User-kun your room is clean isn't it?

I used to be a fat neet with no prospects.But then I cleaned my room.Things are looking pretty up.
Are they good?

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I got rid of so many things. It takes me a lot less time to clean my house, I don’t have problems picking out outfits, I feel more relaxed in my house, etc. Its great!
Yes, and you can just download them from your favorite Russian website of choice. They’re easy reads and one of them have pictures for folding which were helpful

Does she trigger white women?

If I make my room dirty will a qt Japanese lady come help me clean it?

You have no idea how much.
This alone establishes waifu status.

womanlets give birth to manlets

How about you clean Tiananmen Square first?

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haha imagine plowing Mrs. Kando while she preformed various housekeeping duties around the home haha what if you came on her face while she was appreciating and expressing gratitude for one of her favourite silk panties haha wouldn't that be funny lol

No, not at all. This idea is just Jewish shilling, every white woman I know loves her

No because the only people who are obsessed over race are burgerclaps, and everyone knows there's no such thing as a white amerimutt.

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Fuck off dude, my room was clean before you got here.

HULK SMASH

Dios mio del amor hermoso, la luz extinguida...

moist

no but i can't throw any of this shit out because it's all gifts even if i do hate it god damn do i hate christmas

More or less, how about you drop by later and give me some tips.

Marie Kondo wife, attractive happa manlet sons; I'd be fine with this.

My GF loves her. Thinks she's adorable and finds the show positive and uplifting, I agree.

Damn...

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I M A G I N E

Im surprised there isnt a porn parody already.

>greets guests first
>puts his bag down
>kisses his wife
>wife still acts out in front of the guests
I'd work 80 hours a week too if I had this waiting for me at home.

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who the fuck is this bitch and why is her shirt on?

Marica Hase as Kondo...

All that tidiness is probably to balance the most absolute nastiness in bed
Prove me wrong

duh

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Do Amricans really need to be taught how to fold their own clothes?

Yes I just wiped some shit down, did the dishes and vacuumed. Now what do I get?

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

They had a coup and stopped the first surrender transmission from even getting out so you're kinda right.

Ew

> The Rape of Nanking? That can't be right can it? You can't possibly rape an entire-
> THE RAPE OF NANKING.

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do you people not see how fake the emotives are here? its uncanny valley levels of unsettling

G O D
D A M N I T

>expecting incels to know anything about human interaction

Most of them keep a "clean" and a "dirty" pile on the floor, and can't distinguish between piles, so yes.

Stop fantasying over this greedy gook with a children body. Man up and get a real woman fucking incels

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A man in his domain vs a doll in a box.

Nah. Cleaning up in my bf's room, including throwing out his vidya and DVDs, has had positive effects on our relationship. Now we spend more time together.

I wonder what other mundane, everyday activity Americans don't know about. Seems like a fertile market.

Top room: Soul
Bottom room: Soulless

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Clean your room.

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>yu rook rike a crean Joe

you stupid fucks are gushing over some bitch telling you to clean your room, should have listened to your mom ages ago

white roasties BTFO

Only when she said "Don't have more than 30 books, especially books you don't plan to read or reread" and the common thot couldn't take the idea of getting rid of her Harry Potter collection

>the white woman has a tattoo
Fucking YIKES

Started reading her book today and already got my room pretty damn clean off an episode of her TV show. Been clean for like 3 weeks too.

I feel so much better to be desu

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Ha. I knew there was something fishy about this. The TV show is basically a giant commercial to get people to buy her book / lifestyle accessories / whatever. Someone, somewhere, has managed to successfully brand ... tidying up. No longer is it just something that needs to be done. It's now sexy, something you take ownership of, a lifestyle choice, a statement. No longer are you just tidying up week old dirty laundry. You're meditating and getting in touch with your inner joy.

And also, she wants $40m of other people's money to expand her empire? Can't she risk her own?

