Get your shit together and stop hating, nerds

no user, they're just trying to make money
That's the end of the line core goal and anything sinister is simply part of a strategy to make money

Welcome to the Wonderful World of Disney!

sorta makes sense why hitler was so obsessed with the mouse, something to aspire to, to be sure

>they did it to ghost busters
>it blew up in their faces

>they did it to The last jedi
>it blew up in their faces

>they are doing it AGAIN with capitan marvel
third time is a charm i guess

have sex

*honk* *honk*

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dilate yourself

Is it sexist to not like superhero movies?

Serious replies only please

Why do people think that sex is the solution to problems? They even try to get little kids to have sex.
It's pretty sick.

Not if it's a bad movie.
If you don't like it because 'women', then yeah that's sexist.
The real question though should be "is it bad to be sexist?"

its because men slutshame bitches for sleeping around, so of course a womans reaction is to attack the mans sex life as well, but for them its the lack of sex that gets shamed

If only brie as hot as that figurine

Why does Marvel need a character wearing the name of the company in universe?

I actually wasn't planning on seeing it in theatres but since you called me an incel I guess I have no choice.

I just hate Brie Larson.
I would have watched the movie if she was not in it.

Can I have it with you

If they are just want to make money why insult their customer in the first place?

>they did it to The last jedi
>it blew up in their faces
Um no sweetie TLJ made over 10 billion

we have now reverted back to women using nerd as an insult to describe men they think are gross

Remember when Marvel fans were considered nerds

Post here if you are a white Male that has lots of sex and still not going to see Captain Truffle Toes.

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I wouldn't say I have *lots* of sex, but I do regularly have sex with my wife, and neither of us have any intention of seeing Captain Marvel.

Time is a flat circle where even the ass doesn’t even

I used to have lots of sex, but I'm married and we have kids.

and all that money was lost in solo
whats your point?

They're trying to commercialize what they see as the progressive social trending of society. Which is different than actually being progressive. Which is what most of you don't seem to understand. They don't actually hold these values, they're just cynically exploiting them to make money.

That's ultimately ALL they're doing. Trying to make money.

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> quipping white girl
> hero to subservient innocent blacks
> is the Messianic Moses warrior for green nigger alien Skrulls
> Jude Law is antagonist as the personification of all incel white males that have held her down all her life
> endless shit dialogue for 2 hours
> absolute reddit movie (like all the other capeshits since Iron Man)
> Yea Forums will LOVE it

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You have obviously never been in contact with HR departments and marketing personnel. They all absolutely believe in social justice. They all went to college, they were all taught the same ideas.

Men don't slutshame as a way of solving problems unrelated to sex though.
You people are fucking retarded.

>this is the most damage control I've ever seen
did you miss ghostbusters 2016 and TLJ?

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God damn that picture is pretentious

The only people who go to see capeshit are incel nerds

Have sex incel

?

>God damn that picture is Yea Forums

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Where did this idea come from that "nerds" now have to fall in line with corporate groupthink and can never dislike a comic-book movie?

Or, well, a movie with a female lead, anyway.

>gatekeeper

d...do they think they're the gatekeeper?

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Uh, ok?
Good posts

holy fuck imagine being so much of a neckbeard r*dditor you would unironically post that picture and blogpost
how do you even enjoy movies if you immediately dismiss the Punisher because the fucking PUNISHER isn't talking in literal """intellectual""" fedora speak
>hmmm yes quite indeed my lady, thou'st've taken an oath to take vengance upon thine repugnant enemies forsooth unto us the great knowledge within your cavernous brain *teleports behind you*
>aaah now THIS is, dare I say, true intellectual kino

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The YouTube independent nerd talking head collective is more or less a gatekeeper. The only reason why shill media is lashing out at the independent content creators is because they went against the grain and panned Captain Marvel. Captain Marvel roast videos were getting 50,000 views in the first hour of being posted. Disney clearly isnt a fan of these people because they can't be bought off or controlled.

I watched the cam rip this morning, it's fucking terrible, I turned it off half way through, it was just boring, hoping it doesn't fuck up end game, but desu I don't give a crap anymore.

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>gatekeepers
I hate this new buzzword.

>immediately dismiss the Punisher
why wouldn't you?

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>hoping it doesn't fuck up end game
digits confirm literal retard invested in capeshit

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The irony being the people who lament it want to become the new gatekeepers.

Tranny.

End game confirmed, fucked.

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MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

Then this makes Captain Marvel so much more cooler if she angers the nerds and geeks.

I forgot to ask, does anyone have links to any of the YouTube videos he the guy in the article is talking about. I've been watching some videos like the history of card games like Magic: The Gathering, MMOs, RPGs, or video analysis of Anime culture. I haven't really watched anything where nerds and geeks where complaining about Captain Marvel and Brie Larson. I've even been watching some Vox and Vice media videos. Also trying to get into watching some alt-right stuff, just to balance things out.

I am not a nerd or geek, don't have the discipline for it.

based and badgerpilled

>lefty feminists don't realize feminism has been copted by large capitalist companies as a simplistic way to market films to reap profits

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I don't hate Captain Marvel, I hate the fact that greedy corporations are now pretending to be moral arbitrors for all of us.

>smugposting just like a weeb
no surprise there

not everyone only enjoys highly intellectually stimulating movies like V for vendetta. some people can actually watch movies/series and enjoy them without thinking about the SJW agenda and/or contemplative theory on god and the nature of man

>le incels
>le have sex
this movie must be worse than I thought if this is all you can throw out Mr. Mouse

>turned off half way
You too? I stopped when she realize Jude Law is the bad goy. I hope to have the stomach to watch the other half tonight. Jesus Christ what an experiance...its an unbearable movie and the dialogues seems written by an 8 years old with down syndrome.

