Part 7

How do you know that it's a dollar? Isn't based off of subscription numbers and the capability of getting ads on his videos or something?

t. varg

If you're right, he should be earning more. I've heard people with 10k followers say they make $1 each 1k views and they had no ads. I guess that's why he pumps out so many videos about this.

>Escapes prison while on probation
>gets caught
>is found with lots of guns and ammunition
>only gets 1 year added to his sentence
what the fuck

Oh fuck off,Jonas is a shitty director who potrays Varg as some sort of psycho killer in the end,after potraying him as a loser and then a chad back and forth during the movie as well just like the bad director he is lol

The Jews dared not anger him

Varg is not a mentally stable individual. Psycho killer? I don't know about that but he had no reason to kill so he's not a normal person. Euronymous had no weapons in his apartments and did not wield a knife so the self defense claim is garbage.

I mean wouldn't you be butthurt if someone made an inaccurate biopic about you?

If you kill someone in cold blood I feel like you have no say in the matter anymore.

What, murder suddenly invalidates all truths from my mouth now? Come on, don't be silly.

The non-murder parts are accurate then?

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What parts are not accurate that changes the story? The actor being Jewish and Varg drinking a glass of chocolate milk doesn't change the overall story.

While Varg is a sperger that intentionally took things too seriously, Euronymous pretty much deserved it for talking shit. He's the classic faggot that goes around thinking he's tough and then cries when you punch his head in.

There's nothing particularly morally reprehensible about killing your enemies (though admittedly, what constitutes a "real" enemy can make this a very messy idea)

Well others in the black metal scene said that Euro told some of his plan so...it only makes sense if Varg surprises him before Euro grabs the taser and surprises him first...Im not saying whatever Varg says is the truth,but even others in the scene admitted it
Except for Snorre who tried to have less time by "cooperating" with the police

There are very few scenarios where killing someone is justified. Killing a 22 year old because he "talked shit" will never be. Stabbing someone defenseless over a dozen times including in his head, is not the same as punching someone.

>There's nothing particularly morally reprehensible about killing your enemies (though admittedly, what constitutes a "real" enemy can make this a very messy idea)
Jesus christ, user. Stop.

>There are very few scenarios where killing someone is justified
There are very few scenarios where killing someone ISN'T justified, if they exist at all. Killing is the natural method of asserting dominance. And yes, before you start saying we shouldn't just do what's natural, what is natural in this case is, at it's core, very much right.

Euronymous always talked big but never did anything, it was part of his character that people seemingly knew about. I seriously doubt Varg actually thought Euronymous was going to harm him, but that's just speculation and Varg has never been stable. There was no taser or other weapons found in his apartment. Varg also had plenty of opportunities to stop and let him go, but he wanted him dead. A normal person would have stopped himself multiple times. Talking shit on the internet is not the same as chasing someone with a knife with full intent of murdering someone.

>Hollywood makes a film about you
>fabricates most of the details and makes you look like a cuck
How could you not be triggered?

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It wasn't defenseless, To Euronymous' credit, he continued to fight Varg until he died. As soon as Varg walked through his apartment door, Euronymous grabbed a knife, then dropped it to attack Varg head on. All of this is corroborated by Snorre, who witnessed this. Snorre wasn't someone who disliked Euronymous, they were best friends since childhood, so why would he lie to protect the person that killed his best friend? Secondly, Euronymous told everyone that he was going to kill Varg, he also ratted on Varg for the church burnings after Varg did an anonymous newspaper interview to bolster attention for Euronymous' shop, Helvette. Finally, Varg stockpilled guns and ammunition, on top of all sorts of bladed weapons, so why did he go to confront Euronymous with a pen knife? He went to talk to him about getting money from the record sales Euronymous loaned him, and to break the contract so that Varg could release his albums on his own label.

>Be Varg
>Hear that Euro's planning of doing some edgy murder shit on you
>Euro sends you a fake ass message where he's as friendly as he's never been
>Leave thousand of guns and ammunition and good big knife and only take small poket knife with you just in case
>Go to Euro's house when he doesn't except it
>Confront him about all the shit he said he would do to you
>He panics and taekwondo kicks your chest then runs
>Ohfuckno.jpg
>Have fight on stairs when he tries to kill you with his bare hands and you can only use your shitty poket knife
>Adrenalinerush.jpg kicks in and you stab him in the head
>Boy's dead lol
>Many hears later people still call you a murderous monster for not wanting to be the bottom bitch of a snuff movie

Yes, I've read Varg's account of what happened. Euronymous tried to fucking flee and save his life. No weapons in the apartment.

I can't tell if the Varg drones in this thread are trolling or are for real.

Problem is, I don't trust Varg, and I don't trust Vice, and I don't care enough to spend hours digging up info on the true story. As far as cinematic experiences go, the film was a 5/10.

>I'm sure fuck face got no money for this, that's why he's pissed.
>the guy who declined £300,000 to play two live shows

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Wouldn't you get angry if someone depicted you as a chocolate milk drinker?

Bottom line is, there is no way to find out the true story because Varg is the only one who was in the apartment and his story is inconsistent. If you're not a dumbass, you can probably pick out the fiction parts out of the movie and get close to the truth.

