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sneed is italian i bet
Ohhhh marone
Its definitely Madonn' or Madonna
where is me mama?
Who was in the wrong here?
Carmella for sure. Tony likes Some Pulp. She knew that.
clearly pregnant
Some Pulp is the perfect amount. There's a huge difference between it and With Pulp
>Will you guys please stop punching Indians and listen to my stand-up for one second?
it was an abortion Michael
Carmella shut the dooooooooooooooooooooooooooor
I TOOOLD YOU YOOUNG PEOPLE THAT CRACK IS SOME BAD SHIT
I read that Christopher is supposed to be the worst episode. Is this just because race relations make blogger faggots uncomfortable?
GABAGOOOOOOOOOL
Probably because it had one of the hottest girls in it as well
SHAREEF DON'T LIKE IT
>i wonder whats french canadian for "carlo's lipstick was on vitos cock"?
LOCK THE CASHBOX
LOCK THE CASHBOX
it's a pleb filter for the morons who think the Sopranos is primarily a mob show rather than a show about families
Why and when Ray Curto flipped?
>"..That's Nostradamus, idiot."
>'Yeah, Notre Damus, that's where he played ball at, Tone; good memory.'
>ITT
20 fucking years
In MY book, you get points for staying OUT of the can. Uncle philly doesn't deserve SHIT!
you never pondered about the backs of Notre Dame ?
What did Dom think he was going to gain by breaking balls here? Fat fuck ruined some perfectly good meatballs too, oh marone
I've heard that as well, but honestly I like it way more than the episode with Bokeem Woodbine as a rapper or any Chris-goes-Hollywood adventure.
>He was gay... Gary Coopah?
Makes it worth the watch alone.
"You're fucking with the JANNIES asshole!"
Ohh what is that, your girl scout troop?
ALL RIGHT NOW
BABY IT'S A ALL RIGHT NOW
some sneed
How many years did he spend in prison?
Nick dipaolo is based and redpilled
Best girl
11 years and 5 months
You should, hes the best comedian in the game currently.
Are you telling me that in the 9 years this show took place no one in the FBI knew Tony was visiting a therapist and none of them thought to plant bugs in her office?
20 YEARS IN THE CAN
>taking
>it
>in
>the
>ass
The reason this wouldn't be legal is literally explained in the opening scene you brainlet
Lol fuck doctor patient confidentiality they feds can just make up some bullshit and throw the book at her if she doesn't comply
I'm so glad that fat fuck got what he deserved
Don't talk shit about vito
thats not milfy
Give him a break, Syracuse tanked and he was in a bad mood. What they find up your corner pocket user?
always wondered this, The only scene i remember is right before Livia's wake. Whats up with that?
literally the only bad episode
I actually liked the music industry episode, good jew vs. nigs matchup, and the nu metal guy and his shitty music is hilarious. The hollywood episodes were shit though, only redeeming quality is
a) she was a hooa
fuckin buchiach
>there are "people" out there that think Tony died
Who was in the wrong here?
>Sopranos thread
It doesn't matter
Watch it, Ani!
literal 10/10
What would've happened if Finn went to the baseball game
Anyone got Phil's Animorph jpg ?
Lads, my broadband is down at the moment and Im sending this while tethering my phone to my PC, can anybody get me a Magnet link to season 4? Im not on any private trackers and my sim provider seems to be blocking the pirate bay, the only other torrents I have access to all have minimal seeders.
480p preferred due to file size but 720p would be okay too. Please do this user a favor. Many thanks.
>Hey Finn I got tickets to the Yankees game!
He would have caught more than one ball
That cleaver one got me.
There should be one about Furio
Paulie was quite the inquisitor.
What you're getting from Israel, and more specifically a broader control over the Levant is worth a lot more than a ship.
Carmela. She's a spoiled worthless cunt. Her only job is buying groceries and can't even get juice Tone likes
AJ go wait outside
I work in a bar and had some Italian customers came in and I asked them what mulignan meant cause I really didn't know, they didn't tell me
So was Tony assassinated in retaliation for having Phil Leotardo killed?
If this isn't bait, it means eggplant
Wasnt the carmine family mostly involved in that?
Also GOO-mah is actually Comare, Spaghetti Spic for "God mother."
