Jurassic Theme Park

Would you rather spent your vacation in Jurassic Park or Jurassic World? What is the best attraction in both parks?

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World. It actually was finished and only went to shit because someone let ONE dino out.

>implying world is not a shit show.

Why did they change the gate.

Left: Soul
Right: Soulless

You can actually visit Jurassic Park. Jurassic World is just a VR thing right?

Its not the same gate... The OG gate is in the north part of the island.

World. By far. They just need people who know how to run things right & keep the dinosaurs in cages.

why the fuck would I pay money just to look at dinosaurs?
can I touch the dinosaur?
can I pet the dinosaur?
can I lay my head upon the chest of a tyrannosaurus and fall asleep to the sound of its soft purring?
can I have the dinosaur?
can I hold the dinosaur?
can I kiss the dinosaur?
can I be the dinosaur?

>can I touch the dinosaur?
>can I pet the dinosaur?
They have a petting zoo in Jurassic World.
>can I kiss the dinosaur?
Do the dinosaur want to kiss you?

I would have spent my vacation at home relaxing because I'm not a soulless NPC

>being soulless poor fag.
>not going to Jurassic park, seeing the park in a day, and then spending all the time relaxing in the hotel room.

>wasting precious time in a dinosaur park that doesn't even let you fuck the dinosaurs

Jurassic World sounds so lame compared to Jurassic Park.

Welcome... to Dino Zoo.

Park was literally just a zoo where you sat in a car, while World had a larger variety of interesting attractions like the Mosasaur show and those hamster ball things.

Realistically, visiting either one would be awful just like going to a real amusement park. You'd spend 90% of your time waiting in line and you wouldn't actually see any dinosaurs because they'd be sleeping all day or because a crowd of chinks is blocking your view.

Went to shit, because they had a "stronk womyn" in charge, let the arab owner play bwana hunter, didn't run a background check on Dr. Wang, tried to weaponize raptors, and let one dino out.

The dilophosaur spitting saloon

this

>They have a petting zoo in Jurassic World.
Honestly, that's where I'd be hanging out.
>Dino-puppies

>didn't run a background check on Dr. Wang
He is an employee of the original park, maybe he was clean by the time JW's management hired him.

the picture on the right makes me want to vomit

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>that spoiler
Ya fucked up, user. I was 100% certain what was going to be in there and you let me down.

this is a sobering side by side

I just subverted your expectations man