"Can I get a coke?"

ah-bloo-bloo

>"Can I get a cola?"
>"Yes"

stupid bitch

>drinking coke
For me, it's 7up

Pepsi has more sugar per ounce and makes my tummy hurt no thanks

>we only have dr. pepper

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This made me kek, don't know why

I SPECIFICALLY asked for Mr. Pibb. What part of that don't you understand?

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down with this

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>"can I get a coke?"
>"Sure, but I can only give you diet"
>see customer at register next to me getting regular coke served to them

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For me, it's Bang's. The best soft drink.

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>what would you like to drink?
>diet mountain dew, please
>...we sell coke products here sir
>oh-okay, can I get a diet coke?
Fucking drive through cunts. How as I supposed to know? They're too busy advertising "BUY THIS 14 DOLLAR BURGER" to put what drinks they have on the menu.

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>"Can I have an OK Kola Champagne?"
>"We don't have any."

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Have you tried Dr. Pepper Strawberry? It's the bees knees

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>"Can I get a fuck and suck please?"
>"Is feed and seed okay?"

Never had Mr pibb or dr pepper. Wtf is Mr pibb? But I do wanna drink both before death

>"Can I get a Cream Soda?"
>"A what?"

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Fucking best boomer drink by far, nothing beats it.

What kind of retarded restaurants don't have coca cola ?

Nobody seems to realize, but most of those big red coke freestyle machines have cream soda on the "more drinks" section.

>Bangs

And baby girl... HA HAH!

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>Bang's
user...

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Pepsi is cheaper

A better version of Dr pepper

>"A-a what?"

Coke Zero Cherry for me.

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>root beer
>such a horrible ''beverage'' that only stinking amerimutts from the United emirates of clapistan like it and nobody else in the world
Lmao love how you show your bad taste

Oh fuck I had totally forgotten about this dude. Holy shit.
youtube.com/watch?v=byNlqUFddeo

>restaurant doesn't serve Stewart's Orange 'n' Cream soda

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Nigga you best not be lying to me

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It's Bargs retard

For me, it's .90 cent homebrand cola

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Well, not buying that trash, so you lost money instead of saving money

newfags

I didn't realize until a few years ago, but the reason this is a thing is because Coca-Cola and Pepsi have monopoly contracts that basically require you to only sell one or the other if you are a restaurant of some sort.

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How much cheaper could it possibly be

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Here we put it in a canon and shoot it over to mexico

based and homepilled

This isn't the kind of thing I would lie about. I don't know if they all have it, but if they have Barq's rootbeer on the front page, they usually have Barq's cream soda on the second page.
Keep in mind though that each freestyle machine's contents are at the store's discretion.

Better, actually

For real tho, Pepsi is shit but Cherry Pepsi be kinda based

Bang's, the one with a BANG!

They have vanilla which is basically the same

What the fuck is cream soda

It's what I make in my pants when I look at pictures of pretty girls.

Who buys shit from the concessions at the theater? Say no to their jewery and smuggle your coke in like everyone else.

What does RC Cola taste like?

Uuuhhhhhh

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Stop drinking pop, drink water

Like Coca-Cola or Pepsi-Cola, but without the faggotry.

Like you filled half a glass with coca cola then topped it with pure water

If you're going to call soda something stupid like that, why don't you call water something stupid as well?

>drink water
No thanks, bud. My frogs are gay enough as it is. We /sipbois/ here.

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Waa. Pure waa.

>not aguas frescas

>40g of sugar in a can

Yikes.

Why do Amerisharts have to eat sugary garbage with their kinos? Why not eat something healthy if you have to have something?

>not tea

Based AF and underrated

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>"can I get a medium coke?"
>"do you want a super extra large for a dollar less?"
>...

>"Can I get a dandelion and burdock"
>"pardon"?

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based

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>pop
Flyover state fag detected. Opinion disregarded.

Why does your post

have so many

god damn CrLf's in it?

Stop fucking hitting

the god damn Enter key

so fucking much

you gigantic faggot

but they put as much sugar in those as a fucking soda

Tea is for perma virgins like yourself.

But it's true. When's the last time you had a pepsi?
I don't even know anyone that drinks pepsi. Only boomers, I've seen drink it at work

Give me an iced tea

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Pepsi no but 7up >>>>> Sprite

ALL I WANTED WAS A PEPSI, JUST ONE PEPSI AND SHE WOULDN'T GIVE IT TO ME

The Potbellie's near me has a fountain machine with both coke and pepsi on it. Naturally when I discovered this, I mixed a drink of half coke, half pepsi.
It tasted like a flat coke.

