Alien

Trying to rank the Alien movies:

1. Alien
2. Aliens
3. Covenant
4. Prometheus
5. Resurrection
6. 3
7. AVP
(Haven't watched Requiem)

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>Resurrection over Alien 3
You best be joking nigger

>Ameritards can't into superior French artistic vision.

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Alien
Alien3
Aliens

That is all.

1. Prometheus
2. Aliens
3. Alien
4. Alien 3
5. Covenant
6. Resurrection

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What's w/ the nigger head covered in semen and pubes coming out of the ground?

Combat panties

It's Ash.

Requiem is half good half bad, but the worse thing about it is you have to pump up the contrast and brightness on you tv/monitor because it was filmed so fucking dark

the predator bits were cool the human half of the movie was pretty crappy, if you liked AvP you'll like Requiem, if not, then you'll hate it

What the fuck is with the autistic obsession on this board of ranking films?

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You sure it's not Bishop?

>what the fuck is with X autism
Where do you think you are?

1. Alien
2. Prometheus
3. Alien: Covenant
4. Alien 3
5. Aliens
6. Alien Resurrection
7. Alien vs. Predator
8. Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem

aliens>alien>resurrection=covenant>promethues>avp>3=requiem

Alien
Alien 3
Aliens
Prometheus
Covenant
AvP Requiem
Resurrection
AvP

but prometheus was shit

Having read Paradise Lost and Thus Spoke Zarathustra it comes off as shallow and contrived.

some people liked the fresh take on the universe user

OFFICIAL

Rankings

of

Alien:

1. Alien
2. Aliens
3. Alien 3
honourable mention: Alien Isolation
4. Alien: Covenant
5. Alien Resurrection
6. AvP
7. AvP Requiem
8. dogshit
9. Prometheus

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>fresh take
>prequel that shits on the original's lore

What was fresh about it? Ripping off Ancient Aliens or ruining the Space Jockey?

trying to add a new mythos, away from the big bad xenomorphs, who were frankly getting tiresome

If they hadn't set it in the Alien universe, you'd be right.

Even then, the Ancient Aliens theme with them being an "exact DNA match" with humans and looking like giant white people was ridiculous.

this isn't my final form

The real redpill is realizing that Covenant and Prometheus are the best.
Alien-Slasher in Space
Aliens-Marines vs aliens in space
Covenant and Prometheus- kino that plebs cant understand and appreciate.

>t. has never read Paradise Lost and Thus Spoke Zarathustra
If you had you'd realise how awful Prometheus is

Based on Rotten Tomatoes score:
1. Aliens
2. Alien
3. Prometheus
4. Cevenant
5. Resurrection
6. Alien 3
7. AVP
8. Requiem

RT Audience score:
1. Alien
2. Aliens
3. Prometheus
4. Covenant
5. Alien 3
6. AVP
7. Resurrection
8. Requiem

Metacritic:
1. Alien
2. Aliens
3. Covenant
4. Prometheus
5. Resurrection
6. Alien 3
7. AVP
8. Requiem

Metacritc users:
1. Aliens
2. Alien
3. Prometheus
4. Alien 3
5. Covenant
6. Resurrection
7. AVP
8. Requiem

IMDB:
1. Alien
2. Aliens
3. Prometheus
4. Alien 3
5. Covenant
6. Resurrection
7. AVP
8. Requiem

Same here.
I fucking hate Aliens so much. I see it as ground zero for a lot of what I have come to hate about hollywood flicks, even if I can't argue that it's a bad film in any way.

Anybody else saw the thumbnail and thought Ash's head was an alien egg wojak

script is by joss whedon dummy

aside from a handful of scenes like torching the clones it's shit

thanks user

So by combining these you get:
1. Alien
2. Aliens
3. Prometheus
4. Covenant
5. Alien 3
6. Resurrection
7. AVP
8. Requiem

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1) Alien
2) Aliens
3) Alien 3
4) Resurrection
5) Prometheus
6) Covenant

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Damn, Ripley Scott looks like that?