This kills the alt-right incel

This kills the alt-right incel.

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I logged onto my IMDB account for the first time in ten years, to give Captain Marvel 1 out of 10, despite having never seen it.

Come at me.

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HAVE SEX RIGHT NOW INCEL

>a MCU flick makes money

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Ask me how i know you have never had sex

capeshit is here to stay it seems.
glad shyamalan's flick didn't flop

Yea Forums btfo again lmao

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>author name

you sly devil you

no thank you

Cinema is dead

have sex

i have never even heard of this film outside of 4chinner

Between production cost and the pr campaign what's the break even point for this movie?

>because we know if a movie is successful after it's been one one day.

"Alt right incels" know this is shilling and you are stupid for not knowing.

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incel
aka "involuntarily celibate", a person (usually male) who has a horrible personality and treats women like sexual objects and thinks his lack of a sex life comes from being "ugly" when its really just his blatant sexism and terrible attitude. incels have little to no self awareness

learn to sex

have prep

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this kills the reporter

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>silverstein

everytime

Go ahead and find yourself. If you dare.

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honestly im a virgin and i'd never watch a capeshit movie like captain marvel. its just banter

Didn't they spend 150 mil to make this movie?
If it only pulls 150 mil in opening weekend isn't that a failure?

>(((Silverstein)))

heh, big surprise

If some mega degenerate like Charlie Sheen comes out and says he disliked the movie, will he be considered an incel too?

At minimum 500 million.

They can actually predict within a few hours what it will make with incredible certainty. This a multi billion dollar industry. You think they’re shooting from the hip?

BASED

>Mordecai Silverstein

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>IMDB

no one actually goes to IMDB for modern info

>Mordecai Silverstein

That is a made up name, right?

absolute red pill

they can't predict word of mouth and second weekend falloff if people don't like it.

That's why they are
1. Censoring bad reviews and ratings
2. Paying for seats to fool people that its watchable
3. Censoring youtube opinions by shuffling reviews.


They think if they fuck people hard enough it will fool people into thinking its good.

imagine being so assblasted about being told to have sex that you make this picture

lol

Have sex

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can i ask you something just out of curiosity, as someone who doesn't really care about the profits, why do you you care? i just want good movies to come out, i'm sick of bad movies. that's it. it doesn't mean anything to me how or why movies are made, i'm just bored and i want to be entertained, and it's annoying to me that every single movie is so low effort and shitty but looks good because they can afford expensive equipment, but i can't even be bothered to go see it in a theater because they are so boring that if i take a friend they'll fall asleep and be pissed off at me and i wont blame them lol. thats happened to me with almost every movie ive taken another person to since 2007 when i personally fell asleep to dark knight rises which i HAD been hype for because i saw batman begins twice in theaters when i was 19 and everyone thought it was the best movie ever. but we definitely never talked about or gave one fuck ever about how much money the movies we saw made. i can't recall ever in my life having one single conversation about a movies profits, or overhearing around me such a conversation. so what the fuck is wrong with you?