Captain Marvel final battle

>two mayos going at each other
yawn

>Well, you can't really cheat in a fight

you literally can and people ban nukes and chemical weapons

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Imagine wasting Jude Law like this

International laws aren't real and people use chemical weapons all the time. No, you can't cheat. You lose if you die, no one is there to judge your victory if you've truly won but yourself.

Your late... gonna have to dock your pay for that.

why isn't this movie making the same amount of money as black panther?

please advise.

Did they really waste based Jude on this shit?

s-sorry sir..wont happen again

Gigolo Joe deserves better. Decent paycheck for him I guess, so there's that.

She walks like a fucking robot

Yes, you can cheat in a fight. Fighting dirty is a thing.

lol are you fucking retarded? the movie was absolute garbage. like a CW episode.

>soiboys actually believe this

You can try to fight morally, but what ends up occurring more often than not is a race to the bottom. It's a war, the goal is to win. No one cares about a dead moral loser.

>our entire race is dead but at least we didn't break the rules!

Fighting dirty IS a thing. A thing that works, very well. Honor goes only to the victor.

>hero does what every Yea Forums retard writes every week in their "why doesn't x just do this shit instead
that was one of the few based carol moments, shame on the shit cgi

Honor goes to the honourable victor.

>I have nothing to prove to you

I will never buy another ticket to a Marvel movie, just like I stopped seeing SW.

Marvel sure showed me!

Honor doesn't stop bullets.

Neither does not having any.

Just saying. Captain Marvel comes off as a villain here. Already in this one clip I'm rooting for Jude Law's character. She's Ultraman, an evil Superman type of character.

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Japan fought dirty against the US. How did that turn out for them? : )

The fuck is she so overpowered can anyone tell? Is this cuz of tesseract?

>Cant hold a fist properly
She is the pinnacle of mary sueism

>you can't really cheat in a fight
Ask me how I know you're a nigger.

They got fucking nuked. Oh wait, nukes are cheating! Uh, uh, how does this work out for you again?

Ask me how I know you're a genetic line that won't last for another xentury.

damn that dude got one shot, so powerful

No you're right, armor does. Being anywhere near bullets flying through the air is honourable, so long as you fight for a good cause however. Which is kinda what I meant. Humans act more honourable than this so called super hero.

>its another "hire a talented actor in the villain role so they die and only have to be in one picture" film

It honestly getting real fucking boring. Maybe just once they should keep one of the people on contract and let them be a 3 film villain, or a red herring.

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I don't plan to have honor. I plan to survive. When I'm safe and cozy and protected from all danger, I'll worry about morals. Of course, I rarely get into a situation where I might be killed. Because I know better.

I think I'll most likely cringe. If I ever watch the movie, that is.

I feel like this very much depends on ones' definition of honor. Technically you're right though only the meek have time to think about how they should go about killing people.

did you stand up and clap after that line like a good ally?

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>resting bitch face

Larsen doesn't have a resting bitch face, Larsen just IS a bitch.

>ctrl+f incel
>0 results
well I see 29 in this thread

Winning a fight in a dirty, underhanded way isn't heroic or noble in the least bit. In fact, it's the exact opposite. It's absolutely cowardly. It's also terribly boring to watch. The scene in the OP is boring, especially compared to any number of one-on-one fist fights they could have done instead. How much of a letdown is it to have the final showdown be completely copped out by the main character being a chicken?
The fact is, he challenged her to a fist fight, and she knew she'd lose one and was scared to face him, so she took the easy way out and cheated. Our hero, ladies and gentlemen.

>This line right here just blew the fuck outta Yea Forums and /pol/
Yea, that's why RT deleted negative rewiews, and addded positive rewiews, eh?

Nukes aren't cheating. Only countries that don't have them call it cheating.

Are you stupid enough to think Japan wouldn't have nuked us?