The hit on Phil was sanctioned by the New York family.
so close
These fucking people man i'm telling you
thats the right kinda thic
they didnt kill phil. it was another body double, if you carefully watch the scene "phil" looks a bit different
How do you kill a house?
I thought the music industry episodes were promising, and I'm still blown away that they had the balls to go there (Jews exploiting blacks without remorse) but they just didn't feel well executed. I always got the sense that Bokeem's character was playing at being a gang banger and not actually a gang banger, and that always undercut the menace he was supposed to have in his scenes. I don't know, maybe that was the point.
Butchie wanted Tony dead just to be sure there was no more retribution against the Lupertazzi family. He made a deal with Paulie who will lead the NJ family now that Tony is gone.
Didnt Tony hate Phil though? Why would there be any retribution.
Sidestepping that can of worms, I just want to say that this scene were Anthony Jr. finally catches up to what Meadow has clearly known for some time is fucking brilliantly shot.
It was a beautiful fucking restaurant, who would burn it down?
Correct and fanook is short for finnochio meaning fennel, which is supposedly what they used to throw onto pyres of burning gay men so it wouldn't stink so bad, making it the equivalent of faggot in English. Mezza finook means half a fag, aka bisexual.
NON
STOP
ASS RAPE
>just fucking tortured and murdered a captain of the soprano crew
>perfect time to bust balls
moron
I WANT TO BURY MY FACE BETWEEN THOSE TITS
I was always trying to figure out if that was Vito's attempt to bribe him to keep quite or if it was his idea of step one for grooming Finn for butt sex.
Mah nigga you need to look into news groups.
FUCKING D girl!
You have 10 seconds to prove you're loyle to the capo, or Chip is taking all your cannolis
There are some good streaming services
>jewish
>steals chrissy's ideas
holy fuck chase
I have 10 sneeds
I came into work early one morning. Your head was half in the toilet, your hair was in the toilet water. Disgusting.
GINO? Fuck you doin?! Vito is gonna kill you!
Best girl
NO EATIN IN DA CAH
>a fuckin' D girl
>best anything
UP IN THE CLUB
Top kek
UP IN DA CLUB
Don't pull that "aw shucks" shit with me. You fuckin' raped and killed the hostage.
100% carmella. Tony said he wanted SOME pulp. Not this much.
Stupida facken club
this is the only kind of this meme that's made me laugh
>episode called Christopher
>not about being loyal to my capo
ITS FUCKING STARTING
you got a-one thousand dollars on-a your club
UP IN THA DUBZ
sounds like a rat to me.
Davey you're doing a good job!
noah was legit shoot gay for not fucking her
she cute
up in da club~
You guys sucked each others cocks?
stupida facking dubs
impressive, very nice
Yea Forums tell you what why dont you stop breaking my ba
stupid fhacking dubs
you gotta a bee onna you head
>my life
>Ay, Tone. You know anne frank's diary was written with ballpoint pen? Dey didn't even have dose yet. Dats some Leonardo da vinci shit.
The writing really took a whole new direction in the latter seasons didn't it
>357
nice
You give Shlomo whateva da fuck he wants
Cock suckas
do Americans really do this?
Americans are the most cringy tourists
and here I thought the Germans were classless pieces of shit
t. projecting britoid
it's actually the Chinese
I'm a proud member of the Finnic race and that was a Sopranos quote
its the fuckin Swahili
The guy in charge of the aspect ratio
Tony. It's nothing but sugar and he's a fat fuck.
i use 1337x(dot)to for all my needs, has most of what the bay has and has never been down for me
*blocks your path*
citric acid is actually really good for preventing kidney stones
BASED FINFAN
STUPIDA FUCKING GAME
And sugar fucks the rest of you, which is what fruit juice is. Sugar causes inflammation and makes you over emotional, befitting of Tony
Maybe if I spoke SWAHILI
This guy posts on 8pol and is a Nazi
>not loyle
Wew lad
That was funny in motion.
couple of mobsters with angry faces and leather jackets cruising with the small golf cart and pointing with the gift wrapped club. Looks ridiculous.
They could've just made Tony and Furio walk up to the guy but instead they created this little moment.
doesn't surprise me by the look of him. I just use his picture occasionally for the Finnish caveman aesthetic.
but was tony eviler ethan whalter white?