I drink chocolate milk twice a day.

Does he even have the balls to stand on stage and perform in front of people? No

>I'm going to tie you up and torture and kill you
It wasn't entirely unprovoked, it was an autistic over reaction by Varg when it's obvious Euronymous wouldn't actually have the stonez to do it. This is what happens in real life when you tell people you're going to kill them.

It's quite possible Varg chose to take him at face value what with having a touch of the spergers

What an ugly actor

If you actually think someone plans to kill you it's entirely normal to actually finish the job. Even with no premeditation, in a scenario where weapons are produced, the violence has escalated to a level where someone must die. You're mistaking the fact that most people don't fimd themselves in such a scenario with the "normal" course of action should such an altercation occur.

It wasn't unprovoked but I think we all know it wasn't a real threat. I don't think that's what happens in real life at all, most people would talk it out or report it. You've never said that you were going to kill someone in a non-serious way when you were young?

Varg stabbed Euro 23 times, nice self defense huh.

You just can't talk about the reality of what happened because all the Vargtards live in their own little world where Varg drove three hours after midnight to a guys house who he supposedly thought was going to murder him and oh what a surprise Euronymous happened to fall on a lamp 24 or so times haha whoops. Just boggles my mind the degree of mental gymnastics people go through to suck Varg's (real name Khristian, named himself to 'wolf' like a furry) dick

We have laws for a reason. It's not normal to go around killing people that you dislike in a 1st world country. In real life and not a movie, people don't go to such extremes. Varg's story is fishy.
Varg knew Euronymous was all talk, and if he let him escape, I don't think Euronymous would have retaliated. Only Varg had a weapon in the stairway.

You know you usually have to stab over 30 times to actually do any damage

Normally, Varg comes off as a goofy uncle type, but these Spergs of Chaos videos aren't do him any favors. Listening to him casually and, at times, jokingly discuss how he killed someone, combined with his typical autism, makes him come off as a psycho.

in first world countries we believe in rehabilitation, not punishment for punishments sake

>I then finished him ov with a stab to the head

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Varg is nearly 50 years old and still makes videos about how Euronymous looked ugly back then and deserved to die. He even mocks his habits and what he liked to eat. A 50 year old talking about a 22 year old that died 26 years ago because he murdered him.

>slapping a murderer who didn't regret his actions on the wrist is first world values
You could have at least picked successful cases, which I'm sure there are many.

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Do you think he is rehabilitated?

What's the difference between Varg and Charles Manson? Why was one released and the other one locked in prison his entire life?

>ACCURATE
>aLL THEM NIGGAS HAD aMERCIAN ACCENTS
Wy you stupid

I believe in punishment, user. What are you going to do about it?

Not him but no, that being said, he probably won't mess with anyone again seeing how he lives somewhat isolated and has a family now. He doesn't want to go back to Prison and he knows the French police are watching him, they've already raided his house once. He's not going to kill anyone

for 300 000 euros would it matter the dude has bigger values than money

>movie lies about you
>"no this is not what happened"
>HAHAHHAHAHAH TRIGGERED MUCH

>What is Adrenaline

It was a movie based on a true story, not a documentary.

Imagine unironically defending varg when every time he opens his mouth he changes his story

He probably won't because of his family. But if he hadn't settled down, and got into an altercation with someone, I wouldn't trust him not to go the full distance again.

> driving in the middle of the night on a multiple hour trip to Oslo to see a guy who you supposedly KNOW wants to kill you
>"haha varg had no ill intentions bro like it was self defense bro never mind the fact Euronymous didn't have a weapon in his house ever heard of adrenaline? "
Go back to Varg's comment section, retard

Kill you

But Varg only brought his small knife. Explain that.

Thanks, Yea Forums. I've read so many people defending Varg lately that I thought I was in the minority. I never thought I would say this, but it's nice to read some sense on this board. As for the movie it wasn't anything special but it kept me entertained the whole way through.

has anyone tried Jonas Akerlund's Ditch Twisted Ritual Absinthe?

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>goes to someones residence carrying a knife
>stabs him 23 times in "self defense"
>discards bloody clothes
people still say this wasn't murder. euro still deserved it anyway

No 22 year old deserves getting brutally murdered for being a dick. Most 22 year olds are immature.

it's time to stop posting

Euro was 25

Fair enough.

you gonna go stab him, christian?

Is it safe to say Varg is on the spectrum?

true that, just the fact that he still claims he killed euronymous in self defense, a 6'2" dude had to knife some little weak dude 35 times because he was self defense right is crazy. Dude's crazy, but still funny even unintentionally, he's like Terry Davis of music.

The trailer for this piece of shit tells me all I need to know. They turned real history into dude lmao black metal, with that shitty tinge of paint-by-numbers filmmaking. I won't even download this and watch for free. Fuck this shit.

I would definitely say you're on the spectrum if you haven't had Jonas Akerlund's Ditch Twisted Ritual Absinthe.

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For what it's worth, the trailer makes the movie look worse than it is. It's not a masterpiece by any means but it's aight.

Should have had more slapstick comedy in it imo, black metal fans and people like Varg are comedy goldmines.