>only the meek have time to think about how they should go about killing people.
Only the braindead fail to create time in which to think. Such a valuable asset, your own time to think, should be the highest priority for everyone, especially those concerned with killing or fighting or what have you.
I was mocking his argument, he was the one who claimed nukes were cheating/banned. Trust me, the countries of this world would use them in a heartbeat if war ever got too uncomfortably close for them.

>Only the braindead fail to create time in which to think.
I meant the meek get to over think moral principles whilst the soldier must do what must be done for utilitarian purposes. There is honor in that even if that soldier must sometimes act dishonorably.

...

I feel bad for Jude Law.

Well yeah, pretty fair I guess. I agree with that although personally I think being anyones soldier is fucking retarded. At least, in this day and age. I'd have fought for the freedom of Scotland or Ireland because, well, it would have been in my interests had I lived there, and I would have actually liked the people living there so i would actually care about keeping them alive and free. Modern countries deserve about as much patriotism as a dried out dog turd.

Why are the places these capeshit heroes fight always the most bland, boring ass sterile places you can imagine? Whoa they're fighting in a city street! Whoa they're fighting in an airport! Whoa they're fighting in an abandoned building! Holy shit they're fighting in a desert! Whoa they're running at each other in a jungle!

Fucking marvel trash movies, I understand why they appeal so much to normies with the most bland, sterile tastes though.

>Modern countries deserve about as much patriotism as a dried out dog turd.
Absolutely based

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nah, its a stupid setup for an obvious joke. the guy has lost so he challenges her to a fist fight but then she blasts him and my entire theater erupted in laughter and fucking clapped.

>Already in this one clip I'm rooting for Jude Law's character

the kree literally did nothing wrong. as if a shapeshifting race didn't try to infiltrate kree governments and subvert them. They portray the kree as just being genocidal for the sake of it one day but they forget to tell the audience how the conflict started to begin with which would of required some sort of provocation.

>my entire theater erupted in laughter and fucking clapped.
And that man's name? Albert Einstein.

>Niggers actually believe this.

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I expressed my opinion about the movie, said I thought it wasn't all that entertaining and at best average. Now I'm branded an incel.

Why the fuck am I an incel for not liking a mediocre movie?

He didn't die though

i live in los angeles. people clapping during movies is very common. they even clapped when captain marvel shows up in the after credits scene ffs.

>I've been training you for years yet you never understood a thing about combat. You're relying too much on your powers and not your own strength. Prove me wrong. Beat me in a fair fight with fists only, no powers.
>*shoots him in the chest, proving him right yet has head too far up own ass to realize this*
>ᴵ ʰᵃᵛᵉ nᵒᵗʰᶦnᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵖʳᵒᵛᵉ ᵗᵒ ʸᵒᵘ

Have sex

Hurry up and post it on 9gag where someone cares

Spoilers

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Spoilers part 2

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>You're going too fast!
>Stupid sexist, I shouldn't listen to him!
>She crashes because she was going too fast

>On an obstacle course
>You're too weak
>Stupid men, I'll show them
>Fails spectacularly

>You're too emotional to do whatever thing we're hazing you about right now
>That's literally her entire character
>As set up in the first 5 minutes of the movie
>And mentioned by everyone from Nick Fury to the villain
>It's also her strength or something maybe

Literally what the fuck did they mean by this?

You incels just don't get the scene because it was so SUBVERSIVE like the brilliant Last Jedi.

You can almost hear the Americans cheering and laughing like retards in the theater the moment she knocks him back

being a hysterical bitch in the 21st century is strong and brave

Was it cheating when Spider-Man webbed Vulture?

When Iron man used his suit vs Iron Monger, Whip Lash, and the Mandarin?

Black Panther used his suit vs Killmonger?

When Cap uses his shield?

Thors hammer?

When Scarlet Witch used sexy voodoo magic?

Is Bucky cheating when he punches with his metal arm?

You're trying too hard.

There's nothing wrong with being emotional.