LOL, you have clearly not encountered Chinese or Brazilian tourists. When I was traveling in Latin America the American tourists were like fucking saints compared to the huehuehues and the chinks. The Euros just kept getting robbed, which was hilarious. It was mostly due to dumb broads not realizing they were in a dangerous neighborhood until it was too late. The Aussies were top cunts.
Gabagool? Ova err
UP IN DA CLUB
Who was in the wrong here?
"Piglets In The Blanket? Ovah here!"
cursed image
Currently on my first watch, only a few episodes left of Season 3.
I gotta say, the way Ton is treating Ralph is bullshit. I truly hope Ralph sticks around longer like I wished for Richie, but I don't see it happening
>based Bobby thread
reminder: hard shell, soft core
Soft shell, hard core
A: he was a dipshit cokehead
B: he killed a working girl, a civilian
C: his hair was fake
D: he refused the drink
you're right, Ralph is a beautiful creature.
A. She was a hooah
B. She hit me
C. That wasn't my kid she was carrying
D. I was on a lot of coke
E. I don't give a fuck what any little slit thinks of me
F. They didn't have flat tops in ancient Rome
G. I was born handsome instead of rich
H. There was a lot of wine that night
I. She slipped, she fell, I don't know
J. It was the Indians and the commie fucks
K. I had my hearing aids turned down
L. I caught the clap from some hippie broad I was fucking
M. She wanted to stick a dildo up my ass, make believe she was pimpin' me out
N. He wasn't that smart to begin with
O. Fucking Gladiator ya fuck
P. She didn't even say hello to me
Q. She was a cock sucking slob
R. 350 only buys you a hello
S. My balls were bigger than an Irish broads ass
T. No accountability, this kid
U. She was a little pig- headed if you ask me
V. Last year, you believed a flyin' saucer was over East Rutherford.
W. I had to reclaim Rome for my people
X. I hear Ginny Sack's getting a ninety five pound mole taken off her ass
Y. It was a fucking hooarse
Z. I can be on time tomorrow but you'll be stupid forever
it's amazing how many of these are from just the episode University.
HE WAS A GOOD EARNER
>bane and cia posters
A fine touch.
imagine the smell
GET BACK IN YOUR OFFICE DAVID
That nigga needs to moisturize and condition God damn
Carmella stopped time before he could turn into a house, crushing his assailant.
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fuck him, I don't get why people sympathize with fucking Ralphie of all characters.
YEEAAHHH
there's no evidence butchie made a deal with paulie.
what's in the final episode is paulie accepting ralphie's old crew over patsy's head in spite of the "curse". what's being set up is conflict in the aftermath when Paulie wants to "honor Tony's wishes" in spite of the fact that Patsy's son is engaged to Meadow. NY just wanted to do business with whoever was left, they didn't need Paulie specifically.
It think it's the guys that were on a lot of ADD medicine back in high school, considered themselves class clowns, and said they were "misunderstood" by their teachers and principals, aka their capos and bosses.
one of the reasons the show was so successful was because of morons.
DRINKWATER
CHEESE FUCK
>The cop got what was coming to him
FUCKING KEK, holy shit imagine having an Italian mother that would only ever see you in a good light no matter how you fucked up. No wonder Jersey is such a fuck up of a state, Jesus Christ.
mulignan is bastardized version of the word melanzan, which means eggplant. it's the italian word for "nigger", since eggplant has black skin
Ayyy tone
Bump
weird flex but ok
Cringe
Ω. Is it truly his fault that she's a klutz?
Watch it, shlomo
Was Christopher Chip the whole time?
Cops in jersey and New York are worse than the mob
is her head CGIed onto her body there?
DAVEY GET MY FUCKIN' GAGOOL
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Name a more kino scene
I don't get it, why did they show some random asian guy named "Christopher Moltisanti" taking a stockbroker exam?
What was chase thinking?
Spider. He should have left the cheese at his feet.
As we can see at the end, it was a dream sequence. Tony dreamed of fucking Melfi and he also dreamed of having a non-fuckup son. Christopher is like a son to him (and also a fuckup), so they got mixed and he got an academically successful Asian son named Christopher Moltisanti.
Watch it, Pussy!
Watch it, Nappa
I can believe that, any copper that would enforce such shitty, shitty gun laws while turning a blind eye to mooley's and their yid masters has to be dumb or corrupt, or both.
Characters that are considered terrible but are actually based and redpilled
B R A V O CHASE
R
A
V
O
Livia is blackpilled, not redpilled
How did Paulie age so much from 1990-1999?
best actress in the show.