>youtube.com/watch?v=bUi96Gq7aBs
It's taking an important part of music history, one documented pretty well, and turning into a mockery. I don't give a shit if the movie is competent or not. They got it wrong.

What facts of the story did they get wrong?

Varg deserves to be mocked. He is a joke.

>he tries to kill you with his bare hands
He was trying to flee for half the time Varg was there, obviously when you're being cornered by someone you try to intimidate them into leaving. Also Varg claims Euronymous was a gay weak manlet basedboy basically, so why exactly would he be scared and use the knife when he could (according to his own words) beat him up easily? He just saw the opportunity to get rid of someone he hates and took it.

>Jesus christ, user. Stop.
why is this "sweetie" rhetoric so common for leftists? isn't this mansplaining?

Right wings think it's ok to kill people you don't like?

Not him but it's based on a book made by journalists who got all their facts from second hand accounts and its not declared itself a documentary anyway to even begin with just a dramatization. It's not quite "facts" because there are actually very few in this story only the Church burning and death of Euro are set in stone. Everything else is basically hearsay.

Nice get hail Satan. I've been thinking about what Oyster was doing while he was being stabbed. Did he scream or cry for help? These details are unknown. Did he even put up a fight?

It's almost like Varg is a delusional, narcissistic idiot fag.

>He's the classic faggot that goes around thinking he's tough and then cries when you punch his head in.

/ourguy/

>that cast list
Did they purposefully go for famous actors less famous siblings?

NO DONT CALL ME CHRISTIAN THIS IS A A JEWISH NAME CALL ME VARG OR GRISHNACKH YOU JEWIISH PARASITE

He tried to defend himself while fleeing. I think Varg said his final words were "that's enough x2"

Lmaooooo literally me

It's funny because the people who defend Varg over his "preemptive self defence" shit and thinking Euro deserved it would cry irl if confronted in a similar fashion.

I seriously hope somebody sets his cuckshed on fire so he and his puppies burn alive like marshmallows

Pic related is what I'm wondering about t b h

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I doubt you'd even have time to cry.

They are for real, unfortunately. They project themselves on to him and wish they could kill their real life enemies in the same way.

Damn I can picture that. He's on the floor leaking everywhere with stab wounds on his head.. "That's enough that's enough."

Fuckin imagine being that guy. What about the guy Varg drove in the car with there? He just watched?

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I'm guessing someone made a fake Patreon account claiming to be him.

how is it preemptive? Euro literally did a home invasion lmao

>i stabbed him a couple of dozen times in self-defence officer i swear
>what? you found him unarmed and trying to flee? you must be a brainwashed christian sheeple
>oh let me change my story again for this interview haha
>what? you point out i constantly change stories? fuck you I'm done talking to you

What the fuck kind of comeback is that? Are vargfags this retarded?

why are you so obsessed with Varg?

Why is Varg so obsessed with the jews when they are the ones who set him free in the first place?

If any of this was actually the truth it would have been used on him in court during the trial lol.

he may not be a psycho killer but varg is definitely a psycho and a killer, just look at his youtube the guy is a bitter pessimistic mess who believes civilisation is going to collapse soon and explains this through shitty 3 minute vlogs in his car based on extremely mediocre conjecture, he also he speaks under the same breathe about his bloodlust for like 95% of the population; did this retard not get proper psychiatric care and treatment while he was in prison? i thought it was all progressive and shit down there

He's not though?

He was in shock. He spent 8 years in prison but had nothing to do with it according to Varg. Snorre claimed Varg planned to kill Euro.

>Outside we met Snorre, who had finished his cigarette. All the doors looked the same, and Snorre was a pretty absent-minded fellow, so he had ended up in the attic, one floor up, by mistake. Confused he had gone back down and used his lighter flame to light up the door sign, trying to read it and figure out if this was the right apartment. As he was trying to read the door sign Euronymous came running out in his underwear, bleeding and screaming like a madman. Snorre was so surprised and terrified he looked like a ghost, and it looked as if his eyeballs were about to fall out of his head. According to Snorre he was so surprised and shocked he had a black-out and didn't remember anything until I later asked him if he was okay.

>What I didn't know, was that Snorre was still in shock, so he just drove around in Oslo for 20 minutes, and eventually I had to take over.

burzum.org/eng/library/a_burzum_story02.shtml

why do you keep samefagging? literally never seen someone so obsessed in my life

If Varg was actually telling the truth he wouldn't be in jail lol

>be so asspained about jews your whole life you end up some weirdo murderer trying to larp as a norse warrior
>b-b-b-but he's not????

He was convicted but has changed his story multiple times since.

>he wants money
>he has no balls

i dont even know how to convey lazy and over used these arguments are. why dont you get proven wrong and choose some more low IQ defenses

oh look its one of varg's totally normal and mentally sound fans

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>Snorre was a pretty absent-minded fellow

well shit I'd never have guessed that about someone called Snorre

I'm not the person who said he wants money, but it's possible for him to want easy money and still have stage fright to perform in front of thousands of people. I want money, that doesn't mean I'm gonna get gangbanged by blacks in a porno for money because that's something I wouldn't have it in me to do.

