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>Shazam was damn near perfect, pure of heart, incredibly funny, full of in-jokes and references, brought me a childlike joy to watch
Treat yourself this weekend user, and give money to something that is worth watching.
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I'm planning on seeing Chadzam. I can't wait 2bh. It's been a long time since I wanted to see a flick in the theaters.
Looks bretty gud to be honesd.
>childlike joy
Amazing
>fornite dances
>zoomer dances
>anti-white apehop music
>youtube aesthetics
>videogame sensibilities
>epicureanism as social currency inverted through solipsistic reddit fetish
>jewish actor pretending to be a christian man pretending to be a jew
>funkopop collecting betaplay signaling
>trendy stranger things executive decisions
This truly is a propaganda piece to keep straight white western men infantilized. Pure Yea Forums and Yea Forums numble ideals
Thanks fellow cool kid! This is DEFINITELY based and redpilled.
Also, make sure to vote Republican. It's the cool thing to do!
>Using CNN as a template
The point of b8 is not to expose your fakeness, user.
I'm sure that'll be a great comfort when Captain Marvel makes over a billion and those two pieces of shit bomb hard
How's that #AlitaChallenge thing going by the way? I bet it's going great
literally and unironically return to /r/politics
>brought me a childlike joy to watch
kill yourself you onions chugging faggot conservicuck
That's not how this meme works, you idiot.
Geez, now you've made me want to see it even more.
>These people are not shills
Have sex
You know that people read reviews before giving their money to something, right?
>Shazam is DC's most joyful and sweet movie since the era of Christopher Reeve's Superman, a funny yet earnest coming of age story
Yea Forums is fucking retarded
They literally don't know how anything works. In fact just a few days ago they were CONVINCED that Disney was forcing every movie theater IN THE WORLD to play Captain Marvel on all their screens because they were too stupid to know how movie theaters schedule their movies
>something happens so it must be a planned out conspiracy and propaganda
When will you finally take a good look at your life and end it?
Yes CRITICS REVIEWS DUMBASS
The ONLY time they're ever going to read yours is when a news outlet writes an article about how fucking pathetic you are
AHAHAHA
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SHAZAM IS LEFTIST APPROVED TRASH
based
Have sex
> how movie theaters schedule their movies
Mouse way or the highway
is this a Sneed filter or something
have sex
incel
>Yea Forums
These people aren't from Yea Forums though. Just look at how upset they get at the truth This is on the same level as when guardians of the galaxy came out and the Yea Forums plebs got upset the board said it looked like reddit trash
>jewish actor
Zachary Levi Pugh is Welsh.
It's literally just people swept in by the election and stormfront fag truckdrivers from eastern yurope at this point that can't meme. It was always the dumbest board on this website, but at this point it's just a literal toilet most of the time
>brought me a childlike joy to watch
Even the ass did not even
2019 is the year of underdog movies being successful (like Aquaman, Alita and soon Shazam) and I, for one, couldn't be happier about this.
>The Virgin 'Captain' Marvel
>The Chads Aquaman, Alita and Shazam
Shazam is the REAL Captain Marvel.
Just
Reminder that Alita is a digital character with a soul.
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You know that names like MichaEL, SamuEL, DaniEL, etc. are Jewish yet shitloads of non-Jewish people have those names, right?
Yes. In fact, I myself have a Jewish name. Nearly everyone I know has either Roman, Greek or Jewish name too. It's just kind of what we do here.
mORE bATTLE aNGEL mEMES
>underdog movies like Aquaman, Alita and Shazam
>underdog
>literally majorleague productions, one of them produced by James Cameron
Are you fucking twelve? Or are you simply a dumb human being?
>they like me they really like me
Shazam looks fucking awful. It's a C-List TV star in a padded fake muscle suit making corny ass jokes.
>Shazam is the REAL Captain Marvel.
Oh so when you people were saying that Captain Marvel was going to bomb you were talking about Shazam
Should have specified then a lot of this confusion would have been cleared up
>bashing movie props for being fake
Absolute state of Yea Forums mousetards.
One question, would you prefer him having CGI muscles or taking steroids?
GOD DAMN SHE IS CUTE
Except the MCU Captain Marvel is failing, while Shazam will be a success.
>this much Mouse cope
lmao
>this shill again at the exact same time as yesterday
Reminder on user(non critic shill sites) like Letterboxd, Captain Marvel(including other Marvel shit movies and even the new Star Wars movie) and Shazam are all on user created most anticipated 2019 movie lists. All of which rank usually in the top 5 with actual films coming after or not ranked at all
Get some fucking taste or stay on Yea Forums and sites like that
Have sex incel
Better than a butt double for Captain's even the ass did not even.
