Hubba HUUUBBBBAAA

>stop talking about the newest MIB movie, thats not allowed on television & film!

imagine the smell of this mans odor

>how to make yourself known as mixed race: 101

I'm in charge here... you can't just make fun of me ! I get paid a hefty sum to clean these forums!

ladies & gents, i hereby publicly give my apology to this man.

i didnt know we were in the presence of royalty, the thrown room king has spoken.

fucking incels

oops, you're a hambeast tho... quiet hambody! QUIET!

She absolutely despises christians, whites, and men. You all should know that. Just saying.

>mixed race ham

ok.. no, ok.. NOW imagine the smell.

know your damn socks off if not careful.. lmfao holy lmfao

>ham
yucky

but can you like NOT be around... ever? hahaha not joking.

you are based sir, thank you for posting. and as always, stay based!

*nods*

OK, first time poster in this thread, i found it while perusing the damn catalog lmfao.

i nominate the OP and all of his subsequent replies and highly based, and of COURSE highly fucking redpilled.

bravo and keep it up!

np, i certainly will! and thank you kind stranger! (and you are based as well!!)

It is a pleasure fellow poster! Here's your complimentary Reddit Gold!

Thank you for this thread. Glad I just logged in, i guess it was fate and a lucky spin of chance that I found it.

I will be monitoring it now, thank you again.

God damn this fucking thread.

her jawlin finna be SLAW

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... that...

now THAT was too god damn kind and generous of you!

fucking shit i am literally beside myself lmfao. holy fucking hell, today is my god damn lucky day.

and you are based!!

>Have sex
Woah, Islamophobic much? Don't you know premarital sex is haram? It's very insensitive of you to encourage such behaviour.

you too! ok, now this has to be synchronicity. two people do not simply get this darn diddly lucky in one day!

surely it is a redpill miracle (and fucking based too!!!)

well, get ready to have your damn mind blown...

but, me three. and floored to be a part of it. the most based day ever! (and I WILL not forget it!)

I'm an incel? Lol I constantly have sex all the time you dont know me bro haha

>gives him gold

but I am based too! (please send more :P))))

did they filter based?

>be based
>get reddit gold

fuck, this day will go down in history as the day that broke all based records!

(and redpilled!!)

no! I was simply being based sir!!! (and partially fucking redpilled course!)

(thank you for noticing!!!!!)

>i type based and am based

thats really all i read sir... i applaud you actually lmfao. holy fucking shit

sorry bro I spent all my money matching donations for bernald sanders, take this reddit tinfoil instead

She's not pretty at all. Why didn't they get Stacy Dash

I will accept it! and you ARE based. lmfao, not joking at all!

Based

i know this is shooped but her face actually looks like it's made out of foam rubber, like her jaw and cheeks are soft and spongy, it's fucking weird

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i have no words. its all too based. my head is spinning or else I might be able to have words to describe it all.

>i am based

again, this is really all i read here sir. and bravo. really.

>still manages to say words, and they actually come out based as fuck

speechless here sir, now I am the one without words.

both of these new strangers are without words. yet they still speak in based tongue

is this a redpilled epiphany of creation?

i need to meditate on this level of based before i go fucking insane.

>before i go fucking insane.
do it quick, because i just went fucking looney tunes, this is all too much to take in.

>this is all too much to take in.
he said it. not me haha

*throws hands up in surrender*

ok.. ok now im crying. no fuck you! its sweat in my brow

haha

sniff. fucking holy lmfao.

a day for the history books folks, really not much else to say than that. god damn.

100% agreed. 100 thousand percent sir. (and you are based as well.. I almost forgot to tell you but i remembered)

>(and you are based as well.. I almost forgot to tell you but i remembered)

well i didnt forget, you are one based person. and i mean that.

just logged in, what the fuck is going on. something feels weird. this thread is... really... really fucking good.

not sure what to call it, its just.. hitting me in all the right places. haha, kinda strange but just throwing it out there.

Excellent thread my fellow posters! I will be sticking this splendid discussion in 10 minutes!

>not sure what to call it, its just.. hitting me in all the right places.

*snickers*

hehe, should I tell him guys??? or is the mystery the best damn part.. or should I say based damn part... NO SHHHH i wont tell him!

>NO SHHHH i wont tell him!
i literally lost my damn lunch here bro, you almost gave it away holy lmfao, you had based be careful...

NONO I MEANT BETTER BE CAREFUL oh fuck.

too late, now I know the thread is entirely based... AND REDPILLED!! hahaa

*group laughter*

i broke my damn fucking screenshot key. fuck me.

>looks up new based keyboard to purchase (lol)

>looks up new based keyboard to purchase (lol)
>up new based keyboard to purchase (lol)
>new based keyboard to purchase (lol)
>based keyboard to purchase (lol)
>based

im dead bro. how did you even slip that in. brb having a fit right now.

>brb having a fit right now.
are you me bro? fucks sake im bonkers ATM LOL, i mean GTFO its all to fucking ... well you know what im about to say (hopefully!) lol

Epic Thread.

