Would you?

does the pope shit in the woods?

Yes, but only if the barbarian pusy is hairy. Not excessively, but more than would be considered tasteful in this day and age.

Yeah, if she made it obvious she was down to have sex.

nigga I masturbated to these bitches a million times

She shaves her armpits and her legs so I'm guessing she shaves that too, I imagine a tasteful landing strip

I don't know homes but this chick is tight man. You down or what?

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I'm a virgin incel, so yes.
If I were a chad swimming in pussy, no.

>landing strip

NOT

ENOUGH

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suckle her titties all night long?

Fuckin-oath I would!

Best waifu from this series.
In fact I'm sad she didn't kill the two dykes and the show became Callisto instead.

I wanted Gabby to die or get married off to some retard and the show would be about Xena and Callisto. They'd argue and argue and spar some and then hatefuck

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DAMN, Aphrodite looks like THAT!?

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I don't see the immense appeal personally.

imagine she rape

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fund it

dem feet

kek, based cesar

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need unkempt above the clam? more? full hairy clam?

landing strips were really popular in the 90s, it's probably what Lucy had

What happened to her by the end of the show? I think she died in the quicksand episode, but apparently she got resurrected?

Theoretically it should be clean anywhere a human mouth might be spending time, but everywhere else is fair game.

Absolutely. It'd be the most amazing fifteen seconds of my life.

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All I remember is the show turning her into a literal angel.
>b-but muh cahracter urch!
Fuck off no one cares, you took one of the things that made her hot as hell and just took it all away. Fuck that shit. I stopped at around season 5 because of that bullshit.

I might have a few details wrong but:
She died in season 2 of Xena, then Ares helped her get back to Earth and switched bodies with Xena. Xena actually spent a few episodes being played by Hudson Leick (Lucy Lawless was injured at the time) and then they switched back.

A little bit later Callisto was let out of Hell again by Hera to kill Hercules, and failed. She then got her hands on ambrosia and became a god with superpowers, but Xena trapped her in lava or some shit.

It was Xena season 4 when she finally escaped again and teamed up with Julius Caesar. She was defeated, and somehow ended up in hell, but this time it was the Christian hell. She became a literal demon. But Xena was able to redeem her soul and Callisto became an angel. Finally she was reincarnated as Xena's daughter Eve.

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hercules-xena.fandom.com/wiki/Callisto

You should know that the producers and writers wanted to keep her on as a villain, but the actress Hudson Leick was tired of playing Callisto and wanted to move on so they wrote her out of the show.

Writing her off and turning her into the exact opposite of what her character is, are two different things. They could have easily written her off in an episode from getting impaled by horse cock.

Yeah well season 5 had far worse problems than how Callisto made her exit. It was horrible, not a single good episode the entire season, just nonsense and preggers Xena who can't even fight. Rob Tapert ended up hating it so much he fired Orci and Kurtzman who were the showrunners that season and brought back R.J. Stewart

Season 6 was a major improvement

Id slap the sword out of her hand, pin her to the ground and make some strong willed children that grow up hating me.

but hair is a flavortrap

>she had a kid before the show

Mind blown.

>1,77 m
Do tall women fantasize about being dominated by taller men the way tall men fantasize about taller women?
I'm 6'4" btw

Gabby was worst girl, there were at least a hundred better waifus in the HercXenaverse

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Most men prefer short girls

>ywn have yandere Callisto claim your body and soul and murdering any other woman who looks at you.

I dunno, I adore tall women and I'm 6'4" also. I got catfished by a girl who was 6'2". In her pics she was trim and riding horses and wearing all those fetish-tier outfits that make my dick diamonds like pic related. She shows up and she must've weighed three hundo if she was an ounce. I was polite as possible, but never returned her call.

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I like tall girls and short girls, just saying that normalfags prefer short girls. They also like big boobs and all kinds of other pleb shit

I'm gonna post some more since these outfits are great. One day I'm gonna find me a hooker with one of these outfits.

