awareness were those who made it.

Hey dubs man, at least we got Brolin' Thanos? Its hard to talk about this without giving off shill smell

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I mean, we only have Endgame to witness a good publicmoneyburning CGI of what? 200 million?

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unf
This muffukin witeboi lookin mad kute

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>Seventh Biggeest
Oh boy.
Without China, they better hope this movie has some massive legs

>It's bretty good with chili on hotdogs.
Ok guys, its been a decent run, can we PLEASE fucking cancel white people now?

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Why did she make Mark need to do that?

But that's literally what fucking happened you stupid nigger.

People are still predicting China to have massive numbers but it would need to have better legs than IW by a very VERY large margin to even get to 150.

>somehow a d student is considered failing

4 fucking years and I still dont know what video this is from

Well six MCU movies have broken a billion. Seventh should still be above most of the solo movies.

>legs
they only bought out the cinemas for that one night. i think they planning on giving the tickets out for womens day or something but at the last minute someone told them it won't work, you'll get cancelled for appropriating it, etc. and they just left the theatres empty

Talk about a hot beef injection
Woof woof

Captitaine marvelleltta will be released on bluray dvd by mid june early july

> soars to SEVENTH BIGGEST
Christ on a bike. A $60 million opening for a tentpole superhero franchise is terrible. I thought projections called for $100 to $150?

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Watch "Scott Pilgrim vs the World" and "Room"

No, you fucking chimp, you really don't understand how box office projections work, do you? The first weekend is, with VERY FEW EXCEPTIONS, the prime indicator for how the movie will perform overall. Each successive week, even each SUCCESSIVE DAY, is a fraction of the previous. If it's opening at $60 on a budget of $100 million, someone at Disney is going to get fucking fired.

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This fits in well with my theory that with the MCU, Disney and Marvel just got lucky.

Niggers, user.

Yea Forums is being so annoying with this movie that I'm tempted to see it to spite you fucking idiots. Like, holy shit, shut the fuck up for two minutes.

That was for Thursday and Friday only.

Slaw

Something that is terrible.

"That old car is pretty slaw. I would never be seen driving around in it."

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Fair point. Let's wait for the weekend numbers to come in on Tuesday.

nigga

sales for this film and starwars have confirmed they're right. they still made a great deal of money on it all

Having a contract for X amount of movies doesn't mean that they're actually going to make that amount of movies.

Movie contracts mean almost jack shit. Moreover, it's not a guarantee she'll be a star of a MARVEL FILM (I hope), it means she's locked into at least seven Disney movies. Which means they can kick her to some Adam Sandler vehicle like "Bedtime Stories." Do that two, three times and she'll leave. At which point Disney can sue HER for breach of contract.

Hollywood works sometimes.

Charlie Cox's contract had an MCU appearance in it, and once he got bumped from civil war because Sony agreed to share spider-man he's now sitting out of the marvel family with no apparent future.

why the fuck did you enter the thread then

there are filters you dumb fucking faggot

LACK
OF
ELAN

Okay, so what did she do to deserve it?

If she's going to run Disney's Marvel to the ground then she might destroy capeshit altogether. We should encourrage her.

Be the most basic bitch alive and further Google's plans of turning the world into a nightmarish hellscape under their control.

China is saving this from being a total bomb. Domestically it's one of the worst performing superhero origin movies of all time.

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Why even try and bait like that that user. At least say OS is saving it to make it seem like you're trying. China is shitting the bed after yesterday.

when the hell did youtube comments become so funny

>seventh

Doesn't sound that impressive.

Are you team kawasaki red or blue?

God is cruel

what they don't show you is later that night she fucks him mad good and forgot that ever happened.

>Women

The blessed post has been chosen.

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based Mark

>he thinks the jewish media is shitting out this propaganda to get paid
(((They))) have already assumed complete control the money supply. (((They))) are now so entrenched in their might that it no longer makes sense for them to make high-quality, enjoyable entertainment to turn a profit. They simply spend their infinite money on marketing and forcing this shitty content for the purpose of subverting culture in their favor and demoralizing their enemies.

It's not even the seventh biggest opening ever. It's Marvel's seventh biggest opening. This puts its opening behind Infinity War, Avengers 1, Black Panther, Age of Ultron, Civil War, and Iron Man 3. For the "new face of the MCU," this isn't a great look. Keep in mind, a ton of people are only watching this because it's supposed to tie into Endgame, because she's supposed to be a key player in Endgame. That's the only reason they care. Does Disney and Marvel really think they're going to keep an audience after Endgame based on someone as unlikable as Brie Larson? Fucking idiots. But what do I care? Ain't my money they're burning.

>movie opens
>"WOW IT'S THE BIGGEST OPENING (ADD A BUNCH OF QUALIFIERS"
Hey guys this is the biggest opening in the second week of March 2019 to start with the letter C and feature a Brie Larson EVAR. WE DID IT REDDIT!

but I’m Mexican

Prove it retard.

It sure would have helped Solo, A Wrinkle in time, John Carter, the lone ranger, and all the other bombs Disney has had.

Wasn't it just yesterday all the shills were talking about how it's going to have one of the biggest opening weekends for marvel?

jesus christ. those people who wrote this shit have Disney`s dick so deep inside their mouth that it would surprise me if this does not cause them a gag reflex

Wtf does slaw mean

If it's only behind all those movies you mentioned, that's actually pretty great.

Do not tell him!

None of your business user.

>behind IM3

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Has any other marvel hero had to use an assignment double? Asking for a friend. And no, scarjos man double that did flips doesn't count though it was fucking hikarious

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Slow
Lazy
And
Weak

She’s a feminist.

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no

But user, it's only Saturday.

Fuck off

Based and chadpilled

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Yeah, it'd be impressive if those were the only movies it was behind. Instead, there's a ton of non-Marvel movies that it's also behind. I don't have "biggest box office opening weekend" numbers for every movie, it's not really a number that gets tracked because most people care only about the total (especially considering movies release differently, some release in America first then weeks later in other countries) because that's what matters in the end, but I'd hazard to guess it's in the top 50s, but somewhere in the middle of the top 50s. Infinity War's opening has almost $100m on its opening, and Black Panther and Avengers have $50m on it.
I'm not saying this thing is "flopping." At the moment, it isn't, and I don't believe it will at any point. However, anyone acting like this is super impressive is being deceptive.

Why would you spoon feed a Redditor like that?

>at work all day
>come home early to empty house, presumably unemployed wife has been fucking around with Google Glass all day
>Google Glass costs $1500
It has a pretty straight forward plot user.

This when we comin over chink

Go fuck yourself bitch

>white roastie detected

It's short for Slaweel the Witch.
(Formerly Mary Lee Walsh)

This will be said unieonically.

>Turds like Iron Man 3 and AoU did better

Haha ouch

bix nood dese slaw mothafuggin digits lookin finna SLICK

lel

>soars
Based Mendelson with a much more appropriate headline.

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Thanos is the only really good villain that the MCU has had and the whole MCU so far has been his arc so once Endgame gets it out of the way there's really no reason to stay, especially if the heroes people liked the most are getting retired

Why doesn't marvel have truly bloodthirsty evil crazy villains? None of MCU's villains excite me.

They were all stock archetypes and were never portrayed as anything more.

>Le evil zealot
>Le evil mad scientist
>Le evil businessmen
>Le evil terrorist

Thanos is, at the end of the day, a madman with a senseless plan, but they gave him some actual traits to go along with it. That's why he's actually good

How do you "fatigue to a record"?

finna be big slaw man with a side of fried chicken