Arrive at region

>Arrive at region
>Halt horse and party
>Say name of location out loud
>Keep riding

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Do Americans really do this?

me and my friends used to do this in world of warcraft

I do this every time I drive near a "Welcome to X" sign.

Ian McKellen is British, the director is from New Zealand, the source material is British, and it was filmed in New Zealand. Nothing about it is American.

2/10 because you made me respond

t. American

i did this when i did a road trip to the pacific ocean

He was talking to Shadowfax, the lord of horses you faggot

Was Shadowfax unaware of the capital of man as the lord of horses? Not much of a lord then.

>moving the goalposts for lord of horses

>ride for many days
>come up over a hill and be greeted by a majestic fucking city bathing in sunlight
>just keep riding without taking a second to take in the beauty of it
Soulless autist you are, OP

Gandalf was probably unaware of the capital of horses. Not much of a the white then.

Was Shadowfax some sort of demi horse god like how Gandalf is a demigod himself.

My nationality is worse than American. Australian

>Americans call a clippy-clop-tough-to-stop a "horse"
>Americans call a zappy zinger-flinger a "staff"
>Americans call a saggy chinrag a "beard"

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He is talking to his horse. I did the same with my dog when we were walking to another city at the country side.
Autistic incels kys

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He's loot from the balrog and since gandolf solo'd him he didnt have to roll

>gandolf telling his party to go so he can steal a rare mount
What a kike

Well Elijah Wood and Sean Astin are American. Checkmate nigger.

Seeing as Pippin was the one to agro balrog by knocking the bucket down the well, I think he should have had at least a chance to roll.

maybe Pippin was just based enough to trade Gandalf the rare mount for his legendary pipe

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The rest of the party woulda gotten wiped and Gandalf would solo it anyway

A guy who to buy your bullshit and is harassed is akin to a newly watched egg. The stronger horse will get sold, and he we'nt to the races.

>4 halflings with the exact same builds

They all saw that heard about the Bilbo guy and decided to rip him off, with one faggot even trying to make himself the emo nephew of him. Fucking hell why didn't the DM shoot this shit down

>taking that simple bait
Why are Americans so sensitive?

see

I took it for mere playful banter and thought to jest back
I figured that was allowed

I thought Aussies were better at banter.

>exact same build
Merry is a Champion, Pippin is a Hunter, Frodo is a Burglar and Sam is a Beorning.

>F-FUCK YOU :(

you need to kill yourself

No wonder it was so good.

But user, that's Merry!

this happens in japanese cartoons all the time

Pippin and Merry have a shared loot inventory; there was a crazy duping bug because of it, but they patched it out

My dad did this on road trips, but really there are few places you can get a nice, unimpeded full view of a city / town you're about to enter and safely halt to take it all in.

Luckily Australia is based and mountainous thus it happened frequently, it was quite enjoyable and i shall do it for my children when we go camping / road tripping.

Thank you for reading my blog.

>Luckily Australia is based and mountainous thus it happened frequently, it was quite enjoyable and i shall do it for my children when we go camping / road tripping.
based user making sure his kids appreciate the little things

t. Kiwi