How do I get a FAT TITTY GF?

ssppiiddeeyy please have sex

>wouldn't that get old after the first time you do it?
nope

Wrong.

you wont get sick of the jiggling

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>wouldn't that get old after the first time you do it?
No. Are you sure you're straight?
personally I'd force/convince her to get nice and sweaty then I'd lick the sweat from under her boobs

That's reassuring. I know I'm straight because I want it to happen but I don't exactly get how sex works after you've already done it. You just keep doing it each day and then all is good? Playing with huge breasts seems so much fun but then you just have to keep doing that over and over again?

Well you watch them bounce lick suck and nibble on them initially. Then you can oil them up and fuck them. After that body slides she oils them then rubs them up and down your body front and back. From there you get into titty torture but that depends on your partner.

What really sucks if you get those big fat tits and she hates them and playing with them doesn't get her off.

lmao spidey sick of being teased

I had a gf with giant tits
It fels like kissing a flabby watermelon.
The nipples were tiny and flattened. The boobs wouldnt fit my mouth or my hands.
It kinda sucked.
I love big boobs like a c or a d cup. But bigger than a d cup is crap

This poster is a homosexual

holy autism

Oh really

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Agreed a red blooded heterosexual has never uttered the words "those tits are too big"

Those tiddies look to be of an indeterminate size

This guy fucks

This. Her face especially ruins it, and her tits aren't big enough for her overall mass compared to say pic related

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finna

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too bad mommyanon stopped posting

Does your faceblind autism stop you from seeing that it's the same chick in the OP?

dont listen to incels, you do get bored. not only with tits but with everything you dream about now. it takes about 3 years, max

>celebrating 6 months

cursed

it takes less than 3 years to get bored of big tits. i can't think of anything i'd be able to sustain an interest in longer than 6 months including a woman

what did you mean by this?

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:(

Have sex.

Confidence and social skills

>I would call you my dream guy but I already fucked 20+ guys who aren’t you and called them my dream guy so you have to just be something else

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what the FUCK dude

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>Confidence and social skills
read: be Chad

apologise for abusing me when i was a kid

Women can be so cruel she must have known how emasculating this was lol

Too bad girls are too lazy to do this position.

You guys are either children, or legitimate incels
( or had sex with tiny tits women).
Really big tits, ( and i mean big as in bigger than Double D cups. ) are annoying and not enjoyable
I already said i love C and D cups.
But giant tits like the op girl, they are like giant water baloons that you cant really suck on or hold properly.
I love regular D cup tits that you can play with. Thats all.
E and F cups are like deformities.

>big tiddies BAD because I can't grab onto them! y-you meanyface incel!
You are a small-handed homosexual estrogent.

As someone who loves breasts and fondles mummies e cups every day your absolutely gay

She had to be pretty simple if she couldn't figure out from the shirt that he was of the homosexualist persuasion.

How does it feel to have a fat titty gf bros? Do you grope her all the time?

>tfw small tiddies
god how do I cOPE
it’s like being a dicklet only I can’t even trick someone before they see me naked
>tfw this is off topic but I refrained from bitterly reporting

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this one then?

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Yes.
T. Fat titty boomer mum with hueg assbellythighs
Mummmumumumumhm

>god how do I COPE
W*men with small tidds can get implants or even find DFC fetishists. Guys with small dicks are pretty much forced to live with their lot in life. You don't have it that bad.

Most men won't really care, and remember you're not getting a representative sample of the general population on this website.