Claim your 90s waifu.
Claim your 90s waifu
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Diaz
In general but especially this movie.
Very nice, big childhood crush.
Ormond
What did they mean by this
Done
The patrician choice.
25 years old
yikes dude
What the fuck happened after 2001? what went wrong?
Also counts as '80s.
Holy shit I always thought she was like 40
9-11, wars, economy crashing, social media, and Yea Forums.
MAN
Time is just a number.
Didn't even think twice
Based Shelly bro
Garofalo shaped me.
Also Bebe Neuwirth. And morticia...pale with black hair.
9/11, war in iraq, 1965 immigration bill finally began to become noticeable in america, marxist infiltration of the colleges following the mccarthy purge of them in government began to show as the kids that got brainwashed began taking roles in media institutions.
Basically a colossal wave of shit
G-P
Good thing I'm still in 1995 in my head. It's nice.
don't fucking judge
Stone egg
this was long before that BS
She's older than me, this choice would have been acceptable in the 90's.
She's sort of mopey and pessimistic throughout a lot of the movie, so he decides to trigger her hormones a little because he found her cute.
>mfw was raped by an older baby sitter that looked just like her
White trash
It's not rape if you enjoyed it, user.
Ryder and Sharon Stone were peak '90s beauty.
I feel if they were childhood crushes, they count. I mean how you felt as a kid doesn't suddenly evaporate just cause you're an adult, officer.
I'd still hit it in 2019.
>not filenamed "somebody stopped me"
based and high-quality pepe
this is Biel 1999
Season 1 Rachel's personality was adorable, but for me? It's Cox.
>she fell for the plastic surgery jew
yeah
very nice
Kid her, or adult her?
lucky bastard
unf, she's got the dark hair/blue eyes combo that's super kino.
Adult her, but she'd need to dye her hair black and have it in long pig tails.
Fuck you
She honestly had a perfect face.
GOD AAAHHHHHGGGGG
indeed
ty user
Watching Bad Boys on BET right now.
>was rape only if she inserted something in your anus
she did it?
I'd say Sharon Stone's is slightly better, but Cox is still fine af.
based and checked
Her cute, dorky face makes me smile and her boobies remind me of safety and warmth.
this kills the thread
WILL suck your cock for a thousand dollars
Was probably my earliest non-white crush, 2bh. Her ditzy personality did it for me, as well.
y'all fucked up
So many beautiful black women on that show. Later season Ashley is super underrated.
>*Destroys career by getting fired from Family Guy
I came to post this
>90s waifu
She's still my waifu, faggots.
>watching ashley get hotter every season
Didn't she just leave? Which is even worse.
I dont get it
Holy fuck m8
I second this one, the number of boners I got watching The Ice Storm
God, why did the fucking 90's have so many gorgeous chicks? Harv must have had higher standards, back then.
9/11
Apple
Internet expansion
Media being owned by like 5 companies
Sure it is, it's even worse. If a man sucked your cock and made you come, provided you are not actually a homo, then it'd be rape all the same. An orgasm you don't want has to be the worse fucking thing.
She makes kinos now.
Grimes?
a true wojak
I still dont get why this is bad?
>tfw no tomboy gf
leaf kino
What?
90s pop is so comfy, and she's pretty as hell
Incidentally, I'm glad she's mostly escaped Hollywood and has now grown into being a comfy mommy with a business. She's grown into real wife material.
Can someone post the Labyrinth audition clip?
Youāre a little late
I win
:(
Itās not bad. Good luck with your autism.
>let me cheat with the most attractive woman of all time
already claimed
low taste
Were you around when that music video dropped?
Not him, but I was around, and sheās always been trailer trash.
I'll go with Sneed.
1999 counts.
rayanne from my so called life
also this
Also not him, I was 3 when it dropped so don't remember it from back then, but she was hot as fuck either way.
not in her wave of fame, certainly
No one knew, or cared, at the time.
Can't believe she hasn't been taken yet
Based always thought she is prettier
For me, it's kirsten dunst.
SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!
Just think, when the nips invent true sci-fi level VR, we'll be able to make these threads and then actually claim who we posted.
Is this worth rewatching? saw it once a long ass time ago
t. zoomer
H O T M E A L
absolutely. It's peak Tim Burton. Great mix of camp, "horror", comedy and Burton's awesome Gotham aesthetic. Best Christmas movie.
God is good
Based
This scene always looked fake to me, the way the window frame separates her head from her body it's as if they were trying to hide the shoop
Claimed.
>we'll be too old, most of us dead
Patrician choice. I used to date a girl that looked like her. She loved vidya, too. Probably my biggest regret. Fuck now I'm depressed.
Nice nice, watching tonight then
I'm not gonna bother replying to everyone, but there were some top tier choices in this thread. Well done gentlemen.
thanks
was me
excellent choice
came pretty late to the party, but luckily nobody claimed this yet
>don't mind me, just being the hottest woman who ever lived
she's technically an actress too
>claim
What do you mean claim? She's still hung up over Johnny Depp's dick to this day.
No bitch ever thought of you as hard as Winona Ryder does Johnny Depp (even now)
I can't believe this hasn't been taken yet.
Boobies! Boobies!
Perfect.
my nigga
totally underrated waifu.
In Bad Boys she was a rare 10/10
>150 replies
>not one person has made the correct choice
lmao thanks idiots. CLAIMED
name?
I should have known I'd be too late
she was a 7,5/10 as a 25-30 year old, but a 9/10 as a 45-50 yo (and I'm not even a milf guy)
I wish I was him
ew. There are blacks in this thread better looking than Mandra Bullock
Absolutely patrician
There's no such thing as an attractive black person you ape loving faggot. Also checked.
I hate her since her movie with Stallone, she was recovering a little with Miss Congeniality but she screw it again, I pass.
Thanks for proving my point.
enjoy your dirty skank
Your point is not having a point?
Stay mad, white boy.
My point is you can't read.
lol, extensions to try to look white and they still look like shit.
Matrix Reloaded came out in 2003 ya dingus
Who is this woman? Reverse image search is giving me nothing.
she still looked fantastic in s3
fuck what's her name? I haven't seen this girl in like 20 years
a literal goddess
Maia Campbell
She became a crackhead, seriously. It's sad.
there are a few attractive black girls but 99% of them look pretty just because they have "whiter" features. see
Too bad Josie and The Pussycats destroyed her career, it's actually not a bad movie
Have they paid the toll yet?
Great taste in here. Running out of waifus to claim.
>'90s waifus thread
>180 replies
>no JLH
you guys fucked up big time
high tier
>posts an image from the wrong century
based pedantic poster
that's because she was the hottest there.
but she has been on screen since the early 90s and a movie star since "I know what you did last summer" (1997)
I can post Lupita to shut up you
You just know that Danny Tanner was fucking her on the regular
You know what, bros? I just realized something...
We all have strong nostalgia for the 90s, and even the 2000s, and if you're like me you often live more in your head/in the past than you do in the present because the present seems dull and shitty compared to the past.
But I just stopped and looked around and thought about the present....
I'm currently sitting in my apartment, shitposting with you fags, with Led Zeppelin playing on my speaker and the Kaloopy PlutoTV channel playing silently on my tv so I can glance over at some cute babes when I want, and I'm just sitting here relaxing and I realized that the present is actually pretty kino, and one day I'll probably look back on this time in life with nostalgia too, so I should really try to appreciate it and make the most of it now while I'm in it.
Just thought I'd share some comfy thoughts. Cheers, my dudes
>I can post this hideous thing to shut you up
Go for it.
lost
post body because at the end all women become ugly
Alba
Pressly
Lawless
user... It's a window frame.
>sweety...
I don't blame him
And? It just looks like they put the actress' head on a body double and use the window frame as a convenient way to mask how they combined two different shots into one.
user, you know she's using a ton of "beauty" products
dem little titties
so like every other woman?
yes, that's why I asked for a body pic
baggy cargo pants, oversized hoodies, vests that ruck up just enough, skate shoes.
were 90s girls as comfy as they looked?
everyone seems like such a cunt now by comparison.