>If Varg was actually telling the truth he wouldn't be in jail lol

that's the same retarded logic he has, and the most stupid thing about him. in his vids about the murder he gets visibly startled and louder about the fact that the judge acknowledged the fact that euro in fact said he wanted to kill varg, and how it's so incredibly unjust that he still got convicted for murder. he doesn't seem to realize that it does not matter that that 22yo said the wanted to feed him to the elks, he still didn't have the right to stab him 27 times.

and even if euro really attacked him, like he said countless times in his video, it still doesn't give him the right to stab him 27 times. Varg is fucking pathetic. It's been 26 years, he could just admit that he made a mistake.

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Would Varg have as many defenders if he was ugly and his music was shit?

he's literally not though if you actually watch his vids he's simply in silent agreement but he's never gone on some anti-semetic rant
you however regularly go on Varg rants

Yes, because metalfags are contrarian cunts who want to stick it to The Christian.

Varg has shown multiple times that he's butthurt the actor playing him is Jewish.

>There's nothing particularly morally reprehensible about killing your enemies (though admittedly, what constitutes a "real" enemy can make this a very messy idea)

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it's so easy to spot you in these threads for how one tracked your mind is, probably some discordfag

>watching Varg vids
Watching shit dry in the sun is a better waste of my time lol

>never gone on some anti-semetic rant

because he almost went to jail in france for his antisemitic rants. he refers to da jooz in some way in almost every video he makes, he just doesn't go on open rants anymore.

how is that antiJewish though? he's simply pointing out how the actor that is playing him is not Scandinavian despite other actors being?

I watched a bunch of his vlogs because I was interested in the story, but the dude is a nutjob who should never have been let out. I hope I'm not around when his kids shoot up some place.

why do you keep making shit up? the France stuff was gun related

this is the mind of the average varg fan i.e. /pol/tard satanic edgelord, i get it everything is a conspiracy; relax kid

I usually don't defend Varg, but that part where he fucked all the girls was retarded. Why make up something like that?

I don't get why anyone would defend Varg. Are they the same type of people that defend school shooters and serial killers?

your kids cant shoot up the school if they dont go to school

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he had problems with the police more than once you idiot

>I-I don't have an agenda despite spamming the same shit so obviously over and over I swear guys!

samefag harder

>I SEE YOU! You are trying to change the public opinion on Varg through the use of the Yea Forums imageboard! Fucking liberal jew christain!

It makes for a more appealing movie if there are girls (love interests).

nice projecting

This is the first thread on Yea Forums I've posted about Varg on. I'm not the guy from some discord you've been talking about.

it's really easy to ridicule people like you but at this point i'm really starting to feel bad

wished we saw some fenriz and abbath and see how they butchered them

and i'm a flying spaghetti monster, fucking worthless on a non-id board the actual unique posters in the thread speaks for itself

>not violently and brutally killing your enemies
How does it feel to be cucked by the "social contract" losers?

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>By then Euronymous was back on his feet. He looked resigned and said: "It's enough", but then he tried to kick me again, and I finished him off by thrusting the knife through his skull, through his forehead, and he died instantaneously. The eyes turned around in his head and a moan could be heard as he emptied his lungs when he died. He fell down to a sitting position, but the knife was stuck in his head, so I held him up, as I held onto the knife. When I jerked the knife from his skull he fell forward, and rolled down a flight of stairs like a sack of potatoes - making enough noise to wake up the whole neighbourhood (it was a noisy, metal staircase).

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It's not projecting if that's how you act lol

Imagine murdering someone because you couldn't handle their banter: The Movie

Euronymous tried to find a knife according to Varg but Varg never gave him the chance. We don't know if he was really looking for a knife or not since this is all what Varg believes. So I'd call Euro defenseless.

I don't get why anyone would not defend Varg. Are they the same type of people that defend school shooters and serial killers? Euronymous was planning on kidnapping him and filming a snuff film killing him. If Varg let him live Eurotrash would have been able to kill him at a later date, any sensible person would see his "murder" as justified.

Wasn't Euronymous the guy who took photos of their mate after he blew his brains out and posed with them? That's pretty unscrupolous for someone who's only just talk. If I heard that such a sick edge lord plans on torturing me to death I'd be on high alert as well. Add to it how much of a sperg Varg is and the self-defense claim is not too far fetched.

Who here /Taake/?

If you stab someone once you might as well finush the job. It's a very close, almost intimate thing I can imagine in comparison to shooting from a distance so emotions and adrenaline are more prone to take over.

>Euronymous was just a pussy shittalker but at the same time he was a hardened psycho criminal that genuinely threatened Varg's life!

Varg is a complete psychopath. You can tell her has no remorse and he doesn't display empathy. All he does is leech NEETbux off the French government and scam 17 year old virgin white nationalists into giving him shekels.

he essentially went to prison for manslaughter, if the trial was set in the U.S. there would be no question some guy who commits a home invasion would be able to be killed in self defense

But here's where things get interesting because Varg claims that Euro was just a show off and that everyone eventually realized that despite always talking way too much, he never really got his hands dirty like the rest of them. Taking photos of Dead shooting himself in the head was edgy, but it doesn't rule out the fact that he was all talk either. So why would Varg fear for his life knowing full well that Euronymous is "just a pussy"?