Don't be retarded. Those scenes were meant to show her not giving up. She failed in things throughout her life but she always got back up, which is a quality trait in her being human and led to her inspiration to beat Supreme Intelligence. If you couldn't pick that up, maybe you need another watch :)

The spoilers were right

>Jude Law doing all that acting
>Brie just keeps doing the exact same face

>adults are unironically watching this gay anime shit

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>my entire theater
all three people huh

Why should I root for Captain Fungus here again? Seems like the villain was the more honorable guy and wanted the more interesting fight.

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"homage" to indiana jones maybe?

nobody laughed in my theater

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Why does half white look whiter than 3/4?

>that haughty head toss at 1:13
christ who the fuck thought any of this was a good idea

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Or better yet, actually make them a good villain for one movie.

The fuck I thought Jude Law was better than cape shit. Did he have more face time in the scene than bitch face aswell?

>you literally can and people ban nukes and chemical weapons
delluded

>nobody laughed in my theater
>admitting that he paid to watch capeshit
jesus

So they just copied Indiana Jones. How very clever and funny.

>my entire theater erupted in laughter and fucking clapped
Bullshit, faggot.

You.

Yes, you. The one screaming, "Brie Larson is toxic" and "Her movie is shit!" and other slurs I dare not mention. Tread lightly.

You are one. We are hundreds, thousands. Millions. You aren't just IN the minority; you ARE the minority.

I don't feel awkward or anxious going to watch Captain Marvel at least five times around others, and your words don't affect me. Many others, however, are coming out of their shells for the first time in their lives. This is the first time many are enjoying the beautiful movie that has been made for us - and it IS powerful. Incredibly so. DON'T ruin this for them. We Captain Marvel fans may have our differences, but we will not hesitate to come to the aid of our fellow fans, especially against someone who so virulently slurs that which has brought us all together.

Don't take this the wrong way. I don't hate you. I don't fear you.

I pity you....

I'm sorry that you feel this way towards us. I'm sorry that Captain Marvel and Brie are such a bane to your existence. And I'm sorry that you are missing out on such a wonderful experience. Mostly, though, I'm sorry that you feel the need to go around and publicly chastise and berate others. I'm sorry that, to ensure your own validity, you need to make others feel invalid. I'm sorry that your self-worth is so infinitesimally miniscule that you have to make others feel less-than-human, at least in your own denatured mind, just to feel whole. I am truly sorry that day-in and day-out you have to put up with your worthless, meaningless, Shakespearean tragedy of a life.

I ask you politely to cease your unnecessary cries for attention, and instead invite you to join our ranks. Stop watching porn and anime, go to cinema to watch Captain Marvel, and breathe in the splendour and the amazement of this movie, and then, maybe, just maybe, you'll see what you've been so hopelessly searching for this whole time.

>splendour
Oi you have a license for viewing movies?

>Fight me in a manner that will give me an advantage over you
Who the fuck would be dumb enough to take that fight

tl;dr wtf faggot? this is a chan , not your fucking blog

a skrull will always tell you what happened to him but never why, kinda reminds me of a very special tribe...

it isn't half white - that one is supposed to be a composite or something and is multiple races (mutt)

george fuck off and go finish the winds of winter

nukes and chem weapons aren't banned, they just aren't used because if they were you're opponents would respond with the same weapons and it would end up in one epic clusterfuck that would obliterate the entire world.

Wow what an amazing actress. Not changing her facial expressions at all and having the screen presence of a manikin. Oscar material right there!!!

>chem weapons
They are literally banned, you humongous retard.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemical_Weapons_Convention

>Winning a fight in a dirty, underhanded way isn't heroic or noble in the least bit. In fact, it's the exact opposite. It's absolutely cowardly. It's also terribly boring to watch.
Agreeing to a fight you can't win is stupid. I suspect you shouldn't run or shoot nogs that are going to stab you too, because it's dishonorable.

this bitch makes that star wars chick look like a good actress. and i'm talking about the chink

>Just a Girl by No Doubt starts playing

This joke worked in the Avengers (Hulk beating up Loki) and it's lame that they've just reskinned it.