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>uncanny valley
you keep on saying that

regift you dumbass

size difference is a patrician fetish anyway so I'm just doing them a favor

>"...and this is my son's room. I hope you can bring joy to his life, Marie."
>*clunk screeeeeee*

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at least a third of her success comes form her good looks

*dripping water*
*muffled youtube.com/watch?v=OSZlTcoAVV8 in the distance*

>"Alt-Right fanatics fund new The Fly horror sequel that will have you shaking to the core"

>"Don't have more than 30 books, especially books you don't plan to read or reread"
Wtf

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youtu.be/HAoNTcuxJa8

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What is the episode she is in latex domina outfit?

She means per bookshelf
As in don't overflow your bookshelf especially if you aren't reading or rereading the books

>Only when she said "Don't have more than 30 books, especially books you don't plan to read or reread" and the common thot couldn't take the idea of getting rid of her Harry Potter collection

>It's uneducated plebians who own lots of books.
the absolute state of brainlet mental gymnastics

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>t. asshurt that I insulted his favorite series

they all do, barney

they all do

To be fair top pic looks more like an office than a room, and Pete said nothing about cleaning your office.

i dont think so, at least not the average white woman. The only people i’ve seen getting worked up are ‘woke’ types. It’s really weird desu. It’s actually quite interesting that the only people who seem to hold any animosity towards Asians are the far ends of either spectrum; bottom of the barrel trash, chavs etc and so-called intellectual blue ticks.

Yeah, I married a gook and she wont let me watch this show because she doesnt want me watching a TV show about some female gook cleaning houses.

'I'm the only gook that cleans our house, user.'

To be fair, I do torture her a bit with it.

'You know gook, we can just leave the house messy and have TV gook come over and clean.'

Or

'Watching TV gook clean houses with such a smile makes me happy.'

It's obviously a marketing commercial to make Marie Kondo a bunch of money. I'm certain that it's all completely scripted, was extremely editted and Marie Kondo is a typical jap business women/tiger mom. But it still shows the state of white roasties and what living with them is like, especially the first episode.

>White guy married tattoo'd roastie.
>tattoo'd roastie doesnt work
>has more clothing than salvation army
>doesnt know how to fold clothing
>the absolute state of dirty dishes
>cant cook
>husband buries wedding photos in back of garage
>hides wedding DVD
>works soul crushing job 80 hours a week to escape roastie
>roastie forces husband to keep clothing and office in children's playroom
>enter gook
>gook happily comes into amerimutts home
>tidyup.jpg
>husband comes home from 12 hour shift
>hugs gook, gook translator
>takes jacket off
>sees roastie
>reclutectly hugs and kisses roastie

Sort of a redpill.

>*bat and rat noises*

do you see harry potter on my shelf?

My problem with Marie Kondo is that it's reality television. It's no different really than TLC channel. But Netflix has worked out how to market cheap garbage reality television to middle class people who thought that they were above it, by pretending that having a few subtitles makes it somehow 'elevated' and exotic.

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>he got so asshurt I made fun of him for having a lot of books he took a picture of his bookshelf
Fucking hell user

>He watches the show
Lmao just read the book nigga

i enjoy taking pictures and all i had to do is turn around and this is an imageboard

Somehow I doubt that cinder blocks spark joy, user

lol yeah its a pretty crap shelf i should do better

I'd like to see some other anons show what the room they're in looks like right now. Don't tidy anything.

They're old pictures but here you go, my room after watching 1/2 an episode of the show and a week and some change worth of work

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They're also only like 2 weeks old and I was out of town for one of those two weeks

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neat

Yeah how dare people center a business around a show. This isn't fucking showbiz.

Says a lot about millennial when someone can get famous purely because they clean their f******** room.

It's been said a thousand times before but it's not really for people that don't clean or don't know how to, it's for people who can't unfuck their habitat. It's philosophy.

Marie Kondo is Japanese.
Tiananmen Square is in China.

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Daily reminder

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Back to /pol/

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Marie Kondo looks like THAT???

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I loved that video where she gets slapped around and assraped by that deranged psycho BBC in the shower.