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I;m going to jej all over her rice face.

>get pressured by your parents to take the offer
>end up fat

thanks senpai

>Can I have a Frosty's Blue Cream please?

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>do a thing
>blame everyone else for your personal decisions causing consequences

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>Still drinking the sugar jew

I was in the original thread about this meme

I'll take a cherry Icee with ice cream mixed into it.

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>TFW too intimidated to use the free style machine
I-I will just drink out of the sink again

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i was in ur mum's bed when u were conceived

An tastes...
Ah fuck all.

d...dad?

>see my post
>imagine you have your lips wrapped around my pruney butthole
>i blow a shitty fart through your teeth
>i tenderly pluck my ass hair from the corner of your mouth
i’m glad we had this bonding exercise

no, i watched

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>"I'll have a Tab"

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For me, it's the Rockstar SuperSours.

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patrician as fuck

>"Can I get a sprite?"
>"Is Sierra Mist okay?"

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>user wanders into the Based Dimension

who did this to you?
*SLAM*
i want names

sounds like a stripper's name

Vernors, por favor

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apu, you can trust him...

ah-bloo-bloo

I work fast-food and I hate doing this so much that when someone says "Coke" in the drive-thru I just say "A Large Pepsi, got it" and usually they just go with it. I hate asking if it's okay, it's so tiresome, and these stupid fucks come back for the 80th time to my restaurant and STILL say Coke.

I can't....he'll hurt me even more.

the new orange vanilla coke is pretty good

working at fast food is slave tier work. Retail is 1000x times better

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Lmfao when people won't accept Sierra Mist over a Sprite I get so baffled. Like, no Pepsi over Coke, understandable, but Sierra Mist is literally the exact same fucking thing.

I know that feel. Other way around for me though, so I never have to ask if coke is ok. For me it's
>I'll have a Dr. Pepper
>Is Mr. Pibb ok?
>I'll take a Cherry Coke
Usually they do just say ok to the Pibb, but a lot of people just go straight to Cherry Coke, and for some reason that is funny to me.

apu, being asked if you want sierra mist instead of sprite is not okay... you need to tell somebody.

If they say coke and will get pepsi why bother correcting it. Just adds an extra syllable making the order fractionally longer to take

I've worked retail before and I missed the fast-pace of drive-thru the entire time. Now I'm back and the first six hours of my shift fly by until I really start hating humanity again then I try to do something else for my last two hours.

you surly bitch

Fuck off!

Why bother mentioning Pepsi? Because it's kind of dickish to just give them Pepsi and it could get me in trouble.

I have no ideia how this must taste

I'm renowned for being the surly one at my store... I also have the fastest drive-thru times. Something's gotta give, y'know?

Pretty sure you could run an experiment and find nobody can tell the difference. At most one will say the coke tastes a bit funny but maybe 1 in a ducking thousand will even think "wtf I asked coke and this is pepsi?"

order some root beer online right now

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If I could use my job as a social experiment I would but nah, fucking rules breh

well, when you put it that way.

My ex couldn't handle fizzy drinks at all, made her stomach upset so she always ordered iced tea. Shit was so cute... :(

Pepsi is noticeably sweeter, and has less carbonation. I don't care for either, but they are different.
I'm not that user, but I've worked a window before, and you would be amazed as to just how stupid some of the shit people will complain about, and ruin your entire day over. It is very much worth taking the time.

>go through brand hassle
>they bring a glass of watered down mystery cola
reminder to specifically ask for a can

I'll do this in the future (broke neet now)

>"Can I get a Fanta"?
>"Is Crush okay?"

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>order soda
>"and leave the bottle"

I've never had a diet soda before, do they taste any different from the regular sodas?

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Not even. 7up tastes exactly like Sprite.

I am that user and I can vouch for this 100%. I once had a customer complain that they had too much cheese on the thing they ordered extra cheese on. Like bitch, this isn't Gordon Ramsay.

yes, they do. get some from a vending machine at some point and give a go

They all taste different, don't believe Dr. Pepper's lies either

Negro, I'll fight you. Sprite is gasier texture than 7up

I'll chip in

>meet girl at grocery store
>talk a little, trying hard not to fedora over her
>I bought a few cans of dr pepper
>we walk outside
>she tries to say goodbye
>she's 1 foot away from me, and i decide to wave
>dropter pepper
>can explodes like nothing i've ever seen before
>she's covered in sweet, sweet liquid.
>start to laugh really hard
>she called me a twat and threw pancake mix at me

Dr. Pepper tastes like medicine.