I'll make it very simple and clear: Captain Marvel is really worth a watch. It's just entertaining and visually impressive, exactly what it was meant to be.

Just keep this in mind that it's an origin story so don't go looking for an overstuffed complex story. It's just a fun action movie that introduces us to a new superhero Captain Marvel, played brilliantly by Brie Larson. I became an instant fan watching her in this action heroine avatar, something she manages to pull off with ease. Watch her in the action sequences and there's no way you can't be impressed. Viewers were literally cheering for some of the most heroic moments in the film. Samuel L Jackson as Nick Fury is as awesome as always, it's just that his character feels even better and refined than what we've seen. Jude Law is also quite good, and so are Ben Mendelsohn and Lashana Lynch.

But the one character that ultimately steals the show is Goose, the cat. Some of the sequences involving her are so hilarious that it was really difficult to stop laughing.

Visual effects are excellent, and the IMAX 3D viewing just elevated them. And since it's most importantly an action movie, every single action sequence it delivers is impressive, especially the train sequence. I would call it one of the major highlights of the movie. Cinematography in certain portions is really impressive. Humor, like any other MCU movie, is top notch and really manages to make you laugh.

Captain Marvel has a simple-looking origin story presented and executed in a terrific manner. The directors have done a great job with the characterization of Captain Marvel, and that is what makes everything in the film seem so good. The pace is brisk, gore is minimal to no, and there's nothing unsuitable for kids

So Marvel is secretly redpilled? Just like when they portrayed Wakanda as monarchistic savages that are ruled by the strongest nigger, just like any African tribe?

So wait, Captain Marvel is really just "nu-uh, I win, magic shield!": The Character?

Wow, sounds exciting. Someone who's more powerful than anyone else, for no better reason. And you thought Rey was a Mary Sue. As shitty as Rey as, at least she's not perfect. Captain Marvel just seems to be someone's literal self-insert fanfiction.

Wow.

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Yep. In the comics she's at least weaker than hulk, is a known raging bitch, alcoholic and fascist.

>maybe you need another watch :)
Nice try you fucking shill, go fuck your mother.

>at least she's not perfect
Listen, I get that Captain Cunt deserves a bullet in the head but don't lie to yourself and say that Rey is any better.

Incels B T F O ! !
Dude, just LMAO!

/pol/ forever BTFO

>Adults watch these and unironically clap like retarded seals at the screen

No longer an alcoholic, that's problematic. More of a sociopath than a raging bitch.

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Does she get barefoot in the movie?

Have sex incel

hase vex

have sex incel

I watched a camrim last night and this post is 100% correct. The movie is worse than you imagine

...

In indiana jones that was not the final boss it was just am obstacle

have sex

This is the calling card of a beta orbiter

Kinda like how members of a certain tribe pretend to be a particular race when it suits their agenda, but have no compunctions about denying being that race when it's more beneficial.

So, you and your single mother?

Well they told you the kree wanted to rule the skrulls -who were refugees- and they resisted, and that's what started the conflict. When Danvers confronts them with this information thry don't deny it.

The movie is shit, but they do portray the skrulls as pretty sympathetic.

Hated how Jude Law went from being a cool master-type to just being an asshole the moment Carol found out about her past. Dude didn't even try to explain himself.

I don't care that Captain Marvel is so powerful, I care that Leftists are inserting their identity politics into this movie along with Brie Larson herself. I absolutely adore powerful sexy females, however I despise Leftism. If Marvel had simply shut their mouths with all the identity politics along with Brie Larson & Leftists, and then this movie happened, then I wouldn't really give a shit & probably would have enjoyed this it. Leftists love to roll with the whole incel narrative, but that's only a small percentage of the people that actively hate against this type of film. I'd argue the majority in fact LOVE powerful females, however we don't appreciate being preached down to by a bunch of pretentious, self-righteous assholes.