>okay, okay, she's hideous in her prime, but old people are ugly too! What about her body?
duckduckgo.com
take your pic, it's dog shit except for a good hip-to-waist ratio. I have bigger tits than she does.
Late 90s / Early 00s is when it all went to shit, tattoos became popular, feminism became mainstream and women started wearing baggy pants and flip-flops in public
I had a black haired (jet black) Gf that looked exactly like Laura Dern in JP... god that was a fetish i managed to fulfill
>peak slutcore era
>shit
you literal boomer
piercings too.
before the mid/late '90s even a small nose piercing was kinda extreme.
in the 90s, even the hottest, prettiest girls looked like normal persons.
Now girls that age watch tutorials on YouTube and learn to do elaborate, professional style make-up, so many of them are in full-thot caked-up mode 24/7.
Most of the people here don't even remember the 90s.
Still my waifu
Fight me
Tats were already mainstream by the early-mid '90s. They just got bigger, uglier, and more prominently placed circa 2000. In '80s and '90s, a girl might have like a rose on her ankle or some such, but tribal tramp stamps came later, and script tats later still.
And feminism has been mainstream since the '70s. It's just that that was second wave and now third wave has taken over.
00s tats were downright tasteful compared to now. a little barbed wire here a little tramp stamp there. now you got teen girls out here with face tattoos of bart simpson shitting out a log.
Won't argue with you there, but I'd still go back to 1992 if I could.
hey if you ever find a time machine take me with you. i'm kinda pissed i missed out on the big hair/high cut bikini era.
Here's another photo from this shoot, in case you don't have it...
I was 8 by 2000 so all I knew were cartoons.
and Winona is taken right off the bat fuck you
God bless you
Funny thing is I was more into girls with ponytails than stereotypical big hair even at the time.
Aren't high cut swimsuits making a comeback recently, though?
>90s
CarruselĀ“s Ludwika Paleta
Exactly. I actually like a small tat on a wrist or an ankle. Even a tramp stamp won't bother me if it's tasteful.
I can do without the big hair.
>Tats were already mainstream by the early-mid '90s
Maybe in big cities. In small town they were still pretty uncommon. Only punk or metalhead outsider kids had them.
fupbup
>Aren't high cut swimsuits making a comeback recently, though?
here and there but not nearly as much as it needs to.
Anytime user. I've had a huge crush on her since I first saw her in "Love Potion No. 9" in 1992. Wrote her once and if God had blessed me, she would have written me back... :-)
I grew up in the sticks, and girls here were already getting tattoos by '94 or so. Like I said before, it was small ankle ones and the like (bikini line was another popular one). I'd say it was much less extreme than a nose ring at that point.
check out the bo-bo's on superfreak
Peak Sports Illustrated cover Tyra Banks.
>dorky face
What m8? She's incredibly cute.
God damn
>90s waifu
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Yessee
Prime Noni was so fucking beautiful it hurts when I see images of her or her movies.
>Reality Bites is on right now
STOP IT.
GOD ALMIGHTY DELIVER ME FROM THIS
CHILD MARRIAGE LEGAL IN AMERICA TODAY
>theconversation.com
OVER 200,000 CHILDREN MARRIED TO ADULT MEN, IN AMERICA, IN THE LAST 15 YEARS
>independent.co.uk
now you mentioned Sports Illustrated I had one, Stacey Williams
underrated post
Based
so? as a white man i deserve to marry a 9 year old
we can grow together and shape eachother into the perfect partner and my penis can taste the sweetest cunny in the land
I think we had the same babysitter.
absolutely_halakha.meme
i had a wet dream last night. your image makes me want to empty my gonad sacks in anticipation of becoming jewmen
thanks. no fap ended
i was on like week 6 and i guess im going to convert to jewism now
She was perfection, once. It's a fucking tragedy what she's become.
yikes
Patrician af