This is my first time ever posting anything about Shazam. I wish I got paid for shitposting on Yea Forums but alas, my life isn't that perfect.
She was designed to be cute
I understand hating Captain Marvel..but saying that Shazam look good is fucking retarded
>this much reddit spacing
lel
>mouse
LOL
you're right, it looks fun
HOPPY CONFIRMED FOR POST CREDIT SCENE
Wait...shazam is a movie??
Real life Alita.
Shazam seduces Alita?
This should be a movie.
It's just estrogen fueled adult children that use words like "fun" and post the that lewis quote about not caring about adulthood. Essentially they have the minds of women
Fuck off, obviously marvels doesn't want me to watch their movie, since they say it not for me.
So i take my money and watch chadzam.
Captain Marvel not even a hero.
I DO NOT STAND BY IN THE PRESENCE OF EVIL
those digits...
lmao wtf is going on in this
>dude smashing dude into vending machine
>womanlet knocking first dude the fuck out
>2nd dude shaking cashier hand for some reason
Exactly. it's fucking cheesy. I can't wait.
He's a kid though, they just hang out and laugh at Brie Larson memes together.
That image hasn't aged well at all
LoL
What is this a reference too??? Attack of the 50 foot Anime woman???
The dude that got beat up thanked cashier qt for helping him out.
The dude getting smashed into the vending machine looked kinda fucked up anyway. Probably two junkies and no one wanted to get involved
>all the posts saying it looks fun
Are shazamedditors admitting they're underage? Before they were dating it's fine because it's a kid movie and now they're saying it looks good
Weird
Sounds like a Dave Chapelle skit given its Hollywood due.
Beautiful tbqh
oh I didn't even realise cashier qt and kungfu qt were the same person
>implying thought police prohibits you from liking both
You guys are fucking weird
>Alita shills are forced to shill Shazam now that their weeb Capeshit has officially flopped
Here's another difference
Alita bombed and Captain Marvel is going to make a billion
>rogue one favorite film
Fuck no.
Drunken kunst
That's what they said about beanlo the bean wars story.
No one wants to watch Brie Larson being boring. You'll see.
>Alita bombed
No.
>Captain Marvel is going to make a billion
No.
You mad? Alita did not bomb, it's on its way to sequel territory.
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363 mil is good enough for a sequel, plus James got that Avatar money just in case.
Meanwhile, Nobuttson will damage to Endgame's sales for sure.
God Machine forbids it.
You have this mixed up
People like OP are capeshit shitskins from twitter that like DC and try to force their company wars on anything that isn't marvel/disney. For example the other movie they're trying to do it with is detective pikachu even though it promotes the same leftist agenda marvel does
>$363m is good enough for a sequel
You retards don't know how this works do you
Still better than the Captain Marvel.
What I do know is that Captain Marvel sucks and we will not support her.
What are you talking about Aleta made they made $360,777,131bwith a budget of 170 million that's a 190 million dollar profit that's not bombing at the movie theaters that's called doubling your money.
>Alita bombed
Wrong.
>Captain Marvel is going to make a billion
Also wrong. Stay mad, Disneynigger. lmao
>James got that Avatar money just in case.
You mean DISNEY got that Avatar money
As if you know, a fifteen-year old Disney fan.
And already more than 400 million, the box office has not been updated for a week.
Go kill yourself. No, really. It would benefit humanity.
>What are you talking about Aleta made they made $360,777,131bwith a budget of 170 million that's a 190 million dollar profit that's not bombing at the movie theaters that's called doubling your money
Lmao holy shit
your burned rodent ass is hilarious to watch, mousecuck
I'll be seeing Shazam in april. Hell, I might see it five times.
Eat my balls, you fucking kike.
>anti white jew vs anti white spic both of which larp as regular people/commies
>2nd dude shaking cashier hand for some reason
The cashier is the one that saved him, you fucking nitwit.
Alita has not flopped and you know it. Stay mad, Disneynigger. lmao
thata 170m is production budget only. Christ, you are new
>B-but Captain Marvel
Stick to your general, spics. Everyone knows you're all Capeshitters anyways
I´m more excited about this guy
SHAZAM looks cool too
Grow up for your parents if not for yourself
Alita didn't bomb, but it's certainly not the blockbuster hit the alt-right incels are pretending it is.
If you went to a random person on the street and asked "Have you seen Alita: Battle Angel?," they'd probably have no fucking idea what you're talking about.
Imagine being thia stupid holy shit
>being this retarded
>alt-right incels
Alita drones here hate the brotherhood though. They're on your side when it comes to /pol/ and Yea Forums ideals, Yea Forums.
stop it!
Alita is played by an America hating hispanic cunt
>ain’t no walls gonna keep us out! we invading your nation gringo!
Fuck that cunt bitch.