The stern rebuke Captain Marvel is getting is overwhelmingly because of people's aversion to Leftism, not women. For example, where's the hatred towards Alita Battle Angel, or literally any female character lead in Japanese film and games? Again, Leftism is what people hate, not females. So fuck Captain Marvel for being a piece of Leftist propaganda shit.

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A woman showing off her body? AND SMILING? Get that alt-right nazi propaganda out of my face.

He doesnt die. She sends him back to Hala to face the charges of losing. a true Kree-Skrull war for captain marvel 2 i guess

That's worse than fucking Man of Murder

How? She lets him live.

kek HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>hurr durr me so powerful me win in 1 hit, *does a smug sexy walk*
wow, that was really bad. this is what happens when you let womyn control scripts

lol

Fuck....FUCK

Welp, i guess that does it. Time to vote for kamala harris and stand up for marginalized intersectional communities

Feed me more regurgitated shit disney, its the only way we'll reach equality

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For her big climax fight scene, it plays "Just a Girl" by No Doubtl

lmao jesus
I also saw that the end credits was that song by Courtney Love's band, a real class act role model of a woman.

nah, i believe this user. I saw capt marvel yesterday in NYC and the theater burst into lauughter and applause when it happened.

they also clapped everytime goose showed up

bottom right?

Celebrity Skin, yeah. Which is weird because that song was like '98 but they really didn't care about being super period accurate. When she's trapped in her mind it pulls Nirvana out of her subconscious, even though she left earth in '89

Like three times. Its almost like they did it on purpose.

No. I started fucking the female (male) that was with me right there in the theater. Because I have sex.

How is captain marvel in the comics?
Does she also have the mohawk with the helmet?
Because that looked incredibly stupid.

She doesn’t have to prove anything to you fucking incel. Have sex

1:26 long webm with 1:05 seconds of dialogue with no sound THANKS BRAINLET

you took the bait. never take the bait.

Have sex incel

Have sex incel

Have sex incel

>As shitty as Rey as, at least she's not perfect.
Incel

Someone who could prove him wrong. But he was right the whole time.

so like a typical woman she uses underhanded means to win? What did she do, refuse to fuck him? Equating your entire existence to having a hole in your body, the absolute state of western women today.

Remember to sage b& threads, anons

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Typically in the comics she's a government bootlicker/ enforcer kind of character and serves as a antagonist to the other marvel characters. So it makes sense she's has very general op powers because she's usually the person the characters you like have to beat.

>fight me honorably
>I have nothing to prove to you

This is literally how women fight the act like animals when they fight men and they act like animals when they fight women. Most males when they fight in the animal kingdom won't kill each other but for some reason women when they fight don't understand this.

Yeah, and when cap used his shield to beat Batroc!

I think the whole thing is that a desert standoff between two cowboys or samurai or whatever who agree to an emotional stripped down duel is very manly. This was supposed to be her saying "That manly shit is fine, but I'm not manly." The way it was executed though just came across shitty and cheap and even on a first watch you see the sucker punch coming so far in advance it's got no payoff

>Skrull - Kree war
>Skrull denies this
>Skrull claims being the victim
Very subtle social commentary Disney

it was a full theater

actually i was there and it wasnt there were maybe 10 people

*Captain Marvel looks directly at the camera*
I have nothing to prove to YOU

>Carol not genociding Skrulls just for the hell of it.
Huge betrayal of her character, DESU.

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>clapped
fucking burgers

you don't think that's possible? have you ever met people?

Plant a few shills and you can get the entire theater thinking any way you want.

This is fucking garbage.

It will after this weekend.

Kind regards,
Bill

I know this isn't the place for this but can we get more onions based products in the break room?

Best,
Josh

stop confusing shills with fanboys
>inb4 same thing

There's a reason that comic book fans refer to Carol Danvers as "Space Hitler."