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Just really boring, I'm going to skip it, just too hard to watch.

Bump.

That's fine, but Brie shouldn't be saying that if she wants attendees.

Who the fuck is this guy? He just keeps spamming the same tired bullshit response about having sex. Is this the quality we will have to come to expect of shills now? It’s cringeworthy.

It's the insult o' the day.

>this is the most damage control I've ever seen.
They fucked up big time, my dude.
Star Wars and Marvel are Disney's cash cows. If both of these franchises fail, they'll have a really hard time.
RDJ and Evans are leaving, you need to remember that Captain Marvel should be the next leader of the Avengers, her first movie can't fail.

nerds don't hate her

white supremacists do.

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Have sex

>Brooklyn

I swear to god Brooklyn has become THE colony for SJW journalism

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Total fail by the Disney PR machine.

This is fake, no black man would want to date a woman that flat

>implying I'de date captain fungus even if she wasnt a coal burner

This is such a loaded question for anyone famous. If you answer no or I haven't yet your Jewish overlords will immediately kill your career or force you into an interracial relationship. She basically had to answer yes both times

>Is this like an instrumental movie to pushing (((their))) agenda, or some shit?

fuckin duh bro. even normies can see thru the veil, they've made it very thin this time. they don't even give a shit about trying to hide it anymore, they know people are dumb/radical enough to believe the lies.

>trannies can't have sex
>incels can't have sex

there were all even now

>calling people nerds for not liking a comic book movie

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>this is the most damage control I've ever seen.
Wait till Star Wars Epis9de 9 comes out

>entry level
At a certain level, the powerful have all the money they could ever possibly want, and have had that for multiple generations. It's about controlling humanity and dictating the future of the species without the masses being either aware of it, or able to do anything about it

I thought nerds love "super hero"

Imagine trying this hard to get trump elected again

Why doesn't Yea Forums have sex?

Very nice.

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You all are fucking retarded and this board is shit.
Why the fuck do I come here?

yes, are you jealous?

You have a medical disorder.

They could have given me 10 million dollars for free and not made Solo and still made more money than with solo.

Girls don't like pussified SJW men.
Have sex.

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That's not even Carol in that pic it's Karla Sofen, lol.

Seriously though, you're like bronies
How much more annoying can you be about your badly made children's movie based on picturebooks?

>relax tumblr i got this, i'll tell those losers on Yea Forums to have sex, that'll stop them

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>We have to watch this shitty comic book movie to own the 'nerds'
Are people really this stupid?

does doing this all day fill a hole in your meaningless existence

good, I hope it does. Good luck kid.

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I watched that movie yesterday with a GIRL and she didn't like it.
It is because she didn't have sex?

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BaSED

Just a poor woman brainwashed by the patriarchy.

Serious question, how is this movie doing financially? Is it bombing like Yea Forums said it would? I hope so but I’m also not hopeful, you know?

Here, but if you’d say that on Reddit they’ll link you to /r/ihavesex.

Give us back comic book culture then you fucking dykes.

>stop being gatekeepers and let everyone enjoy superheroes!
>if you don’t like the progressive take we’re doing with our superheroes then you’re not a TRUE fan!

I have plenty of sex. Just not with cunts like you.

>It was INTERNET TROLLS!
>It was WHITE MEN!
>It was the REVIEW BOMBERS!
>It was MISOGYNISTS!
>It was Yea Forums!
>It was Yea Forums!
>It was ANGRY NERDS!
>It was DC FANBOYS!
>It was PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE CHANGE!
>It was CONSERVATIVES!
>It was PEOPLE WHO LEAN RIGHT!
>It was WOMEN MANIPULATED BY MEN!
>It was THE ALITA FANS!
>It was THE CHINESE! (yes, someone said this)
>It was TRUMP SUPPORTERS!
>It was TRUMP!
>It was GAMERGATERS!
>"Sad men are already trying to LAST JEDI the audience score"
>"The opening day estimate DOESN'T MATTER ANYMORE!"
>"Hesitating to go see ‘Captain Marvel’? Then you must be a BAD FEMINIST."
>"People need to learn when to TRUST HOLLYWOOD!"
>"Uhhh... JOE! No one is "Review Bombing" Captain Marvel! It's a "Want to See Rating on RT, Not a Review!" ...LOL! uh huh. - Joe Vargas, Mar 7 2019
>"It's funny how you can get a statistically nice curve if you just ignore the highest and the lowest scores, which are likely to be fanboy/hater reviews. Online polling systems should automatically consider that in the averages."
>"It wasn't made for MEN!"
>"Men are NOT ALLOWED to see it!"
>"I HATE THE INTERNET!"
>"Hiding the "Want to See" rating IS A GOOD THING!"
>"You're using Rotten Tomatoes WRONG!"
>"Cry more, MEN!"
>"Alita: Battle Angel DOESN'T STAND A CHANCE!"
This is the most damage controlled capeshit/MCU film I've ever seen so far. It's had a faster audience drop score than TLJ. In fact, this movie IS the MCU's TLJ. Disney has begun the spiral of death for their current biggest franchise, and it'll eventually end up like Star Wars in the years to come: dead and buried. They've enabled Brie Larson to become the worst cast member in the MCU's history as well as allowed her to single handedly destroy 10 years of hype, buildup, and lore, with more to come. If I were Kevin Feige, I'd get the hell outta there and go work for someone else. Disney is becoming cinematic poison and they need to be stopped, or the MCU dies. Deal with it.

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That’s a fucking threadkiller if I’ve ever seen one. Shortened version is “go woke go broke.”