7up produces a more syrupy saliva. when i was a kid i could dribble a stream of saliva down to the floor and then suck it back up into my mouth after a 7up. sprite is lighter.

Might as well call it Amoxycillin Villain then because I love that shit

Can I get a Sprite?

some medicine tastes great

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diet mountain dew tastes like soap.

sodas used to be marketed as having medical benefits. i think it was coke used to have billboards calling it a “meal replacer”

>"Is Shasta okay?"

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I wonder if that was the cocaine and caffeine cutting off people's appetites... although it still doesn't make sense because all the sodium and sugar would produce ghrelin which would produce false appetite.

>Can I get a Mr. Pibb
>Is Dr Pepper okay?
>No

>over 18
>drinking anything but water

>can I get a pepsi?
>is coke ok?

fucking Rian Johnson

>tfw trying to lose weight so have to abstain from soda

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Get ready for improved mood and energy once the cravings subside. Nothing makes you feel better than drinking at least 120 oz of water a day, either (with the added benefit of never needing to use an alarm again because your bladder will do that for you)

>"Yeah, I'd like some diabetes."

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>Pineapple Faygo please

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>freestyle machine
I need this shit so bad again. I can't even get a refill where I live.

It's an acquired taste. Not for plebs.

>supersour
>doesn't taste remotely sour

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>Not Rock n Rye

tut

;^)

>can i get a coke?
>rian: is a pepsi okay?
>sure
>hands you an ice tea
>i wanted pepsi
>rian: everyone i talk to says they like ice tea

>Notice Panda Express got rid of Pepsi products for Coke products

Rip

"Can I get a medium drink, and that'll be it"
"Uhh... what?"

Fast-food employee nightmare story tiem

im ok with this

a guy walked into a bar and ordered a double entendre, so the bartender gave it to him

Ausfag here I hate Pepsi and it's all my local non chain cinema stocks ree

>AND WAFFLE FRIED

giggling

now, strap me into the booster seat, this is how we get a party started

what fucking hellhole serves Shasta?

Happens all the time. You just respond with "what kind of drink?" If they still don't specify, they get a coke.
The worst answer you can give is "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I'll have an uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

idk maybe a Winco Leonati's Pizza

>ugh... formerly.

>>>>

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It just baffles me that they would end their order without specifying it. Like uhhhhhh what?

Also, the uhh thing:

"Can I have a few minutes with the menu?"
"Sure"
(wait 45 seconds because that's the rules)
"Need some more time?"
"No, I think I'm ready. I'll have a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Number 6 with uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

>"can I get a water? "
>"sure, that's $8.50"

mr pibb is the superior drink anyways

>Coke Zero Cherry for me.
You little slut

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around 50% I think

En team a wan it, dey an neyt

for me, it's Surge.

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Gonna have to be a shasta cola for me

>can I just get water
>we only have bottled

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>wanting tap water

Might as well just drink out of a toilet fag

>Can I get bottled water?
>We only have filtered tap water
>Give me a club soda, then

OH-HO, A MEMBER OF THE BOU-JWAH-ZEE I SEE

twist is my lifeblood

Well Pepsi is better

>"Can I get a ticket for Alita?"
>"Is Captain Marvel okay?"

>"Can I get a coke?"
>"Is pepsi okay?"
>"Sure, because I don't have autism"

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they don't taste similar at all you stupid faggot

Black customer:

"Gimme a Sprite!"
"We have Sierra Mist, is that okay?"
"Y'all got Powerade?"
"No sir, just G2"
"Nah, fuck that... y'all got orange soda?"
"No sir, I've got Kickstart?"
"JUST GIMME A ROOTBEER"

Black people are soda enthusiasts, man, lemme tell ya

they’re both colas.

(You) first

they don't taste different enough for me to give a shit.

>Cola, please.

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You sound mad af

Aren't we talking movie theaters here? We're on Yea Forums after all
All the places in my area only have Pepsi for god knows what reason

I’ll have Limca or Thums Up please

Is monopoly money OK ?

A poor friend's house during a sleepover?

mfw

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I'm a 100% sure I wouldn't know which one is pepsi and which one is coke if i drank them blindfolded

It wasn't the original, it was just still new.

>falling for marketing brand ploys

both of them are shit diabetes water for boomers

>Can I have a large based?
>Is cringe okay?

>"I'll just have water"
>"Okay. That will be $8.00"

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>Drinking soft drinks beyond the age of 18
Do people do this?
I very rarely buy a coke these days.

Nah. I drink water. I grew out of soda in my 20s.