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>hero takes a cheap shot at villain
>this is the good guy
>this is powerful and brave and fierce

Just got out of the theater and I loved that scene. I was happy to see that they didn't sugarcoat how powerful Carol was.

>I was happy to see that they didn't sugarcoat how powerful Carol was.
Her power is the sugar. She can’t stand on any personal merits so she just has to be stronger than everyone.

>I care that Leftists are inserting their identity politics into this movie along with Brie Larson herself.
See, I don't care if they put their politics in the movie.
Don't try and sell the movie with the message of "Women are powerful!"
Sell the message of "Women are powerful!" with the movie.
Everything is so fucking backwards.

I'll make it very simple and clear: Captain Marvel is really worth a watch. It's just entertaining and visually impressive, exactly what it was meant to be.

Just keep this in mind that it's an origin story so don't go looking for an overstuffed complex story. It's just a fun action movie that introduces us to a new superhero Captain Marvel, played brilliantly by Brie Larson. I became an instant fan watching her in this action heroine avatar, something she manages to pull off with ease. Watch her in the action sequences and there's no way you can't be impressed. Viewers were literally cheering for some of the most heroic moments in the film. Samuel L Jackson as Nick Fury is as awesome as always, it's just that his character feels even better and refined than what we've seen. Jude Law is also quite good, and so are Ben Mendelsohn and Lashana Lynch.

But the one character that ultimately steals the show is Goose, the cat. Some of the sequences involving her are so hilarious that it was really difficult to stop laughing.

Visual effects are excellent, and the IMAX 3D viewing just elevated them. And since it's most importantly an action movie, every single action sequence it delivers is impressive, especially the train sequence. I would call it one of the major highlights of the movie. Cinematography in certain portions is really impressive. Humor, like any other MCU movie, is top notch and really manages to make you laugh.

Captain Marvel has a simple-looking origin story presented and executed in a terrific manner. The directors have done a great job with the characterization of Captain Marvel, and that is what makes everything in the film seem so good. The pace is brisk, gore is minimal to no, and there's nothing unsuitable for kids

pretty good
US couldnt beat a country without nukes thats 1000x smaller than them
then nukes got NO-NOd and got completely BTFOd by rice farmers in Vietnam

>she just has to be stronger than everyone.
She's fighting Thanos in the next movie, it would be retarded if they downplayed her power just for her to be able to fight him the next time we see her.

Jude Law is to good for this piece of shit...

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Yeah does she wear that fucking smug and self absorbed facial expression the whole movie?

have sex incel

It’s retarded to play up Thanos’s power just to immediately introduce a character that can fight him. Instead of any sort of clever plot to defeat Thanos, they just use surprise grrl power.

Thor at the end of IW was stronger than Thanos, but he still ended up losing, and we don't even know if Carol is even at Thanos' levels of power yet.
> Instead of any sort of clever plot to defeat Thanos, they just use surprise grrl power.
We don't even know how the heroes are gonna even reach Thanos to even fight him.

All her comic portrayals in the last 10 years portray her as a villain too so it's not a new thing.

How heroic, the hero can’t beat the villain in a fair fist fight so she cheats. Way better than her fighting him fairly and winning.

>t. shill

Meh. I think thats pretty funny but probably a massive let down for anyone who was actually invested in the movie.

if your enemy kills you, you win

You know its the law that you have to announce when you are paid to advertise something now?

Why would she even bother wasting her time for a "fair fight" when she just finished blowing up an entire alien armada by herself?

To sate her bloodlust another way? She already murdered thousands via the vacuum of space why not actually give one of them a sporting chance.

sup

Reminds me of winter soldier when captain America fought that guy on the ship at the beginning

Oh wait

I like the story behind this scene where hes supposed to duel that guy with his whip but right there hes sick with the flu so they rewrote it to just have him shoot him

This bothered me a lot. They keep telling her she's too emotional when for the majority of the movie, she has like this deadpan expression.

Pretty weak argument yo. “If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.”