HELNORSK SVARTMETALL

This. I pity his children. They are young now but when they grow up they will want to explore the world and experience basically everything Varg tries to shield them from/brainwash them about. Just look at all the people who grew up with hardcore Christian/religious parents. Many become atheists. Exact same shit will happen to his kids one day, he won't be able to stand it and he'll probably snap.

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No one is saying Euronymous was a good boy but he was known as all talk and no bite

He was killed at his own home though and had no weapon on him. I don't see how you can take the home invasions into account when they were unrelated (?) to Varg.

do you not know what homeschooling is or that millions of kids are homeschooled?

Buttblasted white boi virgin detected. Go back to cuckfront

>Also Varg keeps changing his story

lmao what? he hasn't changed his story since 1993.

>"no this is not what happened"
This excuse kinda loses its magic when you constantly change your story. Varg is a pussy.

>Thinking homeschooling will somehow make a difference

They will go on the internet when he's sleeping

>Person wants to kill you and is only telling close friends about
>go to his place with the contract that was going to be used as bait to kill you so he doesn't have bait
>get attacked by guy planning on killing you brutally
>end his life knowing if you let him live he might try to kill you
>wtf why did you MURDER this man! he was just talk!
anti-varg fags are the fucking worst

He poisoned a Polish guy with arsenic. He had a criminal record for cutting people with a broken bottle.

So does anyone think Varg had nothing to do with the church burnings as he claims?

lmao can't make this shit up, your brain is diseased

I get what you mean but Varg stated that Euro only told a hand full of very clise people instead of running around as he usually did when proclaiming such things. Also he did not only take pictures but collected skull fragments and lead pellets from the corpse and handed them out as trophies to musicians he liked which has been confirned by multiple individuals. Not defending Varg but I would certainly feel uneasy around such a guy.

>What's the difference
Varg actually killed someone.

He doesn't claim that. He openly hints that he was found not guilty of ones he did do and guilty of ones he didn't do.

>go to his place with the contract that was going to be used as bait to kill you so he doesn't have bait
He could have just posted it in the mail?

>Akerlund
>Aykroyd
>Both pander shitty spirits

...Adum?

I can't wait until white people are a minority in America. White genocide feels great

>oh hey varg there is a problem with the contract you sent can you come over
can't you see how it could be a problem, him going there in person put euro in a position where he'd have no bait left, he could not sign it and use it as bait. Going in person solves the problem that mailing it could cause.

>the guy who declined £300,000 to play two live shows
Come on now, you really believe him?

Like I said he was edgy, but that doesn't necessarily mean he was capable of attacking someone himself. Just imagine how many people on Yea Forums are edgy enough to take pictures or collect skull fragments off a dead person, when the majority of them probably wouldn't even hurt a fly. Also, it's not like Varg wasn't familiar with him, so unless he is trying to destroy Euro's edgy reputation post-mortem by calling him a pussy, there would be no reason to feel uneasy around a person who couldn't do much other than talk.

Imagine being a varg fanboy

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All he had to do was sign his name, it would be hard for Varg to mess that up

The point is Euro could say there is something wrong with the contract causing the contract bait to still be in play.

>want to kill a guy because he is not hardcore enough
>bring your friends along after planning his murder
>guy you want to kill figures something is wrong and tries to defend himself and run away
>kill him with a knife on the stairs outside his home
>know you are in deep shit so you make up some shit story about him attacking you
>police arrests you
>you figure out your story is shit so you change it up
>doesn't fly in court and get imprisoned
>gloat to your fans and tell them a completely different story(again) for easy cred and admit you wanted to kill Euronymous for some time before his murder
>cry to the interviewers about how you were set up by a corrupt and incompetent justice system
>write your shitty memoirs in prison in which you -surprise surprise- tell a totally different story than the ones you kept telling for years
Are vargfags special?

>There's nothing particularly morally reprehensible about killing your enemies (though admittedly, what constitutes a "real" enemy can make this a very messy idea)
t. some beta bitch boy who's hands start shaking if he has to sit next to a black guy on a bus

based varg making Yea Forums mutts mad

can anyone explain this shit to me
is this saying varg is the same as a muslim
what is happening in europe jesus

are muslims really raiding and throwing molotovs and shit

But Euro made the contract. He would just have to send another one in this scenario

>doesn't send contract
what then

best post in this thread

Call him instead of driving for hours to his place.

I'd be pretty pissed too if someone just made a documentary about a part of my life, without my consent. It's obviously slander, and full of lies. Even if they tried to be accurate, that would never be possible due to the lack of information.

I think everyone here is heterosexual, so no

The only Varg footage I saw was him basically winking at the camera implying he did some of them, as the other reply points out.

made by some Deus Vultfag who hates Varg and filled with contradictions and non-truths such as Christianity being a local religion, posted by a discord tranny attempting to get Christians on his side despite him being an-everything Christians preach

No, subscribers are not directly related to the amount of money you make. It's just your views and how many advertisers are willing to play ads on your videos.

>documentary

He currently has no reason to kill anyone. It's not like he just randomly murdered someone for his enjoyment. He had his reasons. I don't see why he would ever kill anyone again, unless his life is in danger.