Ching chong Tiaeneman square

Well we don't know if they were married right out of HS or what. It seems pretty obvious they need some kind of couple's counseling though since they both seem done with the relationship. The guy's probably hanging on to some little bit of hope and she's just seeing what else she can get away with before he gives up. She gets a Payday out of it so she doesn't care.

>A man
LOLOLOLOLLOLOLLOLLOL

you sound like a dull person DESU

L O N D O N

> Reality show filled with scripted moments and used for promotion.

HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE!

She looks like she fucks black guys (like most asian women do).

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>The TV show is basically a giant commercial to get people to buy her book / lifestyle accessories / whatever.
as is every cookery show and even GMA exists just to sell adverts.

>And also, she wants $40m of other people's money to expand her empire? Can't she risk her own?
risk management and standard VC stuff. why wouldn't you get others money instead of risking your own?

>MacShit
lol

Whatever helps you sleep at night kiddo. Just know the rest of the world is laughing at you hard for not being able to put your toys back in the toybox. sage

Don't make excuses for roasties. You and I both know she's a roastie and that man is working 80 hours a week to keep his mind occupied and to keep himself away from her. The only reason he hasn't been divorced raped yet is because the roastie hasn't has to have any responsibilities outside of occasionally checking on her children and feeding them. She spends her days watching The View and Netflix.

She stays at home, trashes the house, has more clothes than a thrift store, forces him to put his shit in the children's playroom, and cant cook worth a shit. The reason he doesnt have any clothing in the bedroom is because it's her bed and her room. He's been kicked out and is just one step away from being forced to sleep on the couch. Which is just one step away from being forced out.

Remember, shes too fucking lazy to do laundry, so she spends his money to pay for a service to do it. The way she talks is an absolute sign of emotional instability, she has the thousand cock stare, and her kindness and responses are completely scripted. She loathes Marie Kondo and her assistant, you can see it in her eyes. Rewatch the first episode.

Obviously Marie Kondo is a Jap business woman, who is using this series as a giant step towards advertising her empire of selling 'pop zen' to gullible Americans who already overly materialistic and consuming. Dumb Americans will eat it up, especially forty year old soccer moms, wino aunts, and middle aged women who fund the motivational industry.

It's a sign of how fucked our culture/societt is. I wanted to check out her books from the library but unsurprisingly they have 8 holds on them.

Are you exaggerating a bit or? I feel like watching this just for the drama.

the black family are easily the best people on the show
i'd love to have a wife and kids who are like them one day
but not black

user, judging by your room I'd say you'd be happier if you sucked cock!!!FACT!!!

If I was him I'd burn that house down with his bitch wife and their kids in it and start over!!!FACT!!!

just watch the first episode and come to your own conclusions.

try to look beyond the subtle nuances. The first episode shows the absolute state of beta buxx who has children with a roastie and the consequences of it.

The show is a ridiculous attempt at a cash grab, and its fucking working.

My wife is a gook and has that whole gook cultural jealousy/envy thing going on with her. She doesn't want me watching some smiling gook going around 'tidying up' houses as a means of monetizing descrated zen to retarded soccer moms.

So I have yet to see the second episode (it's on my list though).

>asian
>devout christian
LMAO DELUSIONAL

if korean then it's possible
they've got loads of christcucks

JP looks like he got JUST'ed, wtf happened?

You've got me curious, also since you keep mentioning her, where is your wife from ? Gooks have different attitudes depending on their originating country, upbringing and age at which they marry.

We posting how we cleaned our rooms so that we now only have things that spark joy? Arigato, Maria-sama.

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What if to me disorder sparks joy?

>when the lush turns on

This but unironically. Keeping a room pristine clean can be a mistake. Jordan seems the kind of guy whose office looks a bit messy but everything he might need is within hands grasp. It's an efficient system, aesthetics be damned.

going by lifestyle alone, the average korean christian is more likely going to hell than their atheists. Christianity is nothing more than an upper middle class mothers meeting over there.
>t. korean gf, one of her family members owns a church

if peterson and kondo had and raised a kid, it would be the next world leader desu

underrated

I hate her way of thinking. Ask if the item brings you joy. That's horrible for me because that's how I ended up hoarding. I kept everything that brought me joy and when I looked at my hoarding horde I would look at it with joy and pick things up and go ahhh this is great.