I believe the half white pic is from a projection of the average American like 100 years from now or something.

Whoever made this grabbed random pics from Google images.

and Captain America put the shield on his back and fought with his fists and not cheap shot the enemy with his shield(like brie did with her blast)

>Taking satisfaction in beating someone who is helpless to fight you.

Isn't this why we aren't supposed to hit women?

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>the lizard shapeshifters that infiltrate governments and other institutions to bring them down are actually the poor victims from genocidal white males
oy vey, what did they mean with this?

>defeat the evil white man
>get raped by minorities

I support this

FUCKING BASED

Protip: The Final battle was the space battle vs Ronans Armada. This shit here isn't a battle.

Does she even has a weakness? Not only is she almost on top of the power rank but she also has nothing that hinders her powers?

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she is too good and perfect for the dumb males that surround her

>Fighting dirty IS a thing. A thing that works, very well. Honor goes only to the victor.

I wonder if burgers of the recent generations really are so inundated with soi that they don't even fight in school and therefore can spout retarded opinions like this.

The idea of fighting by the rules exists to prevent escalation, you dipshit. Because a dirty trick works, if at all, only once, and then the enemy will repay you with the same coin. Preventing escalation usually helps everyone, because making desert and calling it peace (or turning a brawl into a fight to death) tends to not actually benefit you in any way, even if you are 100% confident you can win, which is often not the case.

he's one of the few that doesn't die actually. ironically he's also one of the weakest villains by far.

so all the marvel fans are now supposedly to accept this, just like the rewrite of history?

Well that clip really didn't feel it's 5 minute length

Her extremities are prone to fungal infection. After she defeats Thanos, her new enemy will be Swamp Thing.

It's a weird thing to notice, but when the Avengers are in Nigeria at the start of Civil War, Black Widow intentionally crashes her motorcycle into a baddy and skids on the concrete. But her black skinny jeans and tan leather knee-high boots are completely unscuffed.

That seems like a mistake

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>US couldnt beat a country
They could have but why risk the lives of your own men when you dont need to?

>cpt marvel's an asshole
actually part of the character. nbd

So at the end of the day in a fist fight she would have lost. Luckily she has those OP powers.

This was the only worthwhile scene in the movie. She wasn't an asshole, she stood there while he tried to bait her and then shot him in the face because she's not a retard

GIRL POWER! Did the Spice Girls start playing when she blasted that *spits* male?

The start of the movie is them sparring and her losing until she shoots him with energy blasts. He tells her off for letting her emotions get the best of her.

As it turns out, emotions are a good thing so she just rolls with it.

Seems like a complete inverse of Colonel Stabler vs Faora

Stand among the ashes of a trillion dead souls and tell me if honor matters

You don't understand. In the movie, emotions represent white female privilege. He's telling her to not use her white female privilege to get ahead in life, but she uses them anyways.

>they could have made then fist fighted in a pretty enviroment after a beautiful speech, in a quarrel of honor and willpower to the death, were the winner goes out changed for life
>but no, they made this in some bland desert 2 miles away from the studio, and the final confrontation was dropped for the sake of some retarded joke
I didn't expect anything and I still came out disappointed.

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>capt. Marvel now confirmed for MCU and to be the next Capt. America
>No more secret wars
>Identity politics will now control the likes of Marvel Movies
>That means we get the mudslime with the outdated Simpson's reference as a catchphrase
>The special FX were also terrible
>we now are 100% getting a Kamala Khan with horrid CGI big ass putty arms
I hate this shit. Why on earth would Disney do this to not one, but two of their biggest properties they've acquired so far? Pitiful.
Thankfully, after IW2 i will no longer buy a ticket to another Disney property. I learned my lesson with TFA, and Im not willing to do that after the SJW period.

>All her comic portrayals in the last 10 years portray her as a villain too
And you know what is really fun about it? It is not on purpose.

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reminder that ALL actors you see in the screen take it up the ass

I want a girlfriend so bad