(USER WAS BASED FOR THIS POST)

>well you know what im about to say (hopefully!)

dont worry bro, we stick together, us men of redpilled stature.

allow me,

ahem

BASED

(hahahaha)

>ahem
>BASED

im going into shock right now. hurts to fucking breathe lmfao holy lmfao

>he is based
>he posts online

hello you. (fucking lol)

fuck you i literally just typed that out and it updated before i could post. it was verbatim though. wow.

>it was verbatim though

great minds think alike.. or should i say.. OK OK i need to stop now! (KEK)

>>>
Can anyone here help me find the reply all button?

>(KEK)
another screenshot, another day for the books folks.

i honestly cannoy say much more than this. i tried.

>he anal gapes my thread
>and he is based

and these are facts (fucking LMFAO)

70/3/13/3

>cannoy
well you had better calm down sir! the based is making you more based than you can handle (I am not kidding pls be careful!)(ahahaha)

>he says based numbers
>and as a result joins the based ranks

And I say welcome to you sir, its been a long time coming (and redpilled!!)

This post translated into ASCII values is 'BASED', believe it or not. But believe it because it is true!

>(and redpilled!!)

fucking rofl, you literally beat me to it. im actually not joking this time, i was typing (and redp--

then you posted.

fucking hell dude lmfao

>its a redpilled miracle
>happens to be based as well

someone please screenshot for me, i am still working on saving all of my previous based captures!!

>someone please screenshot for me

>
>he actually thought he has to ask...

KEK, (I have been doing nothing but print screen and losing my fucking marbles bro.) (and I know that feel!!!)

>(and I know that feel!!!)
are you me? no wait, no wait.. ok NO WAIT (we are both based most likely)

>(we are both based most likely)
well, if you will accept a newcomer to this threads opinion.. I think you are probably correct here. amateur opinion, I know. But felt I needed to say it was all. (please and thank you)

>amateur opinion
>

if thats what you call the nail meeting the head of the hammer.. well then sure.. its am "amateur opinion"

(I am kidding! you are correct and you are based!!)

>(I am kidding! you are correct and you are based!!)

At first I was like.. "oh fuck, i am not based enough for this thread"

then when you said that,... well lets just say my life has changed for the better. i thank you from the bottom of my god damn heat dude. (fucks sake i am actually rattled still) (lmfao)

>heat
yup im literally still rattled. phew. ok ok i need to take deep breaths. fucks sake, this thread is amazing though, did anyone else screenshot any posts by chance?

>did anyone else screenshot any posts by chance?
*grins*

ok boys, rest assured he is new to the thread.. haha (yes we have screenshotted everysingle post and are backing them up..! we will share them with you too!)

>we will share them with you too!)

ok, well make sure and post a link to the darn archive eventually ! I must have a piece of fucking history even if it is just the memory in a measly image capture form!

(i sounded desperate there I know, but it had to be said!)

... been monitoring.. but i agree, please i must have the screencaptures of these based posts of this based thread as well.

there i said it, sometimes you have to put yourself out there and let the universe decide.

fucking hell, its been a ride this thread. i will continue monitoring and thats a fucking promise.

and if i can.. just once. i have to...

"based"

fuck sake its like a darn anvil liften off of my mind dude. now i see why you are all based!!!!!

>now i see why you are all based!!!!!

*continued grinning*
*smiles at you*

Now you know. (FUCKING LOL)

>Now you know. (FUCKING LOL)
spit my fucking coffee on the screen. truly worth it though. (fucking hell it cant get better...if it does ill be checking into the psych ward.. and that will be redpilled!!!!)

>and that will be redpilled!!!!)
this will go on the top of the image collage sir. the culmination here, from the based story to your redplled ending.

fucks sake haha

*literally loses mind*

lmfao i knew it would be good, but i wasnt expecting it to come out so darn well.. and i am honored to be in the top of the collage. honestly this thread is a game changer and im happy to just be part of it. (ok now ill stop talking about it hahahahaha)

*nods*
*grins*
*realizes he is in the company of actual based posters*

you earned it bro

yep just found the thread. just posting in the hopes of being included in one of the screencaps.

yep thats all haha. carry on.

>just posting in the hopes of being included in one of the scre

stopped reading right there, (because i had to hit print screen)

*winks*

Ah so based I must now retire for the evening (I suggest you all do so as well! so that it looks like we all vanished basedly at once!!!)

ok go!

[this has been a satire of the degradation of post quality of the past 5 years and the culmination unto present day]

you are now aware of this satire and must act upon approving it.

*curtains close*

>13 posters

why the fuck would you photoshop it? You think this ugly bitch didn't look ugly enough? You thought someone might think this ugly bitch was attractive if you didn't photoshop it? I seriously don't fucking understand why people do that shit.

>THIS PERSON IS UGLY
>LEMME POST A PHOTOSHOP OF THEM TO BE EVEN MORE UGLY

Based

>sneed

lmao

this thread

This lady is ugly.

Why didn't they put in Stacy Dash?

Good evening gents! Is it possible to step quietly through this subchan (haha) without becoming you know what? Or is the mere awareness of you-know-what an igniter?

I have a haiku for you!

Belong
Again
Screencap my friend! Tip of the hat!
Epic
Definite!

14 with this bad boy. Now we need 88 more if you catch my arian drift.

>arian

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