Finally.
Rotten Tomatoes fixed it.
Finally
Hudson Rogers
Cooper Myers
incel
Zachary Gonzalez
faggot
Juan Lee
You.
Yes, you. The one screaming, "Brie Larson is toxic" and "Her movie is shit!" and other slurs I dare not mention. Tread lightly.
You are one. We are hundreds, thousands. Millions. You aren't just IN the minority; you ARE the minority.
I don't feel awkward or anxious going to watch Captain Marvel at least five times around others, and your words don't affect me. Many others, however, are coming out of their shells for the first time in their lives. This is the first time many are enjoying the beautiful movie that has been made for us - and it IS powerful. Incredibly so. DON'T ruin this for them. We Captain Marvel fans may have our differences, but we will not hesitate to come to the aid of our fellow fans, especially against someone who so virulently slurs that which has brought us all together.
Don't take this the wrong way. I don't hate you. I don't fear you.
I pity you.
I'm sorry that you feel this way towards us. I'm sorry that Captain Marvel and Brie are such a bane to your existence. And I'm sorry that you are missing out on such a wonderful experience. Mostly, though, I'm sorry that you feel the need to go around and publicly chastise and berate others. I'm sorry that, to ensure your own validity, you need to make others feel invalid. I'm sorry that your self-worth is so infinitesimally miniscule that you have to make others feel less-than-human, at least in your own denatured mind, just to feel whole. I am truly sorry that day-in and day-out you have to put up with your worthless, meaningless, Shakespearean tragedy of a life.
I ask you politely to cease your unnecessary cries for attention, and instead invite you to join our ranks. Stop watching porn and anime, go to cinema to watch Captain Marvel, and breathe in the splendour and the amazement of this movie, and then, maybe, just maybe, you'll see what you've been so hopelessly searching for this whole time.
Jaxson Richardson
feminSHIT
Michael Hernandez
dilate
Ayden Allen
Ethan Diaz
Baiting too hard!
Noah Ross
>You are one. We are hundreds, thousands. Millions. You aren't just IN the minority; you ARE the minority.
Are you making fun of minorities? Because thats a yikes from me
Justin Jones
is this copypasta
Nolan Reyes
Excellent thread. Here is your payment.
Nicholas Cox
Learn to code
Anthony Reyes
bend over brie, just don't take your socks off
Andrew Gomez
Fuck you -_-
Gabriel Foster
have sex incel
Parker Butler
nice
Lincoln Reyes
Is it really not gonna go down lower than 79? We can't even get a 60? Alita needs to be avenged
Hudson Diaz
based
Adrian Reed
yuck
Luis Gomez
>number of critic reviews
kek
Isaiah Robinson
It is now
Jordan Mitchell
>delete thousands of audience reviews
>get some bots to spam positive reviews
>but user autists were watching
how will rotten tomatoes ever recover?
Noah Moore
Damn, how'd they generate so many reviews in so little time and not even bring the audience score up?
Owen Price
Not bring it up by that much*
Jace Price
Its almost as if the people who actually watched the movie are now voting.
Sebastian Johnson
Even then, only a 52%? That's pretty bad. I think even TLJ had better scores on release.
Mason Nelson
You can't vote 1 or 2 stars any more
Jordan Gonzalez
nigger
Angel Sanchez
Pic related have had sex
What's your excuse again?
Jaxon Hernandez
Stop. Have some sex.
Jaxson Gutierrez
>it's gone up 20% in roughly 30 minutes
Gosh, I hope they deal with thus bit problem! Surely they are removing bot reviews positive or negative right?
Nathan Walker
bot I meant haha
Leo Perez
It's 35% for me.
Wyatt Garcia
have sex
Christopher Carter
Whoa dude have sex
Logan Taylor
Shill.
Christian Parker
How? The new score after the "cleansing" is 52% for me.
Hunter Hill
>Stop watching porn and anime, go to cinema to watch Captain Marvel
Although I know this is copypasta, you really should go see Battle Angel Alita at the movies.
I NEED THAT SEQUEL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Samuel Carter
I'm not retarded.
Justin Gutierrez
This pic makes me feel pity..
Julian Williams
You should really get this mental illness treated.
Dominic Thomas
Why are there so many shills?
Daniel Bell
No! No! No! Comrades! I said 150% or gulag!