What part of the story did he change? He is telling the same about self defense and the broken lamp for years.
I'm thinking the guy has probably some sort of paranoid schizophrenia and really believes what he is saying. Wouldn't be so far fetched if you consider, how easily our memory can be manipulated and distorted.

Do you seriously believe his children will turn into leftie spergs or something? How can you feel bad for his children? They have an awesome childhood. They don't have to go to school, get to enjoy nature, life a healthy natural life away from all the trouble.

When did varg change his story?

Probably not like being in prison or dead

Instead of going to school and socializing with other kids.

Im laughing my ass off at that pic lol

I genuinely believe that his children will, like all teenagers do at some point, rebel against him and his views.

In one story he claims he wanted to kill Euro because he was a poser pussy mama's boy, but in the next he claims Euro was a psychopath killer who wanted to do Varg in for months so his murder was ok because it was self-defence.

They live an isolated life under an authotarian father who vigorously tries to live out his ancient LARP fantasies. His lifestyle is so obscure that sooner or later they will try to break out, probably when they hit puberty and don't take everything for granted anymore. Varg being the egocentric autist that he is will snap as soon as they stop showing the same kind of enthusiasm for pre-modern lifestyle that he and his autistic wife have because he is unable to understand other people.

*travels 500 km and stabs you 30 times in self defense*

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He seems like the type of petty guy who would stop talking to his kids if that happened.

They probably won't because we don't life in a soap opera.

Shut the fuck up shitstian jew sheeple you just don't understand real life

Isn't his first kid 17 or something by now? Any info on him/her?

>all these redditors in this thread

lol pretty delusional dude

do you have evidence for that? or is it another one of those made up stories like his secret daughter all based off of a vague youtube comment but according to the anti-Varg spammer that's enough evidence for something to be fact

>has to come up with an inflated strawman to defend his daddy rolemodel

imagine just for a second being this autistic

He lives just like many people in the countryside or legitimate farmers which still exist, do. There is nothing particularly special about his life, other than that he understands the implications of it more than others. I've led a similar life and haven't had any problems or hated it. I could never be in a large modern city for longer than a few days, there is nothing weird about this.

Don't forget the glass of chocolate milk he made during the self defense killing!

She's like 25.

I can't because I'm not autistic

you sure about that my fellor redditor?

And do you think he would allow his kids to live their own lifes and follow their own interests? I also grew up among farmers and not one of them was anything like Varg. It's not particulary his lifestyle but his attitude towards it. For most of the farmers it's just a job while Varg makes it an entire ideology. I also doubt that his kids have much contact to the outside world since Varg is extremely hateful to everything that doesn't fit his world view.

>my fellow redditor
Nice projecting

Well i know Varg lives on a farm, but what does he actually do there? Does he have livestock? Is he working his crops, when he's not busy reading the comments under his youtube videos or working on his stupid broken car?

I've seen a lot of his vids and read a lot about him, but what's really going on down there in the woods of Gascogne?

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Any info on her? Does she use SNS?

welfare

>If you're a regular viewer please DON'T try to become a Patreon supporter for as little as $1 per video because they are of course free for me to make, and I don't even have a Patreon account.

What does he even mean by this? How would people even try to become a patreon since he doesn't have an account?

That's either a joke or he's talking about the possibility of someone else setting up a patreon scam in his name. There's a bunch of social media accounts with his name but none are his.

Varg says he will never watch the movie, but how long before he releases a commentary track? Let's face it, he's making a ton of money on these YT videos.

He's making fun of people like The Golden One, Survive The Jive among other right wing grifters who say they need patreon donations to be able to talk into a camera.

>commentary track

man i'd love to watch that

Beyond the Varg/Euro debate, I found the movie fairly entertaining but really comes off like the director is really ashamed about Black Metal and wanted to make this movie to almost distance himself, and maybe modern Scandinavia overall as well, from the cultural impact black metal has had. I enjoy Black Metal along with many other genres and I find it's scene a fascinating story, including the musicians who were unfortunately relegated as side characters or don't even appear in this movie. The director even said he tried to avoid having black metal music as part of the soundtrack as much as he could because he doesn't like the music anymore. I think someone with a real appreciation for the music and the movement while having enough self awareness about how over the top it was in it's day could have told this story much better and still express how silly the whole thing was looking back almost thirty years later.

>the director is really ashamed about Black Metal and wanted to make this movie to almost distance himself

What's he got to distance himself from? He was a session drummer for Bathory in 1983. The only other connection he has to metal in Scandinavia is directing the music video for Swedish doom metal band Candlemass in 1988. Funnily enough, Dead from Mayhem was an extra in that music video.

youtube.com/watch?v=-3uvf0cn0jo

The movie portrayed him as a musical genius above everyone else in the scene, who's main interests was being a badass punching people in the throat, burning and blowing up churches, fucking groupies and killing posers. If anything the movie bought into the kvlt aura around him too much.
Then again if the movie showed him as a fucking dork who sat at home obsessing over pen and paper RPGs and Tolkien being a good kid DINDU NUTHIN people would have been mad about that instead.

I want Fenriz to do one, even if he's barely in the movie, he was atleast around at the time.