You're gonna be late for the bus, user! You want to have to walk through the colored neighborhood?
One of the most kino moments in TV history coming thru
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How come the characters talk about Goodfellas but don't notice Paulie, Chris, Pussy, Melfi etc?
What would you do?
Watch it
what the fuck is that face
>quads, then trips, then dubs
nice.... very nice
>Artie
Would
unironically better than pine barrons
I turned into a gypsy woman, so what?
Hi guys.
What's the deal with Ralphie, why isn't he wop looking like the rest of them?
Where am I Chrissy?
who the fuck are you huh?
GUINEA MOTHERFUCKER
>That bump
based FBI chick knowing what the boys want
THAT SUGARLESS MOTHERFUCKER WAS THE LAST DRINK YOU'LL EVER HAD
he had a blonde/brunette hairpiece. Maybe he wasn't naturally blonde.
Wait what is his hair color? Sometimes he looks like he has brown hair. I have hair autism.
Im looking at his hairline and its just literally not a wig. Any wig experts know something I don't?
Redpill me on Ralphie. He was a problem causing belligerent, right? Bur killing him is still hypocrisy because Tony is also a nuisance?
>Alicia Witt
uma delicia
they're all a bunch of hypocrite fuckheads. Even Bobby.
>we don’t want to hear about your idea for a musical about the founding fathers. Was there a motel on this spot? The Haven-Air?
Well yeah but I'm split if Ralphie legitimately deserved to die or if they all deserve to die or what really was meant there
Is Ralphie being killed about how fucked up Tony is, or is it about how fucked up Ralph is?
So, what, I HAVE to hate Colombus?
They're both fucked up. If they were real people in your everyday life they would all deserve death.
He's the asshole at work who nobody can stand but has to be kept around because he's good at what he does, and in this case the job is dirty. Ethically he probably deserved to be put into the ground but little more than most of the other characters and Tony only snapped on him because he's mentally unstable, it was completely inappropriate in the context of their business.
What's with the Ayo Tone meme, but I can't google it or find it on kowyourmeme? Would watch that series also tho
YO TONE WHATS THE DEAL WITH THIS SNEED GUY
ITS WHERE MY BODY... SHUT DOWN...
you know, she never had the makings of a varsity parent
>tfw ywn watch The Sopranos for the first time again
Seems to be the case. Of all the characters I think he's the one with the most protest and outward arguing about himself never doing anything wrong. He actually succeeds in getting me to think anyone who blames him for anything is full of shit, sometimes. He's so fucking pointlessly confident, it really is mentally taxing how lacking in accountability he is
There's a lot of musical segments in this show and its a running gag for someone to start by declaring 'A is your tone'
Rumor has it this will be the last comfy Sopranos thread before Sneedposters start making themseleves comfy in themselves...big if true
>missing the point entirely
That scene wasn't about orange juice, at all retards
Its clearly about the juice you fucking fucko. He literally says he wants SOME pulp, and then points to the juice lmao
Some fucking people... I tell ya.
Wow, you're really perceptive
Alright buddy lets hear whatever big arcane interpretation of this scene has you needing to correct jokes about it
that sugarless motherfucker was the last fuckin' drink you're ever gonna have
Why is this threat so fucking real?
based aj
Its realistic. Everyone says things like "oh if I were to die I'd want to have a nice steak" or "Id be drunk as fuck" or "I'd go skydiving" or "down swinging".
Nah. Odds are you'll die with some fucking toast in your stomach with some tepid flat no name soda.
I gotta sit down, I feel like I can't stand. Is that okay Tony?
Was this execution a part of the fever dream?
Yeah and Pussy is now an FBI consultant in Kansas
Idk could have been a post facto reconciliation dream Tony has after approving the hit
>an Italian mother that would only ever see you in a good light no matter how you fucked up
i wish.
i can help here. the mother sees accordingly:
1) husbands and sons are pieces of shit when alive (no matter what they achieve), yet saints when they die. livia is typical. however the mother will never speak negatively about the children or husband to outsiders.
2) sisters and brothers are neglectfuul, disloyal backstabbers and whores when they are alive (again, no matter how generous or caring), yet saints when they die
3) parents same pattern as 1 + 2
4) cousins, nieces, nephews, and close non-blood children are ALL cherubs who can do no wrong. they are all adored even if they murder. it's never their fault. the criminal in my family is more adored than the major university dean in my family.