And people say girls don't become agressive on their periods.
Who cares, she just does the mocap, we can't even see her face.
this ship actually works. hope the shazam guy gets casted as figure4
I hope it's good too, but Adam Wingard has never made a good film so I have no faith in it
Captain Marvel made $61 million on Friday.
Lol keep trying tho
She is actually half Hispanic, and she is a great human bean.
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I completely agree with you.
It's not a ship they're both kids and they're just hanging out drinking cola.
He embraces her in a friendly protective manner because it makes him feel more like a friendly giant superhero that he's become, but he's still a kid inside and is technically younger than teenage-to-20s Alita.
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>Tom Cruises the Mummy made $410 million on a budget that's similar, maybe even a bit less than Alita
>Because the movie made a large portion of its money in China (Alita made an even bigger portion) where they only get 22% of the profits back and barely any domestic (like Alita), where they get approximately 50% of profits back, the movie is considered a flop and killed the universe it was trying to set up
Face it Capeshitter spics, Alita flopped because no one watched it except chinks
So did Solo.
No one will see it anymore after that RT travesty.
No one will rewatch it after seeing it once.
It will be forgotten in a month.
Keep coping mouse.
>Face it Capeshitter spics, Alita flopped because no one watched it except chinks
Wrong.
>This much Disneynigger desperation
lmao
why do people even make movies. Seems like they lose all the time
>Shekina
More like SHEKELS, amirite?
>seems like they lose all the time
Uhm, no.
You don't know what Jewish names actually look like, do you?
Based Zach flexing on the kikes!
>Disneynigger
>not Disneygger
It rolls off the tongue when you say it, but not so much when you read it.
I propose Disnegger.
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i'm in love
Captain Marvel is going to outgross Alita in its first 3 days lmao
>I'd like to purchase some of your finest beer, please
This is like a kid trying to buy alcohol with a fake license, I'm getting Superbad vibes from that line. Lmao.
>I'm just a mouse with a dream
How about Disnygger?
>350M+ box office prediction 2 days ago.
Now it's just 300M+ huh? I guess some one was overestimating CM again.
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Isn't Shazam out in like a month?
China sales are already winding down
Before review embargo their projections dropped from 150 to 100 to 80 mil, like a Discord tranny's flaccid penis. It was hilarious.
>spics
spic trannys*
Yes but you can rewatch Alita until then.
That was just a generalized statement. Didn't mean specifically "this" weekend.
>Spics are so fucking stupid they can't tell the difference between worldwide and just international BO
Pronounced dizz-nigger? Thats how it sounds to me. Perhaps Dizz-knee-grr.
yes but WB showed confidence and lifter the embargo so screening reviews are surging in
Is there even a source for this quote or did you make it up
>pepe crying with tears
It's the mouse cope, the hardest cope of all.
>heroic
What's so heroic about latching on to 10 years worth of MCU films and 65+ years of comic to suddenly swoop in to take the center stage basing on all the goodwills built by countless other heroes? Without End Game tie-in, she would be nothing.
TODAY WE WILL REMIND THEM
THE DAY OF MENOPAUSE SOON
YEASTY STINKY MEATFLAPPIES
TIMES UP
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Coping about what exactly?
#imwithHIM
Yeah an adult child roastie
Based Pablo
Captain Fungus flopping hard on her flat ass, of course.
She will then continue on to ruin Endgame unless mouse changes course.
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dis nigga got it rite
Sounds horrible. Im not fucking 5. I dont want jokes and shit and if I do I prefer adult humor instead of sitcom-style quips. Why cant WB do anything fucking right?
>Flopping on her ass
I like how you people literally ignore everything that's actually happening in favor of your own headcanon
Adam Wingard is working on Kong vs Godzilla. This a Michael Dougherty movie
*ssssip*
Ahh..
Fuck Captain Marvel and FUCK Disney.
Based and redpilled
Wingard is directing Goji vs Kong.
Mike Dougherty is in charge of this and according to early buzz, he delivered.
>old "people"
Shazam and Alita are unironically a good pair. I ship'em
Is the guy dating his mum in that pic?
KEEP YOUR WAGEBUCKS
STOP GOING TO MOVIES
STOP RETARDED "BRAND LOYALTY"
STOP RETARDED "REVENGE SPENDING"
PIRATE EVERYTHING
Cope harder
>half Hispanic
I don't care about most faggotry in this thread, but it always fascinates me how 'murrilards see race as some kind of D&D ruleset.
Reminder that believing an incel's quality of life will improve after having sex is completely agreeing with incels validating their viewpoint.
Just because where you are from everyone is 100% orc doesn't mean anything. That's called normalcy bias.
BASED CHADZAM TEARIN UP THAT ROBO PUSSY