Yea Forums TROLLS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>inb4 retards don't understand statistics and somehow think they know more than people that have been calculating this stuff for decades
>they said hillary would win!! 99%
this is based OFF REAL INFORMATION THAT THE THEATERS HAVE GIVEN THEM!
Yea Forums TROLLS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
Jace Kelly
Elijah Bell
>>inb4 retards
you WANT to talk to retards?
Kevin Gutierrez
yeah more capeshit.
Nathan Fisher
>Yea Forums
DCpajeets*
Ethan Rivera
>tfw you will never be trampled by Goddess Brie’s feet as she spits on you and belittles you.
Blake Gray
The very fact that CM has turned into a crusade against "internet trolls" (a.k.a. the Marvel fan base) means they have lost, user.
People go to the movies to be entertained... not to join crusades.
Gabriel Flores
I'll make it very simple and clear: Captain Marvel is really worth a watch. It's just entertaining and visually impressive, exactly what it was meant to be.
Just keep this mind that it's an origin story so don't go looking for an overstuffed complex story. It's just a fun action movie that introduces us to a new superhero Captain Marvel, played brilliantly by Brie Larson. I became an instant fan watching her in this action heroine avatar, something she manages to pull off with ease. Watch her get fucked in her gaping fem fronthole by three black bulls and a tentacle monster cat in 3D, on the phone, in your dorm, in your wife's bull's shower and in your dreams.
I rate this movie 10/10.
Joseph Diaz
>don't believe the trolls on the RT audience score
That says it all, doesn't it? ; )
Oliver Williams
>internet trolls
>This movie is kinda bad
>OMGTROOOOOOOOOOOOLSSS
Jonathan Rogers
have sex
Cameron Thomas
So still 50m under projections...
Levi Hughes
With me
Grayson Johnson
This movie will have no legs after word of mouth gets out how incredibly boring it is.
Hunter Peterson
>hahahahaha we have money fuck u white men ;) nothin personnel
there's a special place in hell
Evan Robinson
Well I guess endgame is going to be really good haha
Jose Rogers
That's less than what they were bragging about.
Dylan Thompson
No it's actually exactly as projected
Joseph Mitchell
Word of mouth is out dipshit
Nathan Carter
>zany small white dude contingency
Yea Forums eternally BTFO
Mason Fisher
>Tracking
This meaningless word again.
Oliver Baker
that's a month old article, the movie is doing as predicted
Kayden Morgan
God you're fucking dense
Thomas Sullivan
It will probably do fine. Maybe Dr. Strange or Antman tier gross revenue.
Bentley Jones
That's right incels Thanos will be defeated by Captain Marvel, cry moar!!!
Landon Nguyen
Not.
This is the beginning of the end of the conveyor stamping instead of cinema.
We return the art and magic of the movie.
Oliver Myers
If Squirrel Girl isn't the one to do it I will be actually upset. The last capeshit/capeflick/capewhatever I watched was Guardians 2 but that was for based Kurt Russell who made the movie. Ended pretty weak and you saw the turn coming a mile away, but he elevated the movie with what little he had to work with, as he often does.
Logan Reed
Unfortunately its too late for them to squeeze in the mandatory Squirrel Girl origin film.
... unless it turns out Infinity War is gonna be a three-parter.
Logan Phillips
I haven't watched any of the Infinity Wars movies. I've really only watched the two Guardians of the Galaxy movies, and I enjoyed them for what they were. I watched Iron Man and I watched Winter Soldier a million times but that was because it was always fucking playing at my job. It would be on repeat and with the volume cranked up to 11. I think that ruined me on superhero movies.
Jace Gomez
>played brilliantly by Brie Larson
Carson Nelson
I take that back, I got drunk and had to lie low for a bit and I watched Thor: Ragnarok and it was entertaining. Goldblum was good in it, you can tell he was just trying to enjoy himself.
Zachary Stewart
shame they made her fat
Julian Ramirez
Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar
Based user
Jordan Gray
I've witnessed the internet change from a place where trolls get ignored to a place where they get propped up as boogeymen so multi-billion-dollar companies can make people believe they're on some moral crusade by buying the thing the "trolls" don't want you to buy!
For now and forever any minor displeasure on the internet will get amplified so dumbshits will think "buying a ticket isn't just a way to see a movie, it's how we SAVE SOCIETY!". There is no separation between the news and entertainment anymore, they're owned by the same people and will promote corporate synergy, especially at the cost of integrity.
Jonathan Mitchell
Have. Sex.
...otherwise I'll be forced to fuck your tranny mouse wife for you.
Brandon Gonzalez
can i watch?
Jeremiah Rivera
Absolutely, friend.
Thomas Richardson
why is this movie not making $1,000,000,000
we are paying you shills for a reason.
please advise.
Chase Davis
I'm not mad about Captain Marvel.
I'm mad at the retconning bullshit they've done in the movie.. Nick Fury, The Tesseract, Avengers.. Bullshit like that.
They threw everything away to make her important.
Gavin Sanders
>putting any faith in normie audiences after Venom
>thinking this is some great victory after Venom
Evan Brown
>needing Marvel movies for an identity
how pathetic
Robert Sanchez
You're just now figuring out SJWism is just a corporate ploy?
Benjamin Thomas
The actuals don't get released until mid afternoon PST. Friday numbers early Friday are literally fake news.
Jaxson Taylor
Every estimate I see shows only $80 million, where do they get this shit?
Adrian Watson
Kek This reminds me of that Rick and Morty pasta "you have to have a high IQ" or whatever.