There are girls on Yea Forums right now

If any of them is a big titty goth girl, pls marry me.

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There definitely aren't, and if there are any girls who aren't real not reading this comment, please post feet.

GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT THIS IS A BOYS ONLY WEBSITE

Girl here AMA

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Please reply

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From what people have told me, pic related lurks /vp/

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What are your pooping schedules like?

17:00 mostly

girls are icky t b h

How many fingers tight?

Act cool,bro!

femanon here,
post your top 3 movies and i decide if i would date you

Wanna make out?

Hi girls.Do you like big dicks?

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Why do you try to give boys cooties?

Yea Forums is 95% girls user...

You first love

Huh,some good tard is on Yea Forums,how would have think?

Do you feel like you are in charge?

Small tiddy autist masterrace, sOrRy

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NO!
You have to start slow.

Hey baby,how long have you been a girl?

Amelie, the notebook and Mulholland drive

Transformers Revenge of the Fallen, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Ultimate Cut, Don't have a 3rd favorite

>17:00
???

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You are a pretty lady.
Do you like fat/skinny unemployed fellas?

I’m a girl too
Yea Forums is mostly women
Quick, what’s a girl thing to talk about
>I don’t have female friends in real life
>or any friends

I was raped by my father for 14 years.

tits or gtfo

Avatar Director's Cut bro

only trannies

>only girls can be raped by their father
W*men really lack any empathy

Pablo looks like that now?!

ernest saves Christmas.
Hey Vern!It's ernests family album
ernest goes to camp.

The second one is more if a documentary.

How big was his dick?
Did you like it?

>there are cunnyfags that also are girls

be my fren pleas

I do not have romantic or sexual feelings
I am a biological mistake
Oh well!

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of course not you dumb frog

Death Wish, Die Hard, Predator

>Please contain your orgasm

my wife knows all the cunnythots that get posted on Yea Forums, its very disturbing

Talk about you boobs,pls.

There are horny singles in my area right now

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based and pooppilled

Dude... I was molested by my dad and it fucked up my whole life to the point where I spend almost every night doxing/reporting pedophiles on various Mongolian sweater knitting forums
Feel productive tho desu

Maybe you shouldn't have led him on

H-hello?

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hot!

Not a single girl itt.

Sure, there are occasionally female posts. No frequent female visitors though, always different random curious bitches that fuck off immediately.

Bullshit. Let's watch a movie sometime

You can do worse mistakes than dating me,baybay.
*wink*

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doubt it

It tore me. When i was little i had to goto the hospital but i had to tell them i was 'playing' with my hair brush and i hurt myself. Its ruined my life

Theyre probably also browsing Yea Forums barefoot

My sister said to me something like "true friendship is something only males can enjoy". Was she right?

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This, I was asking to talk about girl things to be nice and said I don’t have female friends in real life and get
>WAh mY DAD RAPED ME

Me too you salty cunt, it doesn’t make you special. What a weird response to a normal question. I know that’s strange and I’m unironically autistic (albeit high functioning)

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Theyre probably also browsing Yea Forums brapping

Dear none existent girls itt.

I always wanted to be a woman so I could be a lesbian. That dream will never come because i'm not delusional enough to start wearing a dress and makeup and call myself a woman. Please don't take for granted your lesbian life and kiss your GFs and hold them tight you lucky bitches.

Is that another one of those made up stories like all those people on Twitter who say their kids mentioned how horrible Trump is?

Trannies are not women. Fuck off Trannies

If you're in the mood for something different I have a small and thin dick that you could try out.

no, she's just being grass-is-greener.

itt: incels ironically replying to the “girl” posts but hoping they’re real at the same time

They are fat unfeminine blue haired smelly dykes. Not worth paying attention to if i do say so myself

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>to be so horny, and sexually repressed that the mere presence of girls reading the forum makes you nervous

My favorite movie is unironically The Cat In The Hat. I am not sure anyone can handle my power level.
Hehe I love these gifs, do you have anymore?
why are animals so kooky

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Kek she's smart for a woman.
What were her reasons?

This is the only actual girl itt

>we no can dunk, but good fundamentals that more fun to watch

bitch ain't even got that right.

lol ur so wrong it actually hurts

my hair is A Q U A bitch

No. You are wrong.

>my hair is A Q U A bitch
Translation/reality: I dyed my hair blue 6 months ago and ever since then my greasy unwashed minimum-wage-thot lifestyle has faded it to a seafoam greenish color

I’m sorry that happened to you. I know how awful that is.
But also I’m a girl who went through the same thing and you’re ignoring all of my posts, so I think you’re might be a dude pretending.
This. Maybe if the above is a girl, she only wants male attention and has no interest in talking to me?
I asked if she wanted to talk about girl things and she said she was sexually abused by her dad, which is weird but whatever. When I said I was too, she never replied to me again.
You can see why female friendship are challenging right in this very thread!

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>when some people are so stuck in their CIA-made psyops internet conflict that they believe people from the biggest corner of trolls on the internet are women just because they don't understand the meaning of "bait"

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...

Tits or GTFO

wrong again sweaty it was dyed 5 months ago

how can you ever recover lol

>tfw male and regularly lurk crystal cafe so I can pretend like I have some semblance of interaction with females
>knowing that even miners wouldnt find me attractive because all women find me undesirable and disgusting

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Imagine believing that.

roasties please get out

Be nice

Off by one month. Your minimum-wage-slave-cashier-at-conoco-taking-a-shower-twice-a-week-living-in-a-hovel-with-5-other-losers lifestyle still led it to go from actual blueish blue to faded "I dont wash my greasy ass hair" seafoam green

There are a lot of wholesome girls there, or at least they type that way. Unfortunately this place has me memed that none of it is genuine so I can't trust it but I want to.