I don't think he is ashamed of black metal. He said that he would rather listen to it over pop music or Madonna (who he also worked with). I think he said he prefers other types of metal.

Read the book based on the movie, moron. Oh wait, varg fanboys can't read lol

how will count grishnock ever recover?

>a comment on something is the same thing as a police report

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>a comment made by someone who researched varg's case and interviewed him and his relatives and friends has no value to the eyes of a vargcocksucking frogposter

it's literally the Hollywood jew trying to make fun of based Vikings. (((they))) are afraid of him, prove me wrong.

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varg dindu nuffin

>Lives on welfare in a bumhole in france
>Has to feed himself and his children acorns and other crap from the forrest
>Tries to justify it saying his ancestors ate that when there was a peasant body found ages ago that had those foods in the stomach
>Triggered by everything like a big manchild
>Because he went to jail for stabbing a fat geek 30+ times he is still a child mentally
>Says he was offered a lot of money but didn't want to perform live
>Clearly he can't reproduce his burzum sound live and knows he would look retarded
>Can't even control his cat lady neighbour which triggers him everyday

Can go on and on about this loser

And his cult of neckbeards still follow him and call him a viking

>says he changed his story as if there was another police report
>ask for evidence
>has none and says to read in between the lines of some book that one of the very sources it cites and leaned heavily on has already come out and said it wasn't completely factual or honest
hmmmm kinda hard to take any of the shit you spout seriously

>Can't even control his cat lady neighbour which triggers him everyday
That's fucking funny. Any videos of him whining about it?
Varg had it all, the looks, the talent, but he fucked it all up because he's an autistic loser deep inside.

>please provide me with your sources
>whaaaat you expect me to read this shit ahahaha just give me the gist of it so I can dismiss it with my frog memes i love you Varg I wish I was your son

>says he changed his story as if there was another police report
That's not what that implies at all. Saying you "changed your story" on something just means that you gave a later story that contradicted details about your earlier story. Are you a native English speaker?

he is a varg fanboy, probably from /pol/. English and logic are not his strong points

oh so you're backpeddling now on the fake made up story that's not in the book? no official second story now just comments that may or may not have been said that seem contradicting now, nice

samefag

I'm not backpedaling at all lol
stop deflecting

you absolutely are rofl can't keep any of your stories consistent or sensible

>can't keep any of your stories consistent or sensible
Stop projecting Varg onto me lol

>another thread where Varg fanbois got destroyed and shot down
I love LoC threads

>another thread where the anti-varg spammer got destroyed and shot down
I love LoC threads

>no u!
lol varglets

wow totally agree i'm off to reddit now

>vargcunt is a redditor
wow go back and never return

WHOOSH

USA vs. Cúckinavia

Theres a few videos where her cats are all over the place and hes triggered about it even said he went to see her.

>Varg had it all, the looks, the talent, but he fucked it all up because he's an autistic loser deep inside.

He helped define a generation of metal and his family are millionaires, I wouldn't call him a loser.

burzum was an autistic project done by a fag on his bedroom, mayhem was a real band
if varg had been born in the late 90s he'd be a soundcloud rapper or vaporwave fag now

>and his family are millionaires
Being born into wealth surely is the telltale sign of being a winner.

>Upper middle class whitey playing church burning satanist edgelord, while getting mommy to bankroll his music career
Muh count of darkness

top fucking kek

he never even had a girlfriend!

>checked
honestly the biggest lie was his dick size

Who cares that he was born into wealth. People are still talking about him and the scene he was involved in almost 30 years later and they will continue listening to his music and talking about him for another 30 years.

How many people would still be talking about him if it wasn't for the murder and church burnings?

The guy is obsessively anti-anything to do with Varg there's no convincing him. He literally posts blanket statements shitting on Varg every 10 minutes like a total psychopath and stalks his youtube comments looking for anything negative about him.

>Who cares that he was born into wealth
The person I was replying to with that remark.

He keeps bringing this up and that Euronymous was in the closet as if it would be something awful to say. He admitted in the comments that he saw a girl visit him once though, and people said Euro had a girlfriend so I don't know what Varg's on about

Well he's made two albums that are arguably the best two black metal albums of all time, so I imagine people will be talking about him while there's still interest in that genre.

Though maybe he was referring to the wealthy family Varg married into post prison, which would be even weirder.

>It's obviously slander, and full of lies
No it isnt

It's a meme genre

Fenriz was in the movie but he was a background character, probably because Fenriz really didn't wanted to be in the movie and told them to fuck off

he did burn the one in the Aske album cover

and åkerlund isn't? Literally thinks Bathory is his creation

The fact that he tried to escape prison with guns and ammo says no

>Literally
What's the problem with Åkerlund? If he didn't make the movie someone else/Sono would have. At least he was in the scene and met the people involved in the story.

Akerlund wasn't part of the scene.

>Louis Cachet unironically sees himself as the good guy

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>At least he was in the scene and met the people involved in the story.
What? no

>The director even said he tried to avoid having black metal music as part of the soundtrack as much as he could because he doesn't like the music anymore.
He was lying no one would allow him to use their music other than Meyhem.