I put the white roastie back where it belongs, in the trash

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are they both hookers
>white girls lets herself seen in a vid where some incel looking dude gets blown
>gook girl lets herself get filmed blowing a tiny cock

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My mom was a good white woman and taught me how to clean up after myself so I don't need no dirty cunt telling me what to do.

American born Hong Konger.

Faggot

Well, if you have too much joy from these items you might one of her 'Konmari' consultants

konmari.com/pages/consultants

Obviously the answer is just to pay her more money.

>that roastie in the first ep with mouth herpes
Oof

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How do I attract a qt asian as a latino male.

He bought a WiiU. He alrrady has.

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Hmm. Maybe even HK Chinese dislike Japanese too.

All christcucks go to hell user lol

Yes, although a bit dusty because I only interact with my bed, pc and door/wardrobe handles.

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Umm, no? Why would a yellow childsize ugly bitch trigger beautiful white women?

There was a vid posted in one of these threads awhile ago. Some middle class Aussie man yelling at his Chinese wife while she lay in bed on her phone. Anyone have that vid?

>unironically sees Asian women as pure, submissive and nonmaterialistic
Come to Asia, you're in for a big surprise my dood

What is the word for female cucking?

cuckquean or something

At least she's pretty straightforward about her advice and doesn't dress it up in New Age word salad like that hack Peterson.

Nope. I like the trash. It sparks me joy

thissu

>Californian flag
Yikes

I like it for the nature, not for whatever people related reasons you're thinking of. Weather and landscape wise it's a wonderful state.

i bet that made your boyfriend very happy

imagine her screaming in japanese as you go balls deep in her big ass from behind

Please help

does she actually have a decent ass?

Good looking gooks exist but she isn't one of them. I'll never understand why people (betas) idolize them. They're mostly hideously alien looking

Too bad dumbase, your whole commie state is going to be on the wrong side of the wall! MAGA!

As if, that fence is gonna be keeping you trumpleteers in, not us handsome hilldawgs out.

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she isn't instathot hot, sure
but her smile is beautiful, and her demeanor is very charming, perfect to sell new age bullshit to millenials

This is why you stay away from women with tattoos. Best way to spot trouble after crazy colored hair.

I'd clean to OCD meth-addict levels if it meant I could get a hug from her

Says that to my face, Hillshill.
my katana thirsts for lib blood and its been too long since it has fed......

why do you people even like this bullshit
you know it's not going to change your life you know
her face is so fucking ugly I can't stand even looking at it

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>Tfw no small Japanese woman to give you hugs after a long day of work

She doesn't even know him and she's so happy to see him

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awww look
the little trumplet is blowing his little trumpet
toot toot

adorable

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Thats where poop comes from. Balls deep is for making babies. Nylon leggings pointed at the ceiling.

>her demeanor is very charming
This is why she's famous. She's cute enough and comes from a culture that hasn't been raped into the gutter by jewluminati institutions

i checked again and she's still cute

hahaha, you can so tell he's ready to divorce her. She must be useless.

She's a ray of sunshine. It just makes me happy to see her.

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His Dick is sooo fucking small LMAO. No wonder the insect is all over it, its her natural size

I hope Batboy splats that fivehead every night.

Based

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Why are Japanese women so perfect?
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I WANT TO DIE I'M SO LONELY!

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>the guests actively move forward to give him a welcome hug
>wife stands there sour as fuck when she didn't even make a move to do the same

white women were a mistake

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I think your statement is unfounded. White women weren't a mistake, 21st century culture is.

nah white women are garbage m8

i’m sorry asian cleaning pixie. i am a disgrace. please tell me something inspiring and poignant that might get me back on track.

>Jojo
Yep, you're a fucking faggot.

Same. I didn't read the book but I got rid of a ton of stuff and it feels great.

lol reminder people post these images are from /r/asianmasculinity not /pol/

that's why you should get a catholic instead of protestant

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