Okay user but what exactly do you mean by "I'm just not a fan of weed?"

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>DUDE WEED, FUCK YOU
I'm not a fan of Joe

It is a wonderful treatment for insomnia, nausea and lack of appetite.

>no red glowing eyes
This wasn't Rogan angry about weed.

Weed induces memory loss.
Alcohol just makes you stop recording memories past a certain point of intoxication, but weed makes you brain dead.

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The last time I did edibles I had a panic attack and it felt like I was in a loop where I couldn't remember the last 30 seconds. Then my body started vibrating and I sat on my couch wondering if I should call 911 to take me to the hospital.

>For decades weed legalizaton was a marginal issue that only Boomer and Gen-X hippie LARPers cared about
>Basically an inside joke among a small subculture of tokers, nobody really cared about weed past highschool or college
>In 2014 Monsanto basically buys out the government of Uruguay, and pays it to legalize weed
>Gets involved in massive cultivation project
>Suddenly every media fag and shill can’t shut up about DUDE WEED LMAO
>Massive normalization and legalization campaign
>Blitz push for legalization in several states of the US and other countries
>Health benefits are being accepted as gospel despite being minimally studied in lab environments
>Health risks are being downplayed as REEFER MADNESS despite coming up in peer-reviwed studies again and again
>In 2019 it’s a billion dollar industry with little to no oversight producing absolutely insane 70% THC strains

really makes me think

take a hot shower it will stop you from overdosing on weed

Edibles fuck you up too much imo, and for too long

Dude just chillax and eat funyuns XD

>take me to the hospital.
>DOCTOR HELP ME
>Don't worry, son
>we can save you
*sits you in front of a tv with a bag of chips*
>that will be $2000 please

It's boring and it makes everyone around you boring. It's the worst fucking drug around. When people smoke they become they dullest braindead imaginable. If you smoke weed you a literally a moron and probably wondering "why am I so unmotivated all the time, why am I depressed? :("

>producing absolutely insane 70% THC strains
that was one of the reasons i stopped smoking i just wanted to get a little high not be incapacitated for 4 hours

Source for the monsanto thing? I mean, i believe it. The (((media))) really started to shill weed in the last few years

they've been trying to replace smoking with weed and weed will do the exact opposite to your brain what smoking does, get tobacco pilled

>thedailybell.com/all-articles/cannabis-marijuana/monsanto-marijuana-initiative-grows-in-uruguay/
>actualidad.rt.com/actualidad/view/116718-monsanto-busca-cultivar-marihuana-uruguay-ogm
>globalresearch.ca/the-war-on-weed-monsanto-bayer-and-the-push-for-corporate-cannabis/5534771

Needless to say MSM news outlets SOMEHOW missed this development, and decided not to report on it so it was completely memory-holed. But people were on to it as far back as 2013, a full year before the buyout, as you can see.

>For decades weed legalizaton was a marginal issue that only Boomer and Gen-X hippie LARPers cared about
Topkek, no it's been a generation spanning that didn't just stop with Gen-Xers
>People downplay the side effects if marijuana
Makes your teeth yellow, increases your risk of lung cancer (smoking is smoking), and THC is a psychoactive substance which virtually anyone who studies or smokes weed would tell you that if you have any history of psychosis or delirium that THC can worsen your condition.

Alcohol is worse
>Suddenly Monsanto
Yeah I would like a sauce

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From your first source
>It has been reported that marijuana was criminalized in the US because of two men: Harry Anslinger, director of the newly established US Federal Bureau of Narcotics in the early 1930s, and William Randolf Hearst, owner of a huge chain of newspapers.

>Anslinger needed to criminalize marijuana to support the expansion of the bureau and Hearst was glad to help because he had big investments in timber and wanted to forestall hemp paper in competition.
So , according to your sauce we are both just corporate shills by virtue of our opinion. You're just falling for the older propoganda

I never liked how edibles felt. Smoking was wonderful, although it can take over your life and you only look forward to the next time being high

I don't mind being put on my ass but high thc gives too strong psychological effects. I've gone a bit back to alcohol because of it, until I can find better weed strains with more CBD and less thc

Nah booze makes you brain dead, weed makes your short term memory a bit shittier.

Whatever helps you sleep at night.