>movie made specifically to smear your name and outright lie about events
You'd be triggered too if some jackoff made a shitty movie about your life as a personal slight on you.

He played briefly in a band, knew about the people involved and had met them. How is that not involved? Sure he wasn't there when shit went down, he didn't live in Norway or was in the band for long, but he had more involvement than any other director would have.

When the hell has Varg ever praised Muslims or Turks?

Spotted the vargdrone

>waste a more than a decade in jail for murer
>not a loser

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t.Varg stalker

He was a session drummer for Bathory in 1983, he didn't even play the drums on the first album. He's Swedish and was directing music videos for Swedish pop acts when Norwegian black metal came on the scene. He had just as much involvement in the scene as David Lynch would have had. What evidence do you have that he's met the people involved? Besides Dead, Hellhammer and Necrobutcher, I doubt he's met any of them. There's a reason even the nice guy Fenriz told them to fuck off when they asked to use his music. Hellhammer and Necrobutcher are just cashing in.

Imagine... you've spent decades and decades trying to get your story straight, and it still doesnt make sense

He played briefly in Bathory(good band btw) before Burzum or Meyhem. He even stated in interviews for the movie he wasn't part of the scene. He doesn't have any insider knowledge about the events. I ask you to provide any proof he met any of them back then or claiming to be part of the scene. I have never seen him make any of those claims.

When I say before BUrzum or Meyhem I mean before they existed.

Does Vargs manservant still work for him doing farm shit like shoveling cow shit and stuff?

>muh heritage!
>burns down 1000 year old church

>muh heritage
>is actually middle eastern

after the murder the most disgusting thing about that asshole. such beautiful pieces of architecture and history.

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>Jesus was born in Bethlehem so Christianity is actually a middle eastern religion

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Well he lives on a farm playing videogames and making shitty youtube videos. I don't think he's a danger to anyone anymore so in that sense the prison did its job

he's also stockpiling weapons and children

He played drums for a bit in a black metal band and knew Dead, that for me is involved in the scene. I'm not saying he had a big part or that he was in Norway, just that he was involved in the sense that he knew what was going on. I'm not saying he had an impact on it in any way. You wouldn't have got that from anyone else who could have directed the movie.

Varg never burned those churches, that was clearly an inside job by the judeo-christian church to keep a god pagan down

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(((Abrahamic)))

yeah...that's no Sistine Chapel

>pagan edgelord anti chrstian
>unironically anointed with the birth name "Kristian"

No wonder he changed his name like 3 times to whatever he thought sounded coolest in Lord of the Rings at the time. I would have a perpetual stick up my ass too.

The original church didn't look like that at all.

how do you even know that without being utterly obsessed with someone's personal life? truly a Varg stalker

christianity is a desert religion, like it or not, true whites are pagans

That's a church built in the 12th century that got ("allegedly") burned by Varg.

How do you know?

By reading a single book that was written about him. Are you the same person that's been sperging out this entire thread? Why are you so homoerotically attached to this guy?

If Varg was Italian he would probably tried to have burned that one, too.

Btw, how hilarious would Italian Varg be?

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>He played drums for a bit in a black metal band and knew Dead, that for me is involved in the scene.
That's ridiculous Bathory was part of the first wave of black metal. Him meeting a couple people doens't make him part of the scene. He never claimed to be part of the scene, that's you making the claim for him.

seek help

I would pose the same advice to you. I just read a book about a guy once and came to the conclusion that he was a faggot, you seem emotionally invested in defending his honor.

haha that's such bullshit, you literally stalk his youtube comments and know everything there is to know about him and his family

Maybe you should read the same book? It's only one book, and probably less than 400 pages too.

What's ridiculous is this irrelevant conversation going on any longer when we have the same facts but different definitions.

Does it have pretty pictures? I only read books when every 2nd page is a nice picture.

I don't waste my time stalking people so i'll pass.

Not him but there isn't exactly a lot to know

Why are you in this thread?

Are you schizophrenic?

t. faggot who has never been in a real fight

yeah it kind of is

Actually it did, not every second page but there were lots of good photos
It was a pretty good book even if Vikernes is a faggot

>uses Varg as source
>Varg is a fag but this book that relies heavily on him and his testimonials is good
>writer of the book has been criticized for LITERALLY being a nazi unlike Varg
amazin

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I'm tempted to read it even though I don't care for black metal and despise Varg. Would I get a lot out of it still?

I don't see anything to dispute here

If you find anything about the scene at the time interesting, yeah. It's a pretty straightforward account

There are pictures of it. The new church looks a lot cooler so I guess we should thank Varg

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It's not s straightforward account because one of its sources discredited it. Total waste of time more like.

he always talks about """""someone"""""" or """""some group""""" of people from the middle east (with special emphasis) being responsible for whatever trite bullshit he's bloviating about that day. he also favorites comments about jews all the time and used to comment 1488 on his own videos.

not that guy but my agenda is making fun of metalfags and their gay idol. funny thing is that even varg agrees now that metal is for faggots.

people favorite comments on videos for the algorithm though

did someone who likes metal hurt your feelings?

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wikipedia? are you retarded?

Varg did the same but Jonas & co. respect Fenriz so they left him on the background as he asked

and you found his picture!