Jumanji

>father_of_dragons3.webm

>literal 10/10 perfect human body
>still covers up her tummy with her arms to hide any potential imperfections

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>based doric-poster is based

Tall girls disgust me. Any girl over 5'8 is lanklet

Unfun fact: I went to college with her but never spoke to her. I don't think she was an actress then. Around 2003. Oh if I had a time machine.

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who dat be?

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She has been awesome from the start since Who. The little part of my soul that hasn't died yet hopes she never becomes a stuck-up bitch.

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How does he get away with it?

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need them in my mouth

you just know

Where is she walking to?

I met her at a convention. She was very nice to me.

did you have sex?

That concept is unfamiliar to me.

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Stop dilating

I want to kiss her belly buttom

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imagine being an incel

>imagine

HA!

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four out of five incels are female

*volcel you mean

no such thing as a female that seeks sex but fails

IT'S EASY IF YOU TRY

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>no the rock
Yeah, I'm not gonna bother watching this.

if you really believe that then you are truly lost

the only "femcel" is a women who seeks sex from the top 20% but isnt good enough and is frustrated. Her looksmatch is there and waiting at anytime, but she wishes to punch above her weight

I've never been attracted to feet, don't do this to me Yea Forums

>femcel
by doing that you're attempting to imply that the word 'incel' is gender specific, and exclusive to males.

post tits.

God if she just got a pixie girl haircut she'd be the perfect woman.

damn, nice feet. isn't she like 6 feet or something?

true involuntary celibacy is exclusive to men generally speaking, yes

It happened

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She's tall

>Jack Black and Karen Gillen are now doing Let's Plays of Crash Bandicoot on YouTube
How the mighty have fallen...

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>generally speaking
fake news

in other news dildo shares are skyrocketing because there's a huge demand for fake dicks

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>mighty

why does sex toy sales have to do with not being able to get sex. Every women I know that has a dildo is sexual active.

>women I know
kek

she only agreed to go to jack black's trailer because he's too fat to rape her successfully and, even if he did manage to pin her down, he can't find his penis under the layers and layers of fat.

by being the complete opposite of people like us

Jack Black needs to stop thinking he's some amazing talent, he's actually good when he applies himself (Bernie) but everything else he does is total shit. Gaming channel is cringe as fuck especially for a 50 year old boomer.

Said the projecting fat guy

>pass the salt, stacey
>here you go. btw i have a dildo and i'm sexually active
itt; conversations that never took place

5'10"

He has 3 kids

Vaginas are unironically disgusting. Mucous holes that occasionally bleed much like a snake shedding it's skin in one of the most sweaty, damp areas on the human body between the pisshole and shithole.

nice, still nice feet for someone that tall.

>Every women I know that has a dildo is sexual active.
How do you know they have a dildo?

i wanked to her "sex" scenes in the film she directed

Such classic Chad behaviour. Be tall, muscular, dominant and good-looking. Physically tease her. This guy is just oozing charisma. Doesn't matter if she was dating a 10/10 Chad investment banker, she would jump at the chance to ride the Rock

I wish she'd star in something more interesting. Doctor Who, Marvel, Jumanji. None are compelling at all.

including my gf

unironically get some friends and have sex. I bet you dont even know how things go in social settings.

based and red stained

think again, dude. i'm a 8/10 at least.

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>his gf has a big black dildo
gee, i wonder why.

imagine pretending to be a guy anonymously on the internet
found the [triggered] female incel

you already outed yourself as a shut in and have no idea how social settings among peers actually play out.

its a vibrating bullet i keep at my house. Shes a white girl who hates black guys as most white women do. The whole BBC meme is a big myth among you cucks

>>tfw never gonna get choked by a Scottish qt's thighs
Why do I even...

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>dating a girl who uses sex toys
yikes

stop projecting. this isn't about me.

this conversation is over because my work here is done. incel.

Wow she'd fuck an A-list movie star over an investment banker? Never would have guessed that.

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>she directed herself naked
Why do women do this?

Women are slobs. They leave their dirty laundry and sex toys out all over the floor,

its real surprising to even see attractive women in movies this days. what a surreal time to be alive. she almost looks out of place just by being feminine, its so rare in pop culture these days.

beautiful woman though

Are you like interested in her acting or something?

>projecting
>call others incel
sure thing kiddo

Is the new jumanji worth a watch or is it just capeshit without capes?

Yes?

It's actually pretty funny

HNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG. she knows how to show her feet

Oh fuck, how did I not know this.

>kiddo
>feigning condescension in a last ditch desperate attempt to save face anonymously on the internet
seething much? i can smell your impotent rage. incel.

kek

incredibly blue pilled opinion

keep coping. Youre jerking off tonight im not

out of viagra? try a splint.

haha imagine breeding her

>Youre jerking off tonight
leave me out of your fantasies, creep.

Kevin Hart is annoying and some of his scenes will piss you off but overall its actually worth a watch. Jack Black is funny in it.

four out of five creeps are female (incels)

If it sux there will be hell to pay

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How many zero's do I need in my account before I can breed her?

why do the guests on a youtube gamer channel know more about videogames than the faggot host

At least 6 if you catch her when she’s drunk

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Professional YouTubers aren't exactly the most evolved individuals

The joke is that it doesn't have almost nothing of gaming.

>THENUT.jpg
man....she REALLY should have been Mary Jane Watson.

i...i want to go live in Scotland!

#me two

My man!

The second one was entertaining. I didn't expect much from it. It doesn't compare to the original in any way however.
I'll still watch the new one for Karen.

lmao what the fuck is that tag there for? Are those repurposed curtains?

Any stories user?

She prob returned the dress after the premier

but I mean cmon. they're playing what a ps3 game and he's asking if it was like the ps1 game was like and if she played with friends on the ps1. jack black is full on how do you do fellow kids here.

>how to out yourself as a total manlet in one second

He is pretty much retired playing video games with cute girls. I don't see the problem.

That makes some sense, its just a real big tag.

It's a PS4 game that's a remake of a PS1 game, hence why he's asking how similar it was to the original.

Washing instructions

My room so we can have sex

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that's a strut, baby.

>life is a drink that you have to succ deep

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I want a 3some with her and Phoebe Buffay.

Post her other nude ass scene

Nope. We weren't in the same friend groups or anything. I just seen her around and thought she was hot. Then I seen her on TV a few years later and was like "fucking hell that's Karen!".

I'd let Karen Gillan beat me up

I unironically watch Jablinksi

She probably watched her brother playing it, what's worng with that? She never said she played games she just said it was her favorite. She wasn't the best but she wasn't doing horrible (with the cuts we were shown anyway)

>"Crash Bandicoot is my favorite game"
>*aku aku follows her*
>"ugh why is that thing following me?"
Just say it's a game you know of or something

I've been watching it so far but the novelty is wearing off pretty quickly. There are parts of episodes that are pretty good but mostly it's just a boring vlog of him stuffing his fat face.

This is exactly what happened with my sister

Yeah that confused me. She clearly knew how to play it, but she didn't know Aku Aku? Maybe she just forgot about him?

that's like 99% breast padding sadly

holy shit kek

I'm a manlet and I would never say something like this. How else will I free my sons from the curse?

If they keep Karen in that outfit again then yes!

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

I like the Kyle episodes

they are taking a break from the sequel in that webm so yes

how many of her are there

yay! cant wait!

One for each of us my friend

Would give up an eye for a karen gillan gf

It'll be gay and you know it

think she ever has pissed in anyones mouth?

>insecurity