Guys

JUST

He looked better fat. Now he looks like he has AIDS.

This faggot also cries every time a new Star Wars movie comes out.

That rapid weight loss aged him by like 10 years.

This is probably the worst JUST I've seen in a while. Holy fuck.

Eat something, Kevin. It'll probably kill you, but a fat happy man is better than a onions drinking weird cunt.

He has lost a lot of weight. Good for him

Why is that .gif of such horrible quality? Where did you find this, fucking reddit?

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This is what crash dieting does to you... He should have just ate clean, and hit the gym.

Is crash dieting bad? What negative effects does it do?

this is the price you pay on keto
test levels go up for 2-3 weeks then you become a mess cinderella, and your feelings go crazy until you go back to real food
you get slimmer, but you are the same lazy fuck emotional fuck

Those are real tears.

REAL TEARS

This faggot actually fucking bawled his eyes out over being referenced in a shitty Marvel movie. Jesus hell.

he had a type of heart attack that probably kills 99% of the time. i doubt he can do any heavy lifting or heavy running. he is probably on a strict diet that he most likely has no control over unless he wants to risk another heart attack. he should have woke up and done something before he almost died but now he looks like this

they tell people to go vegan for a few years after a massive heart attack. supposed to slow or reverse arterial plaque. makes you look like a zombie. Bill Clinton also looked this this, pale and drawn like he needs waffle house.

not to be overly glum but his heart is probably heavily damaged and he has maybe 10 years.

I honestly believe it's the worst way to lose weight. Your body eats muscle, and the skin never has time to shrink. Causing lots of stretch marks, and loose skin. I am not doctor, but iv'e been bodybuilding for a decade now. I was nearly 280lbs, and 40 waist when i started, and now i sit a 208 with a 32 waist. It took years to lose the weight, but i have zero loose skin, and very little stretch marks.

I genuinely despise Kevin Smith.

Im also 36, and still look 21

Can I get a “if only you knew how bad things really are”?

Except he didn't crash diet.

It's because Stan Lee's cameo is of him in the 90's reading the script for Mallrats, which he cameod in

you get stretch marks when you gain the size not lose it and that is related to how fast you gained, how bad your diet was and how good your skin genetics are... Not sure about the loose skin but I would imagine that it is 50% genetics and 50% how fat you ended up getting in the first place.

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is he wearing that one weird RDJ mask?

Can this be the new just hair?

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Thought that was Tom Green in the thumbnail.

So is this the first Marvel movie where the Stan Lee cameo is LITERALLY "hey look it's Stan Lee!"?

May kek bless your week.

even people with the best skin genetics there are would get stretch marks if they grew too quickly

can someone tell me who this is?

stan lee

Ancient fag here.

Used to ride on the ViewAskew boards back in 1997. Kevin was a different guy then. Insecure, not very competent as a filmmaker, but striving to be better. Over all he was more thoughtful and funnier. He had a few set up backs professionally and then discovered weed. For a naturally lazy guy, weed was an apathy enabler.

I don't really recognize him any more. I like him. He's likeable. Don't give a rat fuck about his movies or his opinions of said, but who he is now is sort of a hologram of who he was - a 2D image projected into an illusion of sincerity and depth.

I can't believe this is happening. It's like mass mind control. Grown people are watching people prancing around in costumes fighting generic bad guys and they are taking it seriously. And they are making it like it's tool against the man (Either you are with us or against us). Am I taking crazy pills here? It's like they are castrating and infantilizing us.

thanks

"Movie theater butter" is literally 100% s0yb3an oil

Am I the only seeing a joke?

jsut

Did they quoted a "37 dicks in a row" dialogue?

Kevin Smith is no stranger to crying.

I hope I become an ancientfag one day

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Who is this old geezer and what has he done with silent Bob.

That’s kind of cool for once Smith is actually JUSTified for getting on like a wet vagina

>mfw I get sacked from Top Gear because my co-worker can't keep his anger issues to himself

I can't believe that after all that talk for years about how savvy the youth are and how they don't get tricked by ads they got rooked into thinking you can do political good by spending money on the product of a major corporation.

Seriously not even the dumbest Reality-Bites tier Gen Xer would fall for that.

The other alternative is that nobody is actually falling for that, people just go see comic book movies beause they are the mindless 80s action movies for a new generation and since tickets are $18 it doesn't make sense to go see some Noah Baumbach character study you can pirate in a week anyway.

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So what if the dude who will forever be that nerd he always was fans out over his idol referencing him in a movie. Also good for him for changing his lifestyle to stick around a bit more

his cameo in Iron Man 2 was himself, but Tony mistakes him for Hugh Hefner kek

>I can't believe that after all that talk for years about how savvy the youth are and how they don't get tricked by ads they got rooked into thinking you can do political good by spending money on the product of a major corporation.

Man,you hit the nail on the head. I mean movies and products are being used as they are instrumental tools for better life, for example people are DONATING money to a huge corporation because everyone needs to see some shit they made. Perfect example is Black Panther and Captain Marvel,they managed to turn average blockbusters into a cause. This is some Don Draper shit.

JUST

Jeeeeesus....

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look like a stack'uh buckwheat pancakes!

he did some retarded potato diet

Can somebody crown him?