Confess

I can't even watch movies anymore, I want to kill myself

To make it look like people talk to me, I send myself snaps on Snapchat to increase my snap score because nobody talks to me

I actually like television and movies.

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I'm a --40 year old virgin

I am Yea Forums's most prolific poster, yet I have never watched a single movie or television.

I posted in an obvious doxing, data mining thread

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Do you ever forgive people?

I'm the only real poster on Yea Forums and everyone else is just an elaborate A.I spamming posts to try and convince me I'm not alone here

I don't even watch movies or tv.

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I like the matrix. All movies. And the anime.

I voted for Trump in 2016

t. elaborate AI

i hate watching movies i think theyre retarded and for fat americans but i come here to shitpost and tell people they have bad movie taste

why are those threads not allowed here?

Thanks to this board I can only get off to interracial porn

"have sex" and "incel" are my powerwords and I can't keep posting or argue or have any opinion after someone posts them
How do you understand that I'm a 39 year old virgin?
I don't even take part in marvel shitposting threads

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im a 30 year old opiate addict on methadone matinence with no prospects in life and a laundry list of health issues that are going to be hard to take care of with my shitty government insurance. the only reason i don't kill myself is because i know it would destroy my mom, one of the few people i truly love in this world. oh and my gf of 7+ years that id talked about marriage with recently broke up with me cuz i'd become such a worthless piece of shit and the worst part is i know she's better off now. hopefully ill die on my sleep tonight, wish me luck bros.

I haven't seen Alita yet.

I don't hate niggers

only superhero threads are allowed here

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I love trannies

The MCU is the worst thing to ever happen to cinema

I hate this board and have no idea why i keep coming back. i just do

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Last time I had sex was exactly 2 years ago. I'm having sex again next saturday with Staci. She costs a fortune ($200 usd an hour) but based on her reviews she is worth it and is actually a fitness coach that's also prostitute (I'm in Mexico atm)

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I actually enjoy most movies because they distract me from not having a life

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Do I have to say more?

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I'm going through a real rough fucking time right now because I'm an ignorant fucking fool and people in my family are reaching out to me because they're worried I'm going to hurt myself

I've actually had sex dozens of times and its extremely overrated

sometimes your penis forgets how to work with a girl after not being with one for a long time

good luck mexibro hope you have a great time

I made this exact thread yesterday.

Do you have to take it back to a penis school?

I non-sarcastically liked showgirls when it came out.

I liked Dawn of Justice, only lex Luther I didn't like.

My favorite movies are the old John Hughes film like Pretty in Pink and Ferris Bueller day off.

he was home-schooled

I'm on a 2 weeks nofap streak and got some backup (openly sold here in Mexico). I'm a leaf btw

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HOw does that work? you just take a pill and your dick gets hard?

You'll be fine man, good luck!
Just remember to get high quality condoms and don't drink too much before hand.

I fap to scat

I'm a film academic who mostly just hangs out in /lbxd/ threads or on Yea Forums

I honestly don't know why I waste my time here. I'm slumming it, I guess.

I hate movies and only come here to check the culture war

Exactly
Unfortunately a lot of young men take it even though they don't need it, because of pressure to "perform" in bed.
When this shit kicks in a woman simply resting her hand on your lap will give you an iron boner. You don't need any foreplay whatsoever, when it's time to have sex you'll be hard as soon as you remove your underwears and your dick realizes what's coming next
Your downtime between orgasms is dramaticallt reduced, you can easily cum 2,3,4 times in an hour

>I'm a film academic
what restaurant do you work at?

I only own Eyes Wide Shut so I can skip to the party scene and fap to it

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I'm tenure track. No joke.

I haven’t actually watched any movies produced after 2011, but I still discuss recent movies as if I saw them. I’m a regular in capeshit threads, yet the only MCU movie I’ve ever seen was the first Iron Man.

I gave up fapping for Lent. I'm not going to make it.

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I have listened to Type O Negative obsessively for the past three years. It goes beyond being a mere fan. This band has become an integral part of my miserable little life, and I can't imagine where I'd be without them. It's like psychotherapy to me at this point. I have listened to October Rust after work every single evening because every song perfectly molds and amplifies whatever fucking feeling is going through me.

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i wish more people would post in supernatural threads I make one every day but never get more than 20 people there

meanwhile /jazz/general and /alita/general reach bump limit with 700 unique posters in like 12 minutes fck this gay website

I'm the reason I'm alone. I can talk to people fine but if its someone I like, I freeze up. I can't even message her on social media because I don't know what to say.
As a side effect to this, I really dislike romance in films (especially if it doesn't feel natural). It just reminds me of how much I'm impeding myself.

You can find that scene online.

>I still discuss recent movies as if I saw them

Don't you get BTFO when someone argues with you? Or you are 100% shitposting?

I know, it's the anticipation of me actually getting up and putting the blu ray in and waiting for it to load that gets me "ready". the sex party scene is a fetish of mine I want to live out someday.

Why not just go to /x/?

I’m usually able to change peoples minds. I browse this shithole 12 hours a day, so I probably know more about every capeshit movie than most people who have actually seen them.

I drink steel reserve

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I watch Friends because of the comfy 90s sets and nostalgia but have never actually laughed at a single joke on the show.

leave you sick fuck

Ethernal sunshine of the spotless mind is a horrible romance movie, i feel sorry for jim carrey for playing that role.

>I browse this shithole 12 hours a day

I hope you don't limit yourself to cancerous boards only (tv, v, pol or mu)
Personally I enjoy trv and biz even though I'm a nocoiner

I voted for Hillary in 2016 but pretend I voted for Trump online for reasons I don't even understand.

I watch anime sometimes.

I'm sorry.

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OH IT SHOWS user, IT SHOWS

Not a sin. Kino

I've been here on this website since 2006 and I've never finished a single anime series.

lol I'm here every day and I don't watch porn ever. you gotta detox bro

Michelle is 100% a catfish. That's a model with a fuckton of followers

based

Supernatural is a good show but the thing is you need to watch it to be able to discuss it and people might want to discuss different things depending on how far they are into it or what's on their mind. A show like I Am Jazz people don't even need to watch to be able to voice an opinion because of its cultural relevance.

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Nice.

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If you have almost nothing to lose then go all out. Fuck killing yourself or dying in your sleep, go on a suicide mission. Rob a drug dealer or something dude.

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it's because you belong here

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I still miss her even if it has been over a year and I'm pretty sure she has already moved on but it's just so hard and on top of that I am no longer smoking weed for the first time in 4 years to the anxiety is devouring me. 3 days with no sleep so far, I hope I can make it.

Whatever you say skynet, you can't fool me nigger

you wear that pathetic attitute on your face and it shows. she doesnt respect you.

Same

If anime doesn't make you cringe then you're a certified manchild.

Captain Marvel is an inoffensive film

All capeshit is inoffensive
that's why it all sucks, they don't want to ruffle anyone's feathers

lmfao I don't really think it matters if someone who I have not seen or heard of for over a year respects me or not but thanks buddy I love you too