AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

She's in her 50s and Jackie Chan was in his 40s or so when they did Rush Hour. I think.

Hollywood hates Asian females (especially attractive ones). No way will they cast one in the lead.

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Idris Elba

It's not fucking Rush Hour if it's not those two, is it?
Just like it's not Ghostbusters without actual Ghostbusters.
Just make a new buddy cop film with woman.

Here's your Jackie Chan

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Nope its for sure going to be the fat asian star wars girl and Boyega

>Hollywood hates Asian females (especially attractive ones).
Sadly true.

Why are we made about this again? Its always white movies that get flooded with blacks or replaced by women, let minorities experience what its like

>Do you understand the words cumming out of my vag

>What's up mah white male

*mad not made

but why? Those movies very pretty fucking bad.
Only reason why they worked was because of Jackie Chan and his chemistry with Tucker.

>Fifing bang bang and Idris Elba

because rush hour was 90s kino

>some literally who chink replaces Jackie fucking Chan
>some ooga booga replaces Chris Tucker
THIS GOING TO BE GOOD BOYS

I'd be okay with this

Why? Because white guys tend to like them? I don't doubt

JOOOOOOOOOOJOOOOOO!~

It's fun race banter
Same with Shanghai noon and Romeo must die

does that mean we're going to get a qt asian actress?

Thrush Hour

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that doesnt do any stunts

AIY AIY AIY AIY

Sofia Boutella is very flexible and did lot of wire work for the Mummy but since that bombed and she's too redpilled I doubt they will cast her in any major films anymore sadly.

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HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dead IP

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She was also the villains muscle in Kingsman, the final fight was incredible. But they're going to be in a world of shit if they change the race of either one

Great Value

I really hope that's fake

Alina Li and Sarah Banks

>Mabye a cameo from Chelsea Clinton
What the fuck did they mean by this?

FIFTY MILLION DOLLARS?! WHO YOU THINK YOU HAVE, IVANKA TRUMP??

FUCK YOU THIS CAN'T BE REAL THEY'VE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME

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Why do they have to do this

How do we go from
>Rush Hour 4 happening
to
>fuck it, let's go for a female reboot
?

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McCarthy will be playing aint she

Sort of. Attractive east Asian women are the white female equivalent of "black stallions" for white dudes essentially.

What a horrible fuckin poster, what were they thinking

Yeah I was really looking forward to 4 I wonder wtf happened, Chris Tucker must be losing it over this

the entire point of rush hour is jacki being a fucking god at stunts and chris tucker being a goof, how, in any way, would a female reboot work, how fuckin retarded are hollywood executives? i cannot understand who think that shit would hold a candle to the original trilogy

>it's real

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Leslie Jones and Awkwafina

awful. die

OH fuck niggas we just found Casca.

How much you wanna bet this bitch is gonna be cast in it?

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Awaken, My Mistress

Is this real?

yeah this is it

>mfw they cast the wrong kind of asian chick and she's one of those brown south asians

you just know theyre gonna do it.

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>thrush hour
>follows charlise Theron and some qt black thot around while their vaginas ooze smell and they have to pee / itch the entire movie
Kino

unrionically laughed

I can't stand this fucking ugly bitch. She's suddenly in so much too.

I bet the fucking people rebooting this haven't seen a single police story film

produced by brett ratner

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Leslie Jones and Leslie Jones with a Chinese hat on and sticky tape holding her eyes back.

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Can you even reboot this without Jeckie ant Tucker?

They can't give a decent haircut for the chinese?

White women literally cannot stand them, same reason why no Hollywood actress ever has a cup size higher than D (with the exception of Daddario, who goes to the bold new heights of a middling E-cup).

Jeeja Yanin and Lupita Nyong'o

Don't they realize that that movie was all about the star power? Nobody gives a shit about the IP itself.

Couldnt she get a foundation that matches the rest of her skintan at least?

Is there nothing sacred anymore?

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Cara Gee

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AYAYAYAAIIIIIIIII

True kinographer right here

There are no attractive ones, unless you like childlike faces

Because Hollywood and most western media are pushing "yaas! slay girl!!" feminist shit where they're trying to do away with the "stereotype" of beauty which has been dictated by men's taste in women (eg. more girls with hairy armpits shown in the media, dyke hair, whatever. all that "gurl power" bullchit you see everywhere). Having a cute asian (typically seen as submissive) be the main actress and then be wildly well received would be a huge blowback to their shilling.

Casca isn't asian

Lucy Lu and Oprah

kek is this real?

You would still be an incel if you lived in an asian country.