Are they kino?
Are they kino?
Angel James
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Isaiah Sullivan
dunno lol
Colton Anderson
ja
Easton Reed
3 is
Kevin Long
The prequels were much better written, they had actual characters and story, not a bunch of memes and one-liners that lack any emotion or coherence. Luke is a cliched everyboy "hero" that goes through an absurdly rapid transformation between the fifth and the sixth episodes. Anakin's emotional instability and his exposure as a psychopath are gripping; and his doomed relationship with Padme is touching. In the "original trilogy" Han, Leia, Darth Vader and Obi Wan are complete meme characters, nothing about them is remotely believable or human. And why doesn't anyone care about deaths in those movies? Leia's planet destruction, Luke's stepparents' death, all of the blown up rebels--the list could go on--all the deaths are forgotten moments later.
As for direction, the movies from the "original trilogy" were mostly incoherent, badly edited and full of logical problems. The prequel trilogy is a work of a "vulgar auteur".
I feel neutral about the series overall, and honestly don't care about trolling or contrarianism. Here are my sincere rankings:
1. "Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones"
2. "Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace"
3. "Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith"
4. "Star Wars"
5. "The Empire Strikes Back"
6. "Return of the Jedi"
7.
8. "The Force Awakens"
9. "The Last Jedi"
Episode 7 and 8 aren't even Star Wars movies. They are Marvel flicks masquerading as one.
Juan Jenkins
Obviously.
Mason Baker
uniroincally.
Cooper Baker
only hipster contrarians think so.
and misogynists who hate TLJ
Elijah Clark
FUCK THE OT
FUCK THE ST
Colton Martin
KOTOR2 > KOTOR > 5 > 3 > 4 > 6 > 1 > 2 > rest of the EU > literal shit > mouse wars
Camden Rogers
Remember what Voltaire said bros
Christopher Perry
I unironically love 2. The world building is first class.
Charles Morales
>episode 3 is pure kino!
Thomas Rogers
Yes.
Most people were just too dumb to realize it at the time so they screeched at Lucas like a bunch of autists.
Now we got Disney Wars. Well done, idiots.
Henry James
compared to the OT? lets see
>episode 4: an unfinished film, part of the plot becomes obsolete when money is available for sequels. Jabba the hutt finally gets done in 1996 and he looks like wet garbage
>episode 5: can't be directed by the creator anymore because of his nervous breakdowns, uses an expensive and lengthy stop motion sequence as a stopgap to avoid rehashing effects from episode 4 that weren't all that good to begin with, has a sequence that consists entirely of leia&co running back and forth down the same hallways
>episode 6: Ran out of feasible exotic settings for planets so they went with literally a forest. original musical bits were so shit the had to be replaced. david prowse is garbage at his choreography and the only redeeming thing is the soundtrack and the space battle where finally for the first time in the entire franchise, the ships can actually move around properly without using cheap editing tricks
yes
David Parker
saw ep 1 again for the first time in over 10 years and was pleasantly surprised
have no idea why people say it's awful, the only things that i could see people complaining about are the poor acting with the child actors and jar jar is mildly annoying in some scenes
i'm going to watch ep 2 later and see if it's also better than i remember
Chase Collins
>Something wonderful has happened. Peter... I'm pregnant.
Would it be kino Yea Forums?
Cameron Stewart
The Prequels genuinely had a superior soundtrack. Revenge of the Sith alone was the highlight of John Williams' career.
Nolan Cruz
Ep II is going to disappoint
Brody Wright
if you're a pleb
Bentley Morgan
The Phantom Menace is a genuinely better film than a New Hope. A better story, better acting, more exciting. ANH is claustrophobic, with the characters floundeing around the death star for 75% of the screen time before luke magically blows the space station up with two torpedoes. Meanwhile in TPM several different characters had to work together to overcome the villains, earning their victory.
Austin Cooper
Yeah except the first one
Jacob Gutierrez
If you ignore the acting and concentrate on the story and characters you're going to have a good time
Gavin Lee
>its kinooooo
>its shiiit
>Its kinooooo
Stop being so fucking NPC no they aren't kino the only kino one is episode III, I is decent, II is pretty shit