Superhero movies bad

>Superhero movies bad

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>no real character development
>99% of the dialogue is shitty quips
>plot of the movies has the depth of a puddle
>relies to heavily on action
what part of capeshit is supposed to be good

>Being this retarded
As expected from an incel faggot

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They're not inherently bad, but it'd be great if they weren't shoved down our throats with absolutely minimal effort. Name the last time you were genuinely surprised by something that happened during a Marvel movie.

The person next to me sat down and had a punnet of heated garlic butter with them that they allowed me to dip my lobster legs into as I ate them.

but they are. objectively shit 95% of the time

>no real character development
This alone confirms you haven't watched any. Keep parroting shit though.

>no real argument
ERROR ERROR ERROR
INDEPENDENT THOUGHT DETECTED

>objectively
How?

>character goes from retard who makes quips to retard who makes quips
throwing a someone off a cliff has more of an arc that the writing in these shit movies

incel
grow up and realize the majority of paople like the superhero movies
thats why youll die a virgin

you say capeshit but you really mean MCU, DC is based

there hasn't been a single good DC capeshit movie.

umm how about wonder woman sweety
oh wait i almost forgot the youre a virgin so you probably didnt like it

Ant man and Antman and the Wasp were good movies and I think the best in the franchise. I will die on that hill

Fuck yeah bros.

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WW is a virgin and never got to fuck Chris Pine's character

Even critics know people who go to capeshit are drones who just eat up anything.

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>quads
Capeshit confirmed to be actual garbage

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>gal gadot
>no chest

lmao wonder woman more like I wonder if it's a woman

Haha capeshitter faggot

First two are wrong though

>Yea Forums defending capeshit
F

based

He was suporting them, retard

Iron Man 1, The Avengers, Wintor Soldier and the GotG movies are all good
Prove me wrong

>sister brings this guy home
>guy is self proclaimed nerd
>can't stop yapping about marvel movies
>Captain Marvel ad comes up on tv
>"hehe already bought my tickets"
>not ten minutes later Shazam ad comes up
>"Who is shazam, a dc hero?"
>looks at me
>I shrug
Holy shit these people are real

>Superhero movies bad

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Only intelligent post ITT

Literally me

>capeshit
>good

>Implying good capeshit cannot exist
I bet you're one of those plebs who think Raimi Spiderman was bad, eat shit you fucking faggot

>Board that claims to hate capeshit
>Is completely obsessed with their RT scores and box office performance

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Punch the nut of the turbulent sac that is your life

It's not a "capeshit" things, same thing happened to Ghostbusters reboot and every Star Wars

based. they shouldn't even be considered film

Have sex

Fpbp

do you also consume S O Y

There exists no good capeshit movie.
Capeshit is by definition a shit flick made for the lowest common denominator, the dumbest of the dumb Americans.

Me likey explosion wooow guy strong yes hero fight bad guy! *clap clap*

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Sure, that's why critics (people who actually cae about film as an artform) love them.
God you NPCs are such retards

>i need other people to justify my opinions
>calls other people npcs
i dont think you possess a brain

Digits of truth.

But NPCs love supahero movies.
op can't into memes.

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*fungus-free sex

t. butthurt incel asspained at women in cinema

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>There exists no good capeshit movie.

Ahem...

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THIS

i really can't understand why these movies sell good

every time I see the npc meme image, I think of this sound:
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have sex

The main problem to me is it's the same movie everytime. Those things are written and edited by an algorithm. The movie is already finished by the CGI team before the filming even started. There's no space for any kind of creativity.

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I don't watch superhero movies, but I saw Infinity War last night at a friend's house. It made me embarrassed to share a board with all of you. I really can barely even accept that the garbage that I saw is what you faggots have been obsessively talking about for so long. Jesus. The "humour" was cringeworthy, all of the characters were one dimensional tropefests, and the plot was riddled with bullshit. I can see the appeal for children and young teens, but if you're a mature age person who is seriously invested in these movies, jesus christ.