Marijuana is fine, doesn't matter that Monsanto is trying to corner other possible business ventures in it's production and research.

Ok, sure thing.

At least you admit your mistake. Props to you, fren

Monsanto doesn't even exist anymore, if you're going to shill at least do it right

underrated

Oh excuse me, it's true, it now belongs to literally Big Pharma Bayer

>posts on Yea Forums

Only downside of weed for me is forgetting shit, even during conversations sometimes I'd forget what it was about like a minute later

It's the smell, Joe. I don't know how you stand it. Also it's strongly linked to early hair loss.

Based af

based

Weed is good if you want to drastically decrease anger (since your short term memory will be so shit you'll forget about what you were enraged about a minute ago).

Edibles will make you feel like you have 3000 latency for 10 hours.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4827335/#!po=58.6957

Enjoy the read.

Fucking pussy.

what did you eat? A brownie? You need to take that shit in a controlled way, not whatever your friend throws into his brownie mix.

>be me
>really boring summer weekend
>nobody around
>decide to go for walk and blaze
>find cozy, shady corner to light up in
>soon as I finish hear police sirens nearby
>paranoid rest of walk
>buzzkill.exe

If you couldn't remember the last 30 seconds, how the fuck did you know you were in a loop?

I smell Jewish tricks

Thread full of lightweight zoomers.

>DUDE MY NATURAL DOPAMINE REUPTAKE IS COMPLETELY OBLITERATED I LITERALLY CANNOT EXPERIENCE REWARD STIMULUS ANYMORE LMAO
based and anhedoniapilled

I only take substances a few times a year, and that’s to get retardedly drunk and dance with girls all night

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>BRO I NEED TO FEEL HAPPY. I NEED DOPAMINE
cringe and bluepilled

This is a trap just say no comment
He has an article to disprove anything you say and you don't have the time to dissect the research methodology

based virgin

OH HELL YEAH!

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Is Rogan a paid shill for the weed jew? he has millions of young impressionable boys listening to his podcast

He has property in Colorado, probably invested into some weed shop.

He probably is, but loads of stoners can tell you all about the politics of legalizing weed for hours on end, but couldn't tell you the first thing about about any other political subject.

I just injected tapentadol into my rectum 30 min ago. AMA

Does your tapeworm tell you what to do?

Same

I wonder how many young adults are legitimately single-issue weed legalization voters

was and will make me ill
i take a gram and only am

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oh man, this feels great. The occasional/non-habitual indulgence in opiates>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>any type of weed use

All of them. I remember when I turned 18, everyone I knew was only interested in weed. I never heard anyone mention politics outside of weed legalization until late college.

i like weed but my entire life doesnt goes around weed like retards do.
Is just like beer. I like to have a beer, but i dont wear beer clothing, listen music about beer or drink beer all day every day.

I fucking hate stoners, they are useless pieces of shit.

>"im a closet fascist, Joe. I just don't like when people like things that i don't like"

I don't get it

And you never will

Yes, that is what potfreaks think when they light up in the morning.

i smoked weed 4 or 5 times. it was very underwhelming.

have sex and you will

holy shit, this exact thing happened to me exact from a THC dab, except it was at a party and i had a nervous breakdown in front of everyone

i mean it's cool and what not but i don't see why you have to dull your mind to enjoy yourself. no one gave a fuck about weed 10 years ago and now it's the everywhere. weed shills go away

Asked quintinposter

I took edibles and it was pretty fun for the first two hours, then I felt like I was going to die for about 40 minutes and laid on the bed in fetal position, then I was back to having fun again after that.

i dotn either user, thats ozymandias from watchmen?

I had a similar experience the first time I got high. (I was like 12 years old though.) I couldn't figure out if what just happened really happened or if I was just imagining it. I would stomp on the floor and then feel like I only did it in my imagination and then do it again and it started to feel like I was in some kind of time loop and couldn't stop.

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Kek

>Is just like beer. I like to have a beer, but i dont wear beer clothing, listen music about beer or drink beer all day every day.
are you implying that people don’t do this?

>no one gave a fuck about weed 10 years ago
Literally what? 10 years ago was 2009 and stoners were probably more weed obsessed than they are now. I know cus I was one of them.

Just saw a dude wearing a Jameson beanie last night, idk how many times I’ve seen a coors windbreaker either