>"Can I get a Radler?"
>"is a Shandy okay?"

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radlers are so gross, why do germans do this?

>wondering why soda made by a doctor tastes like medicine

My brother would do that, but he would pin me down to the ground and do it above my head. 9/10 times it would sploosh on my forehead.

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AND SHE WOULDN'T GIVE IT TO ME

THIS THREAD IS GOIMG SO FAST NO ONE WILL NOTICE I ONLY DRINK CREAM SODA

how can anyone hate on Radler?

Fuck you. They are a great drink during the summertime. Low in alcohol and tasty.

too sweet. always fat fucking germans on their bikes taking up space in the beer garden

Oh yeah, those fucking Germans taking up space in German beer gardens drinking a typical German drink.
Why can't they make space for more PoCs???

For me, it's Schweppes Citrus.

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>implying your average german isn't a brownie

>implying nugerms go on bike tours with radler breaks

If they did, they would actually be well intergrated.

they actually do though.

i dont think coke has a mountain dew equivalent or else she would have asked if you wanted it. dont blame her and dont use the drive-thru

My college cut a deal with Pepsi and the Coke drinkers attempted to start a riot but Dr Pepper still flowed freely so no one really cared. I'm not sure if Pepsi still has a deal or not, but no one drank Pepsi despite the campus ONLY offering Pepsi products and Dr Pepper when I was a student. Coke drinkers just switched to Dr Pepper.

At least those "fat fucking germans" rode their bikes there and didn't take a car like your typical hamplanet amerilard

i always ask for a dr faygo.

some millennial soup spot i go to only has faygo since their owner is a faygo

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>"Can I get a good post?"
>"Is Pepe okay?"

Read that with absolute fascination. I had no idea people felt that strongly and were ready to make sure no-one was able to remain in *doubt* about it.

is that the shit "juggalos" always insist on having?

It is a regional thing. Dr Pepper is a Texas thing and I am from Texas. Coke is generally much more popular in the "South" than Pepsi, to the point where people will call all sodas "coke".
>damn, nigga, I'm thirsty as a motherfuckah, you got any coke?
>fridge
>damn, nigga, I wanted some sprite you ain't got sprite? fuck
>it's 7-up, it's better

Holy shit I'm liking her.

Do americans always have soda in the fridge?

Are you tastebud retarded? 7-Up tastes like Sprite that's had half a cup of sugar dumped into it

My movie theater has Mr Pibb and I absolutely loved it but it became Pibb EXTREME or whatever and it tastes like ass now.

el psy congroo

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>"Oh sweet, this is a pepsi place. I'll have mountain dew then."
there aren't enough pepsi places left these days and mellow yellow can suck my big fat donger

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Americans always have a varied selection of food stuffs in their fridge and pantry. I have a variety of drinks of all sorts as hydration is essential so I can do my part to ensure the semen rations make it on time to those poor sods in Europe.

Poor old user and his underappreciated post.

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pepsi tastes better than coke

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pepsi's fine from a can or glass bottle but in plastic ones it's just fucking awful

>Made with Sugar
>Made with Sugar

but in fairness still not as destructive to the human mouth as Dew is in Kentucky

>"Can I get a based?"
>"Is cuckpilled okay?"

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Pizza Hut

Nice

I don't buy stuff with corn syrup in it anymore, but I've never seen Mountain Dew made with sugar in a store.

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Based

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Is it too autistic that I refuse to drink ANY Pepsi product and go for Coke's. I don't mind Dr. Pepper and RC doesn't bother me too much despite being non-existent from where I live.

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>A tab? I can't give you a tab unless you order something.

German here.
Spent a year in Oregon and I LOVE ROOT BEER AND REESES. Such a shame that fucking Yurop doesn't sell these outside of overpriced imported goods stores.

>freshly squeezed orange juice for me

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>tfw like radler

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Even if its a few cents in the grand scheme that will still be millions of shekels that the pop-jews will be saving.

Coca cola doesn't taste right out of anything besides a 12 oz. can.

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I prefer Dr. Pepper but it is not that easy to get here. Supermarkets stock it but you can only buy it by the can which is expensive.

Do they even still make those?

eeeooww based

>two tickets for Shazam please
>is Captain Marvel okay?

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your analogy doesn't work because pepsi and coke are alike

the equivalent of you and chad would be champagne and sewage

blXKAA

I can understand why someone would want a Radler if it's summer and they want a thirst quencher.
Diesel and Russ on the other hand are truly and irredeemably disgusting.

Some Edeka stores have an "american corner" with some okay root beer.