5) family outsiders from new jersey are given some trust, non-italians are never fully embraced.
>it was completely inappropriate in the context of their business.
I wouldn't agree with that. He basically admitted to killing the horse (even if he really didn't), which in the context of their business would be a pretty fucking big deal, since Tony had claimed partial ownership over the horse and had expressed fondness towards her many times. In any kind of top-down dictatorship that would be a major mistake.
Tony probably shouldn't have claimed such ownership of the horse, but once he did, Ralphie definitely shouldn't have killed her.
Formerly Comfy
they're just the junior partners.
Gas italians
Too bad we never got to see Sooranos with Livia as the final boss
imagine being on death row and you ask for a coke as your part of your last meal and you get a diet coke instead
What was Phil's problem? He kept esclating things over and over.
Also why did his people turn on him?
that would've been fucking great. They could've done a lot with that character.
Why was there never any follow up on the whole jew v nigger rap situation? Like it was the story point for like 3 episodes straight and then it just was summed up in
>"my lawyers will speak with yours"
I guess it kinda went off into its own story with chris trying to get into the music business but why even involve hesh?
They shouldn't had killed off Mikey so quickly, he was the perfect antagonist
No. Remember the dream when he was driving on the way to the hit? He dreams about what his life would be like where he has a normal life and doesn't have to kill his friend.
There was so much awesome shit set up in that first season about Lydia literally being the Soprano Boss too
Down by the boardwalk with a cock in Janice's mouth
>is Pepsi alright
i fucking love sopranos memes
3 o'clock
Whats Johnny Sack's problem?
He knew i liked that kid
Cope for being married to a sphere
Lost it at the vipers kill tony
Saladin, my arch-nemesis
You sound like a fuckin race horse
Richie too
Get off my stoop
Try to Name a funnier moment than when Lauren Bacall got punched. You can't.
It's that fukkin zip furio
GO BACK TO NEW JERSEY
He was such a perfect snivelling piece of shit, but he wouldn't have been as notable since Junior really lost his teeth after season 1. I like comic relief grandpa Junior more than antagonist Junior tbqh
IT WAS A FUCKIN ANIMAL
Who killed Tony
i think we all did, user. we all did.
jesus christ
>He's so fucking pointlessly confident
I know people like this irl and they make me so jealous.They can have a double digit IQ but none of that matters because they know they're always right.
it's hard to be more hated than AJ, but Janice really pulled it off
And they still get pussy for not being self aware
And it fucking WORKS on others and even on me sometimes. Like seriously with the right delusion or confidence some assholes can get away with flargrant offenses just by faking it
Eh, only for a but there when shes Tony's antagonist but she's a fun kook past season 3
I know that's what I'm getting at, "pointless" confidence will still get you a long way, even if you're an incompetent useless prick.
Gabagool addiction,such a terrible way to go
Its not even lack of self awareness oftentimes its narcissism and true self-worship or more often just intentional manipulation
Agreed
I guess what ever works
fuck those guys, that episode was great.
that scene in Hesh's stable is great, and the GARY COOPAH conversation is one of the golden comedy moments of the show.
you talkin about the Indian chick?
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Did they ever touch on how Ralphie made so much money? He's really just a confident sociopathic salesman
Not sure if there was any evidence or hints for that in the show, but I always assumed he'd been a rat for a long time, even longer than Big Pussy.
owned a construction company.
not gonna lie, I felt guilty when I watched that scene for the first time
yeah because it takes time to distinguish between people who are truly competent and earned their confidence and people who haven't
For some reason I think about this scene often youtu.be
it's like a scene out of the Tintin comics. T.One character is trying to distract himself at all costs while the other is trying to bring the focus to the major issue at hand. The Sopranos and Tintin really had a similar humor, especially in the dialogue where characters are confusedly talking about different matters entirely.
Tony, obviously
Artie didn't deserve any of the shit Tony did to him
Why was Paulie such shit
>Vito's twin brother Gino
Because he was the one who was most tortured on the show
>WE LEAD THE WORLD IN COMPUTERISED DATA COLLECTION
You got a bee on your hat
What a comfy style that is
Leather coat
Slacks
Leather shoes
Chain
Watch
Pinky ring
Braclet