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More of an ass guy, but it is what it is.

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I would, but not if the entire process ending with my dick in her mouth takes more than an hour or two of hassle. Mid-to-lower end whores in my area look better, and with them I have guarantee that they leave afterwards.

I mean, just look at this. Isn't it great?
>she fucks horses lulz
Don't kink shame, bro.

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Lucy FLAWLESS

I don't know if that's supposed to be a good thing or a bad thing

same height as me desu senpaitachi
I think it's five-ten in burgerspeak

Low budget tv show and yet direction is so nice, gives me Raimi vibes.

You know he created these shows, right?

Kek, even more reasons to love it

He produced it, as well as other shows

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It would be the greatest 45.3 seconds of my life...

For me, it's Cassandra.

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>Young claudia black
Sexiest woman alive

yikes

But thats the experience with any and all women so whats the difference here?

I like that hairstyle. It is underrepresented in current fashions.

I'll dick her so hard with my Italian cock, I'll make her a right winger.

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Someone was asking who could play Xenia today and it just occurred to me that Charlize Theron could probably pull it off.

>Would you ever ask a question with a complete sentence?

Same here.

Shit taste. Theron is boner killer

>Italian
Arabs are not known for satisfying females

>one of the boys makes a chimp sound and claps his hands once loudly over his head

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>zoomers dont know about the "Italian lover"
status
Lmao, stay virgin my friendo.

Italians used to be known as butt fuckers.

The new italians (arab/ african) fuck goats and kids. So no wonder they integrate so well into Europe

>working one day
>russian woman comes in
>introduces herself as "xena"
>me: "oh cool, like the warrior princess?"
>she rolls her eyes
>her: "ugh, I guess, only I don't look like a man"
Women are silly.

As a rule if there's an obvious joke to be made about someone's name they've probably heard it a million times already.

Nigger, there are no new Italians. You're confusing Italy with Northern Europe. Some Arabs/North Africans looks like Italians because Rome raped them for half a millenia.

Yeah but it's like meeting really tall people. You should always tell them how tall they are because they might realize they are tall for the very first time and reward you with cash.

Only waited 20 years.
Turns out my mum had better tits all along

>there are no new Italians
Ahh to be this ignorant. Libya is your twin country. NGOs bring them in by the boat load. I dont like it, but when i see faggot europeans on here i cant help but thing its deserved

>reward you with cash.
Urgh. Capitalist.

Lybia was one of our colony, so? NGOs were completely stopped by new govt, they manage to brought 500.000 niggers from Africa in 4 years, half of them fled in North Europe for free gibs (we dont have welfare for niggers here) and the other half is detained in refugee camps waiting to be deported.

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doubt it

Wel for starters they are huge (dd+) with eaaser nipples

I've seen this post before

>we dont have welfare for niggers here
you don't have anything, pietro
pay debts

go on...

Best post, she was my first crush as a kid, goddamn

she looks like Zoey's mom

You think you leave this place?

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>the dregs of your society who needed to flee the country were once harassed when they were new arrivals in European colonies so now you must surrender your homeland to Africa
Damn, you really can't argue against flawless commie logic.

kek

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>Xena thread
>no one has posted this webm yet

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that kind of shit does nothing to me anymore. It's like walking in front of the same store everyday, except you can't afford anything in it. At some point you don't even look at it anymore.

She was way more muscular in my dreams

i mean, in my memory

She looks the same, just older. Illythia always superficially reminded me of Aphrodite.

The Flawless One does not like popped colors and preppy shorts. Noted. Also, since when do Italians ignore the presence of beautiful women in the first place? This onions zoomer thing is getting out of handm

aren't xena and gabriella lesbians?

I'll take both!

THIS

Let her crush my ears? Sure.

- and then she'd hate-fuck you...

literally my only chance to ever get laid with any woman

>pay debts
Italy private savings are three times our public debts you uneducated nigger.

Well I guess she's not